To add It’s almost as if my old female barber was intentionally trying lower my SMV by kept asking if I was sure I wanted what I ask for
The lady wanted to give me the traditional boomer haircut that only dudes respect and but girls hate. The cut she wanted to give makes you look like a boomer provider
I get hit on by the zoomers I TA for at university all the time. Nearing 30. I have a zoomer haircut and youthmaxx tho so they probably think I'm younger.
ITT seething
You can tell it's thinning here i.e. less hair follicles per inch
Thinning where? It only looks like that in the back because of how I fixed it + plus light and sweat from gym it
U can’t even see my scalp top down when it’s soaking wet and the harshest lighting possible
Why do you have a zoomer haircut as a 30 year old.
Been having Afro like hair since 2016 this is the first time I tapered the lower sides though
last year when my 35 yr old female barber used thinning sheers and gave me a “proper male boomer haircut” it lowered my smv by 70% until it grew back.
Now with this cut I get 50x more tinder matches maybe even more, even though the boomer barber kept asking if I was sure if I wanted it lmao
To add It’s almost as if my old female barber was intentionally trying lower my SMV by kept asking if I was sure I wanted what I ask for
The lady wanted to give me the traditional boomer haircut that only dudes respect and but girls hate. The cut she wanted to give makes you look like a boomer provider
She’s like 38-40 btw not 35
Never listen a roastie woman ever. Most are out to sabotage and turn you into a beta bux whether they do it subconsciously or not
>it lowered my smv by 70%
What's the boomer haircut? I think I might have it bros. My mom said looking clean cut is good for my age (30).
Yes I'm an inkie
The post bellow u is a perfect example
To add that haircut makes dudes look like eggs
It made me look like a egg head and i got no matches when I had it
The zoomer cut is superior as it makes your temples look wide af(good thing) and gives your head a square shape
Feminine egg head vs masculine squared off back of the head
It’s hated by many because it frauds skull so it’s like cheating
I don’t see th exponent cut leaving because of how it frauds your skull
I don’t see the zoomer cut leaving*
To frick zoomettes??
zoomer here. zoomettes laugh at older dudes who still try to dress/look young.
act your age if you want to get laid you dumb homosexual
Lmao cope more. Girls guess my age between 19-22
Literally all I match with is 19-24 yr olds and occasional 40 yr old milfs ever since I got this hair
W2ya8n
pics or it didn’t happen
wow, notes huh? what are you, in high school still? moron
>no 18 year olds
Enjoy the used up roasties, anons.
> I get b***hes with this hair
> hey IST do you like my haircut uwu
If it’s getting you ass then why are you asking IST if it’s a good look. Pick a lane moron.
I’m in my late 20s and still dress like a punk edgelord and I get nothing but notes from 19 year old ethots
For a brief period you dressed like we did back when we were teenagers. Now all you wear is sweats.
bro young women like older guys
So does OP
That's what he said, just not the ones who try to be hip with the kids.
they like older guys who act like adults, not 34 year olds wearing gym shorts and band tees
But I wear gym shorts and band tees to the gym anon. 🙁
I get hit on by the zoomers I TA for at university all the time. Nearing 30. I have a zoomer haircut and youthmaxx tho so they probably think I'm younger.
Little old to be rocking the zoomer broccoli cut bruh.
Cope, shouldn't even need it.
Hassan piker
If a “zoomette” is gonna frick someone older, it’s because they like that they’re older. So having the broccoli cut at 30 makes no sense.
Get that storks nest off your head gayagot
Lmao is this the ISTlit/ page owner from ig, looks like it
For a gay man with an anus filled with cum, yes
zoomlennial
It's over.
Keep it if it works. Very few cuts are accepted in society, yours looks good on your face
you look like broccoli you homosexual
homosexual zoomer cut. Grow it out equal length and style it like a man you homosexual.
Meanwhile all Greek statues of your ancestors have “broccolli zoomer hair”
lmao @ your cope
Why so extreme? Taking it to its extreme is what kids do. As a 30 year old, your hair should be more mature. Ie. comb it
this is roughly what I do, but a bit shorter on the top at 27
OP you look like you're trying to groom zoomettes
The haircut of a butch lesbian dyke
Look at lesbian dikes/ WTMbtrans
They all rock that hair now. Especially in the past 3 year. Rarely do you see. Lesbian with broccoli hair
u look 16
why the frick would you ask these pathetic neonazis for fashion advice?