>2023 halfway over

>2023 halfway over
I *AM* going to get a girlfriend this year, right? Y-you guys promised

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Girlfriends are annoying and suck up your time and energy. Just schizoidmaxx and you'll be happier.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not all they suck up aha if you catch my drift

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I seem to have missed your drift

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        what did he mean by this?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I seem to have missed your drift

        what did he mean by this?

        Your soul.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 33, I've already resigned myself to eventual suicide. The most painful part is how delusional my mother is.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pussy

      killing yourself is the ultimate beta move. Especially if you have family that cares about you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beta
        >considers suicide
        adds up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pussy

      killing yourself is the ultimate beta move. Especially if you have family that cares about you

      Yeah, you have to at least take out a politician.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will, these dubs guarantee it

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Women I am interested in aren't interested back
    >Women I'm not interested in want are begging me to frick and date
    Life is cruel

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just lower your standards. The best relationships are when you mog the girl. She'll drain your balls everyday out of mere gratitude.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm probably going to get jerked off, sucked off, or maybe even fricked by a qt indian princess tomorrow.

    If I can do it anon, you can do it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice but aren't they easy mode if you're white? I don't know what it's like on the other side, I've had 3 or 4 show interest but screwed it up. I need to either stop being schizoid or get to sub 12% bf and head to the beach, although i think the latter is easier.

      >t. Chadcel

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe, but I'm also tall and we have a some very compatible kinks, so it seems like a good match. There won't be any long-term relationship here though.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That said anon, I'm going to give you some serious life-advice: getting to <12% bf isn't going to give you a good personality which is the main thing you need to get girls.

          Ranked in order from most to least attractive:
          >Good personality; good body
          >Good personality; mediocre body
          >Bad personality; good body
          >Good personality; bad body
          >Bad personality; bad body

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of course you will. Don't believe me? Checkum

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You will, these dubs guarantee it

      ngmi

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not fitness related
    Not your blog

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ngmi

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    At this point I'd settle for a simple friend.
    I haven't talked to anyone outside of work or family since Christmas 21.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon I

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes (no)

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you lift? Do you go out often? If not, you will never get a gf, not in the next 500 years.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Keep lifting weights, bud

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not when you can't even count properly. Half of 12 is 6, we are almost at the end of month 5.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got one and it's literally not worth it. She's not even a b***h or anything, I'm just tired of all the energy, attention, and money they need.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are super overrated

      The female mind confuses it's own constant emotional neediness for flawless unrequited affection

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sure when I finish Charisma University it won't be difficult.

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