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Why do women age so much better than men?

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    would

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you kidding?
    Dolly is among the most plastic people on the planet with all the surgery she's gone through.
    Really lives up to her name.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao thats not even her real skin. really wondeer what her legs and belly look like these days. still would though, love skinny old b***hes

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    absolutely would

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's what having good doctors and lots of money will do

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She's been bimbomaxxing since at least the 80s, wayyy before it was a thing. One of my first faps was a Fourth of July concert she did on PBS more than two decades ago. She's 75% responsible for my bimbo fetish. I remember her making a joke about how she calls her breasts "Awe and Wonder".

    Today's thots are just now catching up with her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      S
      Fully agree. She is a trailblazer of thot aesthetics.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/OoOm5La.jpg

        Skin colored cloth over her legs and tummy. The rest of her is plastic. And she was holding onto the stage props, conveniently placed like railing, the entire time because she's old and unstable. They did a very good job making her seem younger than she is.

        That's what having good doctors and lots of money will do

        As I got older and thought more with my actual head instead of my dick, I came to respect her in other ways. She gives a lot to charity and has been married to the same guy for almost 60 years, keeping their relationship extremely private (although she supposedly spoils him). Also, having that kind of longevity in the entertainment biz is no small feat.

        She's an exceptional individual without the breasts, snatched waist, and smooth face. Having all of that is just extra.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dolly is based, so few people who acclaimed such wealth and fame rarely do the good that she does, and the ones that often brag about it in various ways. By all means by her looks alone you'd expect her to be cruel and vapid, yet shes a true modern philanthropist. Great set of knockers too.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks anybody gets to that level of fame without doing some positively heinous shit
          lol

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She spends millions giving free books to kids every year

          [...]
          [...]
          Dolly lost my respect when she removed "Dixie" from her themepark. She also used Porter Wagoner back in the 60s to get her career. He loved her and lost her once she made her first record. A dick move.

          t. South

          Didnt know about the Dixie thing but I also have to assume she has a board pressuring her on shit like that saying she is out of touch, etc

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >men age like fine wi-ACK

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too much gay sex does that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is it about growing old that makes men wear their pants higher like that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        butt muscles disappears

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related is 93 years old btw (92 when the picture was taken)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dolly and Shatner are American icons. End of story.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Skin colored cloth over her legs and tummy. The rest of her is plastic. And she was holding onto the stage props, conveniently placed like railing, the entire time because she's old and unstable. They did a very good job making her seem younger than she is.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/zB8O9HO.jpg

      [...]
      [...]

      As I got older and thought more with my actual head instead of my dick, I came to respect her in other ways. She gives a lot to charity and has been married to the same guy for almost 60 years, keeping their relationship extremely private (although she supposedly spoils him). Also, having that kind of longevity in the entertainment biz is no small feat.

      She's an exceptional individual without the breasts, snatched waist, and smooth face. Having all of that is just extra.

      Dolly is based, so few people who acclaimed such wealth and fame rarely do the good that she does, and the ones that often brag about it in various ways. By all means by her looks alone you'd expect her to be cruel and vapid, yet shes a true modern philanthropist. Great set of knockers too.

      Dolly lost my respect when she removed "Dixie" from her themepark. She also used Porter Wagoner back in the 60s to get her career. He loved her and lost her once she made her first record. A dick move.

      t. South

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dolly Does Dallas

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Really bro? Even Dolly (who is based af) makes jokes about how she is more plastic than flesh

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Cassandra Peterson, queen of the gmilfs.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not even a 77 year old women will have sex with me because I'm a manlet

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