not really
minimum wage in polan is ~2700pln (675 usd), single bedroom apatrment rent starts from around 2k(500) (rent and utilities) for pretty much a shithole. Granted, it's in capital city, but it really isn't all that different in other cities.
as for cost of living, pound of chicken breasts is 5$, pack of cigarettes is just below 4$.
So living alone is battle for survival.
not really
minimum wage in polan is ~2700pln (675 usd), single bedroom apatrment rent starts from around 2k(500) (rent and utilities) for pretty much a shithole. Granted, it's in capital city, but it really isn't all that different in other cities.
as for cost of living, pound of chicken breasts is 5$, pack of cigarettes is just below 4$.
So living alone is battle for survival.
Thank God for insecure rich gays that would rather keep 90 IQ morons around and feed them nepotism bucks*
The scary part is this is how the entire world is run... Unqualified literal fricking morons being put in positions they shouldn't be via nepotism. One of the many laws of clown world.
I got my job out of highschool. it started at 21$/hr 9 years ago and now I'm making 33$ and I spend 8hrs of my 12hr shift on my phone. it still requires no qualifications to work here (large industrial plant)
I don’t understand how people think shit like this is okay. How can someone be so inconsiderate? And entitled?
I’ve heard horrible stories of roommates, but when it comes to my food that’s where I draw the line.
If I have to tell someone not to touch my fricking food and to clean the kitchen/anything used to cook when done… I would lose it. I would genuinely start pissing on them in their sleep. I would literally gradually begin “sleepwalking” for legitimacy reasons, doing more and more each time and acting like idk what they’re talking about act shocked when they mention it, and then start pissing and shitting in their bed while they slept it in. If they ever locked the door I would just piss all over their door and on the floor in front of it so they step in it when they rush out for work. I would apologize profusely and say I’ve gone to a doctor for meds but just keep doing it while pretending to sleep walk. And only when they act right would the issue suddenly stop.
>being offended on someone else behalf
You have to go back lol
You sound like the nightmare roommate
>nooo you can’t just not be totally okay with me being a messy piece of shit who steals food and leaves shit dirty even after being spoken to about it how dare you!!!!
Clean it up, human toilet.
You don't have to be okay with it but doing some weasel shit like pissing in your roommates bed instead of confronting them/discussion of the problem proves you are a total beta homosexual
Dude, some people on this planet are just fricking pricks. It doesn't matter how kind, compassionate, understanding, inclusive or anything else you are to them, they're just going to be fricking buttholes that are going to take your peacefulness as pussyness and continue to walk over you. Tell me how many wars were won by sitting around a table trying to talk things out.
>Tell me how many wars were won by sitting around a table trying to talk things out.
Loaded question, those situations never escalated into war. One example is the Cold War, but presumably there are countless other examples that don't make the history books because it never became a cool war to write about
>take your peacefulness as pussyness and continue to walk over you
It sounds to me like Anon wasn't capable of expressing his disappointment and desires like an adult, and instead immediately jumped to sneaky female tactics like fantasizing about pissing on his roommates
I had 3 nightmare roommates all back to back to back. One had only lived with his parents and would leave everything a mess, unwashed, burnt on and leave food rotting his room because his mom wasn't there to clean it up.
Next one was a girl who would flush tampons and almost never shower. We had separate food and as I worked a lot id meal prep (still leaving lots of room for her in the fridge) and she'd eat random meals for other days and claim "maybe you ate them". homie im autistic and they were fricking labeled, I didnt accidentally eat my own food.
My final nightmare roommate was this dude who made good money but hated living alone so he ended up paying for almost everything, left a credit card out to use for anything (his dad was fricking loaded and his card had no limit).
But he'd come home at like 4 am, car in the yard, pass out in the hall way with explosive shits and just vomit all over the place. Then he'd wake up later and ask what happened and if I made the mess? Good god.
After that i'd rather be fricking homeless. Thank god I got with my current GF and shes one of the most normal people i've been around in years.
Girls are the most horrible roommates, never allow this unless you're actively fricking her. My sister's house is always a mess and from my time in student housing I know the female houses will be the worst, seems they never clean up unless there's a party (lots of people coming over)
Once I made enough money I never rerented my spare room. Now I'm contemplating renting it to cover my entire rent Kek. But I lose the ability to walk naked, and deal with some stinky messy frick.
It is. The only way I tollerate it is by having people that have their own utensils and its up to them to clean it up. I've known of places where the rule is if you leave your dishes dirty for more than 2 weeks its considered rubbish and in the trash it goes.
>real mature buttholes
OP is that your favorite porn genre?
Kek as much as I agree with that he does sound winey. Its not like someone stiffed op on 2 + months of rent or borrowed their car and wrote it off.
I have this suspicion that past a certain point people who have to have roommates in order to afford rent are in that financial situation for good reason.
It's like when we hear about how black people are oh so poor because they're oppressed and then you meet them and you realize they destroy everything around them over time and probably deserve to be poor for it.
I know quite a few older people who own property but still have roommates because, >they want the company >they want the money to put towards paying off mortgage faster
Then there's the asians/pajeets who are just super israelites and want to make profit from having roommates
That was my experience, too. I thought it would be fun, but after 1 year I decided to move out again because I couldn't stand the fricking filth.
I'm not obsessed with keeping the place clean, but there's a difference between dust or some empty cups here and there and having to throw my socks away if I ever make the mistake of stepping into the kitchen without shoes
Get a better pan. My cast iron skillet has been used so much that even with scrambled eggs leaving a little residue you can just wipe with a dry paper towel and it's totally cleaned out.
Why would you think some meme poster on IST is a reliable source?
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I don't
7 months ago
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Then dont trouble me with your useless questions
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just answer my question, I answered yours
7 months ago
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Your question is irrelevant because of the the context in which it was stipulated
7 months ago
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you are just really stupid then, got it
7 months ago
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Concession accepted
7 months ago
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Nah u got owned lil homie
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Concession accepted
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>if the opposing evidence has a weak source, that means wether or not my evidence has any source at all -nevermind if its reliable- is completely irrelevant
you are all of the -lets
>medieval europeans still ate a lot of meat, dairy, eggs, root vegetables etc
Main source of food was grain by a long shot. Basically every home had a tiny mill that you'd use to grind grain and then make bread.
They ate a shitload of butter, milk, cheese, anything that didn't go bad quick or was easy to produce.
Meat was a luxury, but the main problem was storing it. In some places you'd have special cellars made a bit under the ground, where you'd have around 5 degrees celsius almost all year. People would gather winter and spring snow, dump it in those cellars or their own basements, put the food they wanted to store in the snow and cover it with a bunch of hay and other stuff to keep the snow from melting. Otherwise people would just smoke meat. If it was stored well, it'd be "edible" for a year or two, people would get diarrhea at worst.
Maybe you'd have easier access to daily fresh meat from butchers in cities, but then again, recipees like onion soup and other dishes that don't make use of meat being overwhelmingly widespread among the lower class of, for example, France in the 18th and 19th centuries probably indicates that it was still an issue.
But yeah, modern people are eating much more meat in comparison to people living in the middle ages.
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Onion soup contains meat
7 months ago
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Modern onion soup - yes.
Traditional onion soup - rarely.
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Anon there are ways to preserve meat. Have you heard of salt for instance?
>or maybe this guy is too lazy to put his dishes in there I guess
Probably this. I don't know why, but an insane number of people don't seem capable of understanding or operating a dish washer. That, or they really are just that fricking lazy that they don't feel like putting dishes in there and prefer to just let them pile up until they can't ignore the problem anymore. In either case, it just sits there, unused.
Leaves all his dirty shit in the corner, away from everything else and giving you plenty of space to cool or do your dishes if you want. If he cooks every day, he probably cleans them every day either at the end or beginning of his day. Why b***h so much? You live with other human beings in the same space. Get used to it not being perfect, and stop b***hing. That or nut up and pay for your own place. homosexual.
>5 bowls >three plates >two pans >seven glasses
Yeah.. it's just a days worth of cooking that the totally cleans each night
I can tell you're also a lazy slob, and your kitchen is probably in worse condition
It literally takes one minute to clean your shit after using it. Imagine being that much of a lazy Black person
Depends how you cook. I use bowls and glasses to mix ingredients like eggs if you're making a scramble, and a glass with every meal for juice/water/protein shake. Plus snacks. If I make air fried tendies, that's 3 bowls minimum for the egg wash, flour, and bread crumbs. And often a plate to season the raw meat for any dish. Some of us actually COOK instead of heat up frozen goyslop that requires dishes, pots, bowls, etc.
You're right. My kitchen is often dirty. Because I actually use it. Clean it every day, but it looks used every day. I'll make sure it's neat and spotless if i have guests or pussy over, but who am I trying to impress? You? Lul.
>5 bowls >three plates >two pans >seven glasses
Yeah.. it's just a days worth of cooking that the totally cleans each night
I can tell you're also a lazy slob, and your kitchen is probably in worse condition
It literally takes one minute to clean your shit after using it. Imagine being that much of a lazy Black person
Just put a bag of oven vegetables and some burgers into the air fryer. No oils/grease, no carbs, no cleaning besides the air fryer basket which hardly gets dirty at all.
Shake the air fryer every 8 minutes while doing your other chores and soon you'll have a perfectly good meal
Leaves all his dirty shit in the corner, away from everything else and giving you plenty of space to cool or do your dishes if you want. If he cooks every day, he probably cleans them every day either at the end or beginning of his day. Why b***h so much? You live with other human beings in the same space. Get used to it not being perfect, and stop b***hing. That or nut up and pay for your own place. homosexual.
Why don't you put your dirty dishes IN THE DISHWASHER. It exists for that very purpose.
man i used to do that to my own pans and it makes me wonder how people like kingcobrajfs can fry stuff in the same skillet for years without washing it, the smell of burn egg residue literally smells like burning sewer to me.
the sulfur man, holy shit does it reek. wash your fricking dishes lol... unless you live in an apartment complex with shitty neighbors, then frick them leave the skillet on the burner for a few minutes after youre done.
idk who that is but get a cast iron from the store, strip it, take a orbital sander to it and make the inside smooth, then season it with flax seed oil. cook bacon and steak on it, use butter if the meat you're cooking isn't fatty. get a chain mail square to knock stuck stuff off and make sure you never use soap on it, just water and dry it immediately, if you want to disinfect it throw it in the oven as high as it will go for an hour and just turn it off to cool over night, re oil if you do this
ive got a cast iron skillet i got for free, it has one little rust spot in the corner and looks pretty much brand new. and cobra is an absolute eldritch abomination, this is one picture of his skillet he just leaves on his stove top and never cleans. he makes youtube videos and occasionally gets blackout drunk on stream then drools all over himself
ew that's gross, for your skillet though just go through that process cause you have rust. and you may have to look online for flax seed oil it's not common in stores but it will bake on the hardest and has the highest smoking point. look up some guides from cowboy Kent for seasoning and there's tons of guides on how to strip a skillet
I lived in a fraternity house and this one dude would frick up pans sometimes (get high and forget he was cooking) and his solution was just to throw the land in the woods.
I was the guy that lived in the house and told the story about him throwing the pans. The guy that made the cartoon isn't me. Your schizo powers are wrong this time
when I was in college my brother and I were renting a house with a friend of his who was also enamored with this leftist c**t single mom he met and was in a trance. After a while he stopped coming home regularly, he stayed the night with her almost constantly aside from when he'd sneak back while my brother and I were at classes to steal our food, eat it all, and leave the dirty dishes laying around.
At first we tried to talk to him about it but he was ignoring our calls. Then we left the dishes instead of doing them for him but he just let everything pile up more and more. Eventually I took all of his dirty dishes and put them in his bed and covered them with the blankets. I figured it was a good idea since he couldn't sneak home for a nap without noticing the dishes and getting the message.
Anyway like two weeks went by, I forgot about it, I was asleep one night and he snuck in, plopped down on the bed, landed on a pyrex baking dish, shattered it into a thousand pieces.
He was a close friend of my brother's he didn't want to do that, he's still a friend going on 20 years now. In fact, he lost 300k last year getting catfished while my brother and I told him he was probably getting catfished the whole time and he was deeply in denial
That's precisely what he is too, it's the perfect description. He's a nice enough person deep down but he's a child like gullible moron. The type who will come to you for advice, you give him some sound thoughts and he totally ignores it and then is surprised when he crashes and burns.
I remember you posting about this a while ago Lmfao
Sounds like a friend I had to cut off.
This dude would beg me to room with him, he didn’t pay rent, his mom owned multiple apartments. He wanted me to move in and pay him like $1500 which is absurd even in my area where rent is high. Should have been $700-$1000, realistically $500 because he still gains pure profit. I would tell the dude no, and every other month he’d act as if I confirmed and said yes and signed a contract and act appalled when I reminded him I said no. Like >dude wtf are you doing I thought you were moving in today
Completely serious tone of voice and all.
The dudes house was disgusting. Constant mess, coated in loose weed, pizza boxes all over, spoiled food in the fridge, perishables like raw meat left out on the counter, no soap anywhere in the house, just a total pig stye.
Dude eventually gets a roommate from a friend of a friend who was desperate for a place to stay for a couple years. He still isnists I’m going to move in, still paying $1500 despite that it would have then meant living with TWO people and only having a Harry Potter staircase esque office with no door as a room, plus the roommate was a legit schizo who would go on violent rampages in the middle of the night screaming about raping people lmfao. There was also a fricking bee infestation in this apartment somehow, like actual bees huge mound of hundreds in a corner you couldn’t get near without them getting pissed.
Then dude meets this leftist moron BPD chick, moves her in, and continues to demand I pay rent in this twigglight zone trap house. Dude would demand I pay rent saying I owed him rent and I never even moved in never even expressed anything but repulsion at the idea. He cycled through like 4 roommates, one fricked his girl, one was the schizo, one stole from him, the other was just a fat pig wannabe rapper gangster who offended everyones eyes with his existence and ears with his shitty rapping
It's always confused me that people associate with people like this or call them friends. You know it's okay to be alone sometimes instead of hanging out with some homosexual incel moron?
>Haha my "friend" is a complete man child sociopath that only wants me around to try to financially abuse me >At least he isn't black
You’re absolutely right man. Dude basically pulled a BPD thot manipulation tactic on me. Bread crumbed with genuine friendship and I couldn’t see it at first. That’s why I said “had to cut off” at the start of my essay.
You know, meaning no longer my friend. As in,… not someone I’ve seen in a long time or associated with since.
It sounds like he was a massive giga homosexual and you wasted a large amount of time sitting around a house full of roaches and whatever random degenerate currently living there with rotting garbage on the floor with some kid asking you for money and pretending it was a "friendship". I see this dynamic a lot especially in large groups of women. They all just take turns financially and emotionally abusing each other and then still meet of for wienertails every weekend and call each other friends.
Yeah man I try not to dwell on lost time but work harder and look to the future to compensate. It was my entry to socializing after 20 years of being a shut in so I was a fairly easy target until I wisened up.
The dude still hmu form time to time demanding I owe him random sums of money lmfao
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I had a former friend/roommate who did the same shit but I would just gather all the trash and dishes into a garbage bag then dump them onto his bed. He literally didn't care, just swept it onto the floor and put the blankets back on and slept.
He got fired from jobs all the time, dated an obese teenage filipino goblin, and his parents totally wouldn't even let him come over after he scammed his family and friends. He told everyone he knew he was starting a drop shipping business selling custom wallets and sunglasses. He was really convincing and gave out tons of samples to make it seem like he had money to throw around. I was too broke to invest anything thank God, but he rented a Ferrari for filming an instagram advertisement and crashed it... never paying anyone back (including his own grandma lol).
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Its hard to break off friendships because if you're an adult male there is a VERY slim chance you will ever make new friends, let alone good ones, past ~age 25. If you cut someone off because he gets fricked up and barfs on your floor or something you're literally never going to replace him. If you're already grown up you can never make another childhood friend. In the future I know to not strain friendships by living together.
>making friends as adult
In my I didn’t have friends lmfao. So once I realized this was not a friend and this shit was not normal or even beneficial in anyway it wasn’t really rocket science to proceed correctly. I’m pretty damn happy having no friends
Was his gf hot tho?
No she was gross. I think she helped make it obvious to me though because he basically kept her around to mooch off her disability. Dude would constantly cry and moan about how people always betray him and leave or cut him off, his own father and siblings even, and I now know why that is.
Idk where the dude is in life these days but I would not be surprised if he was somewhere between the same spot I last saw and ending each night with a bottle and a handgun with a single bullet
So, my brother helped him get a decent job making about 100k. Our friend is single, no kids, in his late 30s now, and lives in an apartment with like zero furniture. As far as I can tell he goes home from work and plays video games and jerks off. That's his day almost every day. He's cripplingly lonely but yes also probably like 96 IQ, so smart enough to do many jobs somewhat okay but a dumbass in many many ways, so he's not very smooth with women. Doesn't help that he's like 5'7 so he's always been at a major disadvantage.
So he built up a cash ball with so few expenses. For years my brother and I advised him to buy a home so he can build equity. He dragged his feet during historically low interest rates on home loans because he's afraid of big purchases. So he was sitting on a ball of cash and he hatched an idea: I'll get into trading crypto! So he started doing it an apparently was doing alright at first, started getting wienery about it. Eventually he was on some dating sites and met some supposed girl (probably some chink or eastern European dude) who he chatted with. My brother and I told him it was probably some fake and he told us we didn't know what we were talking about. Don't know the specifics of how but somehow he was under the delusion he and this fake girl were going to invest in crypto together, gave out the wrong info and had 300k drained from his accounts. He's the biggest moron I know, and that includes some literally mentally moronic people I've met.
You’re absolutely right man. Dude basically pulled a BPD thot manipulation tactic on me. Bread crumbed with genuine friendship and I couldn’t see it at first. That’s why I said “had to cut off” at the start of my essay.
You know, meaning no longer my friend. As in,… not someone I’ve seen in a long time or associated with since.
I had a former friend/roommate who did the same shit but I would just gather all the trash and dishes into a garbage bag then dump them onto his bed. He literally didn't care, just swept it onto the floor and put the blankets back on and slept.
He got fired from jobs all the time, dated an obese teenage filipino goblin, and his parents totally wouldn't even let him come over after he scammed his family and friends. He told everyone he knew he was starting a drop shipping business selling custom wallets and sunglasses. He was really convincing and gave out tons of samples to make it seem like he had money to throw around. I was too broke to invest anything thank God, but he rented a Ferrari for filming an instagram advertisement and crashed it... never paying anyone back (including his own grandma lol).
You’re absolutely right man. Dude basically pulled a BPD thot manipulation tactic on me. Bread crumbed with genuine friendship and I couldn’t see it at first. That’s why I said “had to cut off” at the start of my essay.
You know, meaning no longer my friend. As in,… not someone I’ve seen in a long time or associated with since.
It sounds like he was a massive giga homosexual and you wasted a large amount of time sitting around a house full of roaches and whatever random degenerate currently living there with rotting garbage on the floor with some kid asking you for money and pretending it was a "friendship". I see this dynamic a lot especially in large groups of women. They all just take turns financially and emotionally abusing each other and then still meet of for wienertails every weekend and call each other friends.
Tldr NPCs are fricking weird man
Its hard to break off friendships because if you're an adult male there is a VERY slim chance you will ever make new friends, let alone good ones, past ~age 25. If you cut someone off because he gets fricked up and barfs on your floor or something you're literally never going to replace him. If you're already grown up you can never make another childhood friend. In the future I know to not strain friendships by living together.
>Its hard to break off friendships because if you're an adult male there is a VERY slim chance you will ever make new friends, let alone good ones, past ~age 25.
This is cope if you're social and put in effort ngl. I'm 28 and have made several new friends in the last couple years, many of them who were friends of people I met that I hit it off with fast. Many people would be excited to have a new friend and it just takes one of you to put some effort in. Might be area dependent tho in fairness, people have told me certain cities are a lot more cliquey
I took a sip of raw scrambled eggs today. Tastes great, but unless somebody demonstrates a benefit other than time saving I'll just keep cooking them. Thanks for reading, Happy Holidays!
>raw yellows
I think that's because of Guronda and the burn victim studies.
Long story short, Dianabol is a drug used to treat burn victims, in one study they used 36 eggs per day to treat burn victims instead to accelerate their healing to a similar extent.
The idea is that the loss of vitamins and antioxidants by cooking lowers that effect but I'm not sure if it's true.
i was a pretty model roommate when i lived with people in an apartment in college. i was a pathetic autistic shut in loser so i never had any parties, never had any people over, never caused any disturbances. i would let the roommates have parties (sometimes i would be there for a bit, other times i would hide in my room and pretend to not be home) and they would invite me to stuff with their friends. i never was loud or did anything bad in the kitchen
now im a pathetic autistic loser in my 30s and my roommates are my parents still. they are quite annoying but i still stick around here. i will die here.
>other times i would hide in my room and pretend to not be home
can relate, currently the bathroom is kind of in the middle of the place where I would be seen so ive resorted to not drinking any water so that I dont have to go for a piss.
Still too proud to resort to piss bottles but its only a matter of time and desperation...
Reminds me of my last year in college. I used to hide in my room drinking alone and playing vidya, I avoided using the bathroom because that would entail walking through the lounge where all my housemates would be. So, I would piss out of my basement floor window into the sub street level alley. One evening I burned my nutsack on the radiator doing this, and I think I was dimly aware that my life had hit an all time low. From then on I would just piss into the empty alcohol bottles, screw the lid on tight, and empty them into the toilet when everyone was out. I think that smell of cider mixed with urine is engraved in my memory.
Hearing the cooking skills from anons I'm certain they never clean anything. They can't even bother to season food, so they sure as hell can't scrape the acidic eggs out of the pans to keep them from corroding.
If my roommate did that, I would beat the frick out of him with that pan. Carnitards are all genetic refuse riddled with autoimmune disease anyway so it would not be difficult.
>carnivore >eggs
I fricking hate these meme spewing morons. You're an omnivore, dipshit. Stop parroting morons like Toe Rogan vomiting their horseshit about "oh yeah I'm a carnovire, I eat entirely meat, and some eggs, and some fruit, and dairy, and a bit of honey, and the occasional bit of greens too. I feel so much better being le carnivore" when really all you're doing is cutting out processed foods.
You're a fricking OMNIVORE. Just like a "vegan" or who eats eggs and dairy is a fricking vegetarian. Words have fricking meanings and if you call yourself a "carnivore" eating anything other than pure meat then the word you are looking for is moron.
Reminds me of the Korean roommate I used to have. He would make the nastiest food, then leave out a huge pile of dishes with burnt food residue and shit that was impossible to get off. Also he got kicked out because he kept bringing over 40-year-old landwhale women when he was 19.
Maybe confront the roommate. Except that the homosexual is not a carnivore and confrontation makes his dyel bussy squirm in terror, so he b***hes about it in reddit and prays to the science god that his chad roomie doesnt find out
Meatchads win yet again.
Believe me when I say that shit isn't going to help. Anyone who does stuff like this is NPC tier at best, you'll get a canned response and then nothing changes.
>real mature buttholes
smear your own cum on all your pans, ask him how creamy his eggs are, when he tells you they are delicious offer him extra cream, just jerk off furiously in front of him and cum on his plate, i bet that fricker will move out, if he doesn't shit on his yogurt, clean your butthole with his underwear, i have done pretty much everything to get rid of my housemates, i have also gone too far on some occasions, including having the police called on me
One of my roommates is truly an enigma. The dude is a mess. 32 year old that rips coke and adderall and blacks out 1-2 times a week. Falls asleep fully clothed with lights on pretty often.
But he’s clean even his room is very clean. Always cleans dishes and takes out trash and holds down a good job. He also doesn’t care if anyone is loud or if people crash at the house for the weekend. Also he keeps all of his drunken nonsense on the first floor of the house so he’s never woken me up.
Maybe he’s self medicating for something like depression or adhd. Some people have a very high constitution, integrity or whatever when doing drugs and keep up appearances and refuse to be bothersome. The alcohol is probably causing most of his problems at this point. Alcohol is a shitty drug with the worst side effects on themselves and the surroundings. There are better drugs for people who want to think less and feel numb. People probably wouldn’t notice if this guy only used adderall.
>jannies delete my thread for being "off topic", despite being about fitness >lets a discussion about le dirty pans and apartments/roomates go on and on
pathetic
If you're an autist go for your own place and use your mental health savings for job gains. If you're a normie with a high tolerance get roommates. 99% of roommates are hell for introverts who are sensitive about having their private spaces intruded on.
have never had roommates but when i was at uni we had a shared kitchen and nobody would ever use my stuff nor i theirs it was very simple and everyone was quite conscious of each other
think this must be an american/nonwhite thing
One time I assaulted my roommate for sort of the same reason and he ended upin court because when he called the cops he was still out of it to the point of insulting the chief officer while I remained calm, composed and coherent.
im 30 and still live with my mommy and daddy. i dont even care. i dont have any friends, im a kissless virgin, i have a shitty job, i live in an extremely hcol area. i have no interest in owning a house or owning my own property. is it annoying living with them? of course it is. but im never going to make anything of my worthless life anyway., so i might as well just pay them rent to keep the money in the family before i commit suicide.
>shameless
I actually have nearly as much shame as a person can have. The weight of the shame on me is explicitly why I do this shit, because I’m too ashamed to do anything in the real world
Bros what would you prefer to do
Age: 25-35 >live at home, save, have to deal with parents and zero privacy, as in invasive and Josie and home 24/7
Vs >have roommates, occasional privacy but have to deal with other people still, they’ll bring friends over often, and there’s the other potential issues of a roommate
Vs >work 2 jobs to be able to live on your own, will take a few years until you can afford to do it with just one job
I’m leaning towards the 2 jobs live alone option. I’ll have limited free time but frick it at least the free time I do have can be enjoyed.
Living with roommates sounds like best option if you have a little control over what kind of roommates they are. Living under your parents you can never become a real adult, so moving out is a very important milestone, you'll learn to take care of yourself and you'll learn the real value of money when you'e shopping for laundry detergent and toilet paper. There's several potentional downsides of them being bad people but there's also the potential upsides of them being good people you can be friends with, or introduce you to their friends.
Don't know if you're past 30 but being in social situations with new people is very important since it's extremely hard to make friends at all
>real mature buttholes
OP is that your favorite porn genre?
>real mature buttholes
How do you know my pornhub search history? Haha!
>real mature buttholes
Trust me, don't google that..
Do you have to make the same joke 3 times until somebody responds?
Having roommates is SHIT.
well we all cant' be high enough IQ to have a job that pays enough for no roommates anon
I've got 3 roommates and they're annoying as frick. Wife and two kids.
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Boomer core
I feel ya brother I just want to grill for Pete’s sake!
they're not your kids so technically yes lmao
Not him but
>man had family
>cuckposting ensues
Every time
>I've got 3 roommates and they're annoying as frick. Wife and two kids.
I warn near minimum wage and my rent is 60% of my income after taxes
Just get a gf, she´ll be your room mate
I wasn't high IQ enough to buy a house right after graduating in 2019 before covid fricked us all in the ass.
literally any job will pay enough for a single bedroom unless you live in an absolute mutt shithole
not really
minimum wage in polan is ~2700pln (675 usd), single bedroom apatrment rent starts from around 2k(500) (rent and utilities) for pretty much a shithole. Granted, it's in capital city, but it really isn't all that different in other cities.
as for cost of living, pound of chicken breasts is 5$, pack of cigarettes is just below 4$.
So living alone is battle for survival.
>unless you live in a mutt shithole
>but I live in Poland!!!
>be an autistic moron mostly incapable of stringing together 2 sentences
>still manage to earn 6 figs and own my house
thank god for the tech industry
Thank God for insecure rich gays that would rather keep 90 IQ morons around and feed them nepotism bucks*
The scary part is this is how the entire world is run... Unqualified literal fricking morons being put in positions they shouldn't be via nepotism. One of the many laws of clown world.
yes I will take fries with that, thanks
>pushed out of her job
by what, a bulldozer?
hehehe
Atleast have the IQ to clean your shit up after use, you Black person
I got my job out of highschool. it started at 21$/hr 9 years ago and now I'm making 33$ and I spend 8hrs of my 12hr shift on my phone. it still requires no qualifications to work here (large industrial plant)
It's fine if you have decent ones
No its objectively bad. It means you are in a l
Situation in life where you can't afford your own place
I don’t understand how people think shit like this is okay. How can someone be so inconsiderate? And entitled?
I’ve heard horrible stories of roommates, but when it comes to my food that’s where I draw the line.
If I have to tell someone not to touch my fricking food and to clean the kitchen/anything used to cook when done… I would lose it. I would genuinely start pissing on them in their sleep. I would literally gradually begin “sleepwalking” for legitimacy reasons, doing more and more each time and acting like idk what they’re talking about act shocked when they mention it, and then start pissing and shitting in their bed while they slept it in. If they ever locked the door I would just piss all over their door and on the floor in front of it so they step in it when they rush out for work. I would apologize profusely and say I’ve gone to a doctor for meds but just keep doing it while pretending to sleep walk. And only when they act right would the issue suddenly stop.
Yes really tough, pretending to have a medical condition and pissing and shitting yourself instead of direct confrontation
>being offended on someone else behalf
You have to go back lol
>nooo you can’t just not be totally okay with me being a messy piece of shit who steals food and leaves shit dirty even after being spoken to about it how dare you!!!!
Clean it up, human toilet.
You don't have to be okay with it but doing some weasel shit like pissing in your roommates bed instead of confronting them/discussion of the problem proves you are a total beta homosexual
Dude, some people on this planet are just fricking pricks. It doesn't matter how kind, compassionate, understanding, inclusive or anything else you are to them, they're just going to be fricking buttholes that are going to take your peacefulness as pussyness and continue to walk over you. Tell me how many wars were won by sitting around a table trying to talk things out.
>Tell me how many wars were won by sitting around a table trying to talk things out.
Loaded question, those situations never escalated into war. One example is the Cold War, but presumably there are countless other examples that don't make the history books because it never became a cool war to write about
>take your peacefulness as pussyness and continue to walk over you
It sounds to me like Anon wasn't capable of expressing his disappointment and desires like an adult, and instead immediately jumped to sneaky female tactics like fantasizing about pissing on his roommates
You've never dealt with undesirables. Leave your ivory tower.
You sound like the nightmare roommate
I had 3 nightmare roommates all back to back to back. One had only lived with his parents and would leave everything a mess, unwashed, burnt on and leave food rotting his room because his mom wasn't there to clean it up.
Next one was a girl who would flush tampons and almost never shower. We had separate food and as I worked a lot id meal prep (still leaving lots of room for her in the fridge) and she'd eat random meals for other days and claim "maybe you ate them". homie im autistic and they were fricking labeled, I didnt accidentally eat my own food.
My final nightmare roommate was this dude who made good money but hated living alone so he ended up paying for almost everything, left a credit card out to use for anything (his dad was fricking loaded and his card had no limit).
But he'd come home at like 4 am, car in the yard, pass out in the hall way with explosive shits and just vomit all over the place. Then he'd wake up later and ask what happened and if I made the mess? Good god.
After that i'd rather be fricking homeless. Thank god I got with my current GF and shes one of the most normal people i've been around in years.
I'm glad you're happy.
Girls are the most horrible roommates, never allow this unless you're actively fricking her. My sister's house is always a mess and from my time in student housing I know the female houses will be the worst, seems they never clean up unless there's a party (lots of people coming over)
That your gf bro? I'm afraid she has bpd. I can tell.
>doing all that beta shit instead of just telling the guy to stop using your cooking equipment
Yeah really tough, pretending to have a medical condition and pissing and shitting yourself instead of direct confrontation
what the frick just punch him in the head until he learns
Once I made enough money I never rerented my spare room. Now I'm contemplating renting it to cover my entire rent Kek. But I lose the ability to walk naked, and deal with some stinky messy frick.
I'm only renting to a japense student.
It is. The only way I tollerate it is by having people that have their own utensils and its up to them to clean it up. I've known of places where the rule is if you leave your dishes dirty for more than 2 weeks its considered rubbish and in the trash it goes.
Kek as much as I agree with that he does sound winey. Its not like someone stiffed op on 2 + months of rent or borrowed their car and wrote it off.
I have this suspicion that past a certain point people who have to have roommates in order to afford rent are in that financial situation for good reason.
It's like when we hear about how black people are oh so poor because they're oppressed and then you meet them and you realize they destroy everything around them over time and probably deserve to be poor for it.
I know quite a few older people who own property but still have roommates because,
>they want the company
>they want the money to put towards paying off mortgage faster
Then there's the asians/pajeets who are just super israelites and want to make profit from having roommates
>t. NEET who lives with parents
you are kind of right tho
That was my experience, too. I thought it would be fun, but after 1 year I decided to move out again because I couldn't stand the fricking filth.
I'm not obsessed with keeping the place clean, but there's a difference between dust or some empty cups here and there and having to throw my socks away if I ever make the mistake of stepping into the kitchen without shoes
this, imagine being a grown ass adult and living with strangers lmfao
I like my roommate. I think about killing him sometimes
I like my roommates/housemates. They keep to themselves but are friendly.
hard disagree on this, my last roommates were all based af, if roommates dont suck, it can be like living with your good mates.
Get a better pan. My cast iron skillet has been used so much that even with scrambled eggs leaving a little residue you can just wipe with a dry paper towel and it's totally cleaned out.
so their room mate can switch to not cleaning a steel pan to not cleaning an iron one?
you been up all night doing whippets anon?
aww anon thats very specific. is that what mommy does to you??
>so their room mate can switch to not cleaning a steel pan to not cleaning an iron one?
ask me how i know you've never owned a cast iron
It'll clean out with 20 seconds of a baking soda soak.
you leave a pile you c**t, frick you joe rogan andrew tate lovers
I haven't heard of them. Are they a reddit thing too lol?
>go carnivore
>plant eating roommates immediately become your personal servants
Oh hey look, lies
why would you think some random guy on twitter is a viable source?
Why would you think some meme poster on IST is a reliable source?
I don't
Then dont trouble me with your useless questions
just answer my question, I answered yours
Your question is irrelevant because of the the context in which it was stipulated
you are just really stupid then, got it
Concession accepted
Nah u got owned lil homie
>if the opposing evidence has a weak source, that means wether or not my evidence has any source at all -nevermind if its reliable- is completely irrelevant
you are all of the -lets
Not even some random guy, a guy who calls himself "Ancestral Whispers" kek
tbf, medieval europeans still ate a lot of meat, dairy, eggs, root vegetables etc
>medieval europeans still ate a lot of meat, dairy, eggs, root vegetables etc
Main source of food was grain by a long shot. Basically every home had a tiny mill that you'd use to grind grain and then make bread.
They ate a shitload of butter, milk, cheese, anything that didn't go bad quick or was easy to produce.
Meat was a luxury, but the main problem was storing it. In some places you'd have special cellars made a bit under the ground, where you'd have around 5 degrees celsius almost all year. People would gather winter and spring snow, dump it in those cellars or their own basements, put the food they wanted to store in the snow and cover it with a bunch of hay and other stuff to keep the snow from melting. Otherwise people would just smoke meat. If it was stored well, it'd be "edible" for a year or two, people would get diarrhea at worst.
Maybe you'd have easier access to daily fresh meat from butchers in cities, but then again, recipees like onion soup and other dishes that don't make use of meat being overwhelmingly widespread among the lower class of, for example, France in the 18th and 19th centuries probably indicates that it was still an issue.
But yeah, modern people are eating much more meat in comparison to people living in the middle ages.
Onion soup contains meat
Modern onion soup - yes.
Traditional onion soup - rarely.
Anon there are ways to preserve meat. Have you heard of salt for instance?
That guy kinda looks like my dad if he had long hair.
>muh ancestors
no literally. this guy lived 20kms away.
>apartment/house big enough to have a roommate
>no dishwasher
kek
or maybe this guy is too lazy to put his dishes in there I guess
>or maybe this guy is too lazy to put his dishes in there I guess
Probably this. I don't know why, but an insane number of people don't seem capable of understanding or operating a dish washer. That, or they really are just that fricking lazy that they don't feel like putting dishes in there and prefer to just let them pile up until they can't ignore the problem anymore. In either case, it just sits there, unused.
Asians are allergic to dishwashers and it makes no sense.
This is why you have a serious sit down with any potential roommate and play 121 questions before even looking at signing any papers.
Leaves all his dirty shit in the corner, away from everything else and giving you plenty of space to cool or do your dishes if you want. If he cooks every day, he probably cleans them every day either at the end or beginning of his day. Why b***h so much? You live with other human beings in the same space. Get used to it not being perfect, and stop b***hing. That or nut up and pay for your own place. homosexual.
>5 bowls
>three plates
>two pans
>seven glasses
Yeah.. it's just a days worth of cooking that the totally cleans each night
I can tell you're also a lazy slob, and your kitchen is probably in worse condition
It literally takes one minute to clean your shit after using it. Imagine being that much of a lazy Black person
Depends how you cook. I use bowls and glasses to mix ingredients like eggs if you're making a scramble, and a glass with every meal for juice/water/protein shake. Plus snacks. If I make air fried tendies, that's 3 bowls minimum for the egg wash, flour, and bread crumbs. And often a plate to season the raw meat for any dish. Some of us actually COOK instead of heat up frozen goyslop that requires dishes, pots, bowls, etc.
You're right. My kitchen is often dirty. Because I actually use it. Clean it every day, but it looks used every day. I'll make sure it's neat and spotless if i have guests or pussy over, but who am I trying to impress? You? Lul.
You can clean up as you go while cooking anon
It really isn't hard
Just put a bag of oven vegetables and some burgers into the air fryer. No oils/grease, no carbs, no cleaning besides the air fryer basket which hardly gets dirty at all.
Shake the air fryer every 8 minutes while doing your other chores and soon you'll have a perfectly good meal
Why don't you put your dirty dishes IN THE DISHWASHER. It exists for that very purpose.
He's cooking the eggs too long over too high of a heat. Would not eat.
>soapy water
He's a moronic homosexual as is the roommate for not cleaning it when it was fresh.
Cast iron is also far superior to those meme pans.
This, dry eggs are a sin.
How do you fix this?
Cook them for less time over lower heat
man i used to do that to my own pans and it makes me wonder how people like kingcobrajfs can fry stuff in the same skillet for years without washing it, the smell of burn egg residue literally smells like burning sewer to me.
the sulfur man, holy shit does it reek. wash your fricking dishes lol... unless you live in an apartment complex with shitty neighbors, then frick them leave the skillet on the burner for a few minutes after youre done.
idk who that is but get a cast iron from the store, strip it, take a orbital sander to it and make the inside smooth, then season it with flax seed oil. cook bacon and steak on it, use butter if the meat you're cooking isn't fatty. get a chain mail square to knock stuck stuff off and make sure you never use soap on it, just water and dry it immediately, if you want to disinfect it throw it in the oven as high as it will go for an hour and just turn it off to cool over night, re oil if you do this
ive got a cast iron skillet i got for free, it has one little rust spot in the corner and looks pretty much brand new. and cobra is an absolute eldritch abomination, this is one picture of his skillet he just leaves on his stove top and never cleans. he makes youtube videos and occasionally gets blackout drunk on stream then drools all over himself
ew that's gross, for your skillet though just go through that process cause you have rust. and you may have to look online for flax seed oil it's not common in stores but it will bake on the hardest and has the highest smoking point. look up some guides from cowboy Kent for seasoning and there's tons of guides on how to strip a skillet
TMDWU toobz
Over cooking his eggs
If you're gonna be a "carnivore" then just eat the eggs raw
I lived in a fraternity house and this one dude would frick up pans sometimes (get high and forget he was cooking) and his solution was just to throw the land in the woods.
Pans in the woods*. Fricking phoneposting
Dude lived off of pancakes but yeah pretty much lol
Бaзa.
He пoнял пpo чтo кoмикc. И чтo тaкoe ФПM?
ФПM is the name of their Fraternity comrade, it's supposed to be Greek letters not Russian there's just some overlap мoй дpyг
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Lost
>mspaint OC on IST
SOUL
good post
>Gaia's panties
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I was the guy that lived in the house and told the story about him throwing the pans. The guy that made the cartoon isn't me. Your schizo powers are wrong this time
you are correct and I'm sorry for trying to deceive everyone
sovl
>people don't know that you can clean pots and pans easily even with burned on shit by just boiling water in them
kek
>real mature buttholes
OP is that your favorite porn genre?
when I was in college my brother and I were renting a house with a friend of his who was also enamored with this leftist c**t single mom he met and was in a trance. After a while he stopped coming home regularly, he stayed the night with her almost constantly aside from when he'd sneak back while my brother and I were at classes to steal our food, eat it all, and leave the dirty dishes laying around.
At first we tried to talk to him about it but he was ignoring our calls. Then we left the dishes instead of doing them for him but he just let everything pile up more and more. Eventually I took all of his dirty dishes and put them in his bed and covered them with the blankets. I figured it was a good idea since he couldn't sneak home for a nap without noticing the dishes and getting the message.
Anyway like two weeks went by, I forgot about it, I was asleep one night and he snuck in, plopped down on the bed, landed on a pyrex baking dish, shattered it into a thousand pieces.
lmfao
... Why didnt you just change the lock rolf
He was a close friend of my brother's he didn't want to do that, he's still a friend going on 20 years now. In fact, he lost 300k last year getting catfished while my brother and I told him he was probably getting catfished the whole time and he was deeply in denial
He's not good with women.
Kek yeah you can't abandon your moronic childlike friend, he needs you
That's precisely what he is too, it's the perfect description. He's a nice enough person deep down but he's a child like gullible moron. The type who will come to you for advice, you give him some sound thoughts and he totally ignores it and then is surprised when he crashes and burns.
I remember you posting about this a while ago Lmfao
Sounds like a friend I had to cut off.
This dude would beg me to room with him, he didn’t pay rent, his mom owned multiple apartments. He wanted me to move in and pay him like $1500 which is absurd even in my area where rent is high. Should have been $700-$1000, realistically $500 because he still gains pure profit. I would tell the dude no, and every other month he’d act as if I confirmed and said yes and signed a contract and act appalled when I reminded him I said no. Like
>dude wtf are you doing I thought you were moving in today
Completely serious tone of voice and all.
The dudes house was disgusting. Constant mess, coated in loose weed, pizza boxes all over, spoiled food in the fridge, perishables like raw meat left out on the counter, no soap anywhere in the house, just a total pig stye.
Dude eventually gets a roommate from a friend of a friend who was desperate for a place to stay for a couple years. He still isnists I’m going to move in, still paying $1500 despite that it would have then meant living with TWO people and only having a Harry Potter staircase esque office with no door as a room, plus the roommate was a legit schizo who would go on violent rampages in the middle of the night screaming about raping people lmfao. There was also a fricking bee infestation in this apartment somehow, like actual bees huge mound of hundreds in a corner you couldn’t get near without them getting pissed.
Then dude meets this leftist moron BPD chick, moves her in, and continues to demand I pay rent in this twigglight zone trap house. Dude would demand I pay rent saying I owed him rent and I never even moved in never even expressed anything but repulsion at the idea. He cycled through like 4 roommates, one fricked his girl, one was the schizo, one stole from him, the other was just a fat pig wannabe rapper gangster who offended everyones eyes with his existence and ears with his shitty rapping
Was his gf hot tho?
It's always confused me that people associate with people like this or call them friends. You know it's okay to be alone sometimes instead of hanging out with some homosexual incel moron?
>Haha my "friend" is a complete man child sociopath that only wants me around to try to financially abuse me
>At least he isn't black
Yeah..
What?
You’re absolutely right man. Dude basically pulled a BPD thot manipulation tactic on me. Bread crumbed with genuine friendship and I couldn’t see it at first. That’s why I said “had to cut off” at the start of my essay.
You know, meaning no longer my friend. As in,… not someone I’ve seen in a long time or associated with since.
It sounds like he was a massive giga homosexual and you wasted a large amount of time sitting around a house full of roaches and whatever random degenerate currently living there with rotting garbage on the floor with some kid asking you for money and pretending it was a "friendship". I see this dynamic a lot especially in large groups of women. They all just take turns financially and emotionally abusing each other and then still meet of for wienertails every weekend and call each other friends.
Tldr npcs are fricking weird man
Yeah man I try not to dwell on lost time but work harder and look to the future to compensate. It was my entry to socializing after 20 years of being a shut in so I was a fairly easy target until I wisened up.
The dude still hmu form time to time demanding I owe him random sums of money lmfao
>making friends as adult
In my I didn’t have friends lmfao. So once I realized this was not a friend and this shit was not normal or even beneficial in anyway it wasn’t really rocket science to proceed correctly. I’m pretty damn happy having no friends
No she was gross. I think she helped make it obvious to me though because he basically kept her around to mooch off her disability. Dude would constantly cry and moan about how people always betray him and leave or cut him off, his own father and siblings even, and I now know why that is.
Idk where the dude is in life these days but I would not be surprised if he was somewhere between the same spot I last saw and ending each night with a bottle and a handgun with a single bullet
>he lost 300k last year getting catfished
how do you even do that, how do I avoid being moronic. Women are evil
So, my brother helped him get a decent job making about 100k. Our friend is single, no kids, in his late 30s now, and lives in an apartment with like zero furniture. As far as I can tell he goes home from work and plays video games and jerks off. That's his day almost every day. He's cripplingly lonely but yes also probably like 96 IQ, so smart enough to do many jobs somewhat okay but a dumbass in many many ways, so he's not very smooth with women. Doesn't help that he's like 5'7 so he's always been at a major disadvantage.
So he built up a cash ball with so few expenses. For years my brother and I advised him to buy a home so he can build equity. He dragged his feet during historically low interest rates on home loans because he's afraid of big purchases. So he was sitting on a ball of cash and he hatched an idea: I'll get into trading crypto! So he started doing it an apparently was doing alright at first, started getting wienery about it. Eventually he was on some dating sites and met some supposed girl (probably some chink or eastern European dude) who he chatted with. My brother and I told him it was probably some fake and he told us we didn't know what we were talking about. Don't know the specifics of how but somehow he was under the delusion he and this fake girl were going to invest in crypto together, gave out the wrong info and had 300k drained from his accounts. He's the biggest moron I know, and that includes some literally mentally moronic people I've met.
women are not evil anon, you're just moronic.
my mother is the biggest c**t and the most downright evil person i've ever encountered
Also, men catfish women all the time. Scammers can be both genders.
I had a former friend/roommate who did the same shit but I would just gather all the trash and dishes into a garbage bag then dump them onto his bed. He literally didn't care, just swept it onto the floor and put the blankets back on and slept.
He got fired from jobs all the time, dated an obese teenage filipino goblin, and his parents totally wouldn't even let him come over after he scammed his family and friends. He told everyone he knew he was starting a drop shipping business selling custom wallets and sunglasses. He was really convincing and gave out tons of samples to make it seem like he had money to throw around. I was too broke to invest anything thank God, but he rented a Ferrari for filming an instagram advertisement and crashed it... never paying anyone back (including his own grandma lol).
Its hard to break off friendships because if you're an adult male there is a VERY slim chance you will ever make new friends, let alone good ones, past ~age 25. If you cut someone off because he gets fricked up and barfs on your floor or something you're literally never going to replace him. If you're already grown up you can never make another childhood friend. In the future I know to not strain friendships by living together.
>Its hard to break off friendships because if you're an adult male there is a VERY slim chance you will ever make new friends, let alone good ones, past ~age 25.
This is cope if you're social and put in effort ngl. I'm 28 and have made several new friends in the last couple years, many of them who were friends of people I met that I hit it off with fast. Many people would be excited to have a new friend and it just takes one of you to put some effort in. Might be area dependent tho in fairness, people have told me certain cities are a lot more cliquey
>plopped down on the bed, landed on a pyrex baking dish, shattered it into a thousand pieces.
so did he buy a new one or bleed to death or what?
Nah, when it broke it burst into like 20 trillion small pieces, he didn't get cut by it and he bought a new one.
Dont know what diet has to do with his roommate being a moron
I took a sip of raw scrambled eggs today. Tastes great, but unless somebody demonstrates a benefit other than time saving I'll just keep cooking them. Thanks for reading, Happy Holidays!
There is actually a benefit to cooking them. Raw eggs have avidin, which prevents absorption of vitamin b.
I've seen "cooked whites raw yellows" floated once or twice. I suppose presence of avidin is where that idea spawned?
>raw yellows
I think that's because of Guronda and the burn victim studies.
Long story short, Dianabol is a drug used to treat burn victims, in one study they used 36 eggs per day to treat burn victims instead to accelerate their healing to a similar extent.
The idea is that the loss of vitamins and antioxidants by cooking lowers that effect but I'm not sure if it's true.
i was a pretty model roommate when i lived with people in an apartment in college. i was a pathetic autistic shut in loser so i never had any parties, never had any people over, never caused any disturbances. i would let the roommates have parties (sometimes i would be there for a bit, other times i would hide in my room and pretend to not be home) and they would invite me to stuff with their friends. i never was loud or did anything bad in the kitchen
now im a pathetic autistic loser in my 30s and my roommates are my parents still. they are quite annoying but i still stick around here. i will die here.
>other times i would hide in my room and pretend to not be home
can relate, currently the bathroom is kind of in the middle of the place where I would be seen so ive resorted to not drinking any water so that I dont have to go for a piss.
Still too proud to resort to piss bottles but its only a matter of time and desperation...
Reminds me of my last year in college. I used to hide in my room drinking alone and playing vidya, I avoided using the bathroom because that would entail walking through the lounge where all my housemates would be. So, I would piss out of my basement floor window into the sub street level alley. One evening I burned my nutsack on the radiator doing this, and I think I was dimly aware that my life had hit an all time low. From then on I would just piss into the empty alcohol bottles, screw the lid on tight, and empty them into the toilet when everyone was out. I think that smell of cider mixed with urine is engraved in my memory.
Ah, the joys of youth
>finished cooking eggs
>put water in still hot pan
>the egg will peel off the pan on its own
cookcels are cancer.
So will the teflon, enjoy your multi-generational cancer
>implying I use non stick
>teflon
Fricking cooklet.
>real mature buttholes
>>>/r/
Hearing the cooking skills from anons I'm certain they never clean anything. They can't even bother to season food, so they sure as hell can't scrape the acidic eggs out of the pans to keep them from corroding.
oh no the seasoning police is here
you have to get the aluminium hot before adding things to it
uh oh vegansissy about to have a melty
>letting your room-mates touch your shit
I just tell them not to. It's very easy.
For me, I purposefully leave my dishes dirty so my roommate doesn't use them.
Why is the roommate not using his own pans?
Why on earth would you let your roommate use your pans?
clean it up veggie
Clean it up, janny
If my roommate did that, I would beat the frick out of him with that pan. Carnitards are all genetic refuse riddled with autoimmune disease anyway so it would not be difficult.
>carnivore
>eggs
I fricking hate these meme spewing morons. You're an omnivore, dipshit. Stop parroting morons like Toe Rogan vomiting their horseshit about "oh yeah I'm a carnovire, I eat entirely meat, and some eggs, and some fruit, and dairy, and a bit of honey, and the occasional bit of greens too. I feel so much better being le carnivore" when really all you're doing is cutting out processed foods.
You're a fricking OMNIVORE. Just like a "vegan" or who eats eggs and dairy is a fricking vegetarian. Words have fricking meanings and if you call yourself a "carnivore" eating anything other than pure meat then the word you are looking for is moron.
I'm moronivore because I eat that dumb shit
What the frick are those demon things fighting over a bag of Doritos?
theyre sharing the dorirto peaceful without fighting
Okay, then what the frick are those demon things sharing the Doritos peaceful without fighting?
>Living with roommates
Why?
At this point just live with your parents.
>Roommate
>You cant mate with them in your room
False advertisement if i ever saw one
use butter you fricking moron
What makes you think the moron wouldn't just burn the butter
Tell him to buy his own pan or clean it better?
Nah, communication is hard and scary. Instead post on Twitter about it like a manchild.
Cooklet doesn't know how to make scrambled eggs, mine never stick and I don't even use any fat to cook them.
Clean it up roomie.
Reminds me of the Korean roommate I used to have. He would make the nastiest food, then leave out a huge pile of dishes with burnt food residue and shit that was impossible to get off. Also he got kicked out because he kept bringing over 40-year-old landwhale women when he was 19.
Nice was she white? I might have been your roommate
Maybe confront the roommate. Except that the homosexual is not a carnivore and confrontation makes his dyel bussy squirm in terror, so he b***hes about it in reddit and prays to the science god that his chad roomie doesnt find out
Meatchads win yet again.
Believe me when I say that shit isn't going to help. Anyone who does stuff like this is NPC tier at best, you'll get a canned response and then nothing changes.
>real mature buttholes
smear your own cum on all your pans, ask him how creamy his eggs are, when he tells you they are delicious offer him extra cream, just jerk off furiously in front of him and cum on his plate, i bet that fricker will move out, if he doesn't shit on his yogurt, clean your butthole with his underwear, i have done pretty much everything to get rid of my housemates, i have also gone too far on some occasions, including having the police called on me
Either a larp or you need gutted like a fish
One of my roommates is truly an enigma. The dude is a mess. 32 year old that rips coke and adderall and blacks out 1-2 times a week. Falls asleep fully clothed with lights on pretty often.
But he’s clean even his room is very clean. Always cleans dishes and takes out trash and holds down a good job. He also doesn’t care if anyone is loud or if people crash at the house for the weekend. Also he keeps all of his drunken nonsense on the first floor of the house so he’s never woken me up.
8/10 roommate.
Maybe he’s self medicating for something like depression or adhd. Some people have a very high constitution, integrity or whatever when doing drugs and keep up appearances and refuse to be bothersome. The alcohol is probably causing most of his problems at this point. Alcohol is a shitty drug with the worst side effects on themselves and the surroundings. There are better drugs for people who want to think less and feel numb. People probably wouldn’t notice if this guy only used adderall.
>Falls asleep fully clothed with lights on pretty often.
Sounds like depression.
t. depressed, fall asleep fully clothed with lights on at least twice per week. That's what happens when you're constantly sleep deprived.
no matter what you eat if you dont know how to
use a pan properly you are an infant or a moron
and deserve no respect.
Reeee.
>jannies delete my thread for being "off topic", despite being about fitness
>lets a discussion about le dirty pans and apartments/roomates go on and on
pathetic
You get what you pay for with jannies.
Who the frick makes eggs in a stainless steel pan?
I take home 4k a month
Should I rent my own apartment for 1.5k or rent a room for 800 and throw 700 more a month into the S&P 500?
stocks are for gay nerds
If you're an autist go for your own place and use your mental health savings for job gains. If you're a normie with a high tolerance get roommates. 99% of roommates are hell for introverts who are sensitive about having their private spaces intruded on.
have never had roommates but when i was at uni we had a shared kitchen and nobody would ever use my stuff nor i theirs it was very simple and everyone was quite conscious of each other
think this must be an american/nonwhite thing
>real mature buttholes
How do you know my pornhub search history? Haha!
I would only be able to handle living with my gf. I don't want to hear my roommates having sex and go crazy like Elliot Roger. This isn't a joke.
we have a no sex policy in the crib
Do you morons seriously not know how to wash pans or how to use butter to make eggs
I expected another kind of thread with that text.
One time I assaulted my roommate for sort of the same reason and he ended upin court because when he called the cops he was still out of it to the point of insulting the chief officer while I remained calm, composed and coherent.
One of my favorite stories.
not my problem
im 30 and still live with my mommy and daddy. i dont even care. i dont have any friends, im a kissless virgin, i have a shitty job, i live in an extremely hcol area. i have no interest in owning a house or owning my own property. is it annoying living with them? of course it is. but im never going to make anything of my worthless life anyway., so i might as well just pay them rent to keep the money in the family before i commit suicide.
How can you be so shameless?
>shameless
I actually have nearly as much shame as a person can have. The weight of the shame on me is explicitly why I do this shit, because I’m too ashamed to do anything in the real world
Bros what would you prefer to do
Age: 25-35
>live at home, save, have to deal with parents and zero privacy, as in invasive and Josie and home 24/7
Vs
>have roommates, occasional privacy but have to deal with other people still, they’ll bring friends over often, and there’s the other potential issues of a roommate
Vs
>work 2 jobs to be able to live on your own, will take a few years until you can afford to do it with just one job
I’m leaning towards the 2 jobs live alone option. I’ll have limited free time but frick it at least the free time I do have can be enjoyed.
Living with roommates sounds like best option if you have a little control over what kind of roommates they are. Living under your parents you can never become a real adult, so moving out is a very important milestone, you'll learn to take care of yourself and you'll learn the real value of money when you'e shopping for laundry detergent and toilet paper. There's several potentional downsides of them being bad people but there's also the potential upsides of them being good people you can be friends with, or introduce you to their friends.
Don't know if you're past 30 but being in social situations with new people is very important since it's extremely hard to make friends at all
Do you have to make the same joke 3 times until somebody responds?
>Do you have to make the same joke 3 times until somebody responds?
Only once but that'll teach me to read the whole thread before posting. (Still haven't)
They should make it illegal to post before having read the whole thread
>real mature buttholes
Trust me, don't google that..
JUST BUY A METAL SCRUB BRUSH
ARE YOU PEOPLE THIS FRICKING STUPID
JESUS CHRIST
Troy?!
Honestly some people would just murder a roommate like that and serve the time.
>Carnivore
>Eggs
Kek
You know what an egg is right?
its absolutely animal matter, and absolutely definitely not plant matter