What % of posters here are either neets or work in software/IT?
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What % of posters here are either neets or work in software/IT?
What % of posters here are either neets or work in software/IT?
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What do you think?
70+%
At least
i am going to college but unemployed (loans)
>neets
35%
>work in software/IT
20%
Another 40% are blue collar, college students, or in highschool. The other 5% are actually successful adult men and women in some capacity. Talked to farmers, doctors, lawyers, business owners, etc on hear who proved their knowledge by either helping someone or dunking on pseuds. They're in the minority though for sure
> Farmers are more successful than software engineers
Kek, the delusion. Have fun "farming" while I get paid 3 times your salary
Farmers nowadays get paid crazy money anon. Literally triple (You)'re salary or more
Hahahahahaha i can smell how much your paki boss is fricking you from here, enjoy thinking of 65k/y as big money lmao
>t. Sit in farming equipment for $110k/y before overtime
Guess how many zoom calls, chinks, pajeets, or office bawd morons i deal with on a daily basis
not pajeet, but honestly, a bit jelly now... the only thing I really hate about my job is not the zoom bs or meetings; it's the sedentary aspect of it, I really wish I could switch to a more physically active career
Agreed
I wound up with a really comfy WFH setup (motorized standing desk, nice headset, comfy keb, multi monitor on arms etc) but putting a bench and dumbbells within reach was the most important part. Being mentally drained but physically cranked at the end of the day was a brutal combo
Nta but I graduated last year and my cushy ass software job pays 160k+. You’re delusionalhtyestv
Have fun being a drone
While I get to start a family and go outside all day
i have fun with my gf sucking me off during teams meetings with my bosses while i sit inside my air conditioned 2200 sq ft house making the equivalent of $54/hr. also i can just take my laptop outside lmao
Horse pussy. That is all.
my gf is black so i already know that feel
lol there aren't blue collar workers on this website
I just volunteered for a fundraiser for farmers in my area because they keep committing suicide due to crippling debt and making no money. The average farmer has it much worse than the average software engineer
>The average farmer has it much worse than the average software engineer
no they dont you lying moron. havent you heard that sometimes software engineers have to go to the office once sometimes even twice a month
Something has gone terribly wrong when theres no money in the literal foundation of human civilization. If software engineers died tomorrow we'd go back to the 1950s in terms of tech and civilization. If farmers died tomorrow were 99% dead men walking.
>If software engineers died tomorrow we'd go back to the 1950s in terms of tech and civilization
Software engineering is literally the most important job on the planet.
>thinks adding new features to tinder is more important than feeding literally everyone on earth
Fine. Farmers aren't allowed to use tinder and you're not allowed to eat anything from farms.
Seethe jelly wageslave.
>If software engineers died tomorrow
Please stop posting these fantasies that will never come true.
I'm ex network engineer and pentester that just got fed up of the corp scene after 20 yrs of dealing with inept middle managers and sales engineers making promises that their shitty hardware can't deliver.
The IT world is full of a bunch of bluepill and lefty c**ts. I didn't fit well into the scene.
I might start another business and just do geeksquad and wifi related stuff.
Frick corporate IT and the Brads that know it all.
Frick man, this is discouraging. I'm already so bad at bullshitting. I don't know if I can handle being in that kind of environment for a long time
I was a chef till 27. Just goy my masters compsci last month at 30.
I've done a few internships and it's okay. Just dont get into arguments about policital/cultural views. Gonna have to admit that the places I "worked" was onions as frick. Only met one dude in there that was somewhat of a chad. If you are IST, somewhat attractive and aren't socially awkward the women will treat you as a king because they are tired of pampering b***hboys.
Both internships offered me jobs while I wasn't even close to the best intern and I spent every break and meeting flirting with HR, my manager or the marketing department.
>even the people on fit who are chefs until 27 get a bachelors and masters in computer science within 3 years
everyone on this board is a genius.
Got kicked out at 18 as an obese manchild with social anxiety, became a homeless heroin junkie till 22. Got sober and started washing dishes working myself up to chef. Paid of junkiedebts (didn't pay rent and shit because you know, drugs), saved money to go study. Fast tracked bachelors in 2 and masters in 1.5.
I'll admit that this was hard, but just gotta say if I can make a change like that everyone can... Took me a few months before I actually knew what the frick was going on in classes.
Inspiring, anon. Keep it up.
>The IT world is full of a bunch of bluepill and lefty c**ts.
IT higher level management, maybe. But that's corporations in general now. Engineers tend opposite.
>pentester
literally my dream, I'm un uni for cybersec right now and grinding the shit out for thm/htb
I hope that high ctf ranks + certs will allow me to get a job without the help desk/sysadmin bullshit (not denying that it will be helpful knowlege, I just want to get where I want as fast as possible)
unless you want to be some siem monkey you arent going to get anywhere without some kind of admin work first. get a ccna, be a network gay for a year and it will be enough
any way I can prepare beforehand?
>network gay
realistically what kind of jobs a fresh grad can aspire to? (aside from mcdonald's)
if you’ve done your research i will sound like a broken record but if you don’t understand how the systems/networks work, you are not going to defend them and you’re certainly not going to penetrate (kek). fresh cyber grads that i know end up working in SOCs just sifting through siem logs or doing super basic firewall analysis shit. its not useless but you arent going to go from soc -> pentester unless you upskill considerably. its not impossible, just difficult. ctf and htb are nice to talk about in the interview but it wont get you the interview. best advice i have, get the ccna for network knowledge (cisco is still 80%+ of the market also), some basic azure/aws certs (cloud is the future) and even some windows server certs and look for some kind of net/sys admin jobs. your degree and those certs will fast track you for admin jobs and once you go from there, it’ll be a lot easier to pivot into cyber focused roles. apologize for rambles, im drunk on a saturday afternoon
also if you want money and jobs, you’re going to have to move eventually or get lucky with a wfh. you said “uni” so i imagine not the US and outside the US, the job market and salaries just can’t compete
i work in a NOC for 12 hours a day. i literally do 25 minutes of work and shitpost/eat all day
Just don't work in tech, it's a onions field filled with liberals. If you get caught saying one wrong word in conservation or let anything spill, you will be banished forever.
Work in a trade with all the other conservative right-wing real men
That is not always the case.
t. Defense contractor in IT
unironically everyone i work with is moderate/right leaning. the only lefty i work with is some adjacent sheboon. and tbh i only know of her politics because she watches ~~*The View*~~ in her office max volume.
Seethe conservacuck
i work for a FAANG company and it's pretty rare for anyone to say anything political one way or another.
there are a couple of people that will occasionally blurt out some SJW shit, happens pretty rarely. maybe once a quarter.
actual programming work leaves little room for politics. i have to wonder about the very politicized workplaces, i feel like in a place like that nobody is actually working. but we have an actual product and we are a big company so shit hits the fan if something breaks on production so people are actually pretty diligent and focused.
Hi A-A-ron. Get back to work fricker.
Kek same. Unfortunately everything but (le)ddit is blocked and it's a night shift. Pros and cons.
>cell data
>run a vpn out of your house/VPC
>proxy sites
>remote connections
>any/all of above, many other options
Man how fricking stupid can you be
I work as tech guy but i grew up like 10 years ago and i find videogames fricking boring. I even browse IST on my phone because i cant even be seated too much or i get frustrated. I lived some years as NEET but being a wagie is so good. I love having money and having something to do, i get fricking bored being all day inside the house.
I lied my way into senior programmer and like 3 years into it someone discovered that I made up all my work history and they were trying to get me fired by the boss laughed because im the one who everyone comes to when they have a problem they can't fix.
I work maybe 1-2 hours a day tops. More if i'm bored or in the mood to mentor someone.
No you aren't, no you didn't, no they don't. None of this is true. You're just a larping homosexual on an image board for teenagers.
98% of posted here are software engineers or high level IT workers, all make 200-250k a year minimum, probably half make 500k or more, working from home doing 20-30 minutes of work a day, all ar e multi millionaire homeowners (usually multiple properties) with multiple cars and have a wife and children
There are a lot of guys in IT on IST. Who would have thunk that a website for outcasts and anime aficionados would be full of nerds?
The median IT salary is 6 figures so you do the math.
>working from home doing 20-30 minutes of work a day
this but only 43k and none of the other shit
easier to make 200k than you think if you work for a large company in the bay area. i'm not even a 'senior software engineer' yet and im making over 200k.
yes we know how easy it is.
I WFH IT at night and get called on my phone if i need to work.. I do maybe 30mins of a work every week.. I sleep and put my phone next to me so I wake up in the morning clock out and i have my entire day to do w/e. I am basically a NEET schedule.
People get so salty about the fact that IT has so much downtime. They have to work their asses off all day everyday for a fraction of our pay. I couldn't imagine.
I’ve been doing hvac and refrigeration for the past 15 years - I’m independent and I maybe do 6 hours of work a day. In the beginning when I didn’t know anything it was 12-15 hour days (with no formal training). In the beginning is garbage, as with most things. As you become more valuable you are able to work less. This repair is for a lobster tank and I’m making $1800 in the 45 minutes it took to fix this leak.
No boss, turn down work for Black folk and pajeets. 225k a year - but for 12 years I averaged between 80-110k. I love having ability.
pretty shit pay for the amount of damage you're doing to your body plus all your health care expensive are out of pocket and no 401k match.
your real average is probably closer to 50k.
Sorry anon
nice. the older I get, the more I realize the comfier times are later in your career.
early in my career as a dev i never felt important, even when I grinded. it takes a while for you to be invited to the "big kids table".
and of course you get paid a lot more. makes me realize how people new to the workforce have unrealistic expectations about their compensation and how it's silly for them to decry the seniors and managers making significantly more. those seniors and managers probably have 8 years more experience on average, of course they will make a lot more.
but i digress.
>either neets or work in software/IT
funny how those things are exactly the same
I'm currently neet, soon to get a job as a warehouse slave. Fortunately I don't have any debts and can comfortably live with parents, but I'm 23 already and want to do something about it. I'm planning on getting forklift certified, working 1-2 years, saving money, and then either studying physiotherapy or going into IT. If neither of above work out, then I will just ride on forklift and practice escapism through books, vidya and anime till I die. These are the only options I see for me rn
I have a fully wfh web QA automation job.
effort/reward ratio is broken.
if someone had told me jobs like this exist while I was studying I would have never believed them.
I dread the day when current job goes to shit and I will have to work again.
I’m a doctor thinking about switching to IT. Worth it?
Weird, I’m a software engineer and it looks like doctors have it better
>job security
>high salary
>rewarding work
Idk if software is worth it if you’re already a doctor. You will make less, I’m 2 years deep into my first job and making $120k although I am fully remote. However, the market is much rougher now and it’s hard to find decent jobs, especially at the entry level. The real big issue is that fact that job security is basically non-existent. If you’re a doctor you will always have a job, software devs are laid off randomly at any time with 0 repercussions.
The benefits to software over medicine is that the work life balance is much better, you can potentially make more money that doctors (good jobs or starting a company), and the work is pretty interesting and constantly changing.
My only warning is that the field is very competitive and saturated right now, a lot of people aren’t landing 6 figure roles as their first job, most start around $60-80k and it takes the better part of a decade to reach $100-180k.
>rewarding
treating entirely preventable diseases of the obese, elderly, and brown is in no way rewarding
Ex devops guy now neet
Software engineer here (UK). I get paid way too much, only do about 2 hours of work and WFH most of the time so I can go to the gym during the day when it's quiet.
It's pretty comfy.
Not that much honestly, it's just a job people talk about with high income potential for not a ton of work. Lots of people post (cope) about how manly their physical labor job is
I have a fund.
I own and operate a craft brewery + distillery. I'll be opening a nightclub soon, selling my own drinks.
Are you from Portland, OR?
Nope. Australia.
Work in finance
Wife works in consulting
Household income $600,000
Early 30s
Machinist Masterrace, checking in.
I fricking hate scanning someone else's G-code for errors. Cannot imagine doing that bullshit all day, every day.
This is where I work
Walter, get off of IST.
fit is the only place where everyone is 6'2, has 10% bodyfat, works an easy WFH 200k+ a year job where they do minimal work and has girls constantly lust after them at the gym, yet youre all virgins who have never even spoke to a girl...weird
>t. wagie moron who doesnt understand how autism works
i literally have a degree in computer science, you dont have to have autism to work in tech (this angers the autist)
>Have a happy life
>Have a woman in your life
Pick one
I work in IT. 100% remote
Can you gays tell me if a master's in CS (GERMANY) is worth it? Some other anon told me to get it, but I really can't be fricked.
I always see one camp saying it's useless shit vs 2 years of experience and another saying to get it.
I know the answer but you called me a gay so now I’m not telling you.
Hmph.
masters is useless unless you want be some upper middle management cuck
Data analytics and resource forecasting (i.e. figure out how to cut jobs). ~100k salary (I'm underpaid) with 4 direct reports.
I'm 32, live with my parents, and haven't had a job in 8 years.
>another non-fitness related job thread for everyone on fit to brag about their highly paid work from home barely working software/IT jobs because thy constantly need to brig it up and talk about it ad nauseum
why are you so jelly anon? nobody is stopping you from joining the club except for yourself
samegay wagie seething
>people constantly say now how some work from home tech bubble is over, companies mass layoffs, no jobs available, no one hiring, some people out of work can't get jobs
>but magically literally everyone on IST has these exact jobs
Maybe its because those of us who spend our lives perpetually online (yourself include) decided to make careers out of it instead of just being ignorant Black folk
I have a CS undergrad but I'm unemployed, so I'd qualify as NEET.
>no one:
>IST every other day: HEY GUYS DAE WFH IN TECH LET'S TALK ABOUT OUR TECH JOBS WHERE WE DO NOTHING AND MAKE A QUARTER MILLION A YEAR, DAE DO THIS?CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS ON THE FITNESS BOARD?
also don't forget the seething rage the wfh tech workers here go into about the political leanings of their coworkers, like they matter, especially when they never have to interact with them since they wfh
looks like someone's upset they can't literally look at porn on their mounted 4k television in the middle of a meeting
I work in finance. Asset management specifically.
>What % of posters here are either neets or work in software/IT?
It's tough to say. It seems like literally every poster on here works in either software, IT, or finance, in very highly paid positions where they barely work and usually never have to leave their house either. But you have to ask yourself if it's just the same handful of people constantly responding to brag about their situations because people who aren't successful will probably not post their situations since they feel embarrassed or inferior
90%
This pic is 99 percent of IT posters here. Talk shit all day online then cry when reality hits and they have to look in the mirror.
the only positions that poojets work are software “engineering”, database gays, and help desk.
anyways, id like my fries with extra salt please. no onions on the burger either, you morons keep fricking it up
The vacant pajeet stare enrages me like steady eye contact with a gorilla. The caste system should have kept these poo scented automatons in line
Underpaid software engineer
Having to work in an environment where your coworkers are all Asians, Indians, and IST-browsing white guys. What a horrific thing to imagine.
AAA games. I hate the antichrist, marvel huffing basedballs, diversity hires, trannies, and jannies.
> Principal Software Engineer
> SME on Spring, Java, various flavors of SQL
> daily work takes 2-4 hours at *most*
> making just over $400K this year
> remote
Highly recommend to start consulting bros. I don't know why I waited so long to get into this. In the worst case, I get bored and go back to being a salaried engineer working remotely for a Bay Area or Fortune 100 company.
>grow up in tech capital of the world
>live in tech capital of the world
>waste my life at useless job
>never got into tech, software, or IT where everyone here works, is rich, work from home for only a few hours a day, have the best and cushiest lives humanly possible
>now at 31 I'm too stupid, depressed, miserable and suicidal to even bother putting in work required to get into these jobs
I attended university at 25 y/o (rough adolescence). You can become whatever you want if you're willing to delay gratification, be disciplined, and work towards your goal(s).
Thank you OP for making these completely useless, off topic threads for everyone here to brag about how amazing their careers are and how insanely rich everyone here is. I continue coming in here to get even more upset, miserable, and depressed about my life, and I hope eventually every passing thread will eventually give me the courage to commit suicide when I remember how unconscionably far behind in life I am of every living person.
why not just have a different reaction to all of this? it might simplify things.
I'm a NEET. I've never earned a single cent in my entire life. I'm not proud of it though. I'm deeply ashamed and want a job - even a crappy one.
I work from home(draw hentai).
Amt at an airlines maintenance line and soon to boeing.
>23
>2.5/4/4.5/5.5
>6-6'1"
>can hook up with and frick 2 women a week
Ye im mirin myself
I work for the national parks department. Mostly doing habitat restoration. Also aborist on the side
The irony that this thread comes up as I'm teaching myself programming. So far, 6 months in, I know basic css/html and Javascript. (Yes, I know CSS and html aren't programming languages, frick you idiot)
html technically is a language
I am sandwidge delivery driver.
I was an adm at a farming machinery sales shop. 2nd in command with a manager above me. Reported my manager for stealing, got contacted by the group main office, answer some questions, asked to be removed, got removed, got paid 2x the benefits. Investigation under way since start of the month.
I am now working at field survey office, with gps, drones, AutoCAD and things like that. This was my 1st ever job and it is so much more peaceful that I even get a bit emotional when I remember when I was administrating that sales shop. I used to wake up every day with a war mindset. Ready to fight and win whatever the cost. It is possible to live this way but it eats you in time.
I also know how to program, python, C, autoit, lisp
Very useful at office jobs
Never went to IT but I am aways coding something. When I was 16 got a job offer at Freelancer dot com from a Nepalese guy. Was a webscraper to extract personal data from a USA mail website. Today I know that was for scam people. I was naive back then
Fake smiles, pretend friendships and never let yourself exposed and unprepared. Always have an exit route. People with run over you like nothing. Don't be naive
I love software engineering. I get paid 90k to work 10 hours a week max and I work fully remotely so I have a cozy home gym I can use every day in my basement
>90+% of fit are rich software engineers.
I'm the only person I know who posts here and out of that sample 100% are in IT
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