What's the final verdict?

What's the final verdict?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bear wins

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably the grizzly bear. People always bring up a gorilla being able to bench, squat, whatever without realizing its just going to be a swingfest on both sides. This means the grizzly bear wins with claws alone. It has about 400lbs on the gorilla and height advantage as well. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't seen how big a bears claws are.

      Bear wins easily. A Bear basically wins against almost every land animal in hand to hand, even lions and tigers.

      The bear has huge claws. It would spill gorilla guts in seconds.

      How is this still a debate? I've seen this thread posted for 10 fricking years and the obvious consensus every time is that the bear wins low-mid dif. Bears are walls of muscle with knives built unto their paws.

      what about now

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Still the Bear. He one-shots both.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I still think the bear would win. Now 3 coordinated gorillas might be different

          The bear still wins. The bear wins until you have enough gorillas to basically smother it to death. A full grown grizzly bear weighs twice as much as a full grown gorilla, is far stronger to be able to move that much body mass, and most importantly has claws and teeth that are actual weapons meant for killing. All gorillas have is brute strength, their teeth can be used as weapons but that's really only for self defense.

          https://i.imgur.com/xyPPcfs.jpg

          Sorry gorilla builds. To win this fight you must spec int enough to unlock tools.

          [...]
          not the same weight class, obviously elephant wins

          But what if the bear comes armed? It's not called right to bear arms for nothing, coem and take it lol

          What about now?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Gorilla would have no idea how to operate that rocket launcher. It's possible he gibs himself before approaching the bear.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              The gorilla would be like a soldier when he sees a spy in TF2. Immediately aims at his feet and blows both of them up.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Close range rocker launcher

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I still think the bear would win. Now 3 coordinated gorillas might be different

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The bear still wins. The bear wins until you have enough gorillas to basically smother it to death. A full grown grizzly bear weighs twice as much as a full grown gorilla, is far stronger to be able to move that much body mass, and most importantly has claws and teeth that are actual weapons meant for killing. All gorillas have is brute strength, their teeth can be used as weapons but that's really only for self defense.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry gorilla builds. To win this fight you must spec int enough to unlock tools.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        But what if the bear comes armed? It's not called right to bear arms for nothing, coem and take it lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is basically a sword vs hammer argument, except the bear weighs twice as much and has like 60 swords instead of just one. The goliras can't inflict enough internal damage to kill the bear before the bear guts them and makes them bleed out. Even with a lucky hit where they clock it in the jaw immediately I don't see them winning.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >they
          >them
          commit suicide troony

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bear still utterly destroys gorilla cucks. Elephants would obliterate even polar bears (the largest and most sangerous bear species). Hippos and maybe rhinos could take on a bear as well

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably the grizzly bear. People always bring up a gorilla being able to bench, squat, whatever without realizing its just going to be a swingfest on both sides. This means the grizzly bear wins with claws alone. It has about 400lbs on the gorilla and height advantage as well. Anyone who says otherwise hasn't seen how big a bears claws are.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear wins easily. A Bear basically wins against almost every land animal in hand to hand, even lions and tigers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A Bear basically wins against almost every land animal in hand to hand
      I could take a black bear

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        White woman moment.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would just kneel before it, Amerimutt.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          0 cost habitation

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I can take on the much smaller, more docile species of bear any day.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well yeah, I wouldn't be able to fight a grizzly or polar bear. Let's be real

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I Bet a heavy silverback would throw a Blackbear 2meters around

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you're lucky, you could scare a black bear into thinking it might not be worth it. Lock it in a room and piss it off and youre fricked

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok Jason Genova

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I could take a black bear

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          A gorilla would rape a black bear, grizzly bears are on another level.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      bear is no match for this fricker

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/pSIjBvb.jpg

        ENTER

        not the same weight class, obviously elephant wins

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          The elephant is like “nah just playin”

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct
        Maxing STR and CON is an unbreakable build. It was basically the dominant meta for all of the dinosaur period.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          and where are the dinosaurs now?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Idk man. I haven't seen any in a while.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              server got hard reset because they broke the game, class got locked

              Birds are theropods

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            server got hard reset because they broke the game, class got locked

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bear has huge claws. It would spill gorilla guts in seconds.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gorilla is faster and far more intelligent. The bear wouldn't even be able to get a hit in.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The gorilla is faster and far more intelligent. The bear wouldn't even be able to get a hit in.
      No, bears are bigger, stronger AND faster.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        The gorilla will run away from a confrontation with a bear because it's more intelligent.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok jamaal Jackson

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gorillas arent that intelligent. They just have human eyes which makes people project intelligence onto it..

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you put them in a cage they probably just sit in their respective corners. They're not very confrontational.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How is this still a debate? I've seen this thread posted for 10 fricking years and the obvious consensus every time is that the bear wins low-mid dif. Bears are walls of muscle with knives built unto their paws.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love being a man kek

    That said... I could kill both of them 2v1

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bears are so cute there's no way they could hurt anything

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are men like this? Who would ever think of this scenerio and who would ever care about the outcome?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine you and your gym nemesis reincarnate as the respective animal and by chance you encounter one another. It has to be considered

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who would ever think of this scenerio and who would ever care about the outcome
      the only person that matters in this world, me, you will never understand, queer

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ywnbaw

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Who would ever think of this scenerio and who would ever care about the outcome?
      The ancient Roman's would pit man and beast against one another fire live entertainment.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      roastie GTFO

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women have the luxury of not habitually thinking about danger and combat precisely because men have protected them for tens of thousands of years. The few women that do think about such danger tend to be mentally damaged in some way, often precisely because there was no man to protect them in a time of need, causing them to see danger in every shadow.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based, what kind of man are you if you don't think about fighting even from time to time?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will always be a man

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also think about Roman Empire daily.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kys israelite

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      your testosterone simply isnt high enough to understand.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are men like this? Who would ever think of this scenerio and who would ever care about the outcome?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      good bait

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You never played pokemon?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bears are quite possibly one of the best animals.
    Top 5 easily.
    There's no way a 400lb gorilla could beat a 600lb brown bear.
    Gorillaz
    >rely on fists
    >don't often grapple because it doesn't cause as much damage without training for it
    >Ok band, but peaked at demon dayz
    Bears
    >greater mass and top running speed
    >large claws
    >natural grapplers, with a bite attack that not only reduces the chance of escape but causes damage
    >bigger IQ
    >doesn't need music because they appreciate the beauty of nature
    Big chimpos don't have a chance. Any of you morons who say gorilla come to my house and fight me.
    Frick you pussy.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>Ok band, but peaked at demon dayz
      kek
      Also witnessed

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ENTER

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally useless. Have you seen these homosexuals move? The slow as frick, they only stand a chance in a big stampeding herd and even then animals know to get the frick out of their way. Their tusks are purely for show, they aren't real weapons in any capacity.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        10,000 rats
        50 Hawks
        easy choice.

        You do not want the hawks to frick you, none of the other animals can defend you from the air.

        10,000 rats is OP cannon fodder while you run away.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          It all depends on location.
          50 hawks vs 10,000 rats in the middle of the ocean? Hawks win no questions asked.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rifleman can solo everything on this list except the rats who I pick as my second choice as a zergling rush distraction.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not going to do shit with a fricking shotgun

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        crocodiles and sniper

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        1xHunter and 7xBulls. Bulls form a line against attackers, hunter strikes from the rear.

        The spoiler is the rats; enough of them will get through to infect me, the hunter, and the bulls with rabies, assuring our death later on. But they're useless for defense. Fricks the whole meta.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You’re assuming how coordinated they are.
          As soon as a few animals come, even rats, the bulls have to split. It’s game over.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, they are coming to defend you. Classic reddit moment where he tries to defeat a fun hypothetical question by applying logic to it

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The spoiler is the rats; enough of them will get through to infect me, the hunter, and the bulls with rabies, assuring our death later on.
          This is why you need hawks. You're 100% fricked if you don't take them, nothing else can protect you from them and even a few hawks will shred the frick out of you. A flock(?) of 50 hawks would turn you into a pile of shredded meat. Take the hawks and send them after their natural prey, the rats.

          Anyone who doesn't take hawks

          This becomes a question of what you don't want to fight against. The hunter is an obvious choice because he can instantly one shot you so you want to pick him.

          Second I would go with rats. 10000 rats is just too many rats. That's all.

          Pic is gay because you have to pick rats to help you. You can't survive against, at a minimum 200 rats. I've tried. It's impossible. 10 thousand rats godmode and I own Willard on bluray

          3 Bears
          10,000 Rats

          The rats rush the opponent while the bears deal damage.

          [...]
          The only correct answer: hunter and rats.

          is dead 100%.

          Hawks are a necessary pick, if only because nothing else can defend you against them. The real question is what you want as your second choice. It's really going to depend on positioning. Can you get to the hunter and kill him and take his gun before anything else gets close to you? This could be a solution; send some of your hawks to slice him up so he can't shoot you until you get close, dodge the rats while your hawks kill them and shoot everything else, gg. In this scenario I'd probably take the wolves since, assuming I can shoot everything else, they'd be the best at killing rats.

          If you can't kill the hunter or don't have time, it's a toss up between him and the bears. If you take the hunter you have to hope he can kill everything in time and doesn't get killed himself. If you take the bears, you have to hope that your hawks can frick up the hunter and keep him from shooting you or the bears. Then it's the same as before, dodge the rats while your hawks deal with them. Maybe you could ride a bear for added safety once the other animals are dealt with?

          Thank you for listening to my presentation.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dodging that many rats is iffy. You would need
            1. For them to be located relatively far enough from all the action
            2. An area that has shit you can hide behind or sneak around with

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's gonna be tough, no doubt, but the hawks are an absolute necessity to pick and I don't think picking hawks and rats could get it done. Maybe they could wear everything down eventually, but even thousands of rats aren't going to save you when three grizzly bears start charging you. They'll just run right through your hawks and rats and tear you apart.

              Only way your options open up is if you have a cave or something where you can hide from the hawks.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The spoiler is the rats; enough of them will get through to infect me, the hunter, and the bulls with rabies, assuring our death later on.
                This is why you need hawks. You're 100% fricked if you don't take them, nothing else can protect you from them and even a few hawks will shred the frick out of you. A flock(?) of 50 hawks would turn you into a pile of shredded meat. Take the hawks and send them after their natural prey, the rats.

                Anyone who doesn't take hawks
                [...]
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                [...]
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                is dead 100%.

                Hawks are a necessary pick, if only because nothing else can defend you against them. The real question is what you want as your second choice. It's really going to depend on positioning. Can you get to the hunter and kill him and take his gun before anything else gets close to you? This could be a solution; send some of your hawks to slice him up so he can't shoot you until you get close, dodge the rats while your hawks kill them and shoot everything else, gg. In this scenario I'd probably take the wolves since, assuming I can shoot everything else, they'd be the best at killing rats.

                If you can't kill the hunter or don't have time, it's a toss up between him and the bears. If you take the hunter you have to hope he can kill everything in time and doesn't get killed himself. If you take the bears, you have to hope that your hawks can frick up the hunter and keep him from shooting you or the bears. Then it's the same as before, dodge the rats while your hawks deal with them. Maybe you could ride a bear for added safety once the other animals are dealt with?

                Thank you for listening to my presentation.

                I take 7 bulls and lie below them now I am become immune to hawkBlack folk

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Interesting strategy, but now you're easy prey for the rats, so you'll have to take them too. Can the rats win it for you while you hide under the bulls? Doubtful.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine picking literal cows. Side-of-head eyes are herbivore tier. Aka meat tier.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Rifleman can solo everything on this list except the rats who I pick as my second choice as a zergling rush distraction.

        The only correct answer: hunter and rats.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          *dies immediately from bird attack*

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        3 Bears
        10,000 Rats

        The rats rush the opponent while the bears deal damage.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Rifleman disposes of bears in the first minute.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The rats swarm him before he gets the chance

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This becomes a question of what you don't want to fight against. The hunter is an obvious choice because he can instantly one shot you so you want to pick him.

        Second I would go with rats. 10000 rats is just too many rats. That's all.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not fighting any of them

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        T. bear

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wolves and hawks. I am the hunter. I'd just Deliverance the other gay immediately and then get to work using his tools

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pic is gay because you have to pick rats to help you. You can't survive against, at a minimum 200 rats. I've tried. It's impossible. 10 thousand rats godmode and I own Willard on bluray

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        7 bulls to form a defensive circle with a hunter in the middle assuming he has enough ammo to shoot the rest. This is the current meta

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I may have to go with one Rifleman and 15 Wolves, it's easy to forget how massive a single wolf is, 15 is insane.
        The 50 hawks with the Rifleman would be nuts but only you and the Rifleman would be open for attack.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gorilla uses bananas as boomerangs to range kite the bear until it is weakened enough to tame it by using a lasso made with vines and his own shit

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >murders both of them in a single strike

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      kitty 🙂

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My ancestor :^)

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Orcas would frick up both in water. Orcas would frick up anything in water.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A polar bear might give it a few licks meanwhile an orca on land would die to a seagull

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong. A male sperm whale destroys orcas with ease

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It really depends on location.
        In the middle of a rainforest?
        Orca wins hands down.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The short nosed bear straight up gatekept humanity until its extinction, whereas we just steamrolled gorillas into the bush before we even invented bows. They’re little b***hes

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear>tiger>gorilla

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do we respond bearbros?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's the brain worms from cat poop type propaganda.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Brown bears are smaller and less dangerous. This tiger will be remembered as the fool who thought he killed the Grizzly.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Grizzly bears are smaller. Especially against east Siberian brown bear who are only second to kodiak brown bears. Grizzly bears are aggressive because of the lack of quality food sources that makes them both more competetive and smaller.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >east Siberian brown bear
          300-550lbs
          Sad

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brown pears are only mogged by Polar bears.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bear>Lion>>>>>

      [...]

      [...]

      .
      Poor anaconda

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bear >>>>>Lion=Gorilla>>

      [...]

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      actual smart person here

      Lion can kill anaconda but can die to all 3
      Gorilla Kills Lion and Anaconda but can die to the anaconda
      Bear kills all 3 but can get killed by anaconda
      Anaconda can kill all 3 but can also die to all 3

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        A gorilla won't kill a lion. A lion has a massive jaw, claws and loose skin. A gorilla has the same type of skin as humans, which means any slashes and bites will instantly frick you up.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shittiest Rock-Paper-Scissors meta yet

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bear does not die to anaconda. Bear can bite that thing in half

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anaconda can potentially one shot but has very low accuracy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The anaconda can come out of the cage alive because he can slither between the bars

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The three mammals would immediately fight each other and not even register the anaconda, which remains hidden by looking like a mound of meat. Then the anaconda finishes off whichever animal was left, which is now too tired to fight back

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gorilla = Anaconda < tiger < bear

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What should my minimum lifts be to safely wrestle and supplex one of these bad boys (a 90-100kg specimen, not the 300kg behemoths)

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Max your core, max your goodmornings, max your squat, back extensions, and make sure to do your curls.
      If you want to keep your intestines inside you wear some sort of gut protection a gambeson and some boiled leather might work. I don't know how long their tusks get.

      You could also get good on your side to side jumps, then grab it from the side as it runs by, dig your heals in the ground and do the suplex that way, that way you wouldn't need the padding.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The grizzly. A full size grizzly bear is 2-3 times larger than the gorilla. Its swipes are strong enough to completely decapitate the gorilla. It's the literal "I'm sure to win because my speed is superior" meme. The grizzly just has to get lucky once.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    10 Brock Lesnars

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you damned trannies forreal? The kodiak bear SPLATTERHOUSEstomps

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The elephant enters musth rage and slaughters everyone. Not even close, you brainrot trannies are mentally unhinged if you think otherwise.
      Below is an african elephant, they weight 14.000lbs.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >they weight 14.000lbs.
        That is to say, all the animals above combined and multiplied by 2 still don't reach the elephant's weight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        elephant bleeds out eventually after getting cut up by all the fangs and claws in the pic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >elephant bleeds out eventually after getting cut up by all the fangs and claws in the pic
          What, in your mind you think they're gonna team up against it? kek, also the elephant's hide is thick as frick, it has low vascularity and the arteries are below inches of muscles. Cope seethe and dial8

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        literal powershitter logic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your average powershitter murderstomps your average normie, what's your point, you fricking transexual

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            fatty got angry huh ?
            fat =/= strength, sorry bro
            We are comparing animals made to kill, can't compare them to normies

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fatty got angry huh ?
              Not a fatty, your LULZ weird troon. Post body right the frick now.
              >We are comparing animals made to kill, can't compare them to normies
              They are not warring murder machines you fricking sperg, when they get threatened they run away like gays. As I said, elephants beat every single land based animal with ease, they're multiple thousands of tons in weight, they have thick hides that slashes from claws/bites really struggle to rend, and despite their mild mannered nature they have the most dangerous rage in the animal kingdom, their fricking T levels literally multiply by 60 times at minimum. I know your sub 150 ng/dl little basedboy ass can't comprehend that, but still.
              >https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musth
              As I said, elephants are the strongest. Until you post body, our interaction is officially over, I'm done arguing with a fat anonymous troony.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                >roidtroony

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron, even the largest power lifter can only be like 3x the size of an average person. Elephant are ten times the size of almost any of those animals in the image.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >musth rage
        >(in specific individuals these testosterone levels can even reach as much as 140 times the normal)
        How do I invoke this in myself?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just wait for breeding season moron.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the tiger no contest and that's not just the toxo talking.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >it's the tiger no contest
        You're insane, read

        The elephant enters musth rage and slaughters everyone. Not even close, you brainrot trannies are mentally unhinged if you think otherwise.
        Below is an african elephant, they weight 14.000lbs.

        >they weight 14.000lbs.
        That is to say, all the animals above combined and multiplied by 2 still don't reach the elephant's weight.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only contender is elephant.
      Phants regularly merc everything in Africa. Even the killer hippo doesn't stand a chance. A brown bear, un-bloodlustedn would be absolutely terrified. Snake can't do shit because snakes don't even fricking have legs.
      A polar bear MIGHT attempt to fight back against an elephant, but their teeth and claws aren't even big enough to kill walrus, so they won't do any considerable damage to anything besides the elephant's trunk, which has two, 3foot long ivory spears protecting it.
      Elephant is an incredible build.
      10/10 would not frick with an elephant.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The only contender is elephant.
        >Phants regularly merc everything in Africa. Even the killer hippo doesn't stand a chance. A brown bear, un-bloodlustedn would be absolutely terrified. Snake can't do shit because snakes don't even fricking have legs.
        >A polar bear MIGHT attempt to fight back against an elephant, but their teeth and claws aren't even big enough to kill walrus, so they won't do any considerable damage to anything besides the elephant's trunk, which has two, 3foot long ivory spears protecting it.
        >Elephant is an incredible build.
        >10/10 would not frick with an elephant.
        Finally, someone with a brain on this fricking board. All the dexterity morons are mentally ill.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elephant stomps so hard I'm not gonna bother ordering them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elephant> Hippo> Polar Bear> Tiger> Grizzly Bear> Lion> Anaconda> Gorilla

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How u put a elephant in a cage dumass homie

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Using elephants is cheating. That said even those frickers get mogged to oblivion by exctinct mammals.
      Also check out this grandest list of all time mogs.
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largest_prehistoric_animals

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elephant or Hippo
      Toss an Elephant Seal in the mix, too.

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bears can cover 100 yards in less than 6 seconds.

    Think about that for a second.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    gorillas are acutally terrible fighters. very wonky and uncoordinated if you watch enough fights on YT.
    Bears have natural wrestling abilities.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Natural grapplers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe that's why my friends growing up all called my uncle Big Bear

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My kind of thread. How many humans would it take to take on a single bear though? No weapons allowed.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wins by every measure
        >Chapter before he dies even confirms that Sukuna couldn't do anything to beat him
        >Except this one dumb move he pulled from his ass

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mahoraga gave Sukuna the blueprints in order to bypass infinity. Gojo had to kill Sukuna before Mahoraga adapted to infinity and he failed to do so.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sure but it was never established beforehand that Sukuna required a blue print, that was something Gege came up to kill Gojo with. Also there was no reason for Gojo to hesitate when he had Sukuna with his back turned against the wall especially considering Gege explicitly made a point about "sparks" the chapter before.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Sure but it was never established beforehand that Sukuna required a blue print
              It doesn't have to be explicitly stated. Sukuna only had two ways of bypassing infinity being his domain and mahoraga. Sukuna lost MS due to brain damage and mahoraga alone wasn't enough to beat gojo. Even in pic related Sukuna is monologuing about how he wants to see how mahoraga bypasses infinity, which he does in the very next page.
              >No reason for Gojo to hesitate
              He never did? He kept talking about how he did to finish the fight before mahoraga adapted and he went for purple as soon as the agito b***h died

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>Wins by every measure
          before he dies even confirms that Sukuna couldn't do anything to beat him
          this one dumb move he pulled from his ass
          Sukuna has been literally built up from LITERAL episode 1. Your comment is troony cope.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sukuBlack folk infesting IST too
        Gojo will return and mog the shit out of that fraud

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lost to toji
          >gave megumi brain damage
          >didn't fk utahime (died a virgin)
          >made sukuna unbeatable for the rest of the cast
          >failed to save his best friend
          Gojo was a cuck who accomplished nothing

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >lost to toji
            came back and mogged him when became enlightened to RCT
            >gave megumi brain damage
            UV only hit his soul, Megumi will be fine and Sukuna can probably restore his brain eventually anyways
            >didn't fk utahime (died a virgin)
            will creampie her at the end of the series when he returns with an even deeper understand of Jujutsu (as the metaphorical Buddha)
            >made sukuna unbeatable for the rest of the cast
            Unbeatable for now, he will return and win (like he promised)
            >failed to save his best friend
            after he kills sukuna he'll properly bury his friend

            trust the plan. Kekshitmo was but a herald for the return of the Enlightened One

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't thinks humans can even hurt bears outside of the obviousl sensitive bits like eyes, mouth, genitals..etc A bear could probably kill half a dozen humans before tiring out then what are left manage to gouge it's eyes out or something

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tranime
    have a nice day

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      anime website btw

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What if the gorilla had a spear?

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bear will destroy

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The bear, end of.

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before the advent of the gun, Native Indians considered the grizzly bear a man eating monster and to kill one would've made you a legend within the tribe. Before the advent of the gun, local tribes in Africa would regularly hunt gorillas for sport.

    It's no contest.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about sabertooth tigers and giant cave bears of old? Did african wild beasts used to be bigger?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >local tribes in Africa would regularly hunt gorillas for sport.
      They also hunted and ate Black folk

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What beats a polar bear?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      elephant
      orca
      walrus

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lions and tigers hunt elephants, i bet orcas just frick with great whites because sharks cruise around by the ocean floor not the surface aka they eat dead ones, sharks are cooler walruses are probably afraid of sharks.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bears are cats

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not saying I would win, but I could survive an encounter with any land mammal unarmed.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Gorilla would only win if he used a long blade - then he could kill the bear. A pack of Tigers would also pulverize a bear. One on one there's no chance.

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