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7 months ago Reply Anonymous Krispy Kreme has stores all over the world including Australia, Canada, the UK, Egypt, Japan, and South Korea.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous >Krispy kreme >culinary masterpiece It’s so hard to sympathise with Americans
7 months ago Reply Anonymous It shouldn't be. The company probably has dozens of wildly successful stores in your country
7 months ago Reply Anonymous >Krispy kreme >culinary masterpiece It’s so hard to sympathise with Americans agreed, pass the yurofood anon!
7 months ago Reply Anonymous What am I looking at? Ground processed meat in gelatin with peas and carrots?
7 months ago Reply Anonymous Those are porkchops in gelatin. Never liked it but the salad on the left is to die for.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous Frick it, bro. ‘Tis the season. Just lift and do cardio. You’ll still gain weight, but at least you’ll put it to use.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous >do cardio There are enough calories in one of those "donuts" to run a 10k. You can't outrun your fork.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous It minimizes the damage. Yeah if you binge on them youre fricked but if you have 1 a week while doing regular cardio it won’t do shit
7 months ago Reply Anonymous >you’ll still gain weight >YOU CAN’T OUT EXERCISE THE FORK BRO Just pretend I posted a picture of you as a brainlet soijack.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous homie they’re like 300 calories you’d burn it off in a 5k >300 calories >10k >5k is this board entirely comprised of twinks? post bussy
7 months ago Reply Anonymous Simple. Acknowledge that that is worthless goyslop and don't eat it. Eat a steak instead.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous It does. I guess if you’re from a third world shithole you’d think otherwise though
7 months ago Reply Anonymous Raise your standards for sweets and booze so you have to pay a lot more for them and won't be able to have them more than once a week
7 months ago Reply Anonymous Your taste buds are completely destroyed if you think that is overly sweet
7 months ago Reply Anonymous If you starve yourself enough an ordinary apple will taste like heaven. Thats what I do.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous If you stop eating sugar for a month you'll find that stuff like Original Coke and OP are unbearably sweet and make you feel ill Original coke makes me feel horrible, it's gross
7 months ago Reply Anonymous >My ex would unironically say shit like this When I see "food" like that I just imagine the diarrhea afterwards
7 months ago Reply Anonymous HOLY SHIT IS THAT ELF? I LOVE ELF! YOU GUYS REMEMBER ELF? I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY BROUGHT BACK ELF!
7 months ago Reply Anonymous Is that the fricking Elf movie? For frick sake Americans worship Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler
7 months ago Reply Anonymous >I'm trying to cut early >someone gives me a giftcard for a dozen donuts at my favorite spot today It's my own fautl for trying to cut before christmas.
7 months ago Reply Anonymous >culinary masterpieces Tell me you're poor and fat without telling me you're poor and fat
7 months ago Reply Anonymous I don't understand why people obsess over donuts. It's such a shit tier pastry.
Have 1 or 2 every 3 weeks
I usually have it 3 times every 1 to 2 weeks
Once a week max
wish i was american
Krispy Kreme has stores all over the world including Australia, Canada, the UK, Egypt, Japan, and South Korea.
>Krispy kreme
>culinary masterpiece
It’s so hard to sympathise with Americans
It shouldn't be. The company probably has dozens of wildly successful stores in your country
agreed, pass the yurofood anon!
Unironically played yourself.
What am I looking at? Ground processed meat in gelatin with peas and carrots?
Those are porkchops in gelatin. Never liked it but the salad on the left is to die for.
>actual food vs plastic donuts
what a tough choice
It’s actually extremely popular in France too
Frick it, bro. ‘Tis the season. Just lift and do cardio. You’ll still gain weight, but at least you’ll put it to use.
Cardio is for women and queers
>do cardio
There are enough calories in one of those "donuts" to run a 10k. You can't outrun your fork.
>260 calories is enough to run a 10k
It minimizes the damage. Yeah if you binge on them youre fricked but if you have 1 a week while doing regular cardio it won’t do shit
homie they’re like 300 calories you’d burn it off in a 5k
>you’ll still gain weight
>YOU CAN’T OUT EXERCISE THE FORK BRO
Just pretend I posted a picture of you as a brainlet soijack.
>300 calories
>10k
>5k
is this board entirely comprised of twinks? post bussy
Simple. Acknowledge that that is worthless goyslop and don't eat it. Eat a steak instead.
Krispy kremes tastes way better than steak
It doesn't.
It does. I guess if you’re from a third world shithole you’d think otherwise though
Raise your standards for sweets and booze so you have to pay a lot more for them and won't be able to have them more than once a week
>eating overly sweet junk food
it's over for tastelets
I can’t resist bro, just forget about me I’m ngmi
Your taste buds are completely destroyed if you think that is overly sweet
Eat it then do some cardio
Duh
If you starve yourself enough an ordinary apple will taste like heaven. Thats what I do.
If you stop eating sugar for a month you'll find that stuff like Original Coke and OP are unbearably sweet and make you feel ill
Original coke makes me feel horrible, it's gross
>My ex would unironically say shit like this
When I see "food" like that I just imagine the diarrhea afterwards
HOLY SHIT IS THAT ELF?
I LOVE ELF!
YOU GUYS REMEMBER ELF?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY BROUGHT BACK ELF!
I'd prefer people get that excited for Nightmare Before Christmas
Both /merchcore/, but Nightmare Before Christmas is a Walgreens brand.
Is that the fricking Elf movie? For frick sake Americans worship Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler
>I'm trying to cut early
>someone gives me a giftcard for a dozen donuts at my favorite spot today
It's my own fautl for trying to cut before christmas.
>culinary masterpieces
Tell me you're poor and fat without telling me you're poor and fat
I don't understand why people obsess over donuts. It's such a shit tier pastry.