>23yo. >55kg. >191m

>23yo
>55kg
>191m
how to gain mass?
and don't tell me eat more because that's impossible

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Post body. Skele party

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          just like

          https://i.imgur.com/xIqHmlj.jpg

          Literally me

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat less

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lift and don’t do cardio and eat peanuts

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't tell me eat more because that's impossible
    Pal, you are about to die if you don't eat. If your statement is true seek a doctor immediately.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously. This homie is 191m tall, over 600 feet, and he weighs just over 100 pounds.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    bro there is no such thing as creating mass without putting energy into your body
    you cant create muscle out of mental illness and denial

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but i cant literally eat more thats impossible for me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        then you will forever be that size

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Try drinking a few shots of olive oil or any other fat then.
        That will provide at least energy to keep you alive.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wrong. You are stupid.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My skinny-fit sister which mainly does cardio and is 170cm tall weighs the same as you, maybe a few kilos more.
    If not LARP you are medically unhealthy levels of skelly.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's that in freedom units

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      19550 trips to mcdonald
      250 bigmacs
      >distance from your mcmansion to nearest mcdonald

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      multiply by 2.2

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat more Black person

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      of what?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't you eat more? Is it a money issue ir something else?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not money issue. i can eat a full plate of meat n potatoes then i feel full yet cant get on mass

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh well try eating less portions but more often. Stio eating before you're full so you'll be hungry a couple hours later, there are a lot of stuff that are calorie dense try adding those to your diet, like peanut butter, avocado.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          *smaller portions
          *Stop eating before you're full

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are e aware you can eat multiple times a day, right?
        Your stomach will empty after a couple of hours and you will not feel "full" at all.
        That should be pretty obviuos.
        Are you moronic?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          i eat 3 full plate meals a day

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            How?
            3 full plates of potato and meat should be enough for anyone to gain weight.
            What kind of plate are you talkinf about?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              normal sized plates

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                holy shit you're a fricking troll lmao thanks for the laughs

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bruh... You are almost 2 meters tall... You are a freaking titan giant, your body need much more calories than a regular human being.
            Strive to eat 4000 cals or more daily at minimum. Add butter to everything, drink your calories, juice, soda, milk, shakes, w/e. Start putting a little more food in your plates daily and increase it slowly, you'll be eating a ton in no time.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >your body need much more calories than a regular human being.
              Not really. Every inch adds 50 cals to your BMR give or take. That's a 300-cals difference between a 6'3 lanklet and a 5'9 short king. Nothing a proton shake or PB&J sammich can't make up for.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        eat 2 full meals plus 2 shakes
        500ml whole milk, 50g oats, 50g peanut butter (~1000cal each)

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milk, oats, peanut butter, protein powder, banana, put it all in a blender, then chug it down. Do this multiple times a day along with your normal eating, if you can't do it wihile still eating then just make bigger shakes and drink all your calories instead.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >don't tell me eat more because that's impossible
    Sorry bro, besides being anorexic you're also moronic. Its really not that hard to eat 1-2 more meals a day or a high calorie shake

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a Nutella sandwich after every meal. After every single meal.
    In two months you'd've gained weight.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      really? it's that simple?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old friend of mine was 195cm and weighted almost as little as me (170cm / 150 pound manlet).
      He started eating Nutella sandwiches after every meal, dessert included. And he gained like 15 pounds in a couple months.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meant for

        really? it's that simple?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pro tip while eating: take a sip of water with every bite you take of your food, it'll help dissolve it and you end up eating more.
    Also, eat fast. As fast as you can. Before your body fullness sensation kicks in so that you eat even more.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dilute your stomach acid, the exact thing that breaks down your food
      ishiggity digitty

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >how do I gain weight but don't suggest the only thing that helps you gain weight

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you post body? 55kg at 191cm sounds impossible so i ask out of pure curiosity, promise no one will make fun of you

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    jesus christ 191 meters?
    you should be playing basketball not waste time with bodybuilding

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat more moron
    what do you expect to be the answer? just gain mass from osmosis or something? you have to eat to gain weight, there is no other answer

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    built like ONE from frankfurt, mirin hard

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gain mass
    >dont tell me to eat more
    shit bait

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    don't listen to these homosexuals
    if you could gain weight, you would have gained it by now already
    you obviously have health problems (most probably with your bowels/digestion, perhaps hormones)

    been there, done that, got gaslighted into "just eat more and workout", turned out my bowels are seriously messed up and there's not much I can do

    go to a fricking doctor and find your problem
    don't let them gaslight you into >muh diet and >muh lifestyle

    GO TO A FRICKING DOCTOR

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bhenchods please help me gain weight

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

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