>42 days until my 80 word essay is due

>42 days until my 80 word essay is due
i'm so fricked bros

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get your girlfriend to do it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You posted this on IST
    Why do you seek attention so much?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine browsing lit you funking nerd you 100% have been shoved in lockers

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not hi, but I got a juice box thrown at my head once

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Being /fitlit/ is being 100% untouchable. Nobody is shoving you into anything when you're on the football team and you're the big brain telling your bros the answers to all the test questions and how to increase their bench by 50lbs.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only this isn't what happened, you were never allowed on the football team because you're too beta and spend all ur time reading nietzche or someshit and never speak to girls

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Reading Nietzsche and not talking to girls is based, it’s the path of gods

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wasn't beta. I was autistic. And they thought my absurd incompetence with girls was hilarious and good entertainment.

              Case and point

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t care what vapid morons think of my reading and indifference towards women. I was never even bullied, the chads just ignored me, probably because I got fit so wasn’t an easy target anyway

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good luck dying alone 🙂

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I just don’t care. Also cool smiley face, queer. Talk about getting shoved in lockers, did your boyfriend teach you to type like that?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Incel seethe

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Weak

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cope

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sneed

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Dial8

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody picked on the gay guys in my school either. Sure, we called people gays but not if it was true.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                You had some pussy chads then. What ever happened to calling queeers what they are?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jews.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wasn't beta. I was autistic. And they thought my absurd incompetence with girls was hilarious and good entertainment.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          nobody who says they're /fitlit/ are /fitlit/

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody on IST lifts and nobody on IST reads. There are probably a few people on IST who lift so I think its safe to assume that IST is more swole

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i'm getting "bullied at school" and "adult virgin" vibes from you

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie that's less than two words a day on average, you can manage

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    literally write two words a day until it’s due

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think his problem is the number of words? He clearly doesnt know what to write.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think his problem is the number of words? He clearly doesnt know what to write.

      https://i.imgur.com/9At4Xxp.jpg

      >42 days until my 80 word essay is due
      i'm so fricked bros

      >80 word essay
      >due in 42 days

      get real wtf lol

      3 paragraphs of ~25 words

      don't blink or you'll miss it

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about Anon? I'll write it for you right now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trans rights in the Bulgaria featuring the world economic forum. Thanks anon

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was in middleschool our english teacher would randomly pick us to read our answers to last night's homework. I knew someone who when asked would just make up the answers as he went along. His answers were like basic but they were actually plausible and decent enough. The obvious pitfall would be any sort of pause as he tries to figure out what to say next. Of course he could look over the questions first and rehearse a bit in his head. He got caught after a few times, but I think it was more because some other students who knew couldn't keep a straight face and kept looking at him.

    So consider doing that if it's an option.

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