>sits 8+ hours a day

>sits 8+ hours a day

How do you defeat the ultimate goblin?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    standing up and stretching every 2 hours

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      and if you can afford it, pomodoro it up
      >25 minutes work
      >get up, go to other side of office/home to refill small glass of water
      >do your 20/20/20 eyes thing during
      >do some W-stretches and whatever

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start by getting a good chair
    These office chairs fricking suck.
    I have a wooden chair that is 50 years old taken from a collective farm that is still standing strong. It keeps my back straight and firm.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I stand.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kneel, standchads

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is it you homosexuals always have to remind people that standing desks make you inherently better. you’re just an annoying homo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        m8, go re-read op's post. this is like the one time it is completely fricking organic to mention a standing desk.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        He didn’t say he’s better, he just said he stands. Insecure much?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I too stand for about 6 hours every working day, I then sit down the last hour in remembrance of Rich Piana and Zyzz.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      doing either for too long fricks with shit, vary it up

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > shits 8+ hours a day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine how much shit the average toilet has swallowed in a lifetime.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a man living to age 76 would produce about 24,320 lbs. (11,030 kg) of poop over his lifetime

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        jealous?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dyel, here. standing desk took me about a week to adjust to as far as it feeling mildly difficult.
    took several more weeks to feel normal.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You need to walk at least 30 mins a day

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    either work a trade or get your employer to get you a desk with a hydraulic lift so you can stand and work
    I used to always sit until I fricked my neck doing sports and sitting down at work became painful

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sitting on the exact same chair at the moment, it's from IKEA.
    And sitting is the reverse of a gainz goblin, it spares you from doing cardio and burning extra calories, so it all goes to your gains

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do Asian squats for 9 hours.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy a decent chair marcus is shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what do you recommend?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sitting 8 hours a day is fine for several days after a high intensity workout. It helps with your recovery. Now stop complaining and rest.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Standing up and stretching and getting a good chair that supports your frame properly.

    I also go for a walk at lunch time so I'm not sat down the whole time.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Standing desk + back brace to failure

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