>you're not a true man if your coffee isn't dark and strongly bitter
>if you're sweetening it with milk you're gay
That does not make any sense.
Coffee is the best stimulant out there.
Milk is a superfood that should be present in 100% of diets.
Why is mixing them supposed to be a bad thing?
This is supposed to make coffee even better for you.
Anything that tastes or feels good is goy sedative. The only pleasures allowed here are the higher pleasures of deferred rewards and embraced suffering
>he's addicted to deferred rewards and embracing his suffering
take the moderationpill
>he doesn't take the small pleasures in life with a smile and gratitude
not gonna make it sir
sorry to spike your dopamine with a (You) but based
It is just an anime trope anon. Young anime girls drink black coffee to seem mature, while actual mature characters don't feel the need to drink it black.
Real men chew on caffeine pills. This scares the weak effeminate poser.
real men take a whiff of their 1 kilo of 100% pure caffeine smuggled from China
China only needs out tea leaves, you got scammed
I'm a gay and drink black coffee.
shit now coffee's gay, just like all colors are
>Milk is a superfood that should be present in 100% of diets.
i have never had a glass of milk in my life
>i have never had a glass of milk in my life
Tell me you are a manlet without telling me you are a manlet
I'm brown (spanish, amerindian and MENA admixture) and I can drink more than 2L of milk everyday. I would drink more if I werent so poor.
Why do you incels try to feel superior over the stupidest of shit?
How brown are you?
No? I'm not a baby cow.
And I'm not a fox but I'll still enjoy some chicken. Why won't you drink the milk
I'm a herbivore
So are cows
I don't need to be a true man.
top right is me and I am fine unless the milk smells sour and then I get the shits
because your mother dumped you in a dumpster
I drink espresso, nothing else
if you think it's "icky" or "bitter" or prefer it with a milkshake, I think less of you.
ok
>the daily “caffeine addicts try to justify their addiction” thread
Daily reminder that coffee spikes your cortisol, inhibits collagen production and fricks your sleep
It also lowers all cause mortality from everything from cancer to heart disease and is neuroprotective against Alzheimer's
>SSSIIIIPPPPPP
It's how idiots ego-identify with labels
>superfood
that term is stupid. There is food and there is trash food. Food is supposed to be good for you. All the processed garbage we have now that is harmful and yet is eaten regularly by millions makes actual food look super but there is nothing remarkable about dairy that I can say I can't live without.
As for your question, OP, the problem with adding stuff to your coffee is that it cancels out most of its health benefits. Sure you still get the caffeine and the flavor, but if it's raw coffee then even better.
What about if my coffee is black and salty? I need to add salt to it because my blood pressure is always too low and if i dont eat salt i feel like a zombie. Caffeine does nothing to me by itself
Very weird tastes but if it works to you, then it is fine I guess
Americans are obsessed with performative masculinity like this.
Coffee is a bullshit poison that we're socially conditioned to consume.
It reduces blood flow to the brain and skyrockets your adrenaline, wearing down your heart.
It destroys your circulatory system and prevents REM sleep. It causes stomach ulcers which kill people.
The poor sleep resulting from consuming it (even if only in the mornings) kills your gains and ages you extremely faster.
I struggled to quit it until I read pic related. Then I realized 90% of the symptoms of the withdrawal are psychological. Quitting it is extremely easy.
I went through like 2 days of a mild headache and then realized I didn't need it for energy. It only gave me anxiety and prevented me from thinking clearly.
By the second day my bad body odor disappeared. I used to have a strong sweat odor that didn't really go away even if I showered or used deodorant.
As soon as I quit it immediately disappeared. Turns out that the stress/anxiety chemicals make you sweat to get rid of the poisons through the skin.
I could now be 2–3 days without showering (which I never did before) and I wouldn't smell bad.
I also used to have a heavy dandruff problem in my scalp which basically disappeared the first few days.
My skin also cleared, and I started having a more "live" skin color. Less pale and sickly looking. My dark eye circles also started getting smaller.
Never trust anyone peddling caffeine in any form. They're deluded, addicted or misinformed. Try quitting it yourself with the book and you'll be glad you did.
://cheap-health-revolution.com/healing-diet/caffeine-blues.php
Also, if it tastes bitter and disgusting it's for a reason. Drink it without milk or sugar and you'll realize that you would never in a million years drink that disgusting black water if you weren't socially conditioned to do so.
nope not clicking this schizophrenic blog when real studies exists
>https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/full/10.1161/circulationaha.113.005925
coffee is a godsent for heart health, simply the best
Studies are bullshit propaganda that only gullible people fall for.
Meta-analyses like the one you posted are especially a joke, since they only look for statistical correlations and never ever explain the cause-effect behind them (because they can't).
They are as unscientific as it gets. You can manipulate and cherry-pick the data that will get you the result that you're looking for, and that's exactly what they do.
No intelligent person trusts studies today and for a good reason. Only midwits fall for this poor excuse of proof.
literally plenty of evidence out there
coffee consumers have less heart related issues and lives longer
no schizo rambling is going to change reality
>if I repeat the lies I use to justify my addiction I'll sound smart
Yeah, keep consuming the toxic bean juice. Couldn't care less.
Cute e-girl, however, coffee is already delicious and you don't need to put anything in it.
People are morons, that's why. Eat and drink whatever you want aslong as you stay healthy.
Coffee only needs milk because it tastes bad, unlike tea.
Imagine being so cucked you drink something BLACKED
good thread