lmao
I used to drink 2 or 3 cans maybe more per day on holidays. I'm having one right now and all I can think is "how is this legal?"
The right flavor of Polar seltzer in a can tastes just as good and is actually more refreshing and has ZERO CALORIES
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Man that ad is huge and on every page wtf. So lame how IST pretends to need money and that it isn't a gov funded operation.
Like this right here, this HERE tastes BETTER than 7up or Sprite. It's amazing. I drink the cans usually. And just think you could slam an entire liter of this and it's ZERO calories. Your thirst won't just be quenched it will be obliterated.
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Holy shit where do I sign up
I'll put my bun in dat berg if you know what I mean
More like $5 for 2-3 threads every so often. You can't just post unlimited threads or people will catch on fast. They're probably also earning another $5 on Reddit, $5 in YouTube comments, and $5 on Discord. As for where to sign up, just search for affiliate marketing opportunities. You'll get paid more for audience-dependent content on traditional social media, but that requires having a following.
Are you a shill working for Polar or something?
4 Chan isn't actually big enough to shill large products on. Reddit or Twitter maybe. Outside of pol this site actually feels dead.
Companies target sites of all sizes. There have been shills in small Discord groups. They're expecting us to be influencers for them. If we adopt the drinks and bring them to the gym (or stock them in our fridge as with the IST thread), we're potentially setting off a chain reaction. It pays less to shill brands on IST, but unlike FB, IG, Twitter, and other traditional social media, it doesn't require a large following to get engagements. Large brands operate at all scales.
Also, while Polar is the largest independent bottler in the US, they are nothing compared to global powerhouses like Coca-Cola and PepsiCo. IST is well within their scope.
MmmMMMMMM MMMMMMM boy I sure do LOVE me some of that goo ol' iet bang's roobeer
This is so much fricking better than your American nonsense. Australia has its problems, but Bundaberg isn't one of them.
I see your australlian swill and raise you an actually tasty root beer.
Mogs all other sodas,
Why would calories be illegal moron
I was so serious too. I seriously wonder why 44 grams of sugar in a single can is not a crime. I really am a moron and wasn't speaking in hyperbole at all. You're definitely not the moron here.
You can easily negate 44g of sugar with 1 hour of powerwalking. As a child, I would often eat 200g of sugar in one sitting during a chocolate binge, and then I would spend the next 6 hours hiking to burn it off. I still do this, and I am still fat, but I have a lower body that men would kill for.
>44g sugar = 1hr of powerwalking
what?
>I am still fat
oh
Yea, so why should calories be illegal? Answer the question.
Because they are dangerous. My country bans things that kill people, like guns and nobody has been shot since. Eating a burger is no different to being shot.
Guns are legal where I am and nobody has been murdered with a firearm in my town since the 1960s. Turns out that people are the problem and once you de-incentivize destructive behaviors, they will cease. Switzerland allows gun ownership too, and people don't get murdered there. I bet you would look at a gun sitting on the table (literal inanimate object) and faint like a pussy because you think that guns are the problem and not people.
I'm not paid. Polar is just the best and I enjoy being a patrician of the best beverage.
You're contractually obligated to say that. Jokes aside, we all have our brand loyalties. It's better than being insufferable and refusing to say what you like because it somehow "defeats capitalism" like some do.
for me its oliet bangs
Now weigh off 44 grams of sugar or cocaine or something. If you see the pile in front of you you would throw that can away now