I was thinking about giving her flowers, will it be awkward if I just bring her a bouqet of flowers while she is on the treadmill? Should I also write my phone number inside the card? Should I say something or just give her the flowers with the greeting card and run before somebody sees me?
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Don't
Put a post it note on her bag that syas, "I know where you live, I will have you tonight, you cannot stop me"
Make eye contact and smile.
Ask her how many sets she has left.
Talk about something.
Don’t ask her about but say see you around.
Next time do same and ask her out.
Why do people give this advice
Every time girls approach me it's because I made eye contact with this expression
Girls never talk to me when I smile
I blankly stare at women all the time and it never gets me anywhere.
Yeah but are you good looking
I'd say no
You're not supposed to smile or stare blankly. You need to use a half smile, where just one side goes up. Almost like a smirk
I only do that when I'm actually making eye contact with an attractive girl tho
Dude, strangers don't give people flowers. May as well ask her if she wants some candy from your cool van.
I know it's fricking bait, still might be some autists that see this thread and think "yeah, give her flowers, it'll be romantic". It won't. You'd have better luck trying to neg her calling her a fat bawd than giving her a "gift" expecting any sort of reciprocation other than pepper spray.
Already put 3 dozen roses on her gym bag with a note saying i love and worship her is it over
You forgot to mention the part where you stole her underwear.
If it’s out of the blue then yes. If you’ve talked with her at least once or twice you should be able to ask her out without awkward presents. Fact is you dont know her either, flowers are for when you already know them. Don’t be cringe.
I haven't talked to a a woman outside work since age 10
Yikes
From behind
if you want healthy children it's very important to ask if she's a virgin and her family's fertility history
I already took a pic of her used facial recognition to find her social media and I know everything about her.
Get at a higher position, hit your chest repetitive times to assert power
Piss on the floor to assert territory
Run around her in circles stumping your feets as hard as you can on the ground to show leg strength
Start to scary away any male that walks in her direction, no matter what
Grunt as loud as you can
Do poses in her line of sight
When she leaves an equipment, go there and sniff the seat to display willingness
Find out the time she leaves her house and walk by her in the opposite direction every day for no real reason at all, just to be seen and remembered
Just rape her right there on the treadmill while everybody is watching. This is how alpha male game works nowadays. Just rape and leave.