>2023. >people still dont understand carbs

>2023
>people still dont understand carbs

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get the picture. Whole potato is complex carb but somehow when you peel, cut and fry it, it becomes a simple carb? Who the frick makes these infographics.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i dont get how donuts are a simple carb, its made out of wheats and deepfried in seed oil while sugar glazings are on top
      Thats how moronic you sound

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can make fries in the oven, without adding any oil. How is that any more unhealthy than a baked potato?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Tastes like shit

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah but that's a personal opinions that doesn't do anything to challenge Anon's point. Eating oven baked fries is exactly the same as eating a potato, they're even better if you actually leave the skin.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            no oil air fryer fries taste fine to me

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Just put a little bit of oil. Just enough to coat the fires and leave a thin layer on the tray. An oil with higher saturated fat levels is better, like avocado oil. Also, parboil your fries with a tablespoon of vinegar for about 8 minutes before baking. They will be much better.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          We do that. Sometimes I like paprika on them the old lady likes rosemary.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am talking specifically about the potato/fries example. I take the potato and deep fry it in beef tallow. How does it influence the structure of carbohydrates in the potato compared to let's say baked potato of boiled potato. The added fat is out of the question since I am talking about the carbohydrates.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cooking does break down complex molecule chains.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Been consuming potatoes wrong my whole life. Gonna start eating them raw now.

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Enjoy crapping your brains out. Dont do it man. Do NOT.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Unfortunately/fortunately, polymerization of simple sugars into complex sugars like Carmel is also achieved by cooking.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because the skin has been removed and because its been fried in troony-oil...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just like how pic related works

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Eating bread all the time is pleb behavior
        Anyone who drinks soda regularly is a moron too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I totally agree, but the point is still that the so call balanced meal according to normies becomes junk food when you pile it up.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s an issue of processed vs unprocessed.

            Make your own burgers at home with fresh ingredients and it is 10x healthier for you.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody asked

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who has bread and juice with their supper?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You would be surprised. People think bread and juice are healthy because they are plant based.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because you’ve deep fried it in oil and added moron amounts of calories. Then you turn around and dip it in sugar sauce.

      https://i.imgur.com/J3zJX6b.jpg

      Just like how pic related works

      The problems with the typical burger meal is not the burger itself, but the soda and the fries.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Anyone who defends it is a moron. Bread and potatoes are still technically complex carbs doesn't matter if they are fried or refined or whatever. and fruit is simple carbs
      the person who made this infographic might have thought about IG or something

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        okay so if pasta and bread are complex carbs THE FRICK DOES THE DISTINCTION MATTER TO US?
        from all practical purposes GI is the only thing that matters

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Gi doesn’t matter
          Ciconbabyy

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's a chemical distinction that low-carbers thought was important for some reason. but it isn't really. boiled potatoes even though they are starch and tehrefore complex are almost like pure glucose the moment they get into your stomach, and from that perspective are actually much worse than fries or chocolate

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The ones in the left are cheaper

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sugar = simple
      Starch = complex
      Some foods have both

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        We can even go a step further. All carbs are just suger molecules strung together. The shorter the string, the faster it breaks down and spikes your blood sugar.

        Unless you are an athlete or a literal chimp swinging around in trees all day, you aren't burning through your sugar reserves fast enough to need simple carbs.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's npcs who have not the first idea what they are talking about. They don't care about actual biochemical and nutritional realities, but some quasi israeli/Islamic understanding of certain foods as "good/bad". These are the same idiots that believe pizza is an ultraprocessed food, despite agreeing that bread and cheese are each neolithic tier regular processed food.
      And if some American now replies to me about what he considers pizza, he should just hang himself.

      >i dont get how donuts are a simple carb, its made out of wheats and deepfried in seed oil while sugar glazings are on top
      Thats how moronic you sound

      moron.

      Because the skin has been removed and because its been fried in troony-oil...

      The skin isn't the only container of the complex carbs.

      Because you’ve deep fried it in oil and added moron amounts of calories. Then you turn around and dip it in sugar sauce.

      [...]
      The problems with the typical burger meal is not the burger itself, but the soda and the fries.

      >Because you’ve deep fried it in oil and added moron amounts of calories. Then you turn around and dip it in sugar sauce.
      Adding oil doesn't destroy the complex carb nature of the potato.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Pizza is healthy!
        You have to be Italian nobody else is in so much denial about food.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There’s no such thing as a complex carb. It’s a ketard delusion. The reason why “processed foods” are bad for you is because they add in shitloads of oil and/or sugar, often because doing so increases the longevity of the food. There’s a reason why twinkies last forever.

        >Pizza is healthy!
        You have to be Italian nobody else is in so much denial about food.

        >cheese
        >’maters
        >olive oil
        >flour
        What’s bad here again?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What’s bad here again?

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >cheese grease is bad
            Use a paper towel homie, or eat a style of pizza with less cheese

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Carbs are bad. CICO? That's a total meme. You can eat 10000kcal per day and lose weight easily with a keto diet. But 2500kcal per day with any carbs at all will make you fat. Woah, look at the time, it's powershitting hour! I am a real man who weighs 400 pounds, not like those athletic twinks!

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      moxyte

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      who are you quoting?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      CICO is fake

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        CICO is real.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          CICO is real but keto makes the CO go up and the CI go down.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh, the method to becoming a billionaire? Just make billions more than you spend
      -CICO mentality

      Human body is way too complex for CICO to be useful guidance for weight loss. Only people I know who promote CICO are the types of dudes who couldn't gain a pound of fat if they wanted to. These dudes love to act like experts on weight loss. They all have a story about a time where they lost 2 lbs in their sleep. Literally the epitome of Dunning-Kruger.

      Nutrition and understanding how different foods effect your body is the only real method to lose more than 40 lbs and maintain that.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I literally lost 50 lbs since Christmas with cico lmaooo

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Over half a year to lose 50lbs is kind of slow, anon.

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This image pisses me the frick off.
    >Carbs are short for "carbohydrates". Carbs are carbon molecules with a hydrated backbone. Carbs are used to describe polysaccharides. Polysaccharides are strings of monosaccharides. Monosaccharides are basic, simple sugars. Carbs contain many simple sugars that the body must break down in order to use first.
    >Simple sugars are termed "sugars" in nutrition labels and are appended to carbs. Carbs are basically long sugar molecules. Simple sugars are readily taken in by the body and turned to glucose for energy.
    >A "simple sugar" is a single unit of sugar. A "complex sugar" is a disaccharide, or a sugar with two sugar molecules stuck together.
    >A carb has no complex nor simple denotation by the fact it is a polysaccharide, a long chain of sugars that must be broken down.
    >There's no fricking simple or complex carb you fricking reprobate.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, frick you. The types of starch don't fricking matter, they're still carbs.
      Amylopectin is a branching, cascading chain of glucose molecules. Amylose is a relatively well organized chain of glucose molecules. They break down the same fricking way.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I kek'd. Have a (You).

      Plus you're right. Who the frick thinks fruit would go in the complex carb section over fries.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes, simple carb = sugar. but there are no real rules so sometimes its described wrong.
      also its funny how sugar is bad but carbs are good, seems dumb, its all sugar.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        like simple sugar bad but complex sugar good. how?? its the same molecule in the end, difference cant be that big

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >muh corporate art
      name one corporation in the picture, fricking moronic zoomer
      we used to call shit in op clipart, moron

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big sugar

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did they choose to use clipart of a battery?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think that’s an energy drink

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >still eating carbs
    Ngmi. A real man survibes on nothing but butter.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      This man is a genetic freak who can spontaneously regenerate his oxaloacetate stores.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Current year
        >Not being a cyborg
        Ngmi

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fruit is a complex carb

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are glyphosphates

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This just looks like processed vs unprocessed food

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      gmo vs processed

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the people saying to not eat carbs are fat
    >all the people saying to not eat fat are slim and healthy

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      McDougall looks moments away from death with no muscle mass and looks like he is on the verge of forgetting his name.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >McDougall looks moments away from death with no muscle mass and looks like he is on the verge of forgetting his name.
        enjoy that heart attack

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          not doing this again

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            >not doing this again

            • 10 months ago
              Anonymous

              Do you ever get tired of doing this, Moxyte?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Do you ever get tired of doing this, Moxyte?

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Some of the worst mental illness I've ever seen in my life.

              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 10 months ago
                Anonymous

                Show us your fave Jimmy Moore again. For old times' sake.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why is he roiding for that?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/eSzwWfm.jpg

          >not doing this again

          https://i.imgur.com/xjOaGTN.jpg

          >Do you ever get tired of doing this, Moxyte?

          https://i.imgur.com/6SofThs.jpg

          Kys Moxyte

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Show us your fave Jimmy Moore again. For old times' sake.

            Some of the worst mental illness I've ever seen in my life.

            Do you ever get tired of doing this, Moxyte?

            not doing this again

            McDougall looks moments away from death with no muscle mass and looks like he is on the verge of forgetting his name.

            You have an eating disorder.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meanwhile he windsurfs at almost 80 and started a clinic that helped thousands while people like Shawn baker sell supplements and yell "haha meat good" to pump up his own ego

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm really addicted to medjool dates now but they're higher glycemic index than sugar. Are they goyslop?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nature's candy. Having a few here and there is no harm unless you are nocarb shizo.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      all modern fruit are designed for maximum sugar delivery. genetic abominations. just dont overeat

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they're higher glycemic index than sugar
      Fricking rice has a higher glycemic index than sugar. Table sugar has surprisingly low gi.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >table sugar

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESL?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      have them after your cardio sesh and it's

      you do do cardio, right anon... ?

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen anyone with a decent physique that doesn't eat carbs. Simple as

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The complex carbs vs simple carbs dichotomy is food-pyramid-tier moronation. Honey contains "simple carbs" yet it's way better for you than whole wheat pasta. Also, fruits are simple carbs (AKA sugar), not complex carbs (aka starch).

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >SUGAR IS HEALTHY WHEN IT COMES FROM LE BEE!!

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally, yes

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          The amount you'd have to eat for there to be any positive effects from the antioxidants is so large that you'd turn into a diabetic or die long before you were able to eat that much honey.

          It's the same type of moronation that has alcoholics and mom science gays thinking that a glass of red wine every day is good for you because of the antioxidants in it. Meanwhile the actual antioxidant content is so fricking low that they would need to consume about 150 glasses of red wine for there to be any noticable effects, and by that point they're long dead from alcohol poisoning

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    JUST

    STOP

    EATING

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fruit
    >Complex carbs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just because you dont understand the terms doesn't mean its wrong

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's one half step above eating a spoon of sugar.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing I said is wrong

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2983
    >people don't understand anything and just agree with media personalities who also don't understand anything

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    stupidity is natures way of weeding out the idiots. let it happen. care for yourself, dont waste time trying to alter others shit diets, even if they listen they will never thank your or say you helped. human nature.

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    There isn't one single thing in this picture besides maybe the fruit that I would consider to be food.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    its actually crazy how many food religions there are nowadays kek

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >banana
    >complex carbs

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    This image is basically
    >Food fat people like to overeat on
    >Less tasty food
    Theyre all the same.
    The worst thing here is the sneed oil that cooked the fries and the donut

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    CICO schizos will never acknowledge that if you ate a calorie restricted diet devoid of sugar and carbohydrates you would lose weight faster than the same amount of calories but included carbs and sugar.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That’s not true thoughbeit

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is true, but it's just extra water weight from not eating any carbs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thermodynamics motherfricker, do you know it?

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright let me explain this for you morons in simple terms so you can understand it. It takes different amounts of time for your body to digest different forms of food. If you have a form of food that is easily digestible like sugar and you eat more of it than your body currently needs for its current energy usage, then that energy gets stored as fat. Slower to digest foods means slow-release of energy which is used to run your body while easy to digest foods means quick release of energy which is stored in fat.

    Calories in, calories out is still a perfectly valid concept, if you put on fat by eating a bunch of sugar and then fast, your body will burn the fat you stored to supply itself with energy. The problem though is hunger which is mostly reliant upon blood sugar levels. If you eat a bunch of sugar, then once your body is done storing it as fat, your blood sugar levels start to drop and you get hungry again. If you are still digesting your food though your blood sugar will remain higher longer and you won't get hungry meaning the person who eats foods that are "slow release" will end up eating fewer overall calories. Fewer calories in with same amount out =weight loss.

    So essentially it is extremely important to target foods that your body digests more slowly. Just look up glycemic index of foods for a rough guide.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you gotta confuse the muscle

  24. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If simple carbs are bad because high in sugar and low in fiber, then why don't 1kg sugar packets just get suplemented with like 100-200g fiber from psyllium husk or some shit so everything we eat doesnt cause diabetes anymore

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