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How is this possible at near 80 years old?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    don't do drugs (except TRT)

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone is on roids

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This. If you havn't figured out by now that all the lies about roids are to keep you weak and your lifespan short, then your not gona make it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >if you havn't figured out by now that all the lies about roids are to keep you weak and your lifespan short, then your not gona make it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          who is this

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            TV chef Gordon Ramsay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This pleb took like 700 or 1gram of tren lmao. Also the actor, like alot of actors have easy as frick lives so they age well as they have it piss easy.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >whats up guys more prunes more poon here
          >today we are going to be discussing blood pressure medication and how to maximize your walker use to MINIMIZE upper body sarcopenia

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Thank you suicidal gains crab

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Uh, akshually, it’s u lobster.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >looks better than most zoomers in their 20's.
    blacks dont crack also
    trt

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn my man is looking mighty fine

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    damn, I'd say he looked amazing for 60, never mind fricking 80. would genuinely want to know his 'secret'

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    his secret? lying about his age

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Calisthenics
    Light cardio
    Low carb diet

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It don't crack homie

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trt obviously, lifted face, top tier healthcare, but most importantly black don't crack

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    U morons told me trt makes u die at 30

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      trt doesn’t
      but trt just brings up up to 1000ng/dl at best. beyond that is not trt.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You can be on TRT for deacades and be fine

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One word

    Black person

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >his secret
    femboi sissy pussy

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Coloreds skin don't age as fast as whites or Asians. Their dark skin protects them against the sun and the damaging affects of UV. This is why if you're light skinned you should always wear sunscreen when going outside. Wear a hat and protective clothing when staying outside for a long time.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Morgan freeman has looked old for decades, this homie is just built different

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Um no. Citing one example does not mean you'[re correct.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >looked old for decades
        This is the real “secret”. OP’s guy has looked 40 since he was 20. Now he looks 40 at nearly 80, but it’s the illusion of the fact he’s looked old forever. I knew a black guy in real life that went through the same thing, except he looked 35 since I knew him, and now looks his age at 35.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He had sex as a teen, those memories are like a heroin shot available to you all the time, for life. He is content with life. Not an incel. He doesn't throw a fit when he hears someone won the lottery, became a milionaire or got laid. He is geniuely happy for them. He works out and surely not probably sleeps 8 to 10 hours a night. Doesn't drink. Is always stress free because life doesnt frick him. Starred in one of the best kinos of all time, Oz.

  15. 1 month ago
    Klaus

    I'd rather age and look like a typical old man than inject myself every week, getting fades and dressing up like a guy in his 20s

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Trt probably
    He also prob is extremely flabby

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just for comparison, this guy was in his mid-30s at the time (~36). "Black don't crack" my ass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      long distance runners look like crusty ballsacks anyway

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