I see a lot of you pussies acting like you're heckin tough warrior chieftens just because you lift weights.
Newsflash: You aren't.
You lift weights in an air conditioned building, then drive home and obey every single traffic law while doing so. You aren't tough.
If you really think you're some badass warrior, why not try to prove it and become one for real? Try joining the army, and go out into a real battlefield and see how long you last.
You wouldn't last a second if you actually had to use your precious 'gains' in a real world scenario.
But feel free to prove me wrong.
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Nice try fed we are not fighting for israel
first post
best post
and then op was utterly btfo by the first post, i shit you not the very first post
I read this.
I didn't read this.
I do not get strong to commit murder.
>Try joining the army, and go out into a real battlefield and see how long you last.
Sorry I don't support losers.
Black person, modern combat is sitting in an air conditioned room shooting goatfrickers with drones using an xbox controller. Stop larping like you're fighting on the ww2 eastern front or some shit.
Yeah ww2 was hell... but in many ways I suspect the pacific front was even worse
>kills children for Israel
>does war crimes for fun
>kills himself because the ghosts rightfully haunt him
Am I supposed to be impressed? I'm not. A Starbucks barista is braver than every troop for dealing with Walmart Sharts every day
they're playing recruitment ads with white people in them rn, Biden's hungry to start a war before he leaves office so he can set up his grandkids for life
I think Biden is in it because he actually believes that shit. He has a lot of peers who made a lot of money looting everything around them, he was at the nexus of it, and he's still poverty tier as far as ghouls go.
Yeah I genuinely hope White Americans don't fall for this crap. Frick the military and the bankers in charge of this country.
america doesn't deserve white people
First, that’s airsoft in your pic.
Second, multicam is ugly.
Third, poor b8, unless you are a fed/JIDF then lolmao.
Multicam is fairly aesthetic, but if I see someone wearing it when the West gets shiggidty I am probably taking a shot at 'em.
How do we measure up, bros?
And Canadian Delta equivalent, for funsies
Elite bench, midtier calisthenics, don't even know about if I can make the CatB cutoff for cardio.
I need to maybe re-evaluate some choices.
I'll never understand why the military thinks doing fricking pushups and chinups is so damn important.
Like seriously, that shit is what little teenage boys do because they can't afford a gym.
There's no reason an adult male should be able to do 20+ pushups
It's just a cheap reliable easy measure of upper body pushing ability, fat frick
No it's not, manlet.
Strength is measured by 1RM not how many jerk offs you can do
It's not a strength test. Also your opinion in life is invalid unless you can do 100 push ups in under 10 minutes.
Oh and look at that, 1RM bench is a criteria in the tests. Now why can't you do push-ups? Arms too short to get the gut off the ground?
Because soldiers aren't powerlifters?
Because these things are a measure of muscular endurance, strength to body fat ratio, established a standard for all people (who can do the most), and can be done with no to minimal equipment.
20+ is easy as frick. If you can't then you're a woman, morbidly obese or have a muscle wasting disease
Aren't they axing this program because a lot of people already in-service can't meet minimum standards?
Didn't they just introduce it like 5 years ago because they had so many failing the old standards
I have mixed emotions about the trap bar deadlifts.
I have a fricked up back and prefer the trap bar, but at the same time a 330lb trap bar deadlift?
Not even reps just a max?
Really it's the cardio in the military that seems to be the biggest challenge imo
That minimum is absolutely fricking pathetic.
Tell me that is just to be allowed into Basic, not actually be qualified as a soldier.
What are you expecting, the US military is primarily a jobs program for mexicans at this point
Three whole reps of 340 with a trap bar.
In 5 minutes.
Lmao
The Canadian one seems somewhat difficult but I think its a min max thing, if your bench is shitty you make up for it with the run or pull ups etc.
Don't care I only lift to be more attractive than other men to mediocre women, ok?
This. I pity tough guys. I've seen sere guys with 4/10 wives and sof guys getting cheated on by their 6/10's. What you want to be is a mediocre creative from an upper middle class family running some grift in a coastal meme city for a mega corporation. Those guys always have 8/10 girlfriends and nice apartments in a fun area. No stress, all reward, zero effort.
I'm braver than any US soldier/veteran because I say the n-word and bully people who I perceive to be transsexuals online.
You may thank me for my service.
Thank you for making the world a better place.
i lift weights in an air conditioned building and then go outside and kick start my bike I parked on the sidewalk less than a yard from the door and break 37 traffic laws, 3 state laws, 16 federal laws, and violate three rulings from the geneva convention as i ride home.
You're a fricking boot who gets in his 29.95% apr v6 camaro and thinks hes some frickin rambo for driving 46mph in a 30 on the main road through town
I do not go to war for a country that impedes me from owning a 46mm grenade launcher and automatic rifles
This. I want a legal Thompson M1921AC, frick the Govt for saying I’m not responsible enough to own it but bombs other countries it doesn’t like on impulse.
It's legal in Paraguay.
Hmm..
They are too busy coping with the fact Ukraine won’t be getting any more equipment because it’s going to Israel now. They fell for current thing. God my home board has fallen so far..
Hi Andrew
>Try joining the army, and go out into a real battlefield and see how long you last.
LMAO. Nah bro, that shit is for suckers and pathetic no-hopers who get off on big daddy government telling them what to do.
If you need a cult like atmosphere to gaslight you into thinking you're tough...
>tfw above average in roons, deadlifts, pull-ups, but absolutely abysmal in pushups
not that i'd want to be a zogbot mutt anyway
Calling missile strikes on 12 year olds with AKs isn't tough either
>Army
>Tough
Don't you have some race awareness seminar to get to?
Good goyim
Shalom rabbi. Not fighting your kosher wars
Getting your legs and balls blown out for ZOG like 70's Big makes you tough.
Goddamn that dude had it all and he went off to play army man only come back as a fricking eunuch and fell off the earth forever
>then drive home and obey every single traffic law
Yeah bro you're so badass for running a red light totally not Black person behavior you're such an elite alpha male warrior dude. Cringiest shit I've ever read.
"noooo, you have to derive your confidence based on MY STANDARDS >:("
Cringe as frick.
I'm not interested in dying in some middle eastern shithole for Israel, nor Ukraine.
The only way I'd consider joining is if we were invading China with the intention of overthrowing the CCP and killing all the bugmen.
Soldiers aren't tough btw.
Take away their weapons and they're fricking nothing.
And don't get me started on the homosexualry that is "PTSD".
nice try Sgt. Jefferson, but i respect McDonald's fry cooks and airport toilet janitors more than I respect soldiers
Guns and gear don't make you tough either
Learn a martial art and how to fight
A gun makes it so you don't have to be tough. God made man, Sam Colt made them all equal.
I know you have said this like a self-evident thing - lifting weight is just buiding muscles, how could that make you tough - but actually, lifting sets off a major physiological reaction, and I'm willing to bet that training muscles does make you tough, more than if you didn't train them.
Physiologically more confident.
Physiologically more in charge.
Physiologically more relaxed under pressure.
Now you can say but anon I tried lifting and gained muscles and still can't get women, it's bullshit.
It's not bullshit, it's just you would have been even worse if you hadn't lifted. People always make the fallacy of dismissing things that work because it doesn't solve their problems completely.
>Caring about an Amerigolem
>Watching in confusion how he gushes his feelings out before the board
>"I'm more manlier than you, I SWEAR!"
>crying for a (You) even
Not even once
Nice try glowie recruiter lmao, pretty fricked up too
Are you still in the desert bro? Come home Ralph, it's over! I'll get you some pussy!
The Army is bullshit, you stand around all day and get yelled at. You hear how the old army was stuff....even tho you lost the last two wars
We lost the wars we didn't belong in since our heart wasn't in it. Nobody wants to fight for this globohomosexual country anymore. You come home and look what awaits you. The Founding Fathers would've rebelled today and then Biden would lock them up for being terrorists.
I'm surprised /k/Black folk haven't arrived yet and started called everyone itt russian or chinese shills
>Try joining the army, and go out into a real battlefield and see how long you last.
t. never been in the military
If you're not spec ops or pmc/private security, you're doing frick all. Some goatfrickers taking a few potshots at you is probably the most exciting thing that may possibly happen if you're a grunt, other than that it's 99.9% walking and menial bullshit.
>you aren't tough if you don't die for Israel
Frick off.
and end up like Justin? No thanks
The Army says trans fricking rights
>join the army
we are not going to fight for you in Israel israelite
Why would I ever join that woke crap!? I'll gladly be a warrior for my own people and their well being. I don't want to be a warrior for Israel's well being and israelites sitting in the executive branches of US gov. Besides that the wages are complete garbage that haven't kept up with inflation in the slightest.
>If you really think you're some badass warrior
Nobody is a badass warrior in todays world.
Even war has been industralized for the last 100 years, where personal heroics, prowess, warrior spirit and all bullshit like that dont mater anymore, you are just a number on some paper pusher excel sheet.
military guys are all homosexuals that take it in the ass in the showers after doing a light jog in the morning, they're all so fricking useless lmao
Yeah frick traffic laws, that's for pussies!!
>be Justin Lascek ss/tm poster boy, great body, great lifts
>Join green berets, become medic
>Eventually have your legs blown off by ied/mine in an area that was already checked for mines
War be like that. You're cream of the crop and then you lose your legs and pp through no fault of your own.
You're worse than they are.
>Die for pisrael
JIDF please leave
modern "soldiers" get ptsd when their cats die, they're a joke. on top of it they are fat, eat like shit and possess absolutely no useful skills. They are low IQ grunts you can send to die in some desert so some billionaire pedo in New York gets a bit richer.
>amerishart gearsissy "fighting" so xis wife's son can get circumcized freedumly
it's like a joke that isn't funny
Stopped reading at "Chieftens." It's spelled "Chieftains" moron.
That's how you know it was actually written by an Army man kek