how the hell am I supposed to lose weight when culinary masterpieces like this exist?

how the hell am I supposed to lose weight when culinary masterpieces like this exist?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have 1 or 2 every 3 weeks

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I usually have it 3 times every 1 to 2 weeks

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Once a week max

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wish i was american

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krispy Kreme has stores all over the world including Australia, Canada, the UK, Egypt, Japan, and South Korea.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Krispy kreme
    >culinary masterpiece

    It’s so hard to sympathise with Americans

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It shouldn't be. The company probably has dozens of wildly successful stores in your country

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Krispy kreme
        >culinary masterpiece

        It’s so hard to sympathise with Americans

        agreed, pass the yurofood anon!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically played yourself.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What am I looking at? Ground processed meat in gelatin with peas and carrots?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those are porkchops in gelatin. Never liked it but the salad on the left is to die for.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >actual food vs plastic donuts
          what a tough choice

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s actually extremely popular in France too

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick it, bro. ‘Tis the season. Just lift and do cardio. You’ll still gain weight, but at least you’ll put it to use.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cardio is for women and queers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >do cardio
      There are enough calories in one of those "donuts" to run a 10k. You can't outrun your fork.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >260 calories is enough to run a 10k

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It minimizes the damage. Yeah if you binge on them youre fricked but if you have 1 a week while doing regular cardio it won’t do shit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie they’re like 300 calories you’d burn it off in a 5k

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >you’ll still gain weight
        >YOU CAN’T OUT EXERCISE THE FORK BRO
        Just pretend I posted a picture of you as a brainlet soijack.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        homie they’re like 300 calories you’d burn it off in a 5k

        >300 calories
        >10k
        >5k
        is this board entirely comprised of twinks? post bussy

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Simple. Acknowledge that that is worthless goyslop and don't eat it. Eat a steak instead.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Krispy kremes tastes way better than steak

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It does. I guess if you’re from a third world shithole you’d think otherwise though

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Raise your standards for sweets and booze so you have to pay a lot more for them and won't be able to have them more than once a week

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eating overly sweet junk food
    it's over for tastelets

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can’t resist bro, just forget about me I’m ngmi

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your taste buds are completely destroyed if you think that is overly sweet

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat it then do some cardio
    Duh

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you starve yourself enough an ordinary apple will taste like heaven. Thats what I do.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you stop eating sugar for a month you'll find that stuff like Original Coke and OP are unbearably sweet and make you feel ill
      Original coke makes me feel horrible, it's gross

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My ex would unironically say shit like this
    When I see "food" like that I just imagine the diarrhea afterwards

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY SHIT IS THAT ELF?
    I LOVE ELF!
    YOU GUYS REMEMBER ELF?
    I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY BROUGHT BACK ELF!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer people get that excited for Nightmare Before Christmas

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both /merchcore/, but Nightmare Before Christmas is a Walgreens brand.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the fricking Elf movie? For frick sake Americans worship Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm trying to cut early
    >someone gives me a giftcard for a dozen donuts at my favorite spot today

    It's my own fautl for trying to cut before christmas.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >culinary masterpieces
    Tell me you're poor and fat without telling me you're poor and fat

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why people obsess over donuts. It's such a shit tier pastry.

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