I see so many gay guys with this profile picture now on IST as well? Is there lore?
I'm a zoomer and I don't know who he is, except I see the picture a lot on gay sites
As for your question. I love it. Hit on me and I'll flex for you. I won't hook up with you (dont shit where you eat), but I love knowing that other people think km sexy
I don't really get hit by but there are a few blatant gays that stare at me like a motherfricker. I can finally relate to women how they feel when creeps cant get their eyes off you.
I have a home gym now but a lot of big strong guys used to hit on me at the gym and it was hard to stay faithful to my gf. Sometimes they'd tell me to feel their arms or chest and I'd kinda space out and do it and then I'd kinda panic and stop.
Yeah. Team mates shower naked together, gym bros flex for each other. Unless you're sucking wiener, stroking them off, kissing, etc. Youre not cheating.
So you like feeling strong men, that's not even gay. You can squeeze away and be straight
It's not gay. If your friend flexes his bicep, and he says "feel how hard it is" and you give it a squeeze and tell him he's got a solid bicep. That's not gay.
What if I just imagine myself doing it sometimes? Is that still fine?
Sure. So you feel their chest or their biceps in your head. Not gay. I swear you guys think anything is gay. >not wiping off minimal sweat from a bench before you use it >GAY!
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Sure. So you feel their chest or their biceps in your head. Not gay. I swear you guys think anything is gay.
No like after I feel their chest or biceps if I imagine the other stuff you talked about ...
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not gay. Your imagination is your imagination. You can think about murdering someone, doesn't make you a murderer. You can think about sucking wiener, doesn't make you a wiener sucker.
Even if you wish your imagination came true, and you would 100% do it in the right circumstances. Everyone would rob a bank if they could get away with it and keep the money. So no. Not gay
9 months ago
Anonymous
OK 🙂 I am kinda looking forward to going back to a real gym then!
9 months ago
Anonymous
If you really want to, ask one fo those guys for a spot, then pretend to fail and have them bend over you to pick the bar up. If you're lucky you might get a wiener to the face and it won't be gay at all!
9 months ago
Anonymous
I might have to take a deep breath right when it's in my face, but that's ok because I will just be trying to get energy to bench the bar back up!
9 months ago
Anonymous
If you open your mouth, it's just you trying to ask for help
9 months ago
Anonymous
Haha of course 🙂
And they can take their time helping to be safe!
I like the attention.Ive had a ton of men stare at my ass during deadlifts,hell even someone asked me out for coffee after a workout,I politely declined because I'm a femboy only behind closed doors.
>because I'm a femboy only behind closed doors.
lol how can they always tell?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Probably because I wear tank tops and keep my armpit shaven plus I almost never have facial hair.Or me having a naturally feminine face,or its a combination of all.
9 months ago
Anonymous
LONDON?
9 months ago
Anonymous
noope 🙁
I'm Asian.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Probably because I wear tank tops and keep my armpit shaven plus I almost never have facial hair.Or me having a naturally feminine face,or its a combination of all.
Must be. I keep clean shaven too including my armpits and legs hahaha
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Probably because I wear tank tops and keep my armpit shaven
wait a minute is this really some kind of secret homosexual signal
9 months ago
Anonymous
Gay love armpit hair. What are you on about
9 months ago
Anonymous
Regular gays love body hair. Horny bi guys at the gym love smooth guys.
9 months ago
Anonymous
If it was me helping you, I might trip and fall on top of you! I'm so clumsy. Now we're both stuck on the bench lol and my wieners in your mouth. No! I'm so sorry!
9 months ago
Anonymous
>trying to say something but I'm just moaning with your wiener in my mouth.
Not sure what else I can do!
My wife touches her friends boobs. We had a conversation about if guys touch each others dicks and i said no, then she said its weird because she can grab all of her friends boobs without it being weird. Then she asked if I've seen my brothers naked, of course I said no, then she said her and her sister walk around naked all the time. Girls are weird. They don't have the same negative social stigma guys have.
You never saw your brother naked? My parents used to walk naked in the house when they were going to shower, so me and my brother always thought it was normal and do so too. My mother almost always stayed bare chested inside the house because of the hight temperature here.
I'm sorry you had to go through that. Yes I've seen them naked, but we didn't walk around naked for the sake of being naked. Especially not past elementary
9 months ago
Anonymous
>I'm sorry you had to go through that.
It was nothing traumatizing, we didn't find it awkward. I only discovered it wasn't normal when my friends were talking about how weird it was when they saw their mothers naked by accident, and I said that my mother only wore panties at home, and that I see her naked everyday
9 months ago
Anonymous
Now I'm really really sorry you had to go through that
Some old dude came up to me while I was pissing in the gym lockerroom, saying "impressive stretching"
Motherfricker don't talk to me when I'm pissing, jesus. Or in a bathroom. Or at all.
I like the attention.Ive had a ton of men stare at my ass during deadlifts,hell even someone asked me out for coffee after a workout,I politely declined because I'm a femboy only behind closed doors.
i only reciprocate if i know they are under 140 pounds, will bottom for me and let me play with their butthole while they blow me but other that that i'm straight
frick that, how do you deal with females hitting on you at the gym? this 20~yo came up to me and asked me if I was a professional dancer or an athlete, I said no and she told me "oh you have a really athletic body and you stretch really good!" I just stood there looking at her. I said "okay? thanks" and she just turned around and kept working out. never saw her again after that.
I'm a closeted btw and I can't stand women. like they're alright but sometimes I can't stand them
>frick that, how do you deal with females hitting on you at the gym? this 20~yo came up to me and asked me if I was a professional dancer or an athlete, I said no and she told me "oh you have a really athletic body and you stretch really good!" I just stood there looking at her. I said "okay? thanks" and she just turned around and kept working out. never saw her again after that.
I do that even though I love women. I'm just a sperg.
Find a guy who is like you. There's plenty of man prostitutes, but there are also lots of bicurious guys who are willing to have a one off gay experience.
I'd be down to frick a guy but im scared of aids and stds
Craigslist was unironically the best way to do this. You could find plenty of guys married to women who just wanted one dude to frick around with but didn't want to bawd it up or bring anything back home to the wife.
He publicized and promoted the group that brought forth SESTA/FOSTA to "stop online sex trafficking" or some nonsense that gave strict liability to websites for any sexual content that may be posted there. All senators voted for it to look good, except Rand Paul (votes against almost everything cuz libertarian lol) and Ron Wyden (the only senator who knows how computers work).
Basically, if a single prostitute posted on craigslist casuals, craigslist would be at legal risk. This does not stop huge websites like facebook or reddit, but craigslist is smaller and simpler and doesn't have a team of lawyers to defend themselves.
Meanwhile, Ashton Kutcher defended Danny Masterson who was guilty of rape. So clearly he doesn't actually give a shit about sex abuse victims IRL.
I tried, it's not the same. Cragislist was great because it was passive. Some horny dude selling a couch might see what's up. Doublelist you can't even view ads without making an account and a password with a bunch of character rules lol
Find a guy who is like you. There's plenty of man prostitutes, but there are also lots of bicurious guys who are willing to have a one off gay experience.
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Craigslist was unironically the best way to do this. You could find plenty of guys married to women who just wanted one dude to frick around with but didn't want to bawd it up or bring anything back home to the wife.
Here's a guy I met online. He's said he's never been with a guy before but he would let me be his first.
>Did it work?
Yes lol. I don't hook up with guys that often but I'm a total bottom that often so it was a good way to get them to start really slowly. Then once I was warmed up they were all like "wow you're really good at this for someone who's never bottomed before" lol
There's one guy at my gym in his late 40s/early 50s that exclusively talks to young men. It's not so much that he's gay and clearly making passes that's annoying, but he will interrupt your workout without a second thought.
I got around it by physically avoiding him, not returning a wave or a head nod. He finally tried walking up to me and talking to me one day and I just looked through him and walked past him. Now he's gotten the hint but he still acts like a b***h with hurt feelings and tries to work out as close to me as possible.
>I'm afraid I will like it more than I should
Then do it. Who cares. There's 100million gay guys and lots of them have super sucessful lives, careers and families. Live your life, enjoy the things you like
if i wasnt a dyel swede, id say "u mirin" and move on with my day
im more concerned with israelite mutts walking around with their phones all day
and parking half of their homes on each bench like someones going to steal it
Who is this guy?
Only zoomers don't know him
I see so many gay guys with this profile picture now on IST as well? Is there lore?
I'm a zoomer and I don't know who he is, except I see the picture a lot on gay sites
As for your question. I love it. Hit on me and I'll flex for you. I won't hook up with you (dont shit where you eat), but I love knowing that other people think km sexy
Literally the opposite way around.
lol no
>Hey Hank, how about that Johnny Sins fella?
Millennials all know who Johnny Sins is, they're certainly not zoomers.
who is he? sounds like a gay porn star
t. millennial
A doctor, pilot, plumber, chef, mechanic, cleaner, security guard. You name it, he can do it. All natty aswell.
How tf does he do all that? Do you mean he is an actor?
no he's just that good
polymath
B-b-but I thought baldlets got no sex. 4troon lieds to me?
zoom zoom!
That is Vin Diesel.
take the compliment & move on.
he fricks women.
Stone cold Steve austim
>hey, thanks, but I’ve got a gf
Simple as.
Hey buddy, how have you been?
Not bad buddy, how’s by you?
>don't worry I won't tell her haha
>*grabs your ass*
>vanishes then teleports behind you with my katana
>heh nothing personnel kid
>*slpwly grabs your katana and lubes it up, jerking slowly*
>"I knew you were gay anon"
homie, if you try jerking off a katana you’ll stop after one stroke, not sure what severing your fingers proves.
back the frick off??
oh he will back into something alright
I said back the frick off???
something is about to get off
>lieing to a complete stranger
Hit them back. Are you weak? Don't take the abuse.
>mfw getting messages on Grindr asking "Have I seen you at the gym in __________"
I hate to break this to you, anon. But you might be gay.
How to know if people think you're gay?
Just ask them
Easy
If they message you on Grindr, they might think you're gay
Wh-why?
would feel awkward matching with a girl from the gym, especially if she was an accidental swipe, but only barely
A girl on grindr?
I hit them back
I don't really get hit by but there are a few blatant gays that stare at me like a motherfricker. I can finally relate to women how they feel when creeps cant get their eyes off you.
>Bro it's a compliment bro I'm being NICE to you????
It's always some fat gross dude in his forties who looks like he works at a Wendy's too
With indifference, as you should with strangers.
by being ugly.
Drop the heaviest dumbbells on their head as a joke between bros (but in reality I'm trying to exterminate all homosexuals).
I have a home gym now but a lot of big strong guys used to hit on me at the gym and it was hard to stay faithful to my gf. Sometimes they'd tell me to feel their arms or chest and I'd kinda space out and do it and then I'd kinda panic and stop.
Touching another man's arm or chest isn't cheating. Women touch each other's boobs for fun without being lesbians
If I ever go to another gym I won't worry too much about it then. It's ok even if I like feeling how strong they are?
Yeah. Team mates shower naked together, gym bros flex for each other. Unless you're sucking wiener, stroking them off, kissing, etc. Youre not cheating.
So you like feeling strong men, that's not even gay. You can squeeze away and be straight
It's not gay. If your friend flexes his bicep, and he says "feel how hard it is" and you give it a squeeze and tell him he's got a solid bicep. That's not gay.
Sure. So you feel their chest or their biceps in your head. Not gay. I swear you guys think anything is gay.
>not wiping off minimal sweat from a bench before you use it
>GAY!
>Sure. So you feel their chest or their biceps in your head. Not gay. I swear you guys think anything is gay.
No like after I feel their chest or biceps if I imagine the other stuff you talked about ...
Not gay. Your imagination is your imagination. You can think about murdering someone, doesn't make you a murderer. You can think about sucking wiener, doesn't make you a wiener sucker.
Even if you wish your imagination came true, and you would 100% do it in the right circumstances. Everyone would rob a bank if they could get away with it and keep the money. So no. Not gay
OK 🙂 I am kinda looking forward to going back to a real gym then!
If you really want to, ask one fo those guys for a spot, then pretend to fail and have them bend over you to pick the bar up. If you're lucky you might get a wiener to the face and it won't be gay at all!
I might have to take a deep breath right when it's in my face, but that's ok because I will just be trying to get energy to bench the bar back up!
If you open your mouth, it's just you trying to ask for help
Haha of course 🙂
And they can take their time helping to be safe!
>because I'm a femboy only behind closed doors.
lol how can they always tell?
Probably because I wear tank tops and keep my armpit shaven plus I almost never have facial hair.Or me having a naturally feminine face,or its a combination of all.
LONDON?
noope 🙁
I'm Asian.
>Probably because I wear tank tops and keep my armpit shaven plus I almost never have facial hair.Or me having a naturally feminine face,or its a combination of all.
Must be. I keep clean shaven too including my armpits and legs hahaha
>Probably because I wear tank tops and keep my armpit shaven
wait a minute is this really some kind of secret homosexual signal
Gay love armpit hair. What are you on about
Regular gays love body hair. Horny bi guys at the gym love smooth guys.
If it was me helping you, I might trip and fall on top of you! I'm so clumsy. Now we're both stuck on the bench lol and my wieners in your mouth. No! I'm so sorry!
>trying to say something but I'm just moaning with your wiener in my mouth.
Not sure what else I can do!
homie u gay
What if I just imagine myself doing it sometimes? Is that still fine?
stop watching anime
My wife touches her friends boobs. We had a conversation about if guys touch each others dicks and i said no, then she said its weird because she can grab all of her friends boobs without it being weird. Then she asked if I've seen my brothers naked, of course I said no, then she said her and her sister walk around naked all the time. Girls are weird. They don't have the same negative social stigma guys have.
You never saw your brother naked? My parents used to walk naked in the house when they were going to shower, so me and my brother always thought it was normal and do so too. My mother almost always stayed bare chested inside the house because of the hight temperature here.
I'm sorry you had to go through that. Yes I've seen them naked, but we didn't walk around naked for the sake of being naked. Especially not past elementary
>I'm sorry you had to go through that.
It was nothing traumatizing, we didn't find it awkward. I only discovered it wasn't normal when my friends were talking about how weird it was when they saw their mothers naked by accident, and I said that my mother only wore panties at home, and that I see her naked everyday
Now I'm really really sorry you had to go through that
Some old dude came up to me while I was pissing in the gym lockerroom, saying "impressive stretching"
Motherfricker don't talk to me when I'm pissing, jesus. Or in a bathroom. Or at all.
>be a sperg
>don’t realise when being hit on
It’s that simple bros
I thought the other boards were just joking when they said IST is the gayest board on IST...
what is gay about helping your bro out with a protein shot in the butthole
I'm so lonely and starved for affection I'd be flattered if a gay guy hit on me tbh
I like the attention.Ive had a ton of men stare at my ass during deadlifts,hell even someone asked me out for coffee after a workout,I politely declined because I'm a femboy only behind closed doors.
I thank them for the mire and don't engage further so they know I'm not interested.
i only reciprocate if i know they are under 140 pounds, will bottom for me and let me play with their butthole while they blow me but other that that i'm straight
>train for 15 years
>not even attractive enough to get hit on by guys
Get it on by women, men, dogs smeel my crotch, cats rub against me. Sucks when you're with your girlfriend and you get hit on in front of them.
Hit them back.
Start a fight club.
Is this Austin wolf?
No its some creep who does straight porn, gross
Straight porn is so bad. How can you watch a girl fake moan like a banshee by getting her breasts touched. It makes me cringe every single time
I know give me a japan gaspingas he is pounded senseless
frick that, how do you deal with females hitting on you at the gym? this 20~yo came up to me and asked me if I was a professional dancer or an athlete, I said no and she told me "oh you have a really athletic body and you stretch really good!" I just stood there looking at her. I said "okay? thanks" and she just turned around and kept working out. never saw her again after that.
I'm a closeted btw and I can't stand women. like they're alright but sometimes I can't stand them
say thanks and compliment their cameltoe
>frick that, how do you deal with females hitting on you at the gym? this 20~yo came up to me and asked me if I was a professional dancer or an athlete, I said no and she told me "oh you have a really athletic body and you stretch really good!" I just stood there looking at her. I said "okay? thanks" and she just turned around and kept working out. never saw her again after that.
I do that even though I love women. I'm just a sperg.
I'd be down to frick a guy but im scared of aids and stds
Valid just learn how to insert a female condom in your ass and you will be safe
Find a guy who is like you. There's plenty of man prostitutes, but there are also lots of bicurious guys who are willing to have a one off gay experience.
Craigslist was unironically the best way to do this. You could find plenty of guys married to women who just wanted one dude to frick around with but didn't want to bawd it up or bring anything back home to the wife.
Craigslist was GOATed. There's never been another site like it since
It was too good for this world. I will never forgive Ashton Kutcher for what he did.
What did he do?
He publicized and promoted the group that brought forth SESTA/FOSTA to "stop online sex trafficking" or some nonsense that gave strict liability to websites for any sexual content that may be posted there. All senators voted for it to look good, except Rand Paul (votes against almost everything cuz libertarian lol) and Ron Wyden (the only senator who knows how computers work).
Basically, if a single prostitute posted on craigslist casuals, craigslist would be at legal risk. This does not stop huge websites like facebook or reddit, but craigslist is smaller and simpler and doesn't have a team of lawyers to defend themselves.
Meanwhile, Ashton Kutcher defended Danny Masterson who was guilty of rape. So clearly he doesn't actually give a shit about sex abuse victims IRL.
Try doublelist
I tried, it's not the same. Cragislist was great because it was passive. Some horny dude selling a couch might see what's up. Doublelist you can't even view ads without making an account and a password with a bunch of character rules lol
Frick a ISTizen or other ISTner who's good looking but too spergy to get any other action.
Here's a guy I met online. He's said he's never been with a guy before but he would let me be his first.
Should i? I don't know.
Yes.
He aint a virgin.
His butthole might be.
Rap it up and take PrEp
Tops don’t get STDs silly.
lol my go-to line used to be that I had never been with a guy but was curious about it.
Not that he's never been with a guy, but he's never been topped. My bad. He said he tops, but he's never been fricked. He wanted me to be his first.
His butthole is extremely tight. So it makes me believe he's telling the truth
How can you tell?
Did it work?
Suck a wiener and find out if you like it or not
>Did it work?
Yes lol. I don't hook up with guys that often but I'm a total bottom that often so it was a good way to get them to start really slowly. Then once I was warmed up they were all like "wow you're really good at this for someone who's never bottomed before" lol
Hot. I'd gladly be tricked by you
Nice.
Does that look like the ass of a man who has never been with another man?
I suck their wiener, but I do a really bad job (like with teeth, and I pull off when they come) so they won't hit on me anymore.
You sound pretty ZESTY
Tell the truth OP
Can women find virtually any man attractive if he is muacular?
There's one guy at my gym in his late 40s/early 50s that exclusively talks to young men. It's not so much that he's gay and clearly making passes that's annoying, but he will interrupt your workout without a second thought.
I got around it by physically avoiding him, not returning a wave or a head nod. He finally tried walking up to me and talking to me one day and I just looked through him and walked past him. Now he's gotten the hint but he still acts like a b***h with hurt feelings and tries to work out as close to me as possible.
This is the only pornstar i want to know about
Forgot the pic
bros, how do I fight urge to try sucking wiener
Suck my wiener and I’ll not wash for you.
having bj buddy that comes after work to suck his smelly wiener will be dream come true
I'm afraid I will like it more than I should
Well you’re obviously extremely homosexual gay so what’s the problem?
>I'm afraid I will like it more than I should
Then do it. Who cares. There's 100million gay guys and lots of them have super sucessful lives, careers and families. Live your life, enjoy the things you like
if i wasnt a dyel swede, id say "u mirin" and move on with my day
im more concerned with israelite mutts walking around with their phones all day
and parking half of their homes on each bench like someones going to steal it
Valid
I love having a home gym but NGL I liked having guys hit on me at the gym and consider getting a gym membership sometimes just for that.
What better complement could you receive?
IKR? A man who thinks I'm in such good shape that he'll give me a free protein shake!
Challenge them to a wrestling match in the locker room. Tell them they can only frick you in the ass if they win.
Frick you!
What do I do with my life now that I'm not constantly eating goyslop and sucking dick??? real question. I feel odd.
Eat good food and have meaningful loving sex
You mean no more MCDONALDS GANG BANG?!?!?!
Sadly yes