>need to take an iq test for a job interview
>score in the top 8% of the population
>have math PhD
>fat
Why cannot I keep a healthy diet? Why do I keep overeating all the time?
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Read that again
You say you are good at math but can't count calories? Weird, start there. Educate yourself about caloirie intake, check the sticky too.
>You say you are good at math but can't count calories? Weird
what an incredibly asinine comment
Try keto
Don't sabotage him anon, keto causes schizophrenia
>score in the top 8% of the population
>have math PhD
how are you not top 1%?
I'm a 1 or okay maybe 2%er and a liberal arts moron
That's because liberals are smarter.
It's just science. Which is an aAR.
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Because your brain needs da food bro
You might be very good a math, but a dipshit in every other area of life.
>Top 2% IQ
>Schizo
>Unemployed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>top 8%
Bro I'm sub 2% and feel like a moron on the regular. Don't beat yourself up.
>literal 0% IQ
>no job
>hate family
>no frens
ARRRRRRRRR
Because sitting in a college is the opposite of being smart.
Not trying to be a dick, but while you were sitting in adult daycare, all your peers were fricking like crazy, saving money, advancing their careers.
I'm a grad school drop out. After working in industry for like 6 years and going to grad school, it became patently obvious my professors couldn't do my job but I could do theirs.
The good news is there's still time. Watch scooby werkstatt (in the sticky)
My mom has a PhD in stats, she's also fat (but not obese), can't keep a healthy diet and has tried many times. I'm an electrician and I look great. It's just the way of the world.
brain needs a lot of carbs to work well
maybe eat only enough fat for hormones and fill rest up with skyr, lean cuts of meat, pastrami, etc
then after you reach your protein and fat needed for the day, fill the rest of your daily calories up with snacks you like or whatever garbage carbs you eat and you'll be fine
it's very easy to keep a diet
I love red grapes and raw cacao
so in the morning i put grapes and cacao in my skyr
boom 60g protein, little fat and some fruit
for lunch i eat pastrami because i love it with some toasted whole grain spelt bread that my wife bakes
after gym i drink a litre of milk because that's my snack
i love milk
milk is the best
i could drink milk 24/7 but i keep it as a reward after gym
then i eat dinner with wife. I'm eastern European so she makes me shopska salad and either something with eggs or fatty fish
if she's really horny I've noticed she makes something different, probably to avoid fish or egg smell 🙂
>too dumb for some very simple biochemistry
>math PhD
must've been a real meme subject
>IQ of 121
>sufficient for math PhD
>Avg college debt upon graduation $30k
>More than 80% of faculty describe themselves as "liberal" or "very liberal"
What even is this
You're not smart. You just improved at the skill of test taking.
You're a fat moron.