>6'. >lean. >5.5" penis

>6'
>lean
>5.5" penis
Why even bother lifting

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'8"
    >obese
    >8" penis
    Big dick means nothing.

    • 5 months ago
      Sage

      >5'4
      >Lean
      >7in peen
      Big penis means nothing if nobody wants to see it in the first place

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >5'4
        it was over before it even began

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Little boy maxx and try to frick pedo women, I guess. Or be rich af.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Enh if you look handsome and generally have your shit together - girls really don't care as long as you coom

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't feel bad. The big ones hurt. Especially when they contact the cervix.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop watching porn. It's like watching the NBA then getting mad because you can't dunk a basketball and aren't 6'7"

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      But I am mad that I'm not 6'7" and I can't dunk a basketball

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You got perfect boyfriend dick, I hear it doesn’t hurt like the bigger ones

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'7
    >chubby
    >5.5 peener
    >still get laid
    When all the old ladies tell me I'm handsome, I believe them

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'6
    >lean and muscular
    >5x5 penis
    >foreveralone

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5x5 penis
      nice

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah I mean you'll never be gigachad thunderwiener, but it's not all bad as long as you're average and have good blood flow. Girls care more about whether you're turned on by them than anything else. I don't even think girls care about cumming all that much if they really like you. But they sure as frick will get excited if your dick is throbbing rock hard when she reaches down for it. Like, if you know what it feels like to have a woman lust over you then you know how good the "frick me eyes" feels. Now, realistically speaking, girls can get that look from literally any guy because any guy would gladly frick a mcdouble if the circumstances allowed for it. But if you're ever in a position where she wants to have sex with you, then you have to realize that she sees your "frick me eyes" as high value FMEs which is basically the equivalent of a hot chick giving us FMEs. Plus girls cum from random shit. My ex would practically piss herself if I ripped her panties or stretched them or something. Girls will cum from hot shit that you, though ideally you have a decent or above average dick and apply the same rules. Otherwise, oral and fingering will always make a girl cum more than she ever could from any dick. You can't pound a pussy faster than you can finger a g spot no matter if you're full Black person genetics or not. But yeah just coom in b***hes, some also have small pussies so they're easier to SHTUFF! Word.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big dick is a israelite psyop. Theres homies that are average doing fine.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s normal

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6'2"
    >225, look like I lift in shirts. Cutting now, will be lean by summer.
    >7" wiener
    >white
    >blue eyes
    >handsome face
    >autistic NEET
    So close, but so far away.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dec 2022
    - 5'7"
    - 290lbs
    - 1" flaccid
    - 3" erect

    >Dec 2023
    - 5'7"
    - 230lbs
    - 3" flaccid
    - 6" erect

    feels good to have my penis back bros

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh no, I don't have and 8x6 monster ultra can for a wiener, how will women ever love me?

    Porn has rotted young men's brains.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes one thing you always forget is that women don't bring rulers to measure the dick's but instead men probably in most cases lie for 1 inch. I remember how delusional women were with their height and their boyfriend's dick sizes so they thought how they are 5'7 and my friends ex gf said how my friends dick is sometimes 8 inch and then showing me with her hands something that looks like 6 or 5 inch then I had to sustain myself from bursting for friend was near.

      • 5 months ago
        Sage

        Are you okay?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Also as I said women are delusional regarding their own height thinking they are 1 or 2 inches taller which makes me wonder why for men tend to larp that they are taller than they actually are and women just take those larping measurements a priori and start thinking how that's the measuring pattern for themselves.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'11
    >5.7''
    >Autistic
    >IST
    >Indian
    Why even bother living

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'7
    >7" penis
    >only 1 gf
    >scrolling 4chin
    why even live?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >okay
      >okay
      >okay
      >okay
      >RIP

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