Fit good looking guys don't go for fat women unless they got a serious fat fetish. Imade the mistake of fricking a fatty once, and I'm still ashamed of myself to this day... I mean, why? Why the frick did I put myself through that??
Sorry. I-I'm going to continue, I need to get this of my chest bros. So I'm handsome dude and I had broken up with my gf. I wanted to get my dick sucked and yeah as you could have guessed, some fricking fatty tried to waltz into my life. I let the fatty gobble my dick and I fricked her in the ass. If I closed my eyes for a second I could almost... NO! Screw that shit, nothing could deliver me from the position I put myself into. After I came I had to quickly hit the showers and try to wipe myself clean from the vile beast. To this day the memory burns and stings. To all the fit bros, if possible in any way: Please do not frick the the fatties, trust me you'll be glad you didn't
It didn't exist yet. It was many years ago... as I said the memories still burn and sting. The visage has burned deep into my mind. You just don't get over something like that...
You sound like such a melodramatic homosexual. Fatties are gross, but sometimes a hole is a hole and you need a good frick to get back out of the dumps. Unless you pounded a 300lbs+ yeast hotel, you kick her out in the morning, forget about it, and go onto better chicks. It's not that hard. >the memories still burn and sting
At least your wiener doesn't burn and sting from an STD. Quit being such a goddamn drama queen.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>and you need a good frick to get back out of the dumps
Yeah, well you can't get a good frick out of a fat ass like that. But you're right, I'll sort it out and be done with it. My self respect just took a big hit. Thanks man
9 months ago
Anonymous
Check'd. When you get down about having banged a whale, just remember that pussy is pussy and there's a lot of sorry sacks on here that can't even pull the hamplanet ass that you did. You won't care about the fatso after you boink another hot chick. Godspeed, homosexual.
I know there is always some dude desperate enough to frick a fatty. But please, just don't. There are healthy good looking fit women out there just waiting for you. Do not sell yourselves short anons. Know your value, you are better than this
If you are salvageable and have perfect genes (tall, perfect proportions, blue eyes, pretty face) someone might try to turn you into a slim and healthy wife.
How fat are you exactly? Are you a little on the heavy side or a fricking whale?
My gf is 5'7" 200LB and I'm pretty fricking /fit.
The key is to wear things that are flattering to your shape and to actually work out.
Also, what kind of fat are you? My gf has a bit of a tummy but the rest goes to her breasts and ass, both of which are ginormous. She was able to use these and some sexy ass form-fitting dresses to get me. If you're from Central America and you have pancake breasts and a fupa... I'm sorry. I can't help you.
It would help if you posted body. And no, this isn't lust. I'm trying to help you.
I’m definitely overweight and would be considered fat but I’m not obese. I’m not gonna lie my weight distribution is kinda shit but I’m working towards losing weight.
If your breasts aren't at least E's as a consequence of your weight the you need to shed some pounds to get a fit man.
It's good that you're working towards it. Any troubles or questions?
My tiddies are small. Do you have any recommendations of websites or videos to watch to give me ideas of exercises to do?
9 months ago
Anonymous
Well, every single website is gonna tell you something different so I'll give you my version. Below is a simple PPL routine that you can do in a basic gym. Right now, the most important thing for you is cardio. Lifting weights will make your cardio 3x as effective, though, so it's important that you do SOME kind of lifting even if it's light.
EVERY SINGLE DAY: CARDIO!
This is the most important part. You can bike, run, row, swim, whatever you want as long as your heart rate is in at LEAST zone 3 for 30 minutes. (The easiest way to do this is to just run, imo. Run as fast or as slow as you need to, but RUN. Walking doesn't do shit unless you're walking 20,000 steps a day.
DAY 1: PUSH
-Chest press // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Shoulder press // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Tricep extensions // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Incline press // 5 sets of 10 reps
DAY 2: PULL
-Lat pulldown // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Dumbbell rows // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Dumbbell curls // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Lumber extensions // 5 sets of 10 reps
DAY 3: LEGS
-Squats // 10 sets of 10 reps
-Goblet squats // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Lunges OR split squats // 5 sets of 10 reps
Use however much weight it takes to make the last rep of each set really hard to complete. Rinse and repeat every single day until you get to your goal weight. I'll have this open while I eat dinner if you have any more questions.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You’re awesome! Thanks fren!
Will this make me look muscular tho cause I still want to look feminine. Also what do you think of 12-3-30 treadmill workout?
9 months ago
Anonymous
No, not at all. Since the reps are high, you will be burning fat and toning up instead of doing hypertrophy. If you wanted to look muscular, you'd lift REALLY HEAVY "I'm gonna lift this even if it kills me" type weight for 3 sets of 8 or something.
Hate to say it, but 12-3-30 is kind of moronic as a workout. I would be more likely to use it as a cooldown after I lift and do cardio. Incline walking is great to get warmed up for leg day if you don't want to get winded before your squats/a good choice if your legs are sore as frick... but for your purposes running is the best choice.
I totally could have fricked a real fatty one time. I was at a New Year’s party and I’d met fatty a week earlier at a Festivus party that my friend invited me to. She was probably about 5’2” 260 or so, decent face considering. After the ball dropped and people started going to sleep she invited me into her room but I declined even though I could have used the lay. Had too much dignity wouldn’t have been able to live with myself knowing I’d done that. But I sometimes think about and think maybe I should have fricked her just for the experience she probably gave great head.
Higher than you think lol. Every gym regular I've been gymbros with had low self esteem and like one ex at most who was ugly but he wanted to marry until she cheated or something.
Literally just go outside, exist and don't reject whichever fit guy goes for you.
Also, kys, fat pig.
>Also, kys, fat pig.
rude
You disgusting lardo
Fit good looking guys don't go for fat women unless they got a serious fat fetish. Imade the mistake of fricking a fatty once, and I'm still ashamed of myself to this day... I mean, why? Why the frick did I put myself through that??
Sorry. I-I'm going to continue, I need to get this of my chest bros. So I'm handsome dude and I had broken up with my gf. I wanted to get my dick sucked and yeah as you could have guessed, some fricking fatty tried to waltz into my life. I let the fatty gobble my dick and I fricked her in the ass. If I closed my eyes for a second I could almost... NO! Screw that shit, nothing could deliver me from the position I put myself into. After I came I had to quickly hit the showers and try to wipe myself clean from the vile beast. To this day the memory burns and stings. To all the fit bros, if possible in any way: Please do not frick the the fatties, trust me you'll be glad you didn't
Weird ass dude, why didn’t you just go on tinder and find a girl you liked there if you’re so handsome?
It didn't exist yet. It was many years ago... as I said the memories still burn and sting. The visage has burned deep into my mind. You just don't get over something like that...
You sound like such a melodramatic homosexual. Fatties are gross, but sometimes a hole is a hole and you need a good frick to get back out of the dumps. Unless you pounded a 300lbs+ yeast hotel, you kick her out in the morning, forget about it, and go onto better chicks. It's not that hard.
>the memories still burn and sting
At least your wiener doesn't burn and sting from an STD. Quit being such a goddamn drama queen.
>and you need a good frick to get back out of the dumps
Yeah, well you can't get a good frick out of a fat ass like that. But you're right, I'll sort it out and be done with it. My self respect just took a big hit. Thanks man
Check'd. When you get down about having banged a whale, just remember that pussy is pussy and there's a lot of sorry sacks on here that can't even pull the hamplanet ass that you did. You won't care about the fatso after you boink another hot chick. Godspeed, homosexual.
Stop being fat and then it will be easy. Any non-obese woman can find a sexy fit boyfriend easily.
some fit guys will frick fat women, but very few will actually consider dating a fatty.
your odds would be 100% if you just posted your contacts in this thread
I don’t wanna open a discord account for this lol
I know there is always some dude desperate enough to frick a fatty. But please, just don't. There are healthy good looking fit women out there just waiting for you. Do not sell yourselves short anons. Know your value, you are better than this
If you are salvageable and have perfect genes (tall, perfect proportions, blue eyes, pretty face) someone might try to turn you into a slim and healthy wife.
yes you can definitely get a short, bald, poor fit dude
If you’re in the US, land of the simps, you have a decent chance to find some pathetic loser who hits the gym
Maybe i’ll visit the US then
How fat are you exactly? Are you a little on the heavy side or a fricking whale?
My gf is 5'7" 200LB and I'm pretty fricking /fit.
The key is to wear things that are flattering to your shape and to actually work out.
Also, what kind of fat are you? My gf has a bit of a tummy but the rest goes to her breasts and ass, both of which are ginormous. She was able to use these and some sexy ass form-fitting dresses to get me. If you're from Central America and you have pancake breasts and a fupa... I'm sorry. I can't help you.
It would help if you posted body. And no, this isn't lust. I'm trying to help you.
I’m definitely overweight and would be considered fat but I’m not obese. I’m not gonna lie my weight distribution is kinda shit but I’m working towards losing weight.
If your breasts aren't at least E's as a consequence of your weight the you need to shed some pounds to get a fit man.
It's good that you're working towards it. Any troubles or questions?
My tiddies are small. Do you have any recommendations of websites or videos to watch to give me ideas of exercises to do?
Well, every single website is gonna tell you something different so I'll give you my version. Below is a simple PPL routine that you can do in a basic gym. Right now, the most important thing for you is cardio. Lifting weights will make your cardio 3x as effective, though, so it's important that you do SOME kind of lifting even if it's light.
EVERY SINGLE DAY: CARDIO!
This is the most important part. You can bike, run, row, swim, whatever you want as long as your heart rate is in at LEAST zone 3 for 30 minutes. (The easiest way to do this is to just run, imo. Run as fast or as slow as you need to, but RUN. Walking doesn't do shit unless you're walking 20,000 steps a day.
DAY 1: PUSH
-Chest press // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Shoulder press // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Tricep extensions // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Incline press // 5 sets of 10 reps
DAY 2: PULL
-Lat pulldown // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Dumbbell rows // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Dumbbell curls // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Lumber extensions // 5 sets of 10 reps
DAY 3: LEGS
-Squats // 10 sets of 10 reps
-Goblet squats // 5 sets of 10 reps
-Lunges OR split squats // 5 sets of 10 reps
Use however much weight it takes to make the last rep of each set really hard to complete. Rinse and repeat every single day until you get to your goal weight. I'll have this open while I eat dinner if you have any more questions.
You’re awesome! Thanks fren!
Will this make me look muscular tho cause I still want to look feminine. Also what do you think of 12-3-30 treadmill workout?
No, not at all. Since the reps are high, you will be burning fat and toning up instead of doing hypertrophy. If you wanted to look muscular, you'd lift REALLY HEAVY "I'm gonna lift this even if it kills me" type weight for 3 sets of 8 or something.
Hate to say it, but 12-3-30 is kind of moronic as a workout. I would be more likely to use it as a cooldown after I lift and do cardio. Incline walking is great to get warmed up for leg day if you don't want to get winded before your squats/a good choice if your legs are sore as frick... but for your purposes running is the best choice.
https://journals.lww.com/acsm-msse/fulltext/2013/04000/greater_weight_loss_from_running_than_walking.13.aspx
Thanks for taking the time to answer my questions!
3 likely
pretty realistic in the western world, men are desperate
I totally could have fricked a real fatty one time. I was at a New Year’s party and I’d met fatty a week earlier at a Festivus party that my friend invited me to. She was probably about 5’2” 260 or so, decent face considering. After the ball dropped and people started going to sleep she invited me into her room but I declined even though I could have used the lay. Had too much dignity wouldn’t have been able to live with myself knowing I’d done that. But I sometimes think about and think maybe I should have fricked her just for the experience she probably gave great head.
100%
I’ll frick a fat girl. But you have to let me eat your butt and call you mommy.
>call you mommy
No thanks
Ok fine but when I’m blasting roids I get to sniff your butthole whenever I want to.
Higher than you think lol. Every gym regular I've been gymbros with had low self esteem and like one ex at most who was ugly but he wanted to marry until she cheated or something.
likely, men are huge simps nowadays