FRICKING OBESE
NOT JUST OVERWIGHT... FRICKING OBESE
HALF OF IT IS A LARD BARREL
CHURROS CHUGGER
CHICKEN WINGS CRUSHER
BURGER DEVOURER
PIZZA SLICER
SPECIAL SAUCE DRINKER
SUGAR SUCKER
CHOCOLATE DESTROYER
FULL TIME SHARTER
SENILE SCOOTER RIDER
BIG PHARMA LIFELONG CUSTOMER
FRICKING FAT FATTY OBESE FRICK!
I like to go to Walmart for a confidence boost
what tune should I be singing this in my head to?
It's gotta be this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PJSF8ry1Po
Meanwhile I’m the lightest I’ve been in years, went from 190 a year ago to 158 today at 5’10
Im obese but im jacked.
Same. Look at all these fat losers.
Huh
It'll be 50%+ by 2030
Nah, Ozempic will be available to most Americans by then
They will eat their way through it.
>my doctor tells me I'm technically "obese"
>but what does he know, I'm not even that fat
I've heard fat friends say this before lol
>"umm sweaty bmi doesn't take into account how muscular you are"
>meanwhile contest weight golden age bodybuilders barely went over 30 bmi and the person in question looks like a slug wearing a human skinsuit
Semaglutide will fix it.
>he doesn't know about the ozempic meta patch
Get a load of this guy
Im sure thats skewed to a degree. Like I'd be "overweight" by being 25.1 BMI despite having stellar blood work and a resting heart rate like a swimmer. But yeah we do got a ton of fatties nowadays its def true
Not overweight. Obese.
For every THE ROCK there are 10 fat women who are technically still only overweight under bmi rules but have enough bodyfat to qualify as obese.
I’ve seen some studies that think BMI is underestimating overweight/obesity because more people are so sedentary they stay under the thresholds despite their BF% being in the overweight/obese zones.
Yeah it’s called sarcopenic obesity. In fact, most people in the world are just by high in bodyfat because everyone drinks Coca Cola and never exercises anymore. World is fricked we need some kind of gigachad god to come to earth and force humans to worship him through exercise or else he will kill them off.
it truly is incredible how first world countries have this fricking lazy fat slobs, eating like their life depended on it, and throwing tons of food literally to trash cans, while thirdies are fighting for water supplies. Like everyone knows this is how this world looks like, but it's so fricking ridiculous to me every time I see some fatty in /fph/ talking mad shit how they learned to respect their body or even being proud of it. Fricking moronic world full of moronic people
>eating like their life depended on it
Your life does kinda depend on eating tho
They just overeat
I don't think the food is making it into the trash cans.
Im overweight trying to become a skelly
>HALF OF IT IS A LARD BARREL
just looked up what lard is (I thought it was another word for butter). Literally gross
>CHURROS CHUGGER
I have never had a churro in my life and I will continue to not try it
>CHICKEN WINGS CRUSHER
if its bbq then yeah but I hate fried chicken
>BURGER DEVOURER
If its only the patty and bun without all that extra shit on it then yes, I like burgers
>PIZZA SLICER
My favorite is buffalo chicken
>SPECIAL SAUCE DRINKER
I hate condiments and liquid calories, except milk
>SUGAR SUCKER
Sugar is the #1 reason so many Americans are obese. Its extremely addictive and makes you hungrier.
>CHOCOLATE DESTROYER
I like chocolate but its high cal and too processed so I don't eat it often
>FULL TIME SHARTER
My diet is fricked so yeah I go to the bathroom often
>SENILE SCOOTER RIDER
>BIG PHARMA LIFELONG CUSTOMER
never
Every night, even though I'm not religious, I pray that I'll wake up and millions of landwhales will have committed mass suicide.
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Doesn't america increases how much BMI is considered overweight/obese to bring the numbers down? I'm sure it happened at least once
There should be mandatory gym sessions and nutrition education in schools. Fat people should not be allowed representation in media or advertising.
Who cares? This girl would be considered obese by BMI but she’s perfectly sexy/healthy.