What are the best exercises to carry a girl during sex? I'm exclusively into bigger women, so I need to be able to carry ~200lbs.
What are the best exercises to carry a girl during sex?
What are the best exercises to carry a girl during sex? I'm exclusively into bigger women, so I need to be able to carry ~200lbs.
Heavy Cheat Curls
Heavy Up Right Rows with Dumbell
Weighted Chin Ups
Hammer Curls
Reverse Curls
OHP
>deadlift
>incline press
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This goofy homosexual fricks trannies. And to be fair sone of them wre pretty hot
I'll never forgive him for ruining Morgan Layne for me.
It was the day I became racist.
>ruining Morgan Layne
How?
>Morgan: petite fit white girl
>Rocco: BBC
>Anon becomes racist after watching their porn
It isn't obvious?
>Rocco
I thought his name was Ricco?
Suave
No it's Don Juan
I'll never ever understand dudes that get upset over discovering porn prostitutes have sex with Black folk on camera.
Why not?
Why get upset over it in the first place?
I don't see why it matters.
>I'll never ever understand dudes that get upset over discovering porn prostitutes have sex with Black folk on camera.
she's still pure
>always was my favorite along with Sunny Lane
>both hate Black folk
thank you based god
litierally the ugliest style of nails she could ever get. Black tips on the hands and feet just make them look dirty and disgusting. terrible nails.
It reminds me of a substitute teacher i had where his fingertips had disgusting fungus growing out of it and he handed me a paper and it was sick
Frick off, israelite. A prostitute is disgusting, but a Black person fricking prostitute does not deserve to live.
>ruining Morgan Layne
>bleached blonde
>spray-on tan
>bolt-on breasts
>no ass
>no thighs
>awful tattoos right on her stomach
>always wears makeup that makes her look like a prostitute
b***h was ruined from the start. Get some better taste anon.
Based Ramón poster
cardio, the more the better
lifting her is the easy part for the average lifter
but you do NOT get better at keeping her up there for a long time through weightlifting
it is decided solely by cardio
el stupido
it's your muscles that get tired, not your lungs. if lifting 200 lbs is easy then you won't get tired. if you are weak you will regardless of cardio
>what is endurance
you wouldn't last 10 seconds in bed before passing out, powerfatty
So fricking stupid
I'm glad I keep running into so many stupid morons it's going to make me quit this terrible website
frick now im horny.
zercher squats
This guy fricks
Anytime I see a dude doing zerchers, I know he fricks b***hes
It really is the low key secret lift for fricking
Zerchers prepared me for fricking b***hes
Once you can do 225 for 10, you know your posterior chain and arms are strong enough to FRICK HOT b***hES HOT SEX
135 pound woman is nothing, I can plow her standing for days
I wouldn't frick a 200 pound b***h but I could carry all that lard with ease
What kind of progression plan should I follow for zercher squats?
farmers carry
No need to go dicking around the thread, OP. This is pretty much much all you need. Pretty low effort if you have a wide space to walk around and some music/podcast to listen to while you carry.
How the hell would farmers walks help? Isn’t that a grip excercise
I mean sure, but also forarms, biceps, shoulders, core muscles. Everything you need to carry a body.
If you just want to focus on your grip and nothing else, they have those metal clencher things
Is there a progression plan for farmers walks?
Barbell curls in the squat rack
Zercher squats by far
Literally impossible, you’re gonna carry around a 200lb woman for like 30 minutes? Maybe more? Not happening.
How much do you fap that sex lasts 30 minutes??
Take one of those callous shavers and whittle your dick back down to normal skin, take a few days off and you'll feel way better
virgins be watching too much porn and it is now burned into their gooner brain that sex between normal people lasts hours
I'm done in 5 to 10min and that's good enough for me and my girl
I used to be about an hour but as we got older like 30 mins is all we need usually. Its like you get more efficient as you get older.
>sex between normal people lasts hours
Normies are not good at sex, and yes it can last this long if you're actually having fun.
If you include the dinner and begging, yes.
Only guy in the whole thread who ever had sex before
my fricking sides
No respect I tell ya
dubs of truth
took me 3 "hang outs" to frick a chick.
too much work, might as well tip the local twink
Sounds like it is a you problem. At my fattest with my at the time equally fat girl friend would go all night regularly. If two land whales can huff and puff their way in tantric sex you have zero excuse.
Don't ever post again
I gagged reading that
That is because your genitals never actually touched. Mashing your bellies together doesn't count as sex.
frick I wish my imagination wasnt so vivid and can be activated by a few sentences
how fat and yeasty is the apple in your mind, on a scale of 1-5?
100% because you both were fat morons going at a fat morons pace you fat frickin moron. If you managed to frick anything not fat, as a fatty, you would be winded immediately
Depends on where you draw the line. When I have sex with my wife we go for about 25-30 minutes, but that also includes foreplay - the actual sex portion is roughly 8-10 minutes of that. Going too long can actually be a detriment when it comes to sex - one of my friends actively does his best to extend sex with his wife out for as long as he possibly can, and he's made it so that they have penetrative sex for 35-40 minutes. This sounds amazing, but his wife is actively trying to get him to stop because it stops being fun for her like ten minutes in because he's too focused on going for longer that he's not paying attention to her enjoyment, and more often than not she is sore by the end of it.
As a general rule, women will always choose 10 minutes of a man listening to their body over 30 minutes of being drilled like a warm onahole.
So he rapes his poor wife?
More or less - I guess she puts up with it because she loves him, but personally speaking I'm surprised she does considering he apparently doesn't give a shit about whether or not she likes it (not surprising since he really likes cuck/NTR porn and self-inserting as the bull).
Why are you friends with a rapist? That woman should get out of there fast
>(not surprising since he really likes cuck/NTR porn and self-inserting as the bull)
how did people read this gay ass larp and think it's real?
do none of you have critical thinking skills?
seriously, who knows that much about how their friends frick or jerk off
A womans job is to please her man. The female orgasm isn't required for reproduction. If God doesn't care about their orgasms, than why should I?
Words of a "man" who's never been in a relationship.
Youd only have a point if they were trying to conceive during that specific time. Otherwise neither orgasm matters you logiclett.
"alpha male tiktoks" arent here virgin.
Do you not?
>wife
>rape
the cultural marxist did a number on him
How are seemingly so many anons so autistic yet have wives? What am I missing?
Just BEE yourself
Go outside and interact with people.
Autist doesn’t mean ugly. It also doesn’t mean hes bangin models. You can marry an ugly woman
Unironically and wholeheartedly a skill issue.
git gud
>wife is actively trying to get him to stop because it stops being fun for her like ten minutes in because he's too focused on going for longer that he's not paying attention to her enjoyment
lmao I can just imagine him focusing on watching the stopwatch, looking at the designated granny pic every minute to keep from cumming, changing the pace regardless if it completely throws her off the mood, and this for 40 minutes
>d'you think the Chiefs have a chance this year?
WHAT?!?!?!
Wait why are you talking to your friend's wife about her sex life behind his back?
It honestly depends on what you and the other person want. Generalizing sec is like generalizing Stir Fry recipes. Everyone has their own style. It is prudent to communicate with your partner and see what you guys like/dislike.
Nice
Yes, by about 40lbs
0% chance the woman who asked looks like that.
Centaur women, yum.
Marathon sex requires specific chemistry. I've got a few frickbuddies and all of them are fun lays, but this one in particular is an absolute champion in the bedroom and we have sex for literal hours. Only with her though; everyone else gets 20-30 mins.
I've fricked over 200 women and wwith quite a few of them we've fricked for literal hours. Most people just fricking suck at sex.
I bet you believe the female orgasm is a myth
i bet you believe squirting is real
Dude, if you get a good drunk on you can literally go all night.
I don't fap at all (anymore) and sex usually lasts 1-2hours
>Foreplay
>penetration
>Cum
>Cleanup
>round 2 foreplay
>Round 2
>cum
>cleanup
>Cuddle
Each penetration usually lasts 20-30 minutes. Change positions, go slow, take breaks by giving oral and it should last a good amount of time
You either frick rarely or have way too much time on your hands
this. I can't imagine wasting more than 15minutes unless it's like once a month. empty balls are empty balls
I have a lot of time on my hands and my gf and I spend a lot of time having sex. We both would rather do that than watch a movie.
We also hike and rock climb for anyone who cares
>i cant frick i need to go to work
I’m actually a virgin but what’s good examples of foreplay
Like what should I do
Depends on your girl. Oral is a pretty safe mainstay, as is fingering - learn proper technique for both, you want to make her cum before you ever stick your dick in her because once you get past that first orgasm it gets significantly easier to get her to cum again and again. Communicating with your partner is key - I get that it sounds incredibly autistic to just up and ask a girl "what turns you on", and it kind of is if you do so like you're filling out a survey, but when you two are getting intimate it can be very arousing if you ask her what she likes while you two are in the moment. Kissing her neck and whispering the question sensually can add to the experience, so let yourself fall into the passion while you learn what she wants.
Just don't be weird, be gentle, and play with her pussy. Pretty simple
mf gonna pull out the action figures on some poor girl
You already had some good answers since it does start with who you're with and what they like but, I think some good general advice is to take it slow and build tension.
There are obvious stimulating areas like the nipples, vegana, and neck. Slowly kiss, caress, and grab around those areas, don't just dive-bomb them instantly. Create build-up, attack, and repeat. Also once you're with a person long enough you learn their favorite spots take the longest route possible to get there and tease them before actually stimulating it.
Realize foreplay is a full-body experience so, constantly use your body to apply pressure and build tension. Use your hands everywhere, be like a blind octopus trying to figure out where they're going; grabbing their wrists, waist, hips, hair, neck, etc while your mouth works.
I take a top-to-bottom approach. Start with kissing up top and then work down the body to oral but ofc you can mix it up and get more creative with more experience with your partner. It sounds like a lot but by just going slow, taking your time, and not rushing to slam your dick in you're one up on the guys that get bored after a minute and start flopping on top of their girl. You'll be able to gauge a sweet spot of time before actual penetration depending on who you're with as well. There are a few books that helped me too: Sex God Method and She Comes First. You can find the pdf of those in Library Genesis pretty easily.
If you're going to finger a girl make sure your nails are clean, trimmed and filed.
So I’m autistic so when you say that I don’t understand. Like when you finger a girl do I rub the roof of the vegana? Or the floor?
What’s the objective? I know this sounds autistic but I can’t help myself. What is it about it that feels good for the girl? I thought only the clit felt good for them? Fingering does too? Please help me IST
You sound so autistic that I'll help you. From my understanding and experience the main goal is to get the pussy wet and ready for the dicking. It feels good to them but it's not as intense as the clit so it's very rare to actually orgasm from it alone. It's in the pussy ceiling it feels like chewed gum or like a strawberry with bigger pores. For some girls it's always necessary to finger them because otherwise their pussy is still too stiff and it hurts to go from 0 to dick, fingers act as a stepping stone
>It feels good to them but it's not as intense as the clit so it's very rare to actually orgasm from it alone.
Worth mentioning is that this doesn't mean you should just rub the clit like you're trying to summon a genie, and early overstimulation is very possible and a consequence you want to avoid if at all possible. Don't go too hard with it right away, tease it a little bit, and when you actually get to the sex you can use your hand to stimulate the clit while youre fricking to amplify her enjoyment.
Nipple sucking/licking, groping, kissing in between her thighs, kissing her neck, rubbing a hand on the outside of her thigh.
>200lb women
Bruh that's fat as shit unless she's 6'2+
Girls are in the 110-140lb range
Average american woman weighs 171 pounds. And thats at 5'3". Think about that
Maybe that's average in a trailer park but that's way past morbidly obesity. It's the species beyond whale
My wife maxed at 170 but she was frickin pregnant.
The girl I'm talking about in specific is 5'1"
>t. never set foot in a gym in his life
30 minutes? Wtf, I'm no marathoner.
3 minutes are plenty and if she doesn't manage to cum in that time frame, she has only herself to blame.
>30 minutes
>marathon
Okay buddy that’s barely a 5K race the smallest of the races not a marathon
>he doesn't pump miles of his dick into her hole
>legs have to move like 1.6 meters
>hip has to move like 3 inches
you're getting waaaaay more reps fricking than running bud. Muscle activation with a strong pump is way stronger than a run pump.
Are you sure you're on the right board
A 500lb deadlift with good cardio endurance is all you really need
(I do this with heavier women)
Arms and shoulders really get them going tho
>bigger women
>max 200lbs
NGMI
She's 5'1"
You fricking a human or a beanbag with a taylor swift photo taped to it
Disgusting. Kys
She didn't start at that weight, we've been dating for a couple of years now and I've been encouraging her to eat more / calodie dense foods. Buying things of cupcakes and leaving them at her place. It's been a slow going process but I'm very happy with how she looks now.
asian girl x failure
There are thick ass asian girls at my gym and I know what each of thier camel toes look like thanks to popular attire.
zercher isometric holds until failure
How long can you do this and with what weight?
I want to pound out a girl in this stand and carry position for a few minutes, not just a few seconds and then changing position. And any tips for not dropping her?
You have to do it as a progression exercise, first put her on the table, then one leg on a chair, etc.
In other words, you need an actual relationship lmao
farmers carry
hang clean
zercher squat
Can't picture this shit feeling good. You'd spend most of the time uncomfortable with getting tired instead of enjoying the thing
Try having sex. You might like it.
>t. Virgin
Try it and you'll see
It's great if you're not a weak b***h and your girl isnt a hamplanet
get yourself a strongman sandbag, fill it with about 200lbs of sand and tape a Fleshlight to it.
I would fill it with 100lb, and basically build up to 200lb. 200lb is going to be hard af, since it doesn’t have anything to hold onto (like armpits for example).
Deadlift according to my brother
Or a squat
Hamstring extension
They were the most sore after carry fricking my then gf
Farmer carry and zercher squats
Unironically cardio.
You need to have insane blood flow to keep your wiener erect while you hold. You have to understand that your arms will be getting pumped. At least that's what used to happen to me.
As for exercise, it's obviously curls, back extension and hams.
UUUUWUUUU FAK ME REAR GOOD WHAITO PIGGU!
For holding her you need a strong upper back, biceps, forearms. For thrusting you need cardio and glutes. For stability you need a strong core, lower back and hamstrings.
Variety of curls and Rows and pull downs
Variety of deadlifts
Back extensions and leg curls
Planks and weighted crunches
Cardio
Train from child
Does he frick the cow?
OP or Milo?
>I'm exclusively into bigger women, so I need to be able to carry ~200lbs.
meanwhile I prefer spinners so I can ragdoll them. I do not frick girls taller than 5'2.
My wife of 7 years is 5'2 and my long-term side chick is 4'10,
bro why are you married to a 7 year old that's fricked up, are you Pakistani?
don't knock it until you try it
For the men:
>zercher full range- deadlift from the floor, squat, and curl- you'll be using a lot of momentum in the hip to bounce her
>Atlas stones
>chest flys from a low position
>reverse hyperextensions
>shrugs
>powercleans
>calf press
>cardio
For the women:
>leg raises
>massive amounts of stretching
>cardio to lose weight
>pull ups, rows and flyes to hold on
I hate this position because it's the ultimate test for whether or not your dick is big enough for a woman - if you can't do this position, you objectively have too small of a dick.
The length restriction is lower if you're going for the butthole, and also if a woman isn't flexible it might make it seem like your dick is too short when it is absolutely sufficient. A lot of women can't get their legs "to the side" by actually opening up their hip, and then get frustrated with you. Like it's not my fault you've been sedentiary for 20 years.
my girlfriends vaghole is further back than normal women, so thats a plus for me
pretty weird tho, had real trouble finding the hole the first few times
Sure you did. *wink*
are you saying i DIDN'T have trouble finding the hole?
kinda weird buddy
What does this even mean? The hole is lower than most guys think.
that's good, shorter https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anogenital_distance means more feminized
conversely, it's bad if your AGD is shorter as a guy, means you got more of the gay chemicals in utero
>dick is big enough for a woman
how many inches is that? Picrel?
>tfw dick too big for both casual flings and long-term relationships
Guss I'll stay alone.
thanks satan trips for using science to vindicate me for being a virgin w/ 21cm down udner
>tfw 6.5x5.5
it's a doggy dog world
yeah this position doesn't work well unless your wiener is really long
it would be hot as frick to have her held up and spread like that though
>so I need to be able to carry ~200lbs.
You will injure yourself no matter what. Maybe you'll be able to maintain that position during 30 sec or one minute. It's not worth it to train for months on end to endure a little longer.
Be realistic and do that position with smaller, lighter women only. Or injure yourself and go through excruciating back pain. Your choice.
Find a tall, thin woman. Every day frick her while carrying her. Make sure she eats a lot. As her weight goes up, your strength will too. When she hits 200+, you have your ideal woman, you’ll be able to carry her, and you’ll be strong as frick. You’ll still be a disgusting degenerate but at least you’re not into troons I guess.
>you're a degenerate if you're not a boring and uncreative guy who only wants to do missionary
Wanting to frick fat women is degeneracy. That’s why I added
. Muscle mommies are based, not degenerate.
they're equally degenerate. you like masculine features, get out of the closet already.
>liking fit women is gay
Oof, yikes even.
Millions of positions where you don’t have to carry a fat girl, anon. Use your imagination instead of humoring fatties
Oh! And I’ll add this, make sure she works out too, that way she’s a 200lb muscle mommy that’s building your gains.
progressive overload
You should be into more portable ppl as someone who weighs about 50kg and Been lifted many times in my life i can confirm it makes it easier
>wanting it to be easy
as someone with a gf thats 220lbs:
>Deadlift or Rack Pulls
>Zercher Squat, best to iso-hold a barbell with biceps, same as lifting your she-hog
>Also Front Squat, but high-reps (like, 20-16-12-8)
>Pullup / Chinup
>Calf Raise, gastroc variant
and indeed LOTS of cardio
i do some cardio, and im winded after like 2min or so
not because my muscles are sore, but cuz i have the lung capacity of an 80y old smoker
why tf are you fricking a whale
cuz im into fatties, anon, how hard is that to understand
i remember in 2nd grade i already had a crush on the chubby teacher, so guess im programmed for big-uns
u do realize fat women tend to be lazy slobs? and laziness is the root of all evil.
All the jiggling. It's hypnotic.
>220 lbs
well I guess someone's gotta do it
Can I do this up against a wall for support if I am dyel?
Do you wanna practice with me?
zercher squat
Honestly just frick smaller girls. Even if you're in shape a 200lb would get exhausting fast.
You guys keep mentioning cardio
Is an 11 minute mile good or do I need to keep training? I’m 32
>Is an 11 minute mile good
Jesus Christ I can walk faster
Okay but I’m in defense I haven’t run in years so I have an excuse
You’re fine bro. Just keep at it, accept that you might be slower for a little bit, and it’ll get easier and you’ll naturally run faster, demoralizing buttholes notwithstanding.
Average mile time is 10mins from what I read. Get it down to below 7mins.
Anything below 5mins you're sacrificing mass.
What do you mean below 5 is losing mass?
Can’t I be fast as frick and continue going to the gym and getting gains?
Can someone explain to me why getting your mile time below 5 minutes make you lose mass?
heavy sandbag training
get a sandbag off amazon, first fill it to 50lbs and just manhandle that shit and add like 10lbs of sand every 2 weeks until you're man handling a 200lb bag of sand
fat women always have that gross vegana smell. disgusting.
Make them wash first?
they still stink
Plug your nose before plugging them then?
i just block after sex if they smell
Okay.
Strangest conversation i’ve read
They see all larping. In my opinion if a girl smells bad you aren't going to get within a couple feet of them yet alone take off their underwear.
>Asking a girl to wash before you frick her
>Larping
okay stank nuts
What are the best exercises to prep to receive a back breaking pounding? I'm meeting up with a 6'6 strong man in a month and I'm worried he's going to destroy my pelvis. How to mitigate damage
Go to the bar tonight and find the biggest guy there and let him break your back for the next three weeks.
wear a buttplug for a month
Have you given birth? Had a pap smear lately? Maybe go to your gyno
I've had my smear yah I'm all good to go, i even have a fresh IUD this year.
Fixing your anterior pelvic tilt, if you have it.
vanilla shit, try this
most b***hes too unfit for that shit. they'd be cramping after 5 minutes
That's a (you) problem homosexual
did i say it was me you dumb Black person?
It is better to ride than to be ridden
Based R. Crumbposter
Funny enough my gf was the one who introduced me to his drawings
This exact post appears several times a month
>I spend every day on IST
Neck hangs to failure
The most fascinating thread on fit rn
Some peoples hell is having to wake up as themselves, may the lord have mercy.
> get a duffel bag
> fill it with sand till it weighs like 50% of her weight
> throw it back and forth over a bar at shoulder height until its easy
> step it up to 75% of her weight
> throw it back and forth over the bar until that is easy
> step it up to 100% of her weight
> over the bar till easy.
ignore all the idiots talking about lifts. you need to practice with dead weight because that's what she'll be.
Okay but how long will that take? A month? 6 months? Give me a timeframe you butthole
b***h give me the book and verse for any or that, it’s not in the Bible which I’ve read and you haven’t
You better not be one of those Catholics that believe hurr church traditions
depends where your starting point is... how could i possibly know the timeframe. and don't call me an butthole just because you have no patience.
Not that guy but I can squat 160
What should I do?
can you pick up 160 of floppy dead weight and throw it around? because that's what it takes to throw a girl around and frick her brains out.
heavy weight in weird and dynamic ranges of motion.
Everyone in this thread is a hypersexualized homosexual, excluding me. The goal of sex is procreation. The goal of masturbation is orgasm. Most of you seem to think mutual masturbation is sex. It isn't. God doesn't approve of masturbation. Buncha debased sodomite heathens recreating what you see in your satanic porn. Enjoy eating satan's butthole with your harlots.
if your girl hasn't jacked you off after putting her feet on your face, you're missing out
tell me telltale signs of girls with nice feet right now
Tbh I notice that girls with the most average build, i.e. not too tall, not too short, not fat but not too low BF either, have the nicest feet. if she's tall, they tend to be gangly, if she's a shortstack, she'll usually have stocky feet, etc. and if she takes care of her hands, she'll probably take care of her feet too
This. especially nice hands. Not in how they are maintained but also their softness and shape definintely represent her feets.
My experience is you just know if ur a feet person
Although sometimes you do get average built women with thick feet. It's surprising.
a failure in life, the believer places his bets on life thereafter. all anti-natural moralities stink of decline. look, even your curses are post-dated: because they do not happen in this life. your only hope is one last gotcha that never comes. but it's enough for you, isn't it? scraps for the beggar, bones for the dog.
SS+GOMAD
Cardio and Zercher March.
What is a Zercher March you might ask?
Get a barbell in the crooks of your elbows and alternate leg raises.
You’ll look like you’re marching in place with a barbell on your elbows.
It simulates dead weight pretty well, so it’s a good way to overload the movement.
When you actually carry a girl she will support herself somewhat and help disperse the weight.
The Zercher March will overload your upper back and prime you for the real deal.
What the heck is that
you have to get a girl first
>he doesn't know
Zerchers
>I'm exclusively into bigger women
Just say you're a low T homosexual
how does sex feel like?
Worse than it looks. It's tiring and not too good. Very hot tho.
With a committed woman willing to try anything, absolutely mind blowing. With a fwb, pretty damn good. With a random hookup, it feels good, just a little hollow.
power armour
>200lbs
Based, but also your mobility is going to be limited if you want to frick her standing up + carry her at the same time. Either you're going to be standing still while she grinds on you or you have to get creative with your positions.
But to answer your question, deadlift and OHP
>The size of that girl
This dude is living the DREAM
Tfw 5'6 150 lbs and my gf is 5'8 175
I have picked her up like this but it'd be hard to hold for a while. Next time she visits I told her we're gonna try fricking like this
I don't ever squat, better start huh?
I'm a 29 year old kissless hugless handholdless dateless virgin.
at least you got that good hair
> What are the best exercises to carry a girl during sex?
>every answer itt is a conventional lift that does have carryover
>but isn’t the actual lift
This is how I know everyone around me is moronic. Unironically, grab a weight or dumbell that you can hold in that OP pic. And then hump it for 5 minutes-I.e., the actual weighted movement you are trying to train for. We will call this movement The Hump^TM. You can rest or perhaps superset with weighted hip thrusts, since that muscle group isn’t actually trained in The Hump^TM. This will allow you to generate more thrust during The Hump^TM (supplementary), while the main goal and the bottle neck of the hump is the weighted endurance that you need to train. The superset could be a standard 3 sets, up to you, but you need to progressively increase The Hump^TM weight to your disgusting goal of 200lb. For mentally healthy ppl, go to 120-130lb for 5 min and you’ll be fine. 5 min because that’s all you need in this position. Also, you should only ever do this with your wife. Pre workout is getting married in a Catholic Church
>Catholic
So go to the gym twice a year and claim to be a bodybuilder? Then also claim any other program “isn’t the right program” even though they’re still lifting and, in fact, lift more and better than you?
The gates to Heaven are quite heavy. Gonna need a strong lift to open them! That’s why it’s a pit to Hell. No lifting required.
Only one man was strong enough to open the gates of Heaven, but I do lift for Him. And it sure as shit wasn’t the pretender to the throne in the Vatican.
Every kind of government in the Bible was a monarchy with someone sitting on the throne and yet you have a problem with the Catholic Church emulating that same model on earth with the Pope; why do you think he had Peter start the church dumdum? Tell me, who is the authority over the word of God? A homosexual like you that has only seen earth for what 20-40 years tops? Thanks to narcissists like you who think they “ACKSHULLY know the true meaning of the Bible” Christianity has been shattered into thousands of goofy ass denominations. We are no longer a unified mass because of your pride
this is all cool in theory but the problem is the catholic church has failed innumerable times in being the 'authority' on Christianity. Hence the need for denominations
but Hell has gates
(and they will not prevail)
>be Jesus Christ
>tell Peter to start His Church
>Catholic Church begins
>is the only church for 1500 years
>homosexual German goes oh wait last 1500 years don’t count lol *MY* way is actually the true way
>produces legions of homosexuals like you that think they know better than Jesus
You should thank God that being moronic isn’t a sin
Idk cool story bro when was the last real pope elected?
catholics are israelites in disguise
>the Pope can never say or do anything wrong and he represents God
Imagine outing yourself as a genuine moron
>Erm papal infallibility
You don’t know what that means
Your corrupt church claims the pope is infallible. Pope Innocence III. I have to say nothing more to prove the cornerstone of your corrupt church is a lie.
It’s actually because you homosexuals were so corrupt you were like
>lol you’ve sinned? Lmao bro frick prayer just buy your way out of hell for a thousand dollars
There’s actually 90 other reasons but keep being a cuck
>>is the only church for 1500 years
this is quality bait
Except he’s right? lol
>the only church for 1500 years
>What is the Great Schism?
>ERM ACKSHULLY ITS 1054 YEARS
How does this address the point that from the moment Jesus gave Peter the keys to the church to Nicaea to the spread/dominance of Christianity through the first millennium and everything in between, there was ONE church established by Christ with ONE authority? We’ve since fricked that all up with the Schism (sadly) and with the goofiness of Protestantism. Christ wanted a single unified church. You are pointing to human mistakes and pride after the fact to sidestep these intentions of Christ for unity and authority. It was actually very wise and prescient of Jesus to give the keys and authority to ONE person. He knew how many stupid and prideful people there are in the world (like you). Imagine if he had given the keys to multiple idiots like you, we’d have Protestantism much sooner sadly. Christianity probably would have never even spread
Even if all of that is true, you can’t deny the Catholic Church of today is corrupted and isn’t what Jesus wanted
People have always been corrupt. He never expected us to be perfect. Peter denied Jesus 3 times and yet he told him to start His Church. He told Peter to build His Church despite our corrupt nature and knowing that we have the affinity for corruption. That doesn’t excuse the corruption, but you’re saying to throw it all away because corruption happens, which Jesus never advised and which Jesus 100% anticipated.
hussafel stone carries. or sandbag carries.
how about someone with the same BMI but less weight?
you only carry around petite women (less than 100lbs) you know... those small girls... they will have their pussy licked while being held upside down or while touching the ceiling... it is their special frick perk.. and they deserve it...
you will make your ~200lbs girls just feel like shit when you die under their weight..
I think it would be impossible to pick up a girl that’s 200lb that high up
imagine outting yourself as a dyel
>I think it would be impossible
Nothing is impossible. Kick logic to the curb and go that step beyond. Lift women bigger than you've ever dreamed of. Don't give up anon, believe in the me that believes in you.
progressive overload
The best exercise for sex is to have sex. Imagine being a fornicating loser with no wife. He probably only gets sex once a week and it's sloppy seconds.
kek, sure sports specific performance training is always best for the sport in question.
The hindu squats and push ups are pretty great ngl whenever you can't smash it on the reg.
>I'm exclusively into bigger women, so I need to be able to carry ~200lbs.
ha, me too. Front squats and zercher squats are what you need. Squat from a more upright position to be able to hold a larger woman in front of you off the ground.
In fact, everyone should be doing front squats, back squats are a meme.
What is the difference between a front squat and a back squat?
front squat = more upright back
back squat = bent over a bit
if you want to be able to just hold heavy shit in front of you the front squat is the movement you want to train.
So I should be doing more upright zerchers for this?
zerchers are like front squats but they suck more, I do both because I can't lift as much weight with the zerchers, and get more weight/volume done with the front squat.
Racked Carries and OHPs, maximize your Deadlifts, heavy cheat curls.
test
IST come for advice on fricking fat girls, stay for the theologians.
catholics are the israelites of christianity. They bring criticism onto themselves and then cry about it. Heres how it works, there are two things you can do
1) Interpret the scripture literally as it was written
2) Make up your own interpretation (pilpul)
If you are in category 1, you are christian. If you are in category 2, you are not christian, you are larping. Catholics and conservative denominations are in category 1. But this isn't good enough for catholics, they want more. They demand that there MUST be an authority on the interpretation, and that it is them alone. Theres only one way to interpret the bible and it is through the scripture itself. What is there to interpret? It says what it says.
>the grand authority of scripture can actually make mistakes sometimes!
Imagine being that moronic, actually
Where does the Orthodox Church fall?
What to do they believe in and are they also wrong like Catholics?
Assuming you mean Eastern Orthodox, no they're pretty based. They would fall into my category of conservative denominations since they were basically the first one. Catholicism in and of itself is fine, they are conservative and follow the bible as it was written.
Heres the thing, Catholics dont want you to just listen to the bible, they want you to listen to them. Thats my issue, they can frick off. Especially since the vatican has long since been compromised by you know what, it becomes even more necessary for denominations that are devoted to scripture and scripture alone. There is no corruption or influence in that method, regardless of whatever pilpul catholics will pull from their ass
>Especially since the vatican has long since been compromised by you know what
nta but I need to know if it's the lizards or da joos
see
huh, I wonder when that happened
But that’s actually in the Bible……
Wait a minute am I on /misc/?
>ISTness
It effectively says do not mistreat foreigners. It does not say to tolerate or encourage weaponized mass immigration orchestrated by demonic israelites who want to destroy your race, country, and religion
jews and israeliteing loopholes, name a more iconic duo
If you look at the popes twitter page (the vaticans perceived connection with young people, as it were) you will not see scripture. You will see thinly veiled ~~*WEF*~~ political talking points sometimes utilizing a vague implication of the bible therein. Off the top of my head the page implies banning guns, socialized healthcare, global warming, and mass immigration. Obviously, not directly stated, but its clear that those tweets are not meant to strengthen christian resolve but to push christians toward an agenda that is blatantly against their own interests often unfortunately unbeknownst to them.
> Catholics dont want you to just listen to the bible, they want you to listen to them.
This is the problem with Protestants. You do realize there wasn’t a Bible until the Council of Nicaea in 325 when they canonized the Gospels and books? That means there wasn’t even a “Bible” to read for the first 325 years of Christianity. Did Jesus make a mistake by not having The Bible written sooner? No. That means that he didn’t find it essential for The Word to spread for his Church to begin and to spread. How did it spread? Through Catholic authority and speech. Going further, the vast majority of Christian’s didn’t even have access to the Bible until the printing press was invented. Does this mean everyone that didn’t read the Bible for 1400 years is burning in Hell? Of course not. I used to be Protestant, too. To all prots reading this post, consider the history of Christianity, the will and plan of Jesus Christ, and contrast it all to what you believe to be the truth about Christianity
>only the word of God matters
>my interpretation is all that matters
Both of these sentiments are totally contradicted by the history and origin of the Church and the time it took to not only canonize the Bible but to also make it readily available to the masses to partake in “Sola Scriptura.” Your Protestant worldview falls apart. The irony is that you don’t respond with humility. The crux of Protestantism is pride—to PROTEST. You will never humbly admit that you don’t have authority over the word. That’s how this all began
>you don’t have authority over the word
You're right, I don't. The Bible is the authority, not me or anything else. You're right, there was a historical need for the church. But, like all things that are not the bible, it is imperfect and became corrupt. This corruption stands to this day. I used to be Catholic, I've heard it all. But basically the Catholic church is a pile of shit and Catholics are just deluding themselves. The protestant worldview can never fall apart since it stands on the bible and the bible alone, not a fallible entity that has proven itself time and time again to have its own interests at heart
>The Bible is the authority, not me or anything else.
This is such a cop out. Are you denying thousands of years of theological debate on the meaning of the scriptures? Even within the Catholic Church itself, admittedly, the Bible is never so black and white. You say that the Bible is the authority but billions of Christians have read this book and walked away from it with a billion different interpretations and understandings. How can you even say something like this? You know better
>not a fallible entity that has proven itself time and time again to have its own interests at heart
You mean like any Christian reading the Bible?
>The protestant worldview can never fall apart
I’m watching it fall apart in real time with every word you write
>Are you denying judeac pilpul?
Yes
Why can't christcucks go 5 minutes without calling each other israelites and then proclaiming their interpretation of the bible makes them the "real israelites"?
the giga Black person position. its when you go ape style on her pussy
Why are you fricking fatties you fricker?
It is because dudes like you that fatties think they are supermodels nowadays.
Don't misunderstand, I go out of my way to put her down, calling her names and doing degrading shit. I just want to be able to pick her up, look her in the eyes, and remind her I can have her wherever and whenever I want.
If you're into fat b***hes, you have to give up picking them up, pig fricker
>he doesn't frick fatties
didn't read the thread,
pin them against the wall
construction carries, walk around with bags of concrete until tired, then try holding weight that is comparable to the woman yure fricking without moving, increase weight when u feel like its become easier
>I'm exclusively into bigger women
Black person