I’m 6’2 and tell everyone I’m 5’10. It’s funny when guys like you come up and say you’re taller when I’m towering over you kek. Bonus points if girls are there with measuring tape
No, because 5'10", if you're even that and haven't been rounding up 5'9" and change with that attitude for so long you believe your own bullshit as your baseline, is a damn noticeable difference vs. 6'.
Plus there's more and more dudes like me every day that are 6'2", and instead of telling girls we're 6'3" because of shoes we'll say 6'1" just to warp their idea of 6 foot.
So, you tell me if the girl that has been trained to assume I'm 6'0" or less when I say 6'1" because so many men have lied about their heights is going to notice the difference between 5'11" and 6'3" thinking we're both 6'?
That 2" difference is gradually becoming a 4"+ gap now that tall guys know how fun it is to lie to b***hes about our height for no reason at all other than to make manlets look goofier in their lies. And no girl ever goes "you look taller" to me when I say it. They just go "huh" and look to the left like they're remembering quite a few guys in that moment that don't measure up. You're welcome.
Took me like 90 seconds to write that. OP is a dumb c**t, but you must be even more moronic if you think a few long sentences constitutes an "essay". Take your ritalin, Black person.
its not a noticeable difference LMAO.
its 175cm vs 182cm, grab a measuring tape and hold on to the 7cm with your hand (i have no way to better phrase this).
Thats how little of a difference there is.
>at party >bretty good, having fun >group convo comes up about height >everyone stating their height >my turn >"How tall are you, anon?" >"..5'10''" >(I'm actually 5'9'') >"5'10''? you look shorter than that" >"n-no, I'm really that tall" >tall dude looks at me, "I don't believe you" >"N-no, really..." I stutter >tall guy and his and buddies are now laughing >closing in on me >I turn around, try to escape >it's too late >they catch me >pull me to the ground >flip me over on my stomach as a struggle feebly >my shoes are pulled off >the tall dude pulls out a measuring tape >"Now we'll know the truth, anon." >I kick and wail as they stretch me tall >everyone gleefully cheering them on >they measure me >tall due starts laughing as he looks at the number >"He's only 5'8!" >qt's look away in disgust >they let me go >tell me I can get up >I don't >just lay there with my face squished against the hardwood floor >feel something wet against my cheek >realize I'm crying
I've busted a couple of guys claiming to be 6'0 before. >meet coworkers for drinks after work >girl asks me how tall I am >I'm 6'4 but tell her I'm 6'0 >another dyel manlet tells her he's also 6'0 >take tape measure out of prank bag >suddenly he has to leave >calls into work the next day >we don't ever speak of it again
>5’11 >zoomer cousin who’s 5’6 always asking people’s height >tell him 5’8 >he seems upset >going to get license renewed >”has any of this info changed?” >my height >change it to 5’8 >show zoomer cousin my license >he wants to get measuring tape
True story, they just ask what your height is apparently and you could lie all you want
> I'm actually 1'82cm > Manlets insists that im at least 1'85 - 1'90
In my experience, every man Ive met lies about its height. Its amazing to see the horror on their faces when I say mine, and im not that tall.
>every man Ive met lies about its height
Eh I'm 172cm and when you're that short, there's no point pretending to be 175cm or whatever. I just tell people I'm 170cm.
>im 5 9 >5 9.5 when im standing straignt >5 9.5 rounded up is 5 10 >5 11 wearing shoes >5 11 rounded up is basically 6 >nothing wrong in lying about an extra inch. everybody does it
>be <height in ft and in> >tell people nothing, cause no one actually asks that shit irl >no one cares
Damn, feels good to actually outside and talk to people
>ITT: Deranged discord ghouls making shit up
Nobody ever takes out a measuring tape.
When you get your drivers license or a new passport, they just ask you. The unbelievability of your LARPs reveal just how detached you all are from tangible reality outside of your internet misery breeding pits.
I've had a guy I was a solid head taller than tell me he was 5'10" and I'm just 5'9. Even his girlfriend disputed it by saying I was lying about my height but nope, I've measured it myself.
5'10"
6'
6'2"
Increasingly, 6'3"
are all fraud heights. Anyone saying they're one of these is just "rounding" (lying)
Yes, if you haven't noticed, basically everyone lies through their teeth and adds ~2 inches to their height. This is also responsible for women having warped perceptions of height, since they're so used to guys lying and adding 2 or even 3 inches to their stated height. So when you're truthful and report your height as 5'10, she's picturing in her head what is actually a real height of like 5'7-5'8
I'm 5'11 or even 6' if I measure at the right time of day, and I still usually say I'm 5'10 because I genuinely don't care and don't want to risk coming off like OP
I was legit 6'0 at one point but due to scoliosis, poor posture and age I have lost like 1 inch but I will not go out of my way to say I'm 5'11 now or whatever.
>6’10 >played college basketball at Div I school >invited to NBA combine >didn’t really work out but still do practice squad sometimes >tell everyone I’m 5’9 >manlet b***h says he’s 5’10 >mfw I have no face
>5'10 >tell People I'm 70 inches so their brains have to pause and do math >continue conversation so they don't have time to realize I'm the king of manlets
women know fricking nothing about height, I've had a grown woman try to convince me she was 185cm when I'm barely that and had almost a full head over her
I'm exactly 6'3" without shoes.
I'm exactly 185 pounds naked.
The fact that everybody lies about their height and weight is just pathetic. I watched a YouTube video where this guy went to the Arnold Classic and asked bodybuilders about their height/weight and like 80% of them lied by about 2 - 3 inches. Even the dude that was 6'4" was claiming he was 6'6". Y'all have serious mental issues you need to deal with.
Do I basically HAVE to lie about my height now since others do too? I'm 5'10, but since almost every dude irl lies about his height, dudes who say they're 5'10 are probably just 5'8. Should I just start saying I'm 6'0?
>5'4 but shoes make me 5'5 >Add lifts to make me 5'6.5 >Socks add another 0.01 inch >Vertical striped clothing makes me appear taller >Round off to 6'2"
>be barely taller than my girl >she says she's taller than me because girl's hight > man's hight and it doesn't count if I'm 2 cm taller >girl's perceived social hight is her real hight + roughly 5 cm >you gotta be taller than girl's meme hight by another 5 cm >so if I'm 2 cm taller I'm actually 8 cm too short
She also warned me against arguing about this because it's cringe to be trying to prove your "real" 179 cm is taller than girl's claimed 180 cm (175 in actuality).
It's literally the same thing.
>5'10
>5'11 in shoes
>tell people I'm 5'8
Say what you want, but I've already won
>6'2
>Tell people I'm 6'0
No one does this stfu
I do when i'm around manlets and the question comes up.
The seething is hilarious.
and are those manlets in the room currently with us?
Already seething.
the frick are you talking about skitzo
larps used to be believable
Should we tell him bros?
post body with measuring tape
you won't cus ur a fat larper
what if he bought fake measuring tape to make himself appear larger
hell no dont spoonfeed
>Nobody on earth is 6'1 fricks with manlets
Lmao @ this cope
6'1 here. Tell people I'm 5'11 to make all the fraudsters seethe. Only do it when theyre around girls though. Stay mad lil guy
>6'2
>say I'm 6 even
>7in +
>say I'm 6 on a good day
I have 5’11” on my loisence so that’s what I tell people I am
>5'9
>5'10 with good posture
>5'11 after blasting HGH
>6'0 in shoes
>6'1 with lifts under shoes
>Tell girls I'm 5'9
No one normal meassures himself with shoes, you obese low IQ piece of shit mongrel.
>>5'11 after blasting HGH
what age did you do this?
>use proper (metric) system
>nobody cares if you are 1,78 m or 1,82 m as long as you're taller than the girl
It was that easy mutt(ilated wiener) bros...
I’m 6’2 and tell everyone I’m 5’10. It’s funny when guys like you come up and say you’re taller when I’m towering over you kek. Bonus points if girls are there with measuring tape
>girls are there with a measuring tape
Do Americans really?
>if girls are there with tape measures
No one ever in my life has done this go outside please
>my life is uninteresting therefore everyone else’s life must be
You’re vaxxed aren’t you?
Yea and? So what
>5'10
>6' in boots because muh cowboy shoes
>tell people i'm 5'7
i play a game you mortals cannot comprehend
>6'2
>6'0 with bad posture
Tell people I'm 5'6 no one believes
>5 foot 11
>8 foot when transform
No, because 5'10", if you're even that and haven't been rounding up 5'9" and change with that attitude for so long you believe your own bullshit as your baseline, is a damn noticeable difference vs. 6'.
Plus there's more and more dudes like me every day that are 6'2", and instead of telling girls we're 6'3" because of shoes we'll say 6'1" just to warp their idea of 6 foot.
So, you tell me if the girl that has been trained to assume I'm 6'0" or less when I say 6'1" because so many men have lied about their heights is going to notice the difference between 5'11" and 6'3" thinking we're both 6'?
That 2" difference is gradually becoming a 4"+ gap now that tall guys know how fun it is to lie to b***hes about our height for no reason at all other than to make manlets look goofier in their lies. And no girl ever goes "you look taller" to me when I say it. They just go "huh" and look to the left like they're remembering quite a few guys in that moment that don't measure up. You're welcome.
Why did you write an essay
Took me like 90 seconds to write that. OP is a dumb c**t, but you must be even more moronic if you think a few long sentences constitutes an "essay". Take your ritalin, Black person.
Why did you write an essay
some homies really be typing more than 5 words LMAO
He probably types with more than 2 fingers too baka
>baka
what means this """baka""" ???
>mad hole
rape PLAP PLAP PLAP rape PLAP PLAP --
Cause he’s gay
...and if you make yourself shorter as a tall guy and the manlets start seething and arguing, call them out on their short guy energy.
What is Allah's name is this nonsense
I am not reading a single word of your novel
T.6'2
its not a noticeable difference LMAO.
its 175cm vs 182cm, grab a measuring tape and hold on to the 7cm with your hand (i have no way to better phrase this).
Thats how little of a difference there is.
>be 182cm
>still tell people im 5'11
>at party
>bretty good, having fun
>group convo comes up about height
>everyone stating their height
>my turn
>"How tall are you, anon?"
>"..5'10''"
>(I'm actually 5'9'')
>"5'10''? you look shorter than that"
>"n-no, I'm really that tall"
>tall dude looks at me, "I don't believe you"
>"N-no, really..." I stutter
>tall guy and his and buddies are now laughing
>closing in on me
>I turn around, try to escape
>it's too late
>they catch me
>pull me to the ground
>flip me over on my stomach as a struggle feebly
>my shoes are pulled off
>the tall dude pulls out a measuring tape
>"Now we'll know the truth, anon."
>I kick and wail as they stretch me tall
>everyone gleefully cheering them on
>they measure me
>tall due starts laughing as he looks at the number
>"He's only 5'8!"
>qt's look away in disgust
>they let me go
>tell me I can get up
>I don't
>just lay there with my face squished against the hardwood floor
>feel something wet against my cheek
>realize I'm crying
Did you go to Boston college? I think I might have been there lmao
I am literally 6 feet 4 and 7/8th inches, but I tell people I am 6’4”
I used to be 6'2". I'm now 6'1.5" but I still say I'm 6'2"
>Am 6'0 no shoes
>Tell everyone I'm about 5'11
>gf panics and rushes to assure everyone I'm 6'
I've busted a couple of guys claiming to be 6'0 before.
>meet coworkers for drinks after work
>girl asks me how tall I am
>I'm 6'4 but tell her I'm 6'0
>another dyel manlet tells her he's also 6'0
>take tape measure out of prank bag
>suddenly he has to leave
>calls into work the next day
>we don't ever speak of it again
Frick you Noah.
>be 5'10
>tell everyone I'm 5'10
>no one (including any dates) ever have a problem with it
Feels good being an acceptable height
>5’11
>zoomer cousin who’s 5’6 always asking people’s height
>tell him 5’8
>he seems upset
>going to get license renewed
>”has any of this info changed?”
>my height
>change it to 5’8
>show zoomer cousin my license
>he wants to get measuring tape
True story, they just ask what your height is apparently and you could lie all you want
Turn him into a troony. Hell become your personal zoomer sex slave
> I'm actually 1'82cm
> Manlets insists that im at least 1'85 - 1'90
In my experience, every man Ive met lies about its height. Its amazing to see the horror on their faces when I say mine, and im not that tall.
>every man Ive met lies about its height
Eh I'm 172cm and when you're that short, there's no point pretending to be 175cm or whatever. I just tell people I'm 170cm.
You just confirmed that everyone lies about their height
>im 5 9
>5 9.5 when im standing straignt
>5 9.5 rounded up is 5 10
>5 11 wearing shoes
>5 11 rounded up is basically 6
>nothing wrong in lying about an extra inch. everybody does it
mfw im 6' 1'' tall
>be <height in ft and in>
>tell people nothing, cause no one actually asks that shit irl
>no one cares
Damn, feels good to actually outside and talk to people
Manlet lol you will NEVER be asked to get something from the top shelf in the grocery store
No, I don't lie about something moronic like how tall I am. What's wrong with you?
Don’t lie, we all do it.
No Satan, most guys don't.
Ya we do
Yes, but i claim to be 6'3''.
>ITT: Deranged discord ghouls making shit up
Nobody ever takes out a measuring tape.
When you get your drivers license or a new passport, they just ask you. The unbelievability of your LARPs reveal just how detached you all are from tangible reality outside of your internet misery breeding pits.
Who let junior here outta the pit?
>Well Anon, what are you doing? Are you gonna take your shoes off and join me or what?
I've had a guy I was a solid head taller than tell me he was 5'10" and I'm just 5'9. Even his girlfriend disputed it by saying I was lying about my height but nope, I've measured it myself.
5'10"
6'
6'2"
Increasingly, 6'3"
are all fraud heights. Anyone saying they're one of these is just "rounding" (lying)
Yes, if you haven't noticed, basically everyone lies through their teeth and adds ~2 inches to their height. This is also responsible for women having warped perceptions of height, since they're so used to guys lying and adding 2 or even 3 inches to their stated height. So when you're truthful and report your height as 5'10, she's picturing in her head what is actually a real height of like 5'7-5'8
I'm 6'2 and I claim to be about 6 foot when I'm near manlets to make them feel insecure and embarrass them about their height around women.
I'm 6'2 and have never thought to do this. Thank you.
I'm 5'11 or even 6' if I measure at the right time of day, and I still usually say I'm 5'10 because I genuinely don't care and don't want to risk coming off like OP
i'm exactly 5'10" barefoot and i've always stated exactly that but I think everyone lies so people think i'm shorter than I am
>5'10"
>tell everyone I'm 5'10"
Literally no one cares homosexual
Who wants to tell him?
I'm begging you to get off the internet and experience real life for once
I was legit 6'0 at one point but due to scoliosis, poor posture and age I have lost like 1 inch but I will not go out of my way to say I'm 5'11 now or whatever.
>5'10
tell people im
>five foot ten
Same except I’m 6’1
>6'3"
>6'4" in shoes
>manlets should know their place
>tell everyone I'm 6'0"
>6ft
>guy 3 inches taller than Mr says he's 6ft
>tell him I'm 5ft
Women have shit spatial awareness, it's why they can't organize shit when placed in a car trunk or drive/park well.
You can be 5'7 and tell a b***h you're 6' and she'll believe you.
>6’10
>played college basketball at Div I school
>invited to NBA combine
>didn’t really work out but still do practice squad sometimes
>tell everyone I’m 5’9
>manlet b***h says he’s 5’10
>mfw I have no face
How did you grow tall?
Milk
Noone has asked me how tall I am in like 8 years
That's because you are 450 pounds.
Only 160 sadly
>5'10
>tell People I'm 70 inches so their brains have to pause and do math
>continue conversation so they don't have time to realize I'm the king of manlets
>6ft
>6'1 in shoes
>tell everyone im 5'9
Nothing you do matters, everyone is laughing at you.
>5'10
>tell people I lost my shins fighting vietcong but I was really 6'6
>they thank me for my service
women know fricking nothing about height, I've had a grown woman try to convince me she was 185cm when I'm barely that and had almost a full head over her
spent my whole life thinking i was 6'2. Obese nurae waddles over and checks my height and weight at doctors office, its 6'1.5
Why even live?
that isn't how you spell walmart
fake picksher
I'm exactly 6'3" without shoes.
I'm exactly 185 pounds naked.
The fact that everybody lies about their height and weight is just pathetic. I watched a YouTube video where this guy went to the Arnold Classic and asked bodybuilders about their height/weight and like 80% of them lied by about 2 - 3 inches. Even the dude that was 6'4" was claiming he was 6'6". Y'all have serious mental issues you need to deal with.
Yes literally everyone
Do I basically HAVE to lie about my height now since others do too? I'm 5'10, but since almost every dude irl lies about his height, dudes who say they're 5'10 are probably just 5'8. Should I just start saying I'm 6'0?
Most people are liars and hypocrites, that doesn't mean you should be too.
>5'4 but shoes make me 5'5
>Add lifts to make me 5'6.5
>Socks add another 0.01 inch
>Vertical striped clothing makes me appear taller
>Round off to 6'2"
>be 6'3
>tell everyone i'm 6'
>everyone laughs at manlet
>be barely taller than my girl
>she says she's taller than me because girl's hight > man's hight and it doesn't count if I'm 2 cm taller
>girl's perceived social hight is her real hight + roughly 5 cm
>you gotta be taller than girl's meme hight by another 5 cm
>so if I'm 2 cm taller I'm actually 8 cm too short
She also warned me against arguing about this because it's cringe to be trying to prove your "real" 179 cm is taller than girl's claimed 180 cm (175 in actuality).
She needs corrective rape sounds like
I am 187cm but I tell everyone I am 188 because I like the double 8 =D, besides shoes add one cm
Anyone who is actually 6' will be able to tell because they are also 6'1" with shoes dumbass
sounds like cope to me
What happens when you're noticably shorter than someone who is actually 6 feet
I’m 6’1 and 3/4
I tell people I’m 6’2
Absolutely devious