>4-9 times stronger than a human. >can lift 850 kg. >doesn't train at all

>4-9 times stronger than a human
>can lift 850 kg
>doesn't train at all

why the frick haven't scientists tried making a gorilla lift weights? imagine how fricking strong a trained gorilla could be

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Put my brain into one of those frickers and we'll see how strong a trained gorilla can be. I am ready

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Source on that stats?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he doesn't cite his source

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because if they did they wouldnt be able to hold/restrain them in cages anymore.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a geek galley with a group of gorillas rowing

    The speed

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes, the weekly gorilla thread

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >can lift 850 kg
    They can't even lift 1/3 of that.
    >noooo bro gorillas have super strength
    Have you ever seen a gorilla try to climb a tree? I've seen 3 gorillas die with my own eyes because they didn't have the strength to do a pull up.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >g-gg-gorillas are so much stro-
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    COPE COPE COPE COPE

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Gorillabros, did we get too wienery?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >average human penis 13 cm
      That is if you count all the chinks and mexicans.
      The average for a white zoomer is 17 cm

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

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        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

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  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Gorillas are basically at full strength because their muscles don't atrophy like ours do to conserve energy when they're not needed.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that's what they want you to think

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    one time i was doin tha asian squat by the window and a gorilla came over and sat right next to me

    >ONE OF US
    >ONE OF US

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah every gorilla captured by humans is on welfare let make them do sports also
    Very american way of thought

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