1: your favorite lift
2: how many times a week you eat your gfs pussy
I'll start:
>overhead press
>every day
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1: your favorite lift. 2: how many times a week you eat your gfs pussy. I'll start:. >overhead press
>Squat
>I want a sugar daddy not a gf.
>ohp gays are addicted to estrogen
>Reverse grip barbell row/close grip OHP
>Never, eating pussy is for homosexuals
Wrong
>Never, eating pussy is for homosexuals
breasts or gtfo
>fellas is it gay to engage in sexual activities with a woman ?
This is you right now, it's not that you don't want to it's that you can't, don't kid yourself moron
I love these homies like you wouldn't believe
frickin based
>calf raises so I get to mog the entire gym
>lol
The Romans considered cunnilingus to be gayer than fricking another man in the ass.
And look where that got them
1000 years of dominance?
All just to be dismantled by barbarian gigachads and their mustache riding blonde stacies, you just typed english b***h
>English is not almost half composed of Latin/Greek source words
Okay
still not latin
>Roman dog trying to claim Greek achievements again
Name a more iconic duo
They also all pooped together in a big room and wiped by using a communal sponge on a stick
Frick i hate when some ~~*authoritative source*~~ will just spit some shit and everyone mimics it like its gospel
This isnt real you moron
You're on par with 'fat women used to be considered the most desirable'
Yeah I'm sure ~~*Seneca*~~ was just trying to frame is own people in a negative light
You fricking moron, you're on par with a fat incel who read a fake Marcus Marcus Aurelius quote and based your personality off of it
Are you israeli?
Did you just take the entire meat of what was said and make it about a stick to try and slam a point...?
kwab
kek btfod
Ahead of their time
>tricep rope pushdowns
>i only have exes
literally the shittiest tricep exercise
This, doing them with a cable ez bar regular and reverse grip superset is kino tho
What's reverse grip do besides give you wrist pain? How stupid.
it works the other head wristlet
Push excs are king, doing them 1-2 times a week
>expecting twins in 4 months
it also works forearms
king
dyel
>barbell row
>my wife rarely touches me anymore
Im not a fan of the almost vertical barbell row. I like the way Arnold does it. More bent over and with more cheat. Really stretching that back
Long story short my wife wasn’t fricking me because she convinced herself that I was self improving myself to replace her and that withholding sex was the only way she could keep me “trying” to be with her. So I just had to start raping her
She just always says she’s tired. Sometimes I can get my dick sucked though.
>tired?
>alright babe get on your stomach and let me rock your world
>tired
oh no, who's gonna tell him?
I don’t think it’s that. She was a virgin and never had a boyfriend until she met me at 24–she literally never kissed anyone. I think she honestly doesn’t care about having sex that often; she says I stretch her out even (I’m not even that big) and that it can be uncomfortable sometimes.
It’s true though. You can believe it or not, I don’t care.
More concerned with you believing her
Everything about her virginity is undoubtably true.
Maybe my conjectures after that are wrong, but I don’t think so.
Lol either you're not getting her going enough to want it i.e. you expect to stick it in cold like a dumbfrick or Tyrone's giving it to her, I mean you said yourself she's had no other dick in her, women are prostitutes after all.
Trap bar deadlift
2-3 times a week
OHP and 0(I’m a blackcel)
>I’m a blackcel
You say that like it's stopping you
>I like OHP as well
>don't have a gf currently, but eating a girl out until she's about to cum, stopping, then fricking her until you cum is how they catch feels, pro tip
Don't you just make her cum with your dick then? Or is that the point?
yes anon, that is the point
can confirm and finger her ass while you do it
Why would anyone take sex advice from a maidenless coomer such as yourself?
>bench
>tfwnogf
Jefferson Bulgarian Deadlift
Wife refuses to let me eat her pussy but maybe 2-3 times a month I’ll eat it while she sleeps
Based and cannot-rape-your-propertypilled
>bench
>never had a gf
>OHP
>whenever she showers and i haven't already filled her to the brim with cum
>OHP
>I don't do that. I don't want to
Back squat
Less than 1, she views it as a submissive position of a man and it turns her off.
it is tho
weighted dips
havent felt the touch of a woman since 2019
>squat
>tfw no gf
>diddy
>0
last time I ate her pussy was like a year ago bc that was the last time she shaved it
hasn't got the message yet or maybe she just doesn't like oral that much
fine with me anyway, bush is nice in its own way just not good for licking
hex bar squat
i only have a dog
>Pull Up (assuming it counts)
>As often as the wife allows
Women truly have unlimited excuses to avoid sex, even when you expect nothing in return. Kids are great, but they are also libido killers for their mothers, especially when young. They get trapped in a bad mindset.
>real cuck hours
It’ll happen to you too, assuming you make it to this level.
>have kids
>they’re great
>but they’re also work
>wife wants to be pursued
>ok
>pursue wife
>by the time her requirements are fulfilled, she’s dead tired
>wonders why I choose to do more productive things than pursuing her
It’s a phase that I think will pass because, to be fair, my six month old son has been a raging pain in the ass for most of his life, my wife taking the worst of it. To get laid, you have to distract women from all of the stupid, negative fixations in their mind (“too tired” / “touched out” / “don’t feel sexy” / etc.), and that is not a small task in this case.
>Zercher deadlifts
>I'm not letting no succubus steal my wizard powers away
> squat
> 0.5 times a week.
Lat pulldown
Don't have one but for my hypothetical gf (her name is caroline) two times a week
Back extension
Haven't eaten pussy in like 2 years
>overhead tricep extension
>Never even held hands with a woman
>weighted dips
>I have never gotten my mouth near my fiancee's nasty pussy in the eight years we have been together
>bench rn because I'm actually making progress finally
>I don't do nasty shit like that
Rear delt flies into lateral raises (cable)
Every single time I am with her in private.
>le hpv
If you are not ivermectinmaxxing since the COVID days, you are ngmi. Ray Peat carrot salad is on the normie sphere as well, you have to be moronic to become sick in the current year.
>Lat pulldown
>I don't have a bf to eat mine
my standards are pretty fricked tbh I need to change them but I can't find myself attracted to men that don't meet my standards 🙁
(No I don't care about height)
how big is your feminine benis?
>IST troony with high demands
These losers expect to get blowjobs but won’t even go down on their gf lmao.. I bet you losers don’t even kiss your girlfriend to taste your cum on her mouth after she blows you
We’re not asking for a fair deal dumbfrick. Eating pussy is disgusting
trying sucking a wiener then homosexual
Are you illiterate?
How did he type that post if he was illiterate anon? Cmon use your head
I mean I do..shits not gay if it's your own cum, r-r-right, plus its hot af
Hey powershitters
Notice how his elbows are tucked in and he's not even moving his back
Yeah interesting isn't it
>Snatch
>Implying
>curls
>eating pussy is for homosexuals who submit to women. Frick her and have her suck you dick, but never eat that filthy box
Eating pussy is submissive and gay as frick
bench press
once each week; let the b***h crave for it
that's how you get throat cancer
>Dumbell shrugs
>I have never seen a vegana
>ohp dyel is a low test submissive beta cuck
Color me surprised
>deadlift
>I only frick hookers
> Smith incline bench
> I have been single for a year and it is suffering
>Curls
>Never
1: deadlift
2: never touched a pussy
30y/o never had sex or a gf
Zerchers
I eat her out every time she showers, unless she's on her period. I don't think it's gross, I just don't like the taste. I'm trying to condition her with a Pavlovian response to shower more. It also usually winds up with me being able to get a quick nut in there as well. More showers = more nut.