How does working out in Islam work? You can't even get in an hour before the Adhan starts again.

How does working out in Islam work? You can't even get in an hour before the Adhan starts again.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't deadlift or squat because if you frick your lower back they throw you off a 10 floor building.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's a Sikh. You can tell by the turban, the combed beard and the silver braclet that he's wearing.
    He is also roided out.

    > working out in Islam
    According to squaddies, they don't pray at all and use 'prayer break' as an excuse to smoke gays.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      that guy is a Sikh moron
      and praying only takes 15 minutes MAX

      >According to squaddies
      you really trust the 80 iq morons that sign up for the military?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Moreso than 40iq cousinfricking inbred pakis
        All musrat shitholes don't do anything of note except use American engineering to dig up oil.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Moreso than 40iq cousinfricking inbred pakis
          All musrat shitholes don't do anything of note except use American engineering to dig up oil.
          Indian detected, opinion ignored

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        80 IQ is pretty high for the average Muslim.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Smoke gays or *smoke gays*?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sikhs are based. Mudslimes are inbred morons. However, theyre right about women

      that guy is a Sikh moron
      and praying only takes 15 minutes MAX

      >According to squaddies
      you really trust the 80 iq morons that sign up for the military?

      That is a Sikh not a Muslim you donut.
      Sikhs over here are always jacked as frick. The few I've talked to have generally been very polite.

      Good morning sirs

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sikhs are Indian, but they're not Pajeets

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sikhs are based. Mudslimes are inbred morons. However, theyre right about women

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >theyre right about women
      and israelites, and alcohol

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sikhs are based

      You were the afghans and mughals footstools
      Sit down, dog

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    That is a Sikh not a Muslim you donut.
    Sikhs over here are always jacked as frick. The few I've talked to have generally been very polite.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bodybuilding and Islam are unironically made for eachother. Muslims are already conditioned to pray five times a day, so eating five times a day is second nature to them.

    When does a bodybuilder who eats five times a day train? Well, almost every bodybuilder worth his salt eats that frequently, so Muslims can make it work as well.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every muslim I met was a weak homosexual who only got by because they always walk around in groups of 30

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of stones and various other forms of rubble to lift in Gaza right now.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Actual answer, like this:

    They do stuff that helps them swing a beheading sword better (that club thing is for sword improvements), they work out together to maintain a masculine culture for the young and old, and they do stuff like those jingle shaker things so they're less distracted when they're in a violent conflict with their bretheren who believe 1 single thing different from them.
    I don't agree with islam and their culture no longer allows them to build great things and they just live in dirt houses and frick goats, but there are some things that can be learned from them and applied to our society. I think their group workout culture is one of those things. It's pretty neat.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here is a longer one. I wish they'd get the frick out of the US though

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pray, leave to the gym, workout, go home, pray again, no problem

    Pretty easy tbh

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ramadan best period for cutting tbh abi

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Iftar dinner is soooo fricking good though.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >posts Sikh
    >OP is about Islam
    OP is a homosexual

    Sikhism was founded to oppose Islamic moronation and Hindu cowshit worshipping

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MOZZIES RULE THE WORLD SEETHE AND COPE MANLET DYELS

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Working is a virtue in Islam, allah dislikes lazy people and doesn't bless them

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The one thing that justifies Sihkism to me, is how they slaughter animals. They believe in just one thing: First they pray and thank/ask forgiveness from the animal, and then, by the law of their religion, they MUST behead the animal with a SINGLE slice from a sword.

    The animal is to die instantly, without pain. That means something to me.

    I'm still an atheist, but nonetheless, there are some religions that shine with a certain light of benevolence, and for that, I am thankful and glad.

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