I hated these frickers at MMA. Anyone with an ounce of athletic ability who just joined would surpass them after a few months training. I remember these queers would always b***h if I rolled or sparred with them because I lifted. Constantly ask my weight before and after and have to point out I outweigh them by 20kg. Basically insinuating I was using power and not technique when escaping or wrestling them even though I'd purposely use little to no power. Always had shit tier takes about MMA even though they would watch every fight and had this star struck obsession with black UFC fighters even after white guys would knock them out or rag doll them for 3 rounds. >Yeah but guys still a BEAST
kek not surprised MMA attracts homosexuals like that, especially when every fight you watch it's 95% of the time just them rolling around on the ground
boxing will always be the patrician choice, dont @ me
You don't actually watch boxing. Everyone that says boxing is based never actually watched it because it is the most cushioned, rule nazi fake fight sport around. Hugging to victory.
>and have to point out I outweigh them by 20kg.
you'd think the other show might drop and they'd decide to gain some muscle but these frickers are cut from the same cloth as the Naruto homosexuals. Saturday morning cartoon mentality of "big guys exist as so the much smaller protagonist can defeat them with their ninja powers."
Then they become extremely bitter when someone big arrives and destroys their carefully manicured delusions.
>Weight classes exist for a reason
In the minds of these guys weight classes exist only to separate equally trained opponents into suitable fields.
Most of them desperately believe that outside of equal levels of training size is of no consequence.
Ie Naruto weebgay shit
Imagine you spend your life training to beat the shit out of someone and 40lbs is a big deal. That means you can't even deal a punch that'll end a fight you need to revisit your training routine.
>bro i cant train properly bro think about the cte bro
frick off to MIT if your brain is so damn precious homosexual
everyone knows you're just a b***h afraid to get hit in the face, you're not fooling anyone pretending you're worried about your ~100 IQ, and you wouldn't even be affected unless you dedicate your entire life to the sport
>hit in the face
Like man if you can't kick someone in the fricking chest and end a fight you need to seek another hobby. If you can do literally literally anything else to someone you're facing an awful opponent who is learning interpretive dance.
>know a guy who is fat as frick >spent 15 years getting his black belt >barely scraped through the exam >stopped training immediately after attaining black belt >constantly giving me condescending fitness and lifecoach style advice despite being a depressed obese neet
Think I could take him? I've never been in a fight, but am pretty strong and think my physical endurance and mental fortitude would carry me to victory. I need to put this butthole in his place.
I’d tread lightly. Fatties are pretty 50/50 some are useless fats but the ones that were fit before getting fat can catch you off guard with some strength and speed
>know a guy who is fat as frick >spent 15 years getting his black belt >barely scraped through the exam >stopped training immediately after attaining black belt >constantly giving me condescending fitness and lifecoach style advice despite being a depressed obese neet
Think I could take him? I've never been in a fight, but am pretty strong and think my physical endurance and mental fortitude would carry me to victory. I need to put this butthole in his place.
Yeah if they have the muscle to throw their weight around they can be devastating.
Gas out quick though.
You can put him in his place just by challenging him to a fight.
He'll refuse and make excuses about not wanting to hurt you or whatever but his attitude will drop overnight.
Worked for me.
It's baffling to me that people will pay some guy $200 a month to punch a bag without any intention of actually getting good at the sport. It's like if I decided to take up golfing to work on my shoulder strength. These fools seem to have infinite money to waste on stupid shit. >inb4 poorgay lazy ass ai generated insult
If you were rich you'd be looking at shit as an investment and all this does is skyrocket your injury risk in exchange for feeling tired (no actual gains, just feeling tired) and you're on some other homosexual's schedule, which isn't very sigma now is it?
Your critique is legitimate but my old coach would ko just about any 300lb monstrosity in 5 seconds and never lost a fight in competition not even once I'm not even lying.
>tries to "win" in sparring because he is too soft to actually fight >goes 100% while training, which not even pros do, but he knows better because he read stuff online
You're a woman and/or American.
I hated these frickers at MMA. Anyone with an ounce of athletic ability who just joined would surpass them after a few months training. I remember these queers would always b***h if I rolled or sparred with them because I lifted. Constantly ask my weight before and after and have to point out I outweigh them by 20kg. Basically insinuating I was using power and not technique when escaping or wrestling them even though I'd purposely use little to no power. Always had shit tier takes about MMA even though they would watch every fight and had this star struck obsession with black UFC fighters even after white guys would knock them out or rag doll them for 3 rounds.
>Yeah but guys still a BEAST
kek not surprised MMA attracts homosexuals like that, especially when every fight you watch it's 95% of the time just them rolling around on the ground
boxing will always be the patrician choice, dont @ me
>boxing will always be the patrician choice, dont @ me
The thing about boxing, too many rules.
You don't actually watch boxing. Everyone that says boxing is based never actually watched it because it is the most cushioned, rule nazi fake fight sport around. Hugging to victory.
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>and have to point out I outweigh them by 20kg.
you'd think the other show might drop and they'd decide to gain some muscle but these frickers are cut from the same cloth as the Naruto homosexuals. Saturday morning cartoon mentality of "big guys exist as so the much smaller protagonist can defeat them with their ninja powers."
Then they become extremely bitter when someone big arrives and destroys their carefully manicured delusions.
Weight classes exist for a reason
>Weight classes exist for a reason
In the minds of these guys weight classes exist only to separate equally trained opponents into suitable fields.
Most of them desperately believe that outside of equal levels of training size is of no consequence.
Ie Naruto weebgay shit
Imagine you spend your life training to beat the shit out of someone and 40lbs is a big deal. That means you can't even deal a punch that'll end a fight you need to revisit your training routine.
>star struck obsession with black UFC fighters
those are the gays who pay for israelite porn
I casually follow MMA with the boys and i root for whoever ISNT the Black person
Love watching Americas pet Blacks get rolled by Chechens
>bro i cant train properly bro think about the cte bro
frick off to MIT if your brain is so damn precious homosexual
everyone knows you're just a b***h afraid to get hit in the face, you're not fooling anyone pretending you're worried about your ~100 IQ, and you wouldn't even be affected unless you dedicate your entire life to the sport
>training so hard just to be a punchdrunk waiter
>hit in the face
Like man if you can't kick someone in the fricking chest and end a fight you need to seek another hobby. If you can do literally literally anything else to someone you're facing an awful opponent who is learning interpretive dance.
I go 1xfailure on everything worth doing once a day and I’ve never been bigger or stronger
>know a guy who is fat as frick
>spent 15 years getting his black belt
>barely scraped through the exam
>stopped training immediately after attaining black belt
>constantly giving me condescending fitness and lifecoach style advice despite being a depressed obese neet
Think I could take him? I've never been in a fight, but am pretty strong and think my physical endurance and mental fortitude would carry me to victory. I need to put this butthole in his place.
I’d tread lightly. Fatties are pretty 50/50 some are useless fats but the ones that were fit before getting fat can catch you off guard with some strength and speed
Yeah if they have the muscle to throw their weight around they can be devastating.
Gas out quick though.
all fatties are weak
You should make new friends. If you're looking for approval here of all places then it's safe to assume he would mop the floor with you.
You can put him in his place just by challenging him to a fight.
He'll refuse and make excuses about not wanting to hurt you or whatever but his attitude will drop overnight.
Worked for me.
Black belt in BJJ? Even if you were a blue belt he'd probably smoke you, regardless of what you think of him.
Nah
You pajamagays freeze up the moment it's real.
You're like hothouse orchids.
Karate.
Post bodies
>strength gainz
One powershitter general not good enough for you, oaf?
hahaha great meme
do you have an indoor bouldering wojak?
It's baffling to me that people will pay some guy $200 a month to punch a bag without any intention of actually getting good at the sport. It's like if I decided to take up golfing to work on my shoulder strength. These fools seem to have infinite money to waste on stupid shit.
>inb4 poorgay lazy ass ai generated insult
If you were rich you'd be looking at shit as an investment and all this does is skyrocket your injury risk in exchange for feeling tired (no actual gains, just feeling tired) and you're on some other homosexual's schedule, which isn't very sigma now is it?
Your critique is legitimate but my old coach would ko just about any 300lb monstrosity in 5 seconds and never lost a fight in competition not even once I'm not even lying.
>tries to "win" in sparring because he is too soft to actually fight
>goes 100% while training, which not even pros do, but he knows better because he read stuff online
You're a woman and/or American.