>52 years old

>52 years old

What pact with the Devil do I have to make to look this good in my 50s?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fast.
    Wear makeup.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw unironically apply makeup and people tell me how good I look
      light makeup makes you look so much better and "stunning", add a good physique to it and you basically win, but I was always obsessed with aesthetics.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        didn't ask, gay. frick you.

        Wrong
        [...]
        Get blood transfusions from the young. A study on mice found blood transfusions from young to old mice boosted the youth of old mice. A millionaire is famous for doing a crazy diet and lifestyle to be the fittest possible, and he listed all the weird crap and mentioned last he did fricking blood transfusions with his 18 year old son.

        shut the frick up b***h. frickin homosexual ass little israelite.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Man I remember when I was 14 and learned to swear for the first time, good stuff

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong

      https://i.imgur.com/TzXbsUe.jpg

      >52 years old

      What pact with the Devil do I have to make to look this good in my 50s?

      Get blood transfusions from the young. A study on mice found blood transfusions from young to old mice boosted the youth of old mice. A millionaire is famous for doing a crazy diet and lifestyle to be the fittest possible, and he listed all the weird crap and mentioned last he did fricking blood transfusions with his 18 year old son.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fasting doesn’t do shit. Eat fruits and vegetables to nourish your skin as well as plenty of meat for protein. Also hop on fin

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        there's good advice in this post but 80% of it is bullshit

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you're too poor to afford his diet and lifestyle you stupid frick, not to mention his god damn israeli medical procedures. frickin homosexual ass ugly little vain motherfricker, you're pathetic you loser, now shut the frick up. no one will ever like you.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont think he has lived the normie debt stress life and also tip top diet probably.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't get fat as a male + don't go bald

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      too late for you then, moron. frickin queer.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/6vrRUEj.jpg

        didn't ask, gay. frick you.
        [...]
        shut the frick up b***h. frickin homosexual ass little israelite.

        [...]

        Gayest pictures I’ve ever seen

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          guess you never looked at any of your family albums, homosexual

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        im neither pal, stay cool in school

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has been vegan for the past 20 years apparently

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Makeup and low res photos

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      being permanently online and only seeing shitty picture of people made me think everyone had jadelike skin

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://pastebin.com/Hm9006g7

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lift

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Learn that things like moisturizers and other "girly" things actually help. My face went from crap to pretty good after I started a skincare deal.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stay lean and keep your hair
    Also this dude looks frickin weird tho low key, the Harrison ford or Mads mikkelsen method of aging is better, aka stay lean and keep your hair but actually look your age instead of trying to look like a 20 year old when you’re 50

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Here's the thing about what this anon is saying. Keep your hair with good genetics only because if you're a fintard you will look gay and stupid, everyone can spot a fintard.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heroin and a wig?

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