>tried to gain weight for years. >counting calories, protein, etc. >never make it. >say fuck it

>tried to gain weight for years
>counting calories, protein, etc
>never make it
>say frick it
>start dirt bulking and even doing OPOAD (one package of oreo a day) for very easy 600 extra calories
>finally gaining weight

Skeletons, embrace the oreopill

>576 kcal
>6gr of delicious protein
>72gr of carbs
>only 39.6 gr of sugar (people think this is a lot but it's just what a can of soda has)
>no lactose, unlike what everyone thinks

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OPOAD
    Do americans really

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only way to make them worse for you is to deep fry them.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      delicious of course but canola/palm oil, oof.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >First ingredient: sugar.
      Man they are good, but they're so shit. My local patisserie has better macros and is way better (more expensive too, ofc). You should eat this kind of shit once a month anyways, so it doesn't matter.
      OP is moronic for doing stupid shit for vanity instead of health.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was expecting HFCS but I see wheat in there, that's nice. Corn turns you into a violent ape.
      Sugar is okay, you have to be years behind the broscience meta to still demonize it at all times. Now time to take another dose of aspirin to lighten my eyes, good day.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        it literally says HFCS right under palm oil
        need glasses?

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OPOAD
    Do you call it OGMAD?
    You stupid idiot

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I made a mistake, yes, it's POOAD

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Understandable, have a nice day

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    a package of oreos has 2400 calories.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're just going to get visceral fat bro aren't you

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine not knowing how to gain weight until you start eating Oreos

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t stop eating these with nesquik vanilla (also hot Funyuns and tropical skittles)

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >was thinking of adding a crashed oreo without the cream in my overnight oats for the taste because it has like 20cal
    >see this thread
    >reconsider

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A package of Oreos is like 50*36kcals lmao. Are you eating those sleeve things?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i havent had oreos in a long time, damn you OP.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only 39.6 gr of sugar
    enjoy your diabetes you fat homosexual

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