>2 sprays and the whole gym smells like heaven
>women walk after you asking you what the frick you are wearing
Yeah, I am thinking this is the white supremacist's scent
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I wear Sauvage. Confidence is key
As-Salaam-Alaikum brother
Salam.
This.
Yeah, a Lot of people wear it. But why should I cancel Something good only because a Lot of people use it..but keep in mind you have to know where to wear it. I am for example have the advatage that at my workplace (MINT Institute) No one of the men wears fragrance to Work. So i can wear literally any good Parfume and get compliments. Got good resonance so far for Dylan blue and my absolute Favorite Versace the dreamer. Will Test soon sauvage edp.
>smelling like a north african with a 318i
Perfect. We love black women.
>I wear Sauvage
if you wear sauvage in 2023 just go ahead and have a nice day. You know you're an npc right? You know you smell exactly the same as every other dweeb and nerd and minority across the world right? Do you have an actual soul? Are you able to make any decision for yourself? Or will you always follow the heard? It's a SMELL. The least you can do is branch out and find something unique to yourself. Are you capable of making a decision on your own without the youtuber masses telling you what to do?
>follow the heard
you heard me
what?
I know it's contradictory to your post and I'm a different poster, but I don't know shit about colognes, post some esoteric ultra-masculine shit that's rare. I'm new into the world of smellyshit, only reason I started was because my boss literally pulled me into the office and told me I smelled like a bum even though I had some good deodorant.
You probably don't shower often dude. If you want good office fragrances though, Hugo Boss: Bottled Infinite 86$, Versace Blue Jeans 26$, Prada L'Homme 90$, Nautical Voyage 24$, Dolce Gabbana Light Blue 80$. These project, but aren't axe tier and they're pretty fresh smelling. Maison Margela Clean Linen & Bubble Bath are good, bit cost 100+, or you can settle with the travel version.
BLUE JEANS? lmfaoooooooooo
Blue Jeans is a good office fragrance. Are you nose blind?
Bro deodorant goes on your arm pits, you know the rest of your body produces odors too right anon? Are you a grown man not showering daily anon? It’s summer time anon, you can skip showers in the winter but if someone at your job has to tell you you stink cologne is not the answer, personal hygiene is.
looooser.
imagine not dousing yoruself in samples of unum lavs from luckyscent lmao
>2 sprays and the whole gym smells like heaven
>women just fall on thir knees and start violently take down your pants just to taste the wooooo
Turkish hands wrote this post.
Prada Infusion d'Homme is a superior gym scent
>Turkish hands
I don't get this, but MENA men and women alike always put on so much perfume that just standing near them makes my throat itch and eyes water.
Why are they like this?
I never used cologne, which one should I buy for dates and such?
Armaf CDNIM Limited Edition - all year round
Le Male Le Parfum - winter time
Cope it smells like synthetic garbage. I own one and I regret buying it. You get the original Creed aventus which is really good quality but because of the constant reformulations its not worth it. Around 300 bucks for a bottle that lasts max 5 hours no ty.
Dont listen to that anon he has shit taste. First tell me what smell you like. ( example: Fresh,sweet,citrus,woody etc).
Same question, i help you further
Give me a good, median-priced woody one O cologne wizard
buy colognes for yourself, not to impress dates.
if you like the scent and a woman finds that scent nice then that is a plus and something you can share in common.
some of my favorites are Prada L'homme l'eau
tom ford noir (2012)
my first cologne was bleu de chanel which is a good place to start off. just go smell some samples and figure out what you like. I own armaf CDNIM and it, in my opinion, is just okay.
It's impossible to communicate smells over the internet, so you just have to gory some in person. You can stand at the scent counter asking to sample one after another like an autist, or you can just go to the dollar store and get one of each color, then look online to find out what are the top and bottom notes in each, and go from there. What you definitely should not do is blindly drop $50+ on your first scent based on a recommendation that you read on a Manx tallow rendering symposium.
*go try
Look up "You Will Forget What Has Happened Until the Appointed Time"
>You Will Forget What Has Happened
That's called GHB right?
kek I bought this because my cousin told me it's a knockoff of that wildly overpriced Aventus Creed shit. I got a few compliments on it, nothing crazy.
>$100
Valentino Uomo
>On a budget
Bath and Body Works Bright Christmas Morning
Cologne is the most opinionated product in existence though. There is no correct answer.
>There is no correct answer.
The correct answer is "buy packs with a bunch of samples and try one a day until one is clearly it, you'll know"
I alternate between that and the prada luna rossa black for dates. Women have complimented me on both smells. You want somethign distinct but not overwhelming. However, you never want to smell like axe. Frat house is not a good fragrance
checked and based, i wear this everyday, i find it doesnt last long but it smells great
If I had to pick only one I'd pick Versace Eros. Versace also sell sets with 4 different fragrances if you're a poorgay and need some diversity
Jaun Paul Gautier the white bottle is floral the blue is a bit more manly.
Paris Hilton for Men blue bottle. Don't let morons try to convince you to spend more than $50 on a cologne. Go to the store and smell it.
checked. saw some post here about a guy that worked out with a ziploc around his balls, collected the sweat, mixed the compound with water, and used it as a light cologne. He claimed that humans detect pheromones subconciously more than we realize, which I agree with, yet his experience that women were attracted to him and men despised him are untested. Will get back to you shortly.
Got u senpai.
Don’t buy a cologne for women, buy a smell that YOU enjoy and women that enjoy the same smell will enjoy you. Smell is an important factor in romantic relationships so if they don’t like the scent you do its less likely to work out.
Find a website that sells samples, pick some stuff to try, grab like $50 in samples, note which one you like the most, buy that as your go to.
Personally I tried a lot of smells and chergui was the only one I really liked so I wear that year round. I’ve never had a girl tell me they disliked it, most compliment it.
the most important thing about cologne and scents in general is that they need to suit you. if you were a famous scent and it doesn't match with you at all it just falls apart.
you should get a couple of different scents on a fragrance site that sells samples so you can experiment. trust me, its easy to want Sauvage or something but it might not suit you. there are skinny scents, sporty scents, fat scents, etc.
please buy multiple scents of different "vibes" and if you like one go on to IST and go to the fragrance general and use their resources to find similar scents and to find things that suit you. a lot of this post was redundant but I want to drive it into you that you need to experiment.
Axe Apollo scent. Anything else and you're trying to smell good for your boyfriend.
Pic related, wearing fancy cologne will get you a similar experience
tell us more about that one time you got to fingerbang a chick anon
Polo blue always closes the deal
>wearing perfume to the gym
Holy frick you're all gays
>not wanting to smell good
ok pajeet, you reek
At the gym? No, i dont give a frick about my smell
That's what regular deodorant is for you fancy prancy poof.
Soap and deodorant exists for that. If you're wearing perfume at the gym you're probably trying hit on girls like a creepy gay
Ironically pajeets and arabs are the only people i smell using cologne to the gym, probably because they think it's a viable alternative to not showering.
You shouldn't have any kind of smell in the gym you fricking moron just wear normal deodorant and shower afterwards
>having any body odor whatsoever after sweating
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/science-nature/a-lucky-two-percent-of-people-have-a-gene-for-stink-free-armpits-2508106/
Pretty sure this is me
Could be, I have the same thing. Kind of annoying tbh because I've heard of girls talking about liking a man's musk and I've had chicks be visibly disappointed when smelling my pits and realizing there is no odor at all, even if I've been working and sweating all day.
I get jealous when I smell a strong BO on some dude.
lmao pajeets are the ones wearing perfume, polo shirts and israeliteelry to the gym in the hope of getting some bob and vagene.
People have lives and do other things before they go to the gym. Do you want everyone to go home and shower before they go to the gym?
You can shower at the gym before and after if you have that much of a problem with BO. You don't smell bad when you sweat unless you're diet is horrible.
>you're
pajeet detected
>Indian
Can you guys recommend some good colognes for a poorgay? Like $50 or less
microperfumes
I recommend John Varvatos xx teal. Easily one of my favorite daily colognes for the fall,spring, and summer.
I have been trying stuff out from the dua brand. They make nice copies of high-end colognes. I'm no fancy boy or experienced with scents but it is long lasting and I enjoy how I smell.
I went on IST and looked at their guide/flowchart to get some ideas.
Dua has been having 33 to 25% coupons going around lately so I would look for at least a 25% on their copies.
They have a bunch of options plus blends of each that will get you something unique no one else is wearing.
I like everything I've tried so far & everyone has their own taste but make sure to check out Havana for a great daily wear.
Cheers
Cum
Davidoff cool water.
Lalique Encre Noir on fragrancenet.
Grey Flannel is my go to
It's called a job
>club de nut intense man
sounds kinda gay tbh
I know I'll get a lot of shit for this, but chicks dig it when you smell like sweat.
Or at least the chicks who dig you will dig it.
Try it anons, you won't regret it.
that's due to pheromones and it's more that they CAN'T smell you when you're sweating that means they like you. If you can smell them it means you aren't interested in them.
I disagree.
I like it when women stink a little.
>Fricking this girl from Tinder
>Both make it clear it's just sex
>She's a psychology student
>Eventually gets so into me I'm the only one she's seeing
>Asks to smell me after workout
>"Frick, I like it" indicating that yep - pheromones match
Still remember that lmao, it holds true. Was using CK One at the time too btw, but I guess I have a good BO.
Which purse do you wear?
Green Irish Tweed or Spice Bomb or bust
Disgusting toilet cleaner spray. Get Montblanc Explorer instead or even Terre d'Hermes Parfum
>Yeah, I am thinking this is the white supremacist's scent
I think you meant Drakkar Noir
Unironically everyone tells me how I smell great whenever I wear this.
Got the limited edition too.
Do you fricking autists actually wear cologne at the gym?
Yes , Im not some fricking filthy animal....I don't want that everyone will stare at me because I stink..
>I don't want that everyone
hello ESL stinkoid, may I suggest the most basic of personal hygiene instead of coating yourself in industrial solvents?
May I suggest you enjoy the party and behave yourself , filth animal...
>won't shower
>doesn't understand sweat only stinks after it's marinated for a bit
>thinks chemicals+sweat stinking of curry is preferrable to the smell of freshly showered (white) skin
KYS
I only noticed people's smells at the gym if they absolutely reek of nasty BO or they've smothered themselves in some cologne/perfume. And the latter always smells like industrial chemicals to me. Staying clean and using deodorant seems like a better option to me.
I want to kill all of you perfume wearing homosexuals, farts are preferable to your endocrine-disrupting gas cloud
gross. I smell like baby powder and deodorant, good enough for me.
IST gays have more banter than you
also, crikey. people on ISTs are loosers with no money, why advertise shit that isn't 3d printed hentai dolls to them?
IST are a bunch of 13 year old morons.
>people on ISTs are loosers with no money
welcome newfriend! :^)
Yeah, doesn’t he know we are all rich guys?
I've been wearing Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme to the gym lately. It's so good, it doesn't project a lot but you have this clean and sweet personal bubble.
I hate Chanel's overinflated prices. Try Missoni wave
good opinion
This is the best one ITT. Everything else is unironically for homosexuals.
I just bought YSL Y. It smells fresh and clean to me which is nice generally, but especially in the gym. Let me know if any fragrancemaxxed bois have suggestions for next fragrance .
Try Y Eau Fraiche, smells fresher and cleaner with the same DNA
i like to wear le male be jean paul gailtier
>in b4 homosexual
This is my reletively modest collection of colognes
>mall shelf shit
Why not just get dollar tree cologne chud?
Based polo bro.
Smells focken awesome
Regret buying it. Smells like cucumber after 20mins.
>why yes, i bought these at the tax free store, how could you tell?
Lol, it's just missing the US ASSN polo club logo and my sides would be sended
qrd on a tax free store?
It's a store in airports without added tax on the products when you travel internationally. 3 out of the 4 perfumes that anon posted are probably among the top 5 most sold perfumes in tax free stores all over the world
oh i didnt even know that. kek, i got them all at walmart, walgreens and those cologne stores that only sell testers. i dont go to airports often
They smell great but just know that pretty much every man on the planet has wore one of those at some point in the last 20 years so they are considered super generic
im looking to expand my choices. next im thinking of getting bentley intense. apparently thats like a leathery rum cinnamon tobacco type of scent. which is much different than those scents. i kinda cheaped out and got the cheaper ones and in my quest to get a better cologne. i shelled out the cash for a le male tester. what would you recommend anon? for a cologne
are you me in high school?
Polo Blue smells like actual shit. Smells like a dumpster full of dead fish on my skin.
Polo black is based. I got so many compliments from girls while wearing that.
https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Armaf/Club-de-Nuit-Intense-Man-34696.html
one of my favorite smell profiles i might try it out
i used to be a retail wagie and arab dudes would come in smelling like they took a bath in cologne and it would linger for hours
now i refuse to use any out of fear of being that guy
This cologne was my red pill on fragrance snobs and the fragrance community. Holy shit - this stuff is overhyped. Smells like cheap cologne from the Middle East. I give it a 1/10. It's legit awful. Likewise, almost all of the other affordable colognes that fragrance reviewers recommend are awful. I'm looking at you Encre Noire, Drakkar Noir, Nautica Voyage, Halloween Man X, Versace Blue Jeans, Perry Ellis 360 Red, Guess Seductive Homme Noir, and Versace Eros. The ONLY cologne that I've liked based on reviews was Dior Sauvage EDT, and only that nutcase Jeremy Fragrance likes it. Everybody else in the fragrance community shits all over it as pleb garbage and try to sell you some overpriced niche fragrance that smells like crap.
i literally never even want to use deodorant and try to rely on natural showering to stay good smelling. but im finding im just stankin at the gym and the deodorant i use does the job, but i just... i don't like this shit.
am i dumb for not wearing cologne ever?
I have ultra-sensitive and acne-prone skin, and so I can't really use deodorant and scented soaps. And so I have no choice but to use cologne, or else I'd reek of BO and even gross myself out.
And you're stupid for avoiding cologne for no reason. Just find something you like, spray it once under each armpit, and enjoy not smelling like crap.
Versace eros smells good dog idk what kinda cope youre on and girls definitely like it
I think fragrances are a complete scam though guys. They are full of chemicals and other toxic bullshit that you absorb and breathe in AND they mask your natural pheromones which are way more potent and get girls horny AF
Versace Eros is good quality. But it's just way to syrupy sweet and immature for my tastes. I'd even feel self-conscious wearing it at 17, let alone 22+. But I can see chicks liking it. So if it helps you pull women, then be my guess. It's reasonably priced too for the quality. So it's not a bad option for men who like sweet fragrances.
For colder days: Zadig & Voltaire This is Him!
For summer: Missoni Wave
Eurobros pair it with Pitralon or Pitralon Polar resoectively.
And if you want to smell like a mariner get Zadig& Voltaire This is Him! undressed. Nice and fresh start. Ends up smelling like salty skin. Incredible fragrance.
if you use cologne you're effeminate as frick. the beauty industry wanted to make money off men and so they pushed cologne hard in media until homosexual males thought "omg i saw this big actor using it in this movie, he looked so classy, i need to get it!"
now you have grown ass adult males spraying scented liquids on themselves like a woman. sad!
can you read this post i just wrote, i feel like cologne is really lame but every guy seems to swear by it
no, most guys do not wear cologne at all and the ones that do only wear it on a special occasion (still gay)
simply get high quality deodorant that doesnt bother you. it must be aluminum free. old spice works good for me. you dont need anything more
i had old spice before but wasn't sure as i had no context of other men to give context, what are some good old spice scents? ideally one that will be good for covering up heavy workout
i use old spice prestige. the one that works best for you will vary for everyone. and just make sure that you apply it liberally, dont just do a quick streak, really rub it in
ok, like, no more than 2-3 seconds of application though right? or do you mean longer? thanks for help friend. frick cologne
yeah probably around 3-4 seconds per armpit. maybe 5. especially if youve got hair (which you should, dont shave your pits) and are gonna be working out, you need a good bit of deodorant to keep the scent in. and the thing about deodorant is you wont smell its scent. i see a lot of people think deodorant doesnt work because they cant smell it. its only purpose is to block your bad scent.
no problem
thanks
i thought aluminum was the reason why i would always get painful bumps after using deodorant but even the "sensitive" brands would still cause it while not even blocking odors well.
ultimately i got an alum stone and it works great + its a styptic so it can stop small cuts from bleeding
Bro, did you ever see that viral tweet collage of women spelling cologne as colon? Much in the same way that men love the lingering smell of female perfume, women also love the lingering smell of male cologne. My ex-girlfriend literally used to steal my clothes, lounge around in them, in huff in my old cologne like a pervert. They're attracted to it like a cat is attracted to catnip.
yes and women also love it when a man gives them roses, shows his weak spot, cries on their shoulder, treats them like a princess, etc.
oh wait, they dont
dont listen to shit like that because they dont know what they want, theyre just basing their romantic ideas off of the romantic movies theyve watched
raw male scent has attracted women for hundreds of thousands of years, flowery scents have always been associated with women
Literally hard debunked, women most consistently feel uncomfortable and nervous at the scent of a man. It’s why we spend so much time and money trying to cover those scents up, we evolved to identify each other through other senses and communication.
You’re moronic if you think women don’t like getting flowers, it is like the most basic gesture and most ppl don’t even do it anymore.
I made this girl I was seeing a bouquet for a date, she literally carried it around with her all day like it was a baby, she refused to leave it in my car or put it in her apt while we were out doing stuff. Sometimes I just buy bouquets of flowers at the grocery store and give them out as singles, that shit brightens ppls day hard, and gets you dates easy. When you kys I’ll put some on your plot homie.
nta but only works if you are tall enough
>Sometimes I just buy bouquets of flowers at the grocery store and give them out as singles
Based whimsical gnome anon
there’s a guy at my gym who’s a renowned sex predator who assaults the locker room before and after his workout with his shit ass cologne. Just wear deodorant ffs
>mixing perfume with gym sweat
have a nice day
only use scentless deodorant at the gym, keep the scents for going outside
Can you guys not wear cologne to the gym please. Nobody wants their nostrils infiltrated when these overpowering fricking scents when they're just trying to breathe. I've never met anyone that wore cologne that didn't overdo it, so frick off with wearing it to the gym you morons.
So what's the point in them thinking you smell good if it's just a fake smell? It's not YOU they're liking at all, it's a fake smell. Nobody is going home with you. It's like doing extreme photoshop on yourself and being so happy people compliment you on it. You literally just photoshopped your muscles.
This. Do they not have any idea what complete fools and douches they seem wearing stuff like that in a gym location. How everything thinks they're fricking jokes.
Nothing wrong with wearing a little scent.
A whole lot wrong with spraying that shit on after leaving the house and definitely including in the locker room.
Don't be 15 and wear 8 pumps of that shit.
One spritz behind one ear & use a cottom swab or TP to wipe it to the other ear. That's all you need and the only people who smell it will be you and anyone 6 inches away.
I’m with you but who the frick sprays it behind their ears?
I was taught to do one spritz on your bare chest and let it dry, and one spritz on your wrist, rub your wrists together, and then rub that on your neck/ lymph nodes.
This is where you sweat from, and when you perspire a little bit (at the end of the night when it’s time to kiss the girl, or when things are getting hot and heavy) it “reactivates” the scent.
This has never steered me wrong, it’s how I taught my brother how to put on cologne, all in all just seems proper with scientific reasoning.
yo this anon is right.
some of y’all don’t talk to your dads and it shows.
>rubbing the fragrance
absolute peasant
yeah, you don't rub, it destroys the smell and makes it so it doesn't last as long as it should
>t. actually sells perfume
btw you're all gullible morons going for these high cost brands when certain dupes are just as good, smell exactly the same and cost not even half as much
What does that mean it destroys the smell, what happens when you rub it
Broscience
smell is molecules
you rub it, you disturb those molecules
it's really a simple google search away and one of the first things you learn whenever you read anything abou smell and/or perfumes
>nooo don’t rub it!!! (Makes it last longer)
>>t. Perfume salesmen
Frick you shill I’m rubbing until the world blows.
Sell us some choice cheap perfumes Mr. Perfume Salesman
I used ears to approximate the side of the neck because all I could come up with was jugular.
The point I was making was you only needed one spray if you're heading out to hit the gym because it's not gonna have hours to to dissipate before you are working out.
Its ok to smell cologne from a few feet away at a club but not in a gym.
The way I was taught for going out was to spray the inside of each elbow, rub your wrist on each then rub the wrists on your lymphs. This keeps the strongest scent out of people's faces or rubbing off on others. You dont wanna smell a big whiff every time you have a drink. Spraying on your chest is so-so, imho. I think it will be more likely to get funky from your actual sweat. You release heat from the wrists, jugular....not a tons of sweat. That's what activates those aromatic compounds.
6 of 1 though so do what you do....just don't over do.
it's like clothes, nobody is convinced that it's not your skin. people (when asking about a smell) will ask "what you are wearing" using the same clothes terminology too. (unless it's a negative smell, then they will ask "what did you eat").
Women are much more sensitive to smells than men, and it matters more to them. but like also mentioned by others. don't bombard them.
>woman are more sensitive to smells
yes, and that's why the majority of them don't want to smell colognes
My cousin gave me a bottle of this. I like it, but he literally told me he got it from some sandBlack person with no taste.
I rub my face after shaving to sterilize any nicks with some Aqua Velva knock-off blue shit I find at Dollar Tree. If I have a beard, I don't even have the slight linger of that on me.
Bro don’t use aftershave, get some shaving balm, it does the same thing but it’s a soothing lotion so it will feel better, your skin will look better, and you’ll heal any irritation or razor burn faster
prada l'homme chads report in
That's one of my go tos. It's great anywhere
Been through 2 bottles. Russian dude from basic put me onto fragrances.
This a sauvage are the two nicest smelling colognes I’ve found and use. The aramis is what use every day.
I only wear this.
One time at a party, a girl was leaving with her boyfriend, smelled me and told me that I smell like Jesus Christ.
I wore it ever since.
I even got a date because I gave a cashier my number on a piece of paper but rubbed a little of this on it. She told me it was the deciding factor.
Citrus is king.
my go to, very subtle doesnt overpower and b***hes love it, tons of compliments
which website is this
Fragantica, was curious too and happened to stumble on it when googling a perfume
Natural pheromones> Cologne.
Just say you have a weak male scent
>i smell like shit but rationalize that it is intoxicating pheromones that get all the b***hes wet
Real Chads know if it combines well on your skin it just boosts your natural scent profile.
people laugh at you if you wear cologne at the gym sirs.
I bought OG Invictus 6 months ago and more than 2 sprays give me a cluster headache and when the smell settles it just reminds me of bad memories......
that means its working
Kek, I have this too.
I get compliments usually once a month. Feels good everytime, and reminds me why I spent money on it.
>wearing cologne to the gym to impress people
Holy frick, please have a nice day. If you don't do it, at least, never enter a gym again because you're a massive homosexual who doesn't deserve to lift.
>smelling like an arab
>white supremacy
I recently bought this to wear at my university and at my job. It seems like a /frag/ that you can use at all times. $100.
Use one million edp, even guys ask me which perfume I am using.
>one million
Lmao, you know why guys ask? because only guys think it smells good. It was literally a teenager fragrance that was extremly popular around 2015. It's time to get an actual grown ass mans fragrance homie
I am a teenager, and all the girls I have been with love it, I will get the fragrances shilled here if I ever want to get on with a single mother of 3.
>he doesn't smell like whale vomit and pineapple
NEVER, EVER, GOING TO MAKE IT.
op perfume is literally the cheap version of this scent
I used to wear this when I did PUA back in the day. b***hes loved it. Can confirm
people say only men like this one and women don't care
but of all of the frags i've worn this one by far gets the most positive out of the blue "what are you wearing..?" from strangers
have you considered that they might be asking so they don't ever accidently buy it?
no, i'm not autistic so I can read body language and moods
I don't use cologne I exclusively use a LOT of axe deodorant.
Idc tbh as long as I don't smell bad or sweaty
Currently liking Roja Oceania for summer. Debating on Elysium, Aventus Cologne, and The Noir 29. Waiting for colder weather to try out Marly Layton and to wear Naxos and Enigma more
>HEY GENTLEMEN
>does a roll into frame
>TODAY, WE'LL BE LOOKING AT THEES SEXY SEXY FRAGERANCE FOR YOU SEXY GUYS
>punches a hole into a brick wall
>NUMBER 1
>flips twice
>VERSACE EROS
>THIS FRAGERANCE GUYS IS SEXY SEXY, YOU SMELL LIKE FLOWER ON SUMMER DAY WHEN ITS ON FIRE
>tripple flips, grabs onto a wall, backflips and lands on his eyelashes
>THAT IS ALL GENTLEMEN BOOM
>I just edged before filming because that built up energy gives me so much POWER and makes me feel ENERGIZED
fragrance autist reporting in, for anons who want to smell good year-round and don't want to buy senseless amounts of smelly water (like I did, none of which I regret), try and look up fragrances that are labeled as "signature scents", they are usually very versatile and can hold themselves up in any weather or situation.
The best advice I can give is to have one warm weather scent, one cold weather scent, one date scent and one signature scent.
If you don't want to spend ridiculous amounts of money but want to smell good and not like every second homosexual buying boss bottled or some other mid-range mass appealing frag, look into clone fragrances - essentially big fragrance manufacturers are israeli enough to overprice their scents and some companies just leech off of them, create something that smells 99,99% similar for a fraction of the price. Good youtube channel for clones is chaos fragrance.
If you try and watch some youtube channels that inform people about frags, don't eat up the bullshit about "ladykiller fragrances" or anything like that. Wear what you like smelling. If you have garbage-tier personality and if you don't know how to behave, a good smell won't save your ass. Wear something that you feel compliments your style of dress and behaviour well and something that you like and ideally makes you feel nice while dressed.
I think the best inoffensive and versatile fragrance I've ever smelled is montblanc individuel, I don't have it but I had a small vial and loved wearing it.
Also, there exists something called nose-blindness, if you spray yourself and can't smell the perfume after an hour, there's a high chance it's still there and you can't smell it because you grew accustomed to it. Just have patience and don't overspray.
thanks fraggay. I use picrel. apparently it's collectable? it's sad because it's discontinued and I want to find a good clone of it 🙁
>spending more than $20 for perfume
As a male, why do you spend so much on beauty products like a woman?
>being a man means smelling like shit
Just say you're poor.
>spending $100 to smell like shit
no one cares about your expensive cologne, what they do care about is being fumigated by your awful scent. Walking into a building and having everyone smelling you isn't a good thing.
>needing perfume to not smell like dumpster
it’s okay just admit you’re a hairy shitskin
I get a headache feel from the original Le Male
I ordered D&G blue intense also voyage D'hermes
Here's the ultimate cologne-pill.
Next time you're at your GFs parents house, excuse yourself and go to the bathroom. Look for the cologne her dad wears, that is now the cologne you should always use.
so you're saying all girls want to be fricked by their dads?
Literally, figuratively, metaphorically and metaphysically they just want to be fricked by a father figure.
Listen to this anon if you want to be dumped out of the blue
Does anyone know where I can buy BBC musk?
>be moron
>ever since teenage years buy the chocolate axe deodorant
>don't care because autism
>going out with sister to try a korean place
>she smells good, ask her what she's wearing
>she tells me my deodorant is absolute trash and I smell like a poorgay
Damn bros, I thought siblings were supposed to be nice to each other
She was nice to you, she's trying to help you unlike those morons itt that say fragrances are gay or whatever.
AXE is especially shit too, even as a deodorant.
Only 90 iq brown manlets wear cologne here in france
And you'll do nothing about it lol, your whole country is 90 iq brown manlets
where did this meme that middle easterners are short come from
im 6'2, my brother is 6'4, tallest man in the world is a Turk (sultan something) and even the averages of muslim countries except south asian countries (pakistan, india etc) are the same as Europeans except like Holland
then how come paris smells like shit? 70% non whites
>wear roll on antiperspirant in underarms to gym
>underarm sweat makes it spread around in the air
>smells really good
I like sniffing myself after workout. If only I could frick myself
which one is that
Any non-pozzed (non-endocrine disrupting) types of fragrance shit you’ve come across? I use a few specific natural deodorants that have a subtle but pleasant smell but outside of that haven’t found anything really, the natural cologne/eau de I’ve tried weren’t impressive just some oils smelling like mosquito repellant.
No one? I just want to smell nicer for getting better interpersonal interactions by manipulating the other person’s senses to have a better opinion of me, without spraying on toxic unlisted ingredients.
What are colognes even made of?
There is a cologne that seems to be everywhere and smells very strongly of pine trees
And I fricking want it for myself but dunno what it is.
Everything that purports to be pine is not it.
Green Irish Tweed - Creed
Dior Sauvage literally smells like a pine cone
Lame ass thread. IMO the only acceptable smells to tone down one of sweat are that of baking soda and brown laundry soap. I still think it's acceptable going for other options if skin is sensitive to the natural high-PH stuff.
And if you absolutely have a need to use cologne, proper etiquette is to use an amount that no one can smell unless leaning in close to you.
when I was a grocery store wagie I had been lifting boxes and shit in a hot building with shitty air conditioning and was a bit sweaty
I then served a woman at the counter and she said "you smell really good, what are you wearing, [insert some expensive brands I can't remember]?"
I was wearing axe body spray
make of that what you will
Can I get thoughts on Oud Wood?
>caring about what women think
NGMI
wear this only if you're prepared to smell like a God worthy of wiener worship
Was great until mexicans found out about it
This one bro wears Louis Vuitton Imagination to the gym. Just smelled clean as frick.
Asked him what he was wearing because it smelled so fricking fresh but wasn't annoying
Turns out that shit is 300 a bottle, so yeah hard pass.
just wear deodorant
Stand aside, superior light scented non brown person cologne coming through
Profondo mogs
Is this you?
how did he go from this to this
Here to shill toy boy (he does it for free)
For me, it's Eros. I love the smell of it, my autistic girlfriend loves it. I don't want to smell of whiskey homie, sauvage and acqua di gio and most of the other mainstream ones smell like shit (40 year old bald men).
anything else is for gays
smells like leather and gasoline - quite good at picking up women with absentee fathers
based fahrenheit enjoyer, one of the few good frags out there.
I keep hearing good things about this one. might give it a shot.
picrel is my go to. Love a good musky scent.
good one but expensive
I like this fragrance but my gf hated its top notes so much that she moved her head back in disgust. she has a sensitive nose which is sad because I really like this one. Maybe she'll have a different reaction of i try it in winter?
i eat raw garlic and smear some of the juice to mix with my pheromones
Old Spice.
That is all.
>moggs you for 40$
>Encre Noire reformulated to shit
>Noire Anthracite discontinued
>Never got around to buying Oud Wood Intense and now it's gone
>Still smelling people wearing Sauvage everywhere
I hate the fragrance industry so much. Now I'm just rolling with Prada Luna Rossa.
Why would you pay $60+ to wear the fragrance of a homosexual designer who hates whites when you could smell like a real man for less than $10?
I got compliments for wearing this to the gym once.
I always thought that anything above eau de toilette is for when you are on a date or have otherwise zeroed in on a specific person you are trying to frick.
Just watch 12 Jeremy Fragrance videos.
None of you live anywhere where you need a super secret cologne.
I've never once smelled another man wearing cologne at any bars when I still drank, let alone Sauvage.
For me it's Sauvage, Polo Red, Giorgio Armani Code, and Monte Blanc Legend. I would like to add Stronger with you and Stercus for date night.
I forget the site, order $100 worth of samples.
>None of you live anywhere where you need a super secret cologne.
Speak for yourself homosexual
I notice on a daily basis now zoomers having so much cheap cologne on they can be smelled for a 40 foot radius
young men listen and listen well: you put enough fragrance on that only a person physically close to you can smell you.
>Eau de Toilette
real chads wear 10 good pumps of pic related
I used to wear this in middle school in the mid 2000s. Lmao
"I want that BOD" commercials were just enough for my understimulated child mind
I have bought this. Not sure how I feel about it, seems everyone is wearing this or creed now
why would you wear cologne to work out? you will get sweaty and need a bath after unless you are lifting like a woman
Tfw Nautica blue.
Tfw have had the same bottle with broken cap for years
Tfw occasionally push down on the stem for a lil extra smell
>Otherwise I only smell how I smell or what I've washed with in the shower
might try and pick up samples of everything mentioned in this thread
Does that bottle really have little faux gemstones glued to it?
Should tell you everything you need to know about the intended audience
>Does that bottle really have little faux gemstones glued to it?
>Should tell you everything you need to know about the intended audienc
IST is really brown now isn't it
Viral marketing threads get sage in all fields
>"Club de Nuit: For the man who wants to smell like a ballsack that has been roasting with pineapple over a camp fire"
I ferment my own sweat after a hard workout and use it as deodorant / perfume. Add it to some grass-fed butter and leave it in an airtight jar for a week, then take some cold pressed coconut oil and fill the jar. Let it sit for a day, then pour the entire thing into a blender. Decant it and add water to it, put it in an old bottle of perfume or whatever.
i love sauvage, prefer it over aventus.
aventus doesnt project, wears off really fast, your girl will smell it at the end of the night if she cuddles nose first in your chest
but sauvage you will smell the next day
if you buy eau de toilette youre a poorgay
parfum or nothing
I think I'd rather just smell like sweaty balls and farts than spend money to wear what is essentially makeup for smells.
>he needs "manly" perfume
My wife’s bull wears this. I can smell it on her for like a dell day after a BBC session.
Allure Homme Sport for daytime, Encre Noir for dates.
Cheap nasty clone of an overrated frag
Good, but everyone you meet will hate it. Not a scent that will appeal to others.
Lol. Autistic as frick but great choice.
Gonna buy a new bottle in a couple of weeks. My girl apparently digs things that are vanilla or cinnamon-y, so what would y'all recommend on that front?
this for gym yes or no
>waah waah don't wear frag in the gym
shut up pussy
pic rel
no clue how it smells. If it smell even remotely close ot Encre Noir, no. Encre Noir is brutal scent. You gotta fit to the scent, lookswise and clothing. Can't imagine how a sport version could smell, probably butchers the original.
>live in florida
>dylan blue has been my daily for years
>moving to the midwest soon
>no more year-round heat
>will only be able to wear blue scents in summer, maybe some spring
>don't know ANY cold weather frags
almost any at least, I'm gonna grab a sample of burberry london cuz I've heard good things
anyone got any cold weather recs?
Just do it.
t. midwest bro
cheers, I'll grab a sample
this is the gayest post ITT, which is already pretty gay
Friend I knew swore by these shits. Any thoughts?
2 and 3 are good, get blue electric version
>look up Bleu Electrique
>discontinued
pain
Nah u can still find it online, if u are from EU look on notino
i use 3 and my gf loves it.
First cologne I ever bought was YSL Blue - has a very clean, almost barber-shop type vibe to it. It smells good, decent for an everyday wear during the summer or spring.
soap and deodorant is all you need, everything else is homosexual
Smelling good leaves an impression on people
A good perfume can make you look rich and sophisticated. You will understand after a time
>can make you look rich and sophisticated
but then they find out you're not
For me, it's poverty.
My favorite over some fancy brands I've tried. I just love aquatic scents. Only downside is it's not super strong, but it does last
Recs for fancy brands?
As a rule if anything has any sort of solicitations about "this is the soap/cologne/shampoo/deodorant that REAL men use!!!!" Or anything even eluding to that idea I don't fricking use it. If they can't sell me on it without saying "the scent of le INTENSE man!" Then it's probably trash. Frick you guys are Black personcattle.
>eluding
Alluding*
>putting perfume for the gym
you're a woman
I just don't shower for 3 days and no deoderant
Surprised nobody posted the GOAT: La Nuit De L’homme by YSL.
Are you all homosexuals? Only pajeets and browns wear cologne to mask their shit natural scent.
I use this one. Got a few complements from time to time.
I wonder who pays for people to shill products on IST. Just posting xyz product then, "yep. This is the based white man's product, buy this one" and the entire company is ran by israelites
I am a very boring person.