I hate corporate Instagram homosexuals like you so much >I need to fade from bald to a 0 over 6 inches of head >my hair cuts take 2 hours >I need one every week >bruh you messed up my fade I can't go outside >I'll be back in 3 days for my edge up between hair cuts
You're pathetic. I bet you have at least one arm sleeved as well because you have no personality except what instagram told you is cool. And you drive a WRX.
You're really that fricking weak that you're gonna let that stop you? You know when people look at you, they're not examining you. They're almost looking through you. You know that experiment where the person is at the help desk being served by someone and the person serving them gets replaced really fast and the person being helped doesn't even notice? Nobody is looking at you at all. Youre like furniture to them. The only reason you'd think people care is because you're looking around neurotically at other people, which is a rare and pathological. Stop being gay and go work out.
And also, as a woman, I don't know that the frick a good fade is supposed to even look like. You look like a dude with short hair. That's it. Only other dudes would even know. And you shouldn't care about that, unless you're gay. You gay bro???
>you're looking around neurotically
Lol the quickest way to draw attention to yourself is to look around and make sure no one is paying attention to you. Literally just keep your head down and lift, it's what you're there for.
Fades or shaved sides are literally Black person hairstyles for Black folk
3 to 5 on the sides and some length on top and then parted to look like Johny Rico or you're not white
Expecting barbers to do some razor precise fade for $12 is such a modern invention. I want to go back to when we all just blunt cut it with a blade and then wore a turban over it.
If you want a fade go to a turk. In my experience, white barbers spend all day giving practically bald people buzzcuts and then I come in there with some complicated request. If you don't have any turks you're screwed because black people square your hairline off but are otherwise savants at fades.
That's not even close to a "3 or 5" on the sides. Maybe on the absolute bottom it's a 3 open. Also, they use hairpieces in movies for consistency and since hairpieces can defy how hair actually works.
Expecting barbers to do some razor precise fade for $12 is such a modern invention. I want to go back to when we all just blunt cut it with a blade and then wore a turban over it.
If you want a fade go to a turk. In my experience, white barbers spend all day giving practically bald people buzzcuts and then I come in there with some complicated request. If you don't have any turks you're screwed because black people square your hairline off but are otherwise savants at fades.
That's not even close to a "3 or 5" on the sides. Maybe on the absolute bottom it's a 3 open. Also, they use hairpieces in movies for consistency and since hairpieces can defy how hair actually works.
can confirm as a turk
we have nice fades, i always look fresh.
For me it's long hair to hide my receding hairline
Sometimes it takes me 30min to tie them properly
Also have to use hair spray so my hair stays in place if there's wind or anything
my mum ruined my hair about a month ago, took way too much off one side and the top left side of my hair was basically a flat surface. she couldn't fix it and no amount of gel could make it look normal.
she's cut my hair all my life, but to be honest my hair has never looked good, I just didn't care until recently, asked for a different style and above is what I got. next haircut I'll be going to a barbers for the first time.
however, I still went to the gym, because I am not a homosexual.
Wear a hat you spineless homosexual
Low IQ / nonwhite skull shape
effimate men are the cancer of modern age.
shave it all off and go bald to redeem yourself.
Is it ok from the back?
Bro you're girl already redownloaded tinder and your boss just started hiring for your position. It's fricking over
how can you have a good neck in OP and being a necklet in the other pic?
yikes
You look smol. Didn’t notice your stupid hair.
Damn now you have to replace the entire head.
some barbers really are just useless. And the worst part is you have to pay them for fricking you up
Kek you have a homosexual beard and care about your gay ass hair you homosexual
Why are arabs like this?
I’m literally white
Sorry buddy you're going to have to post pink nips to prove it.
what does a bad haircut have to do with lifting weights
bad haircut looks bad and takes your overall drip score down a significant amount of points.
no drip + lifting = incel
I'm sorry can you translate that from ebonics to standard english?
>If you don't have good hair while in public... J-JUST DON'T, OKAY!!!
>no drip + lifting = incel
Remember kids, "drip" is just a cope for not having a dad. Don't wear your homosexual Walmart chains to the gym.
More women are turned on by intelligence. Some girls like drip, well, they actually like money, but they think that "drip?" represents money.
but how do I show my intel without coming off like a gay
zoom zoom
Drip? As in STD?
just wear a hat, dude. Tf
Just shave if it is that bad
imagine being such a fricking homosexual that you care about how your hair looks at the gym
I hate corporate Instagram homosexuals like you so much
>I need to fade from bald to a 0 over 6 inches of head
>my hair cuts take 2 hours
>I need one every week
>bruh you messed up my fade I can't go outside
>I'll be back in 3 days for my edge up between hair cuts
You're pathetic. I bet you have at least one arm sleeved as well because you have no personality except what instagram told you is cool. And you drive a WRX.
You're really that fricking weak that you're gonna let that stop you? You know when people look at you, they're not examining you. They're almost looking through you. You know that experiment where the person is at the help desk being served by someone and the person serving them gets replaced really fast and the person being helped doesn't even notice? Nobody is looking at you at all. Youre like furniture to them. The only reason you'd think people care is because you're looking around neurotically at other people, which is a rare and pathological. Stop being gay and go work out.
And also, as a woman, I don't know that the frick a good fade is supposed to even look like. You look like a dude with short hair. That's it. Only other dudes would even know. And you shouldn't care about that, unless you're gay. You gay bro???
>you're looking around neurotically
Lol the quickest way to draw attention to yourself is to look around and make sure no one is paying attention to you. Literally just keep your head down and lift, it's what you're there for.
Fades or shaved sides are literally Black person hairstyles for Black folk
3 to 5 on the sides and some length on top and then parted to look like Johny Rico or you're not white
Expecting barbers to do some razor precise fade for $12 is such a modern invention. I want to go back to when we all just blunt cut it with a blade and then wore a turban over it.
If you want a fade go to a turk. In my experience, white barbers spend all day giving practically bald people buzzcuts and then I come in there with some complicated request. If you don't have any turks you're screwed because black people square your hairline off but are otherwise savants at fades.
That's not even close to a "3 or 5" on the sides. Maybe on the absolute bottom it's a 3 open. Also, they use hairpieces in movies for consistency and since hairpieces can defy how hair actually works.
It doesn't look bad, even if it did why not get a hat
Great, you have more time to suck dicks.
No one gives a single frick about your haircut and you in general.
Why would you ever get your hair cut by anyone who isn't black
If you actually let this stop your gains you weren't gonna make it anyway
Fades are so fricking gay. Embrace hair evenly all over your head. I've been getting "just a trim" for 33 years
Bobby hill lookin ass
What length?
literal fricking boomer hahahaha
can confirm as a turk
we have nice fades, i always look fresh.
Fades are so fricking based and raw and manly. That shit squares up your face so good. Goes good with big muscles too
Potato nig
I’ve never had a proper barber in my life. You don’t know my struggle
>paying for a haircut
clippers are like $30
Insecure loser
I don't understand, there's nothing wrong with OPs hair
For me it's long hair to hide my receding hairline
Sometimes it takes me 30min to tie them properly
Also have to use hair spray so my hair stays in place if there's wind or anything
ngmi
Luckily WW3 will soon be around and we can cull the zoomers. 10-20% at best are fit to continue existing.
my mum ruined my hair about a month ago, took way too much off one side and the top left side of my hair was basically a flat surface. she couldn't fix it and no amount of gel could make it look normal.
she's cut my hair all my life, but to be honest my hair has never looked good, I just didn't care until recently, asked for a different style and above is what I got. next haircut I'll be going to a barbers for the first time.
however, I still went to the gym, because I am not a homosexual.