Squat Avoidance

What’s with all the people here that will do anything to avoid squatting? It’s one of the best lifts you can do.

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it takes a lot of effort to learn properly

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It takes some trial and error but watching one video and maybe a form check to solidify

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, this is bullshit.
        Consistently and confidently executing reps takes a long time.
        Of course if you're nowhere near failure or pushing for numbers, none of this matters.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only front squat

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's hard

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I have become death, the destroyer of dyels

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i saw ronnie walking in crutches.
    no squats (or deadlifts) for me, thanks.
    i mean, it ain't like my quads were gonna get me laid or nothing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A chicken leg homie posted this

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah, its fine actually.
        i do goblet squats and leg extensions. which, obviously, not remotely as effective as proper squats, but still.
        i'd also be down for hack squats, but my gym doesn't have the machine

        in any case, unless i start roiding, i really don't see any possible way for my physique to become unbalanced.
        i could totally grow my upper body to my full natty potential and i still wouldn't look very disproportionate, at least by normie standard.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >i do goblet squats and leg extensions
          What goes through your head when you do these? Do you avert your eyes if an attractive woman or alpha male passes?

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leg press

    Hack squats

    Seated leg curls

    SLDLs

    ... no one needs barbell squats

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one needs you, anon.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What’s with all the people here that will do anything to avoid squatting?

      'cause it's hard. Most people don't want to work THAT hard.

      I get anxious the day of doing squats. I never want to do them; yet at the same time i'm excited, cause numbers keep going up; whether poundage, reps, or even form.

      >Leg press
      >Hack squats
      >Seated leg curls
      >SLDLs

      Those and more are also great options. You don't "need" BB squats, but they're fundamental. Do them all or do none; your body reflects the work and type of exercise you put in.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Best lift for what? Looking like a deformed homosexual, so that incels on IST and other gay men from grindr can like you?

    Grow the frick up you delusional clown and frick off to do lifts that matter. Like OHP.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like squats myself, but I think the reasons compound.
    >needing a rack or other special equipment more expensive than bench press
    >lack of direct impact, compared to say bench or dead where you are lifting heavy things and squat where it just rests on shoulders
    >lack of noticeable muscle gain because it is more spread out
    >squatting sets are very tiring and ruin the rest of a workout, where I can do dips and bench together with limited issues
    >squats having limited real world benefits and not giving esthetics

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Skill issue/weakling cope

      a rack or other special equipment more expensive than bench press
      Need a bench & rack for a bench press
      >>lack of direct impact, compared to say bench or dead where you are lifting heavy things and squat where it just rests on shoulders
      Squats have the longest rom of the big three, i dont understand what you mean
      >>lack of noticeable muscle gain because it is more spread out
      Big legs, big glutes, stronger core, stronger hips, stronger back
      sets are very tiring and ruin the rest of a workout, where I can do dips and bench together with limited issues
      They can be
      having limited real world benefits and not giving esthetics
      You have limited real world knowledge lmao

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know damn well I meant that equipment to bench press is far cheaper than squats.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's bad but at least it's safer than death lift and overhead press

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It fricks your spine up pretty bad

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      this, I've got herniated disc, doing barbell squat will fricks it even more, so I've been doing dumbell split squat instead

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just squatted for the first time in over half a year a few hours ago. I only did 8 reps of a single plate. I was immediately winded and sat down on the bench to catch my breath. My legs cramped up almost instantly and were stuck in the seated position. It felt like my hamstring was going to tear itself in half if I stood up all the way. I know squats are important, but holy hell was that demoralizing.

    I've though about squatting every day for just a few reps just to get it over with. I just hate this fricking lift with passion.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      JFC just lower the weights and work your way up again
      No need to suffer through the exercise that way

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        quite frankly I would rather kill myself than lower by squat below 135

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine being an ego lifter when you're dyel

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i have been obese for most of my life so my legs are disproportionately stronger than the rest of my body from carrying all that extra weight

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most fat people can't squat for shit. Unless you mean muscular fat like the people with hard jobs that are fat.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate squatting and feel like a weakling, plus sometimes it makes my heart skip a beat which is disconcerting.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Low bar is my best lift, like keeping a landslide from crushing my loved ones. Full body freak out makes the body adapt like crazy

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have bad butt wink no matter what I do form wise I feel like

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    any tips on wrist pain when squatiing? at this point i'm considering dropping the exercise altogether or switching to front squat

    i've been trying various wrist positioning on barbell and it's still the same, would be my top1 fav exercise if it wasn't for that

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dont wrap your hands around the bar. Do low bar squats and position the heel of your hands to support the bar while it rests on your back

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because it sucks and doesn't work for anyone over 5'10
    Why squat when I can leg press carefully, at a slow pace, and do ab work/deadlifts to make up the deficit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      let me guess, another dyel getting folded over at 1pl8 telling other people what lifts they should and shouldn't do

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I zercher.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >do high bar squat
    >low bar posture
    >still go ATG
    homosexuals hate me and I hate them back

  19. 9 months ago
    Seminole 1.0

    Am DYEL. Meaning, I don't lift, I occasionally do some maintenance exercise and am decent looking due to a lucky combination of fat and some muscle, but I am having UNBELIEVABLE difficulties with almost anything related to legs. Sorta. To explain :
    >sat down on the leg press, not even five plates are there
    >girl left these here earlier, how hard could it be? I used to do this for sets in high school anyway
    >sit down, release safeties
    >FRICKING MY BACK TURNS INTO RICE CRISPIES CUZ THIS b***h IS GOING SNAP CRACKLE AND POP
    >return safeties and stumble away
    I can't back squat. I probably just damaged the tendons and stuff in my legs doing a hundred (separated) reps on the Cringe machine (the Smith machine). I'm probably going to uselessly hire our gym's personal coach to give me some useless advice when the real problem is my back which I injured some years ago. In any case, the back squat seems like an absolute no-go (unless...)
    But I can hack squat and trap deadlift a bit. I used the hack squat machine today and didn't seem to have any pain. But I don't even know what I'm doing, I don't know if what I'm doing now will cause chronic pain later on, etc. et etc. Lifting just seems like such a bother, you know? Why try? What do I do? If even actual fit/izens "meme" back squats and their difficulty, why not do hack squats or front squats instead?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't lift
      >makes a blog post
      Whoa that's crazy dude

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

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