>natural hypertrophy
why do you need an entire channel dedicated to say nothing works for hypertrophy if you are natty?
show pic of shrunken balls
https://i.imgur.com/Y8ms535.png
>shit genetics with narrow frame >ugly pubebearded chud face >his French flag in the background looks like he just wiped his ass with it >moron is so autistic that he ignores shoulder training to look like his incel anime character which makes him look even more DYEL >can't train for shit despite 10 years of lifting >claims he has 18.5 inch arms, even though peak Arnold had arms only 1.5 inch bigger than his kek >lazy and pseudo intellectual in his thoughts >has a shitton of food alergies preventing him from eating like a real man >constantly shills fake natties like: Bugenhagen, Bald Omniman and Geoffrey Verity Schofield >he actually called his audience stupid, he acted like if you don't think Bugenhagen is natty then you're an idiot >gets into e-drama with other e-homosexuals, making 1 hour rant videos instead of getting straight to the point and calling out bullshit
He's an idiotic midwit Nafri.
Guaranteed he's never read Berserk and has 0 clue how Guts actually acts and just saw some edgy panels and went "You're not Guts"
Wrong. He has now 4 videos on Guts, one in which he analyzes the story through a nitzschean viewpoint of Übermensch und Untermensch, also a video on Corkus which is very well done in the same vein of analysis, one where he goes over the Golden Age Arc and the last one is on his revenge arc tying into his upbrining and trauma he has experienced throughout the story.
Can you give a tldr on why it's shit? I cant see why anyone would object to wanting respectable numbers and a respectable physique
Focusing on the big three, especially with a powerlifting form, is suboptimal for hypertrophy since you simply lift to push weight as opposed to train the muscles you want to grow. Also you will spend a good amount of time training on your 1rm. In his viewpoint powerlifters usually just add on some half assed arm training at the end and call it a day and then they wonder why their arms won't grow. If you don't train 1rm and train with a wide variety of lifts while focusing on isolating important muscle groups, you're not a powerbuilder but a bodybuilder.
You will never be Guts Berserk. You have no insane willpower, you have no Band of the Hawk, you haven't slain evils. You are a gym nerd twisted by daddy issues and trauma into a crude mockery of struggler perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Chads mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your cringe avatargayging behind closed doors.
Anons are utterly laughing at you. Thousands of shitposts have allowed anons to sniff out LARPers with incredible efficiency. Even roiders who “pass” as Guts look uncanny and unnatural to a natty. Your inserts alone are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a black girl home with you, she’ll die of cringe the moment she hears a second of your trap anime workout mix.
You will never be badass. You wrench out an "intimidating" grin after every poor night of sleep and tell yourself this is going to be just another struggle, but deep inside you feel the cope creeping up like an apostle, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a life-size Dragonslayer replica, do an overhead press, accidentally smash your skull, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a background character is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably of a fodder soldier.
>Be Guts >Get raped by a black man >Start lifting so noone ever takes your ass without consent again >Skinny twink rapes your gf and you cant do anything about it his friends hold you down >You chop off your arm and gauge out your eye trying to escape but its for nothing >Twink comes along and kills all your friends and rapes your gf >You girlfriend is still non-stop cumming and moaning on top of the twink chads dick >G-Guts dont l- AHHH YES DADDY RIGHT THERE i mean... d-dont look b-big ones like this UGHHHH *eyes roll back veganal fluid fluid flowing down her legs* big o-ones like this hurt yours is perfect >The twink creampies your gf and gets her pregnant >You get saved by a wandering Knight >You take care of your pregnant and now insane from experiencing her first orgasm gf >You trian for 500 chapters to get your revange and protect your wife and your wifes son from the twink >Your wife regains sanity thanks to years of therapy >You get new friends >You start moving on from what happened >Twink returns as skinny as the last time >Kills all your friends again >Rapes your gf again >Your attacks are useless they just bounce off his perfect skin not even leaving a scratch all of those chapters of training and powering up for NOTHING >The twink lights your village on fire and leaves with your gf in his arms
Hes just like me...
How do i train to become like him...
Unironically what the frick is Guts son, I mean, is he Griffith or Guts child? Did the baby got pozzed from Griffith's cum while Casca was (implicitly) pregnant pre-Eclipse? Did he just became Griffith and fricking died or something in the last arc?! THIS MANGA SUCKS ASS
It's Guts dead ghost child whose decaying corpse was later used as a catalyst to rebirth Griffith into human plane.
I think it was at the end of the arc with Mozgus guy.
Speedreader, he is Guts’ Child because of the timing and skullknight said so. Griffith’s demon jizz corrupted the baby’s development. When the egg apostle ate the baby, the baby died but got incarnated into Griffith’s physical body.
Casca was pregnant from Guts before the eclipse and Griffith raped her into miscarriage. They say the demon fetus is drawn to its parents and it continually helps/haunts casca/guts.
>Be Guts >Get royally fricked your whole life from the moment you are born >Attached on the umbilical cord of your dead mother who was hanged on a tree >Get picked up by mercenary's sick wife who lost her child >Said wife dies and mercenary makes you, a 5yo kid responsible for it >Still lets you live, but you are forced to fight on the battlefield from the moment you are basically too young to fight on the battlefield >Mercenary sells you out to a pedophile in his team who rapes you and who you revenge kill afterwards, but not before telling you that he bought you >Be conflicted >Mercenary who raised you loses his leg in battlefield so now you are forced to bring in enough money for the two of you >He wallows in btter resentment and now really blames you for not only his wife but also for his leg lol >Tries to kill you but all you can do is defend yourself while in a deep conflicted shock >Other mercenaries misunderstand it for you having murdered him and try to kill you >You fall off a cliff with no one or nothing to live for as the wolves start to surround you while you are bathed under the light of the full moon >You think to yourself frick it just let them eat me, but your body moves on its own because fighting and struggling are all it has ever known for the whole duration of it's miserable existance on this earth >Lose all faith in humanity and become a lone wolf on the battlefield who can't let anybody near you because of your deepseated trauma
>Be Guts >Go from battlefield to battlefield fighting recklessly and flirt with death because battles to the death are your world and it's the only thing you know how to do >Never actually interact with someone cause humans are kill >Get attacked by mercenaries and defend yourself, but get taken out by their leader >Said leader saw your battle and wants you to join him >White hair blue eyes, face of a prince, possibly gae, but very skilled with the sword and above all else confident and charismatic >You fight it out but he wins so now you are forced to obey him because "Now you are mine." >Ok.jpg >Years go by and you become his right hand man while climbing the ranks >One could say that you two are something like friends >Have schenanigans with the band of the hawk, brown tombody who was the former right hand of the leader kinda loves to hate on you, Pipin and Judeau are based, there's also a kid, why is Corkus always nice to you when no one's around, you meet the literal devil or what appears to be one and he tells you that the leader will betray you and it will lead to your death before flying off... weird >After years The Hawks get into the big leagues >Nobles are against some albino from the streets who is rising in the ranks and that's the moment where the leader shows you that he is willing to go very far to reach his goal and plots the murder of a lot of the noble family standing in his way with you as his confidant >You do the dirty job for him and overhear him, while the tomboy also happens to be there, that he never actually felt like any of the members of his crew where his friends, but rather comrades because an actual friend is somebody who is able to live out his own dream independant of him and would even go against him if it were for the sake of his dream "For me to call a man my friend he must be equal to me in all respects" >Fellsbadman.jpg >You are forced to think deeply about what you have done all your life
>Twink returns as skinny as the last time >Kills all your friends again >Rapes your gf again >Your attacks are useless they just bounce off his perfect skin not even leaving a scratch all of those chapters of training and powering up for NOTHING >The twink lights your village on fire and leaves with your gf in his arms
I don't remember this
Yeh I’d never frick a Black person (twice) so I’m definitely not guts. I am however a famous actor which I won’t reveal to protect my identity but let’s just say I’ve been Neil Armstrong and a children’s toy named Ken
I just sit through half his video of shitty ramblings. Long story short big 3 are le bad for size and measuring strength as your 1RM on them is stupid. Then some ramblings about how much better RDL, Hack Squats and so on are than the Big 3. And some assumptions that every Powerlifter/Powerbuilders technique on these is shit to maximize weight moved.
Not sure where he is going and I am tired of it but he has just been rambling for 12min now bringing up these same points.
Can someone explain to a moron that isn't in the know why fit hates this guy so much? I haven't watched much of his shit, but what I have seen hasn't been bad or anything.
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[...] >shit genetics with narrow frame >ugly pubebearded chud face >his French flag in the background looks like he just wiped his ass with it >moron is so autistic that he ignores shoulder training to look like his incel anime character which makes him look even more DYEL >can't train for shit despite 10 years of lifting >claims he has 18.5 inch arms, even though peak Arnold had arms only 1.5 inch bigger than his kek >lazy and pseudo intellectual in his thoughts >has a shitton of food alergies preventing him from eating like a real man >constantly shills fake natties like: Bugenhagen, Bald Omniman and Geoffrey Verity Schofield >he actually called his audience stupid, he acted like if you don't think Bugenhagen is natty then you're an idiot >gets into e-drama with other e-homosexuals, making 1 hour rant videos instead of getting straight to the point and calling out bullshit
He's an idiotic midwit Nafri.
He's a hypocrite piece of lying shit. And a pseud.
Is that really it? That sounds like some golden age Tumblr reason to hate on him though.
>shit genetics with narrow frame
This is a plus to anyone watching that has shit genetics and a narrow frame, because he doesn't look bad >ugly pubebearded chud face
kek alright, but that's not enough of a reason imo >his French flag in the background looks like he just wiped his ass with it
same as above, unless you're French and take offense I suppose >moron is so autistic that he ignores shoulder training to look like his incel anime character which makes him look even more DYEL
memes aside m8 do you really think he looks dyel? He might look dyel by IST standards, but any normie would see him and think he's "omg so buff" >can't train for shit despite 10 years of lifting
Really? This I can't say anything to because I've only seen like 4 minutes of 2 videos, but is his programming shit or what do you mean? >claims he has 18.5 inch arms, even though peak Arnold had arms only 1.5 inch bigger than his kek
Weren't The Arnold's 22in or some shit? >lazy and pseudo intellectual in his thoughts
again, I guess I'll have to watch his vids but I don't really want to if they're shit, but idk if they're shit if the only reason is "they're shit" >has a shitton of food alergies preventing him from eating like a real man
lmao >constantly shills fake natties like: Bugenhagen, Bald Omniman and Geoffrey Verity Schofield
I saw some series of him shitting on Bugzz I thought >he actually called his audience stupid, he acted like if you don't think Bugenhagen is natty then you're an idiot
same as above, was that more recent or some shit? >gets into e-drama with other e-homosexuals, making 1 hour rant videos instead of getting straight to the point and calling out bullshit
okay I agree this one sounds gay, but honestly the rest of this was pretty unconvincing
It's because he's an annoying gymcel with a fascination with shitty anime who LARPs as a traditional guy and shills his videos here and has a large fanbase of ESL third worlders
eh, I just watched the video. there's nothing that "zoomer"ish about his content, he's an alright autist
also you have no evidence it's him who posts his videos here and not one of the thousands of shit-thread creating spastics that hang out on this site
Guts got raped by a Black person, had to watch while his best friend literally fricked Guts' girlfriend moronic, and is currently mindbroken because aforementioned friend stole aforementioned girlfriend again, after Guts finally succeeded in his years long quest to restore his GF's mind. And the man who drew all this died of the vaxx after years of depression.
Every time some idiot says "One life we must le struggle" I immediately know that they don't actually know anything about Berserk or Guts.
isn't NH the one who b***hes about you needing to base yourself on a fictional character's body? Holy homosexual
THANK YOU NH! NOW I KNOW I'M NOT AN ANIME CHARACTER! WHAT AN USEFUL VIDEO!!!
He copied this from another fake natty youtuber (such as himself) who said the people larping as Baki aren't Baki because Baki isn't about mindless bodybuilding but about performance.
gee thanks i really needed some autistic weeb to tell me that i shouldnt think im a 6'7 giga chad giga mogger ripped and invisible fantasy warrior with a full head of hair capable of wielding a 10 foot 100kg sword as if its a stick.
he regurgitates the takes you find on IST and IST pretending like he's the first to come up with these ideas. if you lurk these two boards you can see it. He has a huge ego and a mid physique, his routines are arbitrary that's why he's still focusing on his "weak points", if it took him 10years to discover his weak points he shouldn't be fricking giving advice in the first place. he's extremely weak.
> if you lurk these two boards you can see it
Ah well. I'm mostly a tourist, I drop in for a day or two of lurking every few months at best. I've seen some of his videos and he seems to make an effort to at least be analytically cogent.
dyels shouldn't give fitness advice, simple as. he has neither the physique nor the strength to back up anything
> dyel > give fitness advice
That is pretty much the modal ISTizen then.
>he seems to make an effort to at least be analytically cogent
he literally rambles about the same thing in circles for 40min to a few hours on every single fricking video. you have to be genuinely so stupid to sit there and listen to him endlessly jerking himself verbally
20min video about a single curl variation. This is what you're defending, you're genuinely double digit iq if you think the person capable of this level of verbal diarrhea could ever produce anything else
%3D
7 months ago
Anonymous
There are people who produce studies about simple exercises like this. Do you resent those people also?
7 months ago
Anonymous
This is not a fricking study buddy, why are you so pressed about this swarthoid? He's not a scientist, he's a decade long intermediate lifter giving fitness advice
7 months ago
Anonymous
Well whether he is a scientist or not is irrelevant, because you implied that incline curls are not a subject that deserve a 20 minute video - i.e. there isn't enough to know about them to justify that much content. Clearly that is not the case if there exist multiple studies about them.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I don't think you understand the moronation required to make this video. Even if you know everything about curling, there is just not enough content to fill a 20min video about the topic. It's fricking verbal diarrhea
7 months ago
Anonymous
So there is enough to know about them to justify the production of studies about them, but not enough to know about them to justify the production of videos? Just want to be clear if you're doubling down on this contradiction or if you think you see some way around it.
7 months ago
Anonymous
post the studies, get the abstract and put it in a text to speech then time it. i promise you it's gonna be a few minutes at most. and again he's not qualified to make the video in the first place, he has no rigor and he's an intermediate lifter
7 months ago
Anonymous
Well if you do that you may as well just read the studies. And besides, not everyone's experiences will necessarily be backed up by a study. I don't know whether NH is right or wrong about incline curls, and since I don't do that I'm not gonna spend 20 minutes to find out if his video is as good or bad as you say. But I think your stated reasons for disliking him are not the real reasons, because they are contradictory.
7 months ago
Anonymous
you keep repeating yourself about this supposed contradiction but it's not true. again get the abstract of your studies and put them in a text to speech, no verbal diarrhea i promise you it's gonna be a few minutes long at most. and the studies actually will have some rigor, he's an intermediate lifter after a fricking decade of training.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Im not the same anon but there is a huge difference between report and presentations. Not saying the dude in the video is a moron, he absolutely is. But presentations require more than just reading a few paragraphs.
7 months ago
Anonymous
how much more? the crux is 2-3minutes of text to speech data. Do you need 20mins of introductions? Why are you people so eager to defend this brainlet?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>Why are you people so eager to defend this brainlet?
I literally just called that moron in the video a moron. Get some better reading comprehension and try to understand what I am trying to say. Nobody does 3 minute presentations you idiot to put it quite plainly
7 months ago
Anonymous
>y-yeah he's a moron but don't you think you're being too mean?? It's not THAT bad, right?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>b..but its only 3 minutes
youre a moron yourself for arguing about nothing. at least im over here calling you geeks a bunch of frickin losers
7 months ago
Anonymous
>y-you're the loser even though im solving capchas to defend the honor of some swarthy dyel
7 months ago
Anonymous
Not everyone is autistic anon, most people need things broken down and digested for them.
7 months ago
Anonymous
congratulations, that's what the abstract is about you absolute moron
7 months ago
Anonymous
That is not what an abstract is.
7 months ago
Anonymous
enlighted me what the abstract section of a study is?
7 months ago
Anonymous
A summary of the contents expected to be intelligible by experts in the field to help them catalogue and search through multiple studies to find ones that are relevant to whatever the subject of their own research is. Since most people are not experts in anything, the abstracts are useless to them. Also I just realized I'm attempting to educate either a teenager or a brownoid.
7 months ago
Anonymous
i love how you just had to pull the "expected to be intelligible by experts " out of your ass. No you're incorrect, moron. its: >The primary purpose of an abstract is to provide a concise summary of the entire study. It condenses the essential information, including the research question or problem, methods, key findings, and conclusions, into a brief format. This allows readers to quickly grasp the study's main points without having to read the entire paper.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Did you just copy that off wikipedia or something? Jesus Christ you are fantastically moronic.
7 months ago
Anonymous
the abstract does not contain statistical terminology you fricking brainlet, it's an abstract not the the fricking study itself
7 months ago
Anonymous
Many abstracts do contain statistical and other technical terminology. This may amaze you, but some even contain numbers.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Nope, the ABSTRACT is designed to be informal. The study itself must be formal. You're confusing the two, possible because you're ESL. The idea of "abstraction" is not unique to studies
7 months ago
Anonymous
> hyper autist believes he can infer the function of a paragraph of text by looking at the conceptual definition from which it takes its title
You people are a species unto yourselves.
7 months ago
Anonymous
as i never argued this, i accept your concession nonetheless
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yes you did. Say some more moronic things, I've been enjoying you.
7 months ago
Anonymous
all i said is the abstract is informal and designed to be intelligible to the lay person, you disagreed. i provided you with proof of definition of "abstract" since you're ESL and don't know what the word is even supposed to mean
7 months ago
Anonymous
> i provided you with proof of definition of "abstract"
No you didn't. You just blankly claimed that because the title of the text is an "abstract" that you can infer its function willy-nilly from whatever connotations this word carries in your own brain.
7 months ago
Anonymous
i remember i saw a video of him saying weighted dips were like C tier for building chest. I think i saw another video from him with an update saying weighted dips is A tier.
this moron cannot make rational conclusions since he is basing everything off only experience instead of actual stats
Why are zoomers obessed with derivative shitty manga?
Is it because they don't have the attention spans to read?
If you want dark fantasy stories just read the shit miura stole from lmao
>Is it because they don't have the attention spans to read?
Does it have illustration to show each scene? Im not sure if you know this but movies/tv shows are much more popular over books for a reason.
If you can't accept this fact, then you just moronic as frick. Which is really ironic since you prefer books
not that anon but im assuming there is rape in the story and somehow the anon thinks berserk copied from whatever book he is talkin about.
dont take it too seriously, literally a frickin geek getting angry over manga
>not that anon but im assuming there is rape in the story and somehow the anon thinks berserk copied from whatever book he is talkin about. >dont take it too seriously, literally a frickin geek getting angry over manga
The absolute state of zoomers. It's fricking Elric you dipshit. It's the OG that started the "loner guy with long white hair (Geralt, Arthas from WC3, etc etc) and a magic sword" fad.
>Is it because they don't have the attention spans to read?
Does it have illustration to show each scene? Im not sure if you know this but movies/tv shows are much more popular over books for a reason.
If you can't accept this fact, then you just moronic as frick. Which is really ironic since you prefer books
>Does it have illustration to show each scene? Im not sure if you know this but movies/tv shows are much more popular over books for a reason. >If you can't accept this fact, then you just moronic as frick. Which is really ironic since you prefer books >COMICS BETTER BECAUSE I CANT IMAGINE SHIT
Again, the state.
not that anon but im assuming there is rape in the story and somehow the anon thinks berserk copied from whatever book he is talkin about.
dont take it too seriously, literally a frickin geek getting angry over manga
Another butthurt berserk fanboy
Guts is literally just elric combined with corum, berserk is not some nietzchean masterpiece, it's a derivative manga about a guy with a sword slaying things. You only pretend it's so good because you're a wee who thinks anything from Japan is le good
You will never read a book let alone real literature, keep pretending your jap comics are profound
>Another butthurt berserk fanboy
i dont care about your geek shit or any of the geeky berserk shit. im trying to let you know youre a homosexual for arguing about nothing oyu nerd
I never stopped to think about it until i read these last chapters, but everything bad that has happened untill this point is just Griffith getting back at Guts because he left him for a woman, thats gay as frick lmao
Without having watched the video but having read through this thread, I think you guys need to realize that there are a ton of edgelords out there with potential, the same way a lot of us were edgy at some point. If watching some guy who fancies himself a "big brother" to these zoomers and has their ear, it's probably a good thing if it ups the chances of snapping them out of the "I'm a main character in an anime" mentality.
He said natty or nots are stupid because it's pathetic to obsess about another man so much, and you should just focus on yourself instead. However, he also has a 20+ part video series where he details his thousands of hours long obsession with another man's life, including how he goes on gay hookup sites just to look for the guy. That's a thousand times more pathetic than talking about a guy being natty or not.
The point of that series though is to record the pathetic life of a narcissist who in his 40 years on this earth did not do anything to show the world what he was worth. An analysis on the Untermensch so to speak.
Since I was a teenager I've had the generic set of psycho/sociopathic narcissist loner male protags as role models and it unironically turned me into a Chad and heavily improved my life so....
The millennials will never bounce back from this
Negan would win in a black and white comic book manga fight anyways no mongoloid eyeball stands a chance a chance against his vampire bat
shut the frick up zoom zoom
FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
>shit genetics with narrow frame
>ugly pubebearded chud face
>his French flag in the background looks like he just wiped his ass with it
>moron is so autistic that he ignores shoulder training to look like his incel anime character which makes him look even more DYEL
>can't train for shit despite 10 years of lifting
>claims he has 18.5 inch arms, even though peak Arnold had arms only 1.5 inch bigger than his kek
>lazy and pseudo intellectual in his thoughts
>has a shitton of food alergies preventing him from eating like a real man
>constantly shills fake natties like: Bugenhagen, Bald Omniman and Geoffrey Verity Schofield
>he actually called his audience stupid, he acted like if you don't think Bugenhagen is natty then you're an idiot
>gets into e-drama with other e-homosexuals, making 1 hour rant videos instead of getting straight to the point and calling out bullshit
He's an idiotic midwit Nafri.
kinda gay of you to obsess over another man anon...
It's an old pasta. And everything in it are objective facts.
Not even suprised
>Mom I posted it again
Nothing has changed since then. It's still valid.
How can you not feel utter shame while consuming such braindead zoomer content?
I'm a zoomer though
Doesn't mean you need to identify with your moronic friends who unironically watch shit like this. Do better
As opposed to... spend your time on IST lol
Wrong. He has now 4 videos on Guts, one in which he analyzes the story through a nitzschean viewpoint of Übermensch und Untermensch, also a video on Corkus which is very well done in the same vein of analysis, one where he goes over the Golden Age Arc and the last one is on his revenge arc tying into his upbrining and trauma he has experienced throughout the story.
Focusing on the big three, especially with a powerlifting form, is suboptimal for hypertrophy since you simply lift to push weight as opposed to train the muscles you want to grow. Also you will spend a good amount of time training on your 1rm. In his viewpoint powerlifters usually just add on some half assed arm training at the end and call it a day and then they wonder why their arms won't grow. If you don't train 1rm and train with a wide variety of lifts while focusing on isolating important muscle groups, you're not a powerbuilder but a bodybuilder.
Not watching your video
Not clicking your channel
>natural hypertrophy
why do you need an entire channel dedicated to say nothing works for hypertrophy if you are natty?
show pic of shrunken balls
negative canthal tilt
recessed maxilla
prey eyes
long midface
mental illness
mental or not, the chud is right
Mental illness
None of that is fitness related. Go the frick back to your lookism forums, vermin
if you exercise as a kid/teen your face will look better so it is fitness
Yet you still wear ugly ass glasses and have questionable clothes
small penis (circumsized)
does he?
wow I don't even work out anymore and I look bigger than this twink haha
why do people lie on the internet?
I lift so I can find a guy like Guts to make love to me
Guaranteed he's never read Berserk and has 0 clue how Guts actually acts and just saw some edgy panels and went "You're not Guts"
You will never be Guts Berserk. You have no insane willpower, you have no Band of the Hawk, you haven't slain evils. You are a gym nerd twisted by daddy issues and trauma into a crude mockery of struggler perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back Chads mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your cringe avatargayging behind closed doors.
Anons are utterly laughing at you. Thousands of shitposts have allowed anons to sniff out LARPers with incredible efficiency. Even roiders who “pass” as Guts look uncanny and unnatural to a natty. Your inserts alone are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a black girl home with you, she’ll die of cringe the moment she hears a second of your trap anime workout mix.
You will never be badass. You wrench out an "intimidating" grin after every poor night of sleep and tell yourself this is going to be just another struggle, but deep inside you feel the cope creeping up like an apostle, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear – you’ll buy a life-size Dragonslayer replica, do an overhead press, accidentally smash your skull, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a background character is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably of a fodder soldier.
I'm Guts. Guts, despite his rough exterior, is someone who kills as a means to an end and loves the ones around him.
I'm Caim, and Caim is far worse than Guts could ever be.
Based Drakengard autist.
damn it's real homie hours already?
>Be Guts
>Get raped by a black man
>Start lifting so noone ever takes your ass without consent again
>Skinny twink rapes your gf and you cant do anything about it his friends hold you down
>You chop off your arm and gauge out your eye trying to escape but its for nothing
>Twink comes along and kills all your friends and rapes your gf
>You girlfriend is still non-stop cumming and moaning on top of the twink chads dick
>G-Guts dont l- AHHH YES DADDY RIGHT THERE i mean... d-dont look b-big ones like this UGHHHH *eyes roll back veganal fluid fluid flowing down her legs* big o-ones like this hurt yours is perfect
>The twink creampies your gf and gets her pregnant
>You get saved by a wandering Knight
>You take care of your pregnant and now insane from experiencing her first orgasm gf
>You trian for 500 chapters to get your revange and protect your wife and your wifes son from the twink
>Your wife regains sanity thanks to years of therapy
>You get new friends
>You start moving on from what happened
>Twink returns as skinny as the last time
>Kills all your friends again
>Rapes your gf again
>Your attacks are useless they just bounce off his perfect skin not even leaving a scratch all of those chapters of training and powering up for NOTHING
>The twink lights your village on fire and leaves with your gf in his arms
Hes just like me...
How do i train to become like him...
Unironically what the frick is Guts son, I mean, is he Griffith or Guts child? Did the baby got pozzed from Griffith's cum while Casca was (implicitly) pregnant pre-Eclipse? Did he just became Griffith and fricking died or something in the last arc?! THIS MANGA SUCKS ASS
It's Guts dead ghost child whose decaying corpse was later used as a catalyst to rebirth Griffith into human plane.
I think it was at the end of the arc with Mozgus guy.
Speedreader, he is Guts’ Child because of the timing and skullknight said so. Griffith’s demon jizz corrupted the baby’s development. When the egg apostle ate the baby, the baby died but got incarnated into Griffith’s physical body.
So Guts is now Griffith's dad?
Casca was pregnant from Guts before the eclipse and Griffith raped her into miscarriage. They say the demon fetus is drawn to its parents and it continually helps/haunts casca/guts.
I never understood why people like this shit. The author must have been one of the biggest cucks in history. Good riddance.
>I never understood
So you're moronic?
Shut up! c...cucks- I mean Guts is a gigachad and Berserk is peak fiction!
>Be Guts
>Get royally fricked your whole life from the moment you are born
>Attached on the umbilical cord of your dead mother who was hanged on a tree
>Get picked up by mercenary's sick wife who lost her child
>Said wife dies and mercenary makes you, a 5yo kid responsible for it
>Still lets you live, but you are forced to fight on the battlefield from the moment you are basically too young to fight on the battlefield
>Mercenary sells you out to a pedophile in his team who rapes you and who you revenge kill afterwards, but not before telling you that he bought you
>Be conflicted
>Mercenary who raised you loses his leg in battlefield so now you are forced to bring in enough money for the two of you
>He wallows in btter resentment and now really blames you for not only his wife but also for his leg lol
>Tries to kill you but all you can do is defend yourself while in a deep conflicted shock
>Other mercenaries misunderstand it for you having murdered him and try to kill you
>You fall off a cliff with no one or nothing to live for as the wolves start to surround you while you are bathed under the light of the full moon
>You think to yourself frick it just let them eat me, but your body moves on its own because fighting and struggling are all it has ever known for the whole duration of it's miserable existance on this earth
>Lose all faith in humanity and become a lone wolf on the battlefield who can't let anybody near you because of your deepseated trauma
>Be Guts
>Go from battlefield to battlefield fighting recklessly and flirt with death because battles to the death are your world and it's the only thing you know how to do
>Never actually interact with someone cause humans are kill
>Get attacked by mercenaries and defend yourself, but get taken out by their leader
>Said leader saw your battle and wants you to join him
>White hair blue eyes, face of a prince, possibly gae, but very skilled with the sword and above all else confident and charismatic
>You fight it out but he wins so now you are forced to obey him because "Now you are mine."
>Ok.jpg
>Years go by and you become his right hand man while climbing the ranks
>One could say that you two are something like friends
>Have schenanigans with the band of the hawk, brown tombody who was the former right hand of the leader kinda loves to hate on you, Pipin and Judeau are based, there's also a kid, why is Corkus always nice to you when no one's around, you meet the literal devil or what appears to be one and he tells you that the leader will betray you and it will lead to your death before flying off... weird
>After years The Hawks get into the big leagues
>Nobles are against some albino from the streets who is rising in the ranks and that's the moment where the leader shows you that he is willing to go very far to reach his goal and plots the murder of a lot of the noble family standing in his way with you as his confidant
>You do the dirty job for him and overhear him, while the tomboy also happens to be there, that he never actually felt like any of the members of his crew where his friends, but rather comrades because an actual friend is somebody who is able to live out his own dream independant of him and would even go against him if it were for the sake of his dream "For me to call a man my friend he must be equal to me in all respects"
>Fellsbadman.jpg
>You are forced to think deeply about what you have done all your life
>Twink returns as skinny as the last time
>Kills all your friends again
>Rapes your gf again
>Your attacks are useless they just bounce off his perfect skin not even leaving a scratch all of those chapters of training and powering up for NOTHING
>The twink lights your village on fire and leaves with your gf in his arms
I don't remember this
I'd rather be Kenshiro
Yeh I’d never frick a Black person (twice) so I’m definitely not guts. I am however a famous actor which I won’t reveal to protect my identity but let’s just say I’ve been Neil Armstrong and a children’s toy named Ken
So Neil Armstrong fricked you in the ass?
didnt he shit on "powerbuilding" too last video? imagine consuming this shit
Can you give a tldr on why it's shit? I cant see why anyone would object to wanting respectable numbers and a respectable physique
I just sit through half his video of shitty ramblings. Long story short big 3 are le bad for size and measuring strength as your 1RM on them is stupid. Then some ramblings about how much better RDL, Hack Squats and so on are than the Big 3. And some assumptions that every Powerlifter/Powerbuilders technique on these is shit to maximize weight moved.
Not sure where he is going and I am tired of it but he has just been rambling for 12min now bringing up these same points.
so he is just schizo rambling to nobody?
There could never be a better anime role model.
>There could never be a better anime role model.
Than Lupin the 3rd? I agree.
I'm not Guts.
I'm Vergil.
I am ken matsushiro from yakitate japan!
Now that's a series I haven't heard about in a long time
That ending was something else
black sado?
I am akemi homura from madoka magica!
Natural hypertrophy should get new glasses and make an appointment for a speech therapist to unlearn his hideous french accent
Duh. I'm Griffith.
I wish it was possible to lift yourself to Griffith mode but nah you gotta be naturally gorg + ultra homo
Yeah.
I'm one of the most psychotic loner weirdo jacked dudes out there and also a pretty good person if not role model, what's Baguette's problem with it?
can I as a hobbit, make it?
Can someone explain to a moron that isn't in the know why fit hates this guy so much? I haven't watched much of his shit, but what I have seen hasn't been bad or anything.
see
He's a hypocrite piece of lying shit. And a pseud.
Is that really it? That sounds like some golden age Tumblr reason to hate on him though.
>shit genetics with narrow frame
This is a plus to anyone watching that has shit genetics and a narrow frame, because he doesn't look bad
>ugly pubebearded chud face
kek alright, but that's not enough of a reason imo
>his French flag in the background looks like he just wiped his ass with it
same as above, unless you're French and take offense I suppose
>moron is so autistic that he ignores shoulder training to look like his incel anime character which makes him look even more DYEL
memes aside m8 do you really think he looks dyel? He might look dyel by IST standards, but any normie would see him and think he's "omg so buff"
>can't train for shit despite 10 years of lifting
Really? This I can't say anything to because I've only seen like 4 minutes of 2 videos, but is his programming shit or what do you mean?
>claims he has 18.5 inch arms, even though peak Arnold had arms only 1.5 inch bigger than his kek
Weren't The Arnold's 22in or some shit?
>lazy and pseudo intellectual in his thoughts
again, I guess I'll have to watch his vids but I don't really want to if they're shit, but idk if they're shit if the only reason is "they're shit"
>has a shitton of food alergies preventing him from eating like a real man
lmao
>constantly shills fake natties like: Bugenhagen, Bald Omniman and Geoffrey Verity Schofield
I saw some series of him shitting on Bugzz I thought
>he actually called his audience stupid, he acted like if you don't think Bugenhagen is natty then you're an idiot
same as above, was that more recent or some shit?
>gets into e-drama with other e-homosexuals, making 1 hour rant videos instead of getting straight to the point and calling out bullshit
okay I agree this one sounds gay, but honestly the rest of this was pretty unconvincing
It's because he's an annoying gymcel with a fascination with shitty anime who LARPs as a traditional guy and shills his videos here and has a large fanbase of ESL third worlders
>he's an annoying gymcel with a fascination with shitty anime who LARPs as a traditional guy
Nothing different to anyone else here so far...
> shills his videos here
Fair play on that point.
It's called being a contrarian. People counter signal each other for the sake of it. Get used to it if you want to use this dogshit board
Because he shills himself here constantly and is a moronic autist.
eh, I just watched the video. there's nothing that "zoomer"ish about his content, he's an alright autist
also you have no evidence it's him who posts his videos here and not one of the thousands of shit-thread creating spastics that hang out on this site
Implying I even know what this cringe weeb shit is. Stop watching children's cartoons you overgrown babies.
Coming from the gay who neglects shoulders to look like Zodd (who has strong shoulders)
>clickbait videos
>clickbait opinions
He looks like one of those Nafri shitskins that chopped the heads of those Norwegian/Danish prostitutes a few years ago.
He really doesn't
>he
You mean you?
>framed Juan Piss poster
>Hispanic ball shirt
Guts got raped by a Black person, had to watch while his best friend literally fricked Guts' girlfriend moronic, and is currently mindbroken because aforementioned friend stole aforementioned girlfriend again, after Guts finally succeeded in his years long quest to restore his GF's mind. And the man who drew all this died of the vaxx after years of depression.
Every time some idiot says "One life we must le struggle" I immediately know that they don't actually know anything about Berserk or Guts.
He still struggles on you moron. None of what you said negates that
He's not struggling anymore lol. He's literally mindbroken.
r/iamverysmart
I know, I wasn't raped by a Black person when I was a child.
Guts isnt a psycho killer wtf
Do you expect a literal who youtuber to actually care?
isn't NH the one who b***hes about you needing to base yourself on a fictional character's body? Holy homosexual
THANK YOU NH! NOW I KNOW I'M NOT AN ANIME CHARACTER! WHAT AN USEFUL VIDEO!!!
I am guts on the inside homosexual
He copied this from another fake natty youtuber (such as himself) who said the people larping as Baki aren't Baki because Baki isn't about mindless bodybuilding but about performance.
gee thanks i really needed some autistic weeb to tell me that i shouldnt think im a 6'7 giga chad giga mogger ripped and invisible fantasy warrior with a full head of hair capable of wielding a 10 foot 100kg sword as if its a stick.
I wonder why NH triggers spergouts so reliably. He is pretty similar to how I would imagine the modal ISTizen but you guys really fricking resent him.
Same, he seems like IST personified to me, so it's almost fitting that everyone here seems to hate him deeply since everyone here hates themselves.
Anon I think you may be a genius
he regurgitates the takes you find on IST and IST pretending like he's the first to come up with these ideas. if you lurk these two boards you can see it. He has a huge ego and a mid physique, his routines are arbitrary that's why he's still focusing on his "weak points", if it took him 10years to discover his weak points he shouldn't be fricking giving advice in the first place. he's extremely weak.
> if you lurk these two boards you can see it
Ah well. I'm mostly a tourist, I drop in for a day or two of lurking every few months at best. I've seen some of his videos and he seems to make an effort to at least be analytically cogent.
> dyel
> give fitness advice
That is pretty much the modal ISTizen then.
>he seems to make an effort to at least be analytically cogent
he literally rambles about the same thing in circles for 40min to a few hours on every single fricking video. you have to be genuinely so stupid to sit there and listen to him endlessly jerking himself verbally
Maybe your working memory is just dogshit?
20min video about a single curl variation. This is what you're defending, you're genuinely double digit iq if you think the person capable of this level of verbal diarrhea could ever produce anything else
%3D
There are people who produce studies about simple exercises like this. Do you resent those people also?
This is not a fricking study buddy, why are you so pressed about this swarthoid? He's not a scientist, he's a decade long intermediate lifter giving fitness advice
Well whether he is a scientist or not is irrelevant, because you implied that incline curls are not a subject that deserve a 20 minute video - i.e. there isn't enough to know about them to justify that much content. Clearly that is not the case if there exist multiple studies about them.
I don't think you understand the moronation required to make this video. Even if you know everything about curling, there is just not enough content to fill a 20min video about the topic. It's fricking verbal diarrhea
So there is enough to know about them to justify the production of studies about them, but not enough to know about them to justify the production of videos? Just want to be clear if you're doubling down on this contradiction or if you think you see some way around it.
post the studies, get the abstract and put it in a text to speech then time it. i promise you it's gonna be a few minutes at most. and again he's not qualified to make the video in the first place, he has no rigor and he's an intermediate lifter
Well if you do that you may as well just read the studies. And besides, not everyone's experiences will necessarily be backed up by a study. I don't know whether NH is right or wrong about incline curls, and since I don't do that I'm not gonna spend 20 minutes to find out if his video is as good or bad as you say. But I think your stated reasons for disliking him are not the real reasons, because they are contradictory.
you keep repeating yourself about this supposed contradiction but it's not true. again get the abstract of your studies and put them in a text to speech, no verbal diarrhea i promise you it's gonna be a few minutes long at most. and the studies actually will have some rigor, he's an intermediate lifter after a fricking decade of training.
Im not the same anon but there is a huge difference between report and presentations. Not saying the dude in the video is a moron, he absolutely is. But presentations require more than just reading a few paragraphs.
how much more? the crux is 2-3minutes of text to speech data. Do you need 20mins of introductions? Why are you people so eager to defend this brainlet?
>Why are you people so eager to defend this brainlet?
I literally just called that moron in the video a moron. Get some better reading comprehension and try to understand what I am trying to say. Nobody does 3 minute presentations you idiot to put it quite plainly
>y-yeah he's a moron but don't you think you're being too mean?? It's not THAT bad, right?
>b..but its only 3 minutes
youre a moron yourself for arguing about nothing. at least im over here calling you geeks a bunch of frickin losers
>y-you're the loser even though im solving capchas to defend the honor of some swarthy dyel
Not everyone is autistic anon, most people need things broken down and digested for them.
congratulations, that's what the abstract is about you absolute moron
That is not what an abstract is.
enlighted me what the abstract section of a study is?
A summary of the contents expected to be intelligible by experts in the field to help them catalogue and search through multiple studies to find ones that are relevant to whatever the subject of their own research is. Since most people are not experts in anything, the abstracts are useless to them. Also I just realized I'm attempting to educate either a teenager or a brownoid.
i love how you just had to pull the "expected to be intelligible by experts " out of your ass. No you're incorrect, moron. its:
>The primary purpose of an abstract is to provide a concise summary of the entire study. It condenses the essential information, including the research question or problem, methods, key findings, and conclusions, into a brief format. This allows readers to quickly grasp the study's main points without having to read the entire paper.
Did you just copy that off wikipedia or something? Jesus Christ you are fantastically moronic.
the abstract does not contain statistical terminology you fricking brainlet, it's an abstract not the the fricking study itself
Many abstracts do contain statistical and other technical terminology. This may amaze you, but some even contain numbers.
Nope, the ABSTRACT is designed to be informal. The study itself must be formal. You're confusing the two, possible because you're ESL. The idea of "abstraction" is not unique to studies
> hyper autist believes he can infer the function of a paragraph of text by looking at the conceptual definition from which it takes its title
You people are a species unto yourselves.
as i never argued this, i accept your concession nonetheless
Yes you did. Say some more moronic things, I've been enjoying you.
all i said is the abstract is informal and designed to be intelligible to the lay person, you disagreed. i provided you with proof of definition of "abstract" since you're ESL and don't know what the word is even supposed to mean
> i provided you with proof of definition of "abstract"
No you didn't. You just blankly claimed that because the title of the text is an "abstract" that you can infer its function willy-nilly from whatever connotations this word carries in your own brain.
i remember i saw a video of him saying weighted dips were like C tier for building chest. I think i saw another video from him with an update saying weighted dips is A tier.
this moron cannot make rational conclusions since he is basing everything off only experience instead of actual stats
dyels shouldn't give fitness advice, simple as. he has neither the physique nor the strength to back up anything
I'm Walter White
Why are zoomers obessed with derivative shitty manga?
Is it because they don't have the attention spans to read?
If you want dark fantasy stories just read the shit miura stole from lmao
>Is it because they don't have the attention spans to read?
Does it have illustration to show each scene? Im not sure if you know this but movies/tv shows are much more popular over books for a reason.
If you can't accept this fact, then you just moronic as frick. Which is really ironic since you prefer books
What did he steal from AKA what is top in your pic? I'm interested.
not that anon but im assuming there is rape in the story and somehow the anon thinks berserk copied from whatever book he is talkin about.
dont take it too seriously, literally a frickin geek getting angry over manga
>not that anon but im assuming there is rape in the story and somehow the anon thinks berserk copied from whatever book he is talkin about.
>dont take it too seriously, literally a frickin geek getting angry over manga
The absolute state of zoomers. It's fricking Elric you dipshit. It's the OG that started the "loner guy with long white hair (Geralt, Arthas from WC3, etc etc) and a magic sword" fad.
>Does it have illustration to show each scene? Im not sure if you know this but movies/tv shows are much more popular over books for a reason.
>If you can't accept this fact, then you just moronic as frick. Which is really ironic since you prefer books
>COMICS BETTER BECAUSE I CANT IMAGINE SHIT
Again, the state.
yea im not reading that, get a life loser
You sound like a woman.
>coping this hard
imagine getting rustled by a woman then lmao
Elric of melnibone
Another butthurt berserk fanboy
Guts is literally just elric combined with corum, berserk is not some nietzchean masterpiece, it's a derivative manga about a guy with a sword slaying things. You only pretend it's so good because you're a wee who thinks anything from Japan is le good
You will never read a book let alone real literature, keep pretending your jap comics are profound
>Another butthurt berserk fanboy
i dont care about your geek shit or any of the geeky berserk shit. im trying to let you know youre a homosexual for arguing about nothing oyu nerd
Only guys who frick past-out chicks at parties read Elric of Melniboné.
But I'm literally him
Why be Guts, when you can be Severian?
>i'm not Guts
why even live?
I will be the biggest jumping flea that has ever flea'd
Correct. I'm Griffith.
>gattsu
>loner
What the frick did he mean by this?
I never stopped to think about it until i read these last chapters, but everything bad that has happened untill this point is just Griffith getting back at Guts because he left him for a woman, thats gay as frick lmao
Without having watched the video but having read through this thread, I think you guys need to realize that there are a ton of edgelords out there with potential, the same way a lot of us were edgy at some point. If watching some guy who fancies himself a "big brother" to these zoomers and has their ear, it's probably a good thing if it ups the chances of snapping them out of the "I'm a main character in an anime" mentality.
armpits > feet
>wanting to be guts
He is literally an actual cuck
I want to be femto. He's tall and jacked. He also fricks
Holy shit Guys Guts is literally me bros.
He said natty or nots are stupid because it's pathetic to obsess about another man so much, and you should just focus on yourself instead. However, he also has a 20+ part video series where he details his thousands of hours long obsession with another man's life, including how he goes on gay hookup sites just to look for the guy. That's a thousand times more pathetic than talking about a guy being natty or not.
Jason Blaha is funny
The point of that series though is to record the pathetic life of a narcissist who in his 40 years on this earth did not do anything to show the world what he was worth. An analysis on the Untermensch so to speak.
dont know who this is and think japanese cartoons are cringe, but after a cursory glance, I might literally be guts bros...
But i am him.. I WILL STRUGGLE TILL END AND NEVER SURRENDER
but I am Guts he's literally me, I look exactly like him fr fr
You just know a israelite wrote this.
All they do is demoralize others.
Since I was a teenager I've had the generic set of psycho/sociopathic narcissist loner male protags as role models and it unironically turned me into a Chad and heavily improved my life so....