95% of you wouldn't stand a chance in a fight against a top tier MMA woman.
>inb4 guys who "watch a lot of UFC" think they could easily dominate any woman.
95% of you wouldn't stand a chance in a fight against a top tier MMA woman.
95% of you wouldn't stand a chance in a fight against a top tier MMA woman.
>inb4 guys who "watch a lot of UFC" think they could easily dominate any woman.
Are we talking same weight class or average woman fighter weight vs my weight? Huge difference.
The average man can beat any female fitness world record with a year or less of training.
Anybody who has actually fought or trained MMA will tell you women have extremely, incredibly soft punches, and they are very weak and easy to handle
I have trouble believing incels and what they have to say
I guess you don't really believe you're a woman then
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I could physically demolish the entire female roster of the UFC. There would be literally nothing they could do to stop me. I would crumple them in one punch, kick their legs out from under them, make them cry.
You got any grappling experience?
Judo black belt is probably already overkill but
is wrong. You need to know some form of grappling or you're gonna be helpless. Striking won't be as bad because women can't generate as much power but you would still do well to train muai thai or something for a year.
>You need to know some form of grappling or you're gonna be helpless.
You know we have these developed instincts from thousands of years of hand to hand combat right. In real life grappling experience might get you killed against someone going off instinct who will bite, gouge your eyes, etc
Even just being somewhat strong as an untrained grappler I was able to give trained guys a hard time just instinctually.
>i just see red bro
You’d get mauled by a decent female wrestler
You just suck at the jits bro.
Eye gouging works very well.. from top high mount. Good luck getting there w/o any grappling skills lol. Otherwise you're, just getting in striking range and wasting your shot on a low% move that you need to hit perfectly at least twice, or it won't end the fight.
>bro once instincts kick in its over bro, i just see red
please, i implore you, go to a decent jiujitsu gym during open mats and see how well instinct protects you once you give up your back (and if you're new you WILL give up your back at least once)
Brother when I’m wrist deep in your eye socket immediately after pulling your testicles off your body, your karate ain’t gonna matter
Every man thinks they know how to fight until they have to go against someone who's actually trained
Wrestling isn’t fighting
>wrestling isn't fighting
yeah sure thing bro
If gay ass cuddling is your training then you haven’t prepared yourself for a real fight. You might win. You might not. If you trained striking or something it might be different
you're right, because nobody has EVER cross trained grappling and striking
Jack off all trades master of bone
I am a master of bone.
Grappling > striking
you don't have to be a striker to get to mount and drop 12-6 elbows bouncing your head off the concrete while you reach for the eyes like a homosexual
Unless it's a woman, then all that training is just spicing up the impending rape.
Amanda Nunes and Holly Holm BOTH spar with men regularly.
Not saying they have more strength than an equivalent sized men, of course they don't, but both of these women have vast experience striking and grappling (holm maybe less on grappling, but she's gotten a lot better).
Fact is, an average guy would get the frick heemed out of him by either of them. Probably not if the guy has a very strong background in combat sports, though.
Remember Holly Holm was a world champion boxer before she ever got into the octagon. She's not a joke.
So how strong and skilled should a man be to beat them? I think that if I started training combat sports now I would be able to beat them in 5 years, I lift 1/2/3/4
>5 years
1 year for the average man, 6 months or less for an athletic or strong man.
The reason Amanda Nunes DOMINATES the women's division is only because her punches are close to as strong as an average man's (her weight) punches. Her skill isn't exceptional.
Are you talking about beating them in a street fight or in a judged MMA match? Because those are two different things. I'm assuming you mean the latter.
To beat Nunes, probably not terribly skilled. You should be an intermediate level boxer and at LEAST her size (she is big and quite strong for a woman). Where Nunes would probably get you is grappling, I think if she can get her hands on you and get you on the ground you would be in trouble.
To beat Holm, you would need higher level boxing. Holm would be a lot harder to hit, she moves faster than Nunes, but doesn't punch as hard - she scores points. Holm is also big for a woman and has a good range and deep cardio, so she could outmaneuver you and just stick you with little jabs all night and beat you. But if you could get your hands on her, and you had some grappling experience you could probably hold her down and take her.
How much do I have to train to be able to beat every woman in the world including the top UFC fighter? Would having a Judo black belt and lifting 2/3/4/5 be enough
1234 and no fighting experience at all. Women are really weak.
I'm in the 5%
>95% of you who don't do X even as a hobby, will get demolished by someone who not only does X for a living, but is among the best people in the world who do so.
Wow. You really got me there, OP.
you mean lesbians on steroids? yeah probably
Nah. I see all those "Female MMA fighter DESTROY wienery gym bro!" videos and every single one is the guy going easy on the girl because he can't just manhandle her or hit her. Yeah, no fricking duh the guy is gonna get put in an arm bar when he's only allowed to play around with her.
If you want to see how man vs woman actually fighting would go, go watch Fallon Fox smashing a woman's orbital bone.
and it's mostly manlets as tall as them with no training
>because he can't just manhandle her or hit her.
Why would anyone think so?
The moment a man hits a woman for any reason he gets dogpiled by other men and his social life and career are over. Men are programmed to respect and protect women on a genetic level and it takes a conscious act of will to resist it.
Apparently a pro MMA figher got KO'd by his pro fighter GF with a headkick:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3818640/UFC-fighter-Julian-Wallace-fiancee-Jessy-Jess-choke-hold-kicked-face.html
Anybody can get KO'd
I've been wobbled (never actually KO'd) in sparring twice, both times by people smaller than me, and one was a woman
She was just winging head kicks as hard as she could, while I was blocking and pressuring to force her on the back foot. I was also coaching, and was trying to teach her something
It's a common story, little guys go harder on big guys than big guys can go on little guys, it sucks
jessy jess was pretty hot and did alright in the ufc. but could tell she had trash taste
>train your whole life to beat huge pro mma fighters
>go into a roid schizo attack and try to dominate and humiliate your girlfriend
>she KO you with one kick and get you in jail
that must be the most emasculating shit a mma fighter can suffer, that guy must be contemplating suicide right now, you lost an actual fight to the death to a girl way below your weightclass, insane L
>However the woman got herself out of the choke hold and kicked Wallace, knocking him out before calling the police.
Actually the article is confusing, since it also says he kicked her?
I do MMA. Sometimes I spar against women.
I assure you. Except if the woman has a very, very lucky strike to the jaw with her knee or elbow or something, she has no chance against a normal fit male.
They do not have enough power in their bodies. They're different creatures.
I did muay thai for a few years. I remember this one chick whom I believe had a few fights under her belt. I was at a point where I was still pretty new, but getting the hang of it. She asked if I would spar with her and I accepted. I really can't remember what I did, but I either teeped her or went for the thigh. She called off the match right after that. I really felt bad, but I honestly thought I wasn't going too rough on her. Then again, it was really hard for me to gauge my strength around that time. I actually got in trouble because I was getting the newbies a bit too hard. I genuinely thought I was pulling my punches enough and the gloves cushioned my blows. From then on, I would spar with my hands open in my gloves, that way if I hit too hard I'd break my hand.
I used to be an active amateur boxer and I once sparred which was then the best female boxer in my country. It was a fricking joke to me. No power and everything they so is basically slow motion.
It's a lose-lose situation. Either you actually lose, or you win, but look like an butthole beating up a girl.
i body slammed a girl in college who wanted to wrestle me.
I can drop any human with one strike.
https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/mma/10451247/female-ufc-fighter-cindy-dandois-horrifically-beaten-up/
>Black belt in Judo; Purple belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
>1, 70 m
>70 kg
>ie size of a small to average male
>16 wins 7 losses
Gets beaten easily by a nobody in a street fight.
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/ufc/ufc-fighter-robbed-polyana-viana-brazil-gunpoint-beats-up-mugger-man-attack-injuries-fake-gun-a8716971.htmlpxykd
The article makes no mention of the muggers build. I doubt it was a massive 6'5 br homie, probably some malnourished tweaking hobo who thought it's a brilliant plan to mug people with a cardboard gun.
Fake news anyway. Why would a robber IN FRICKING BRAZIL look for unarmed combat instead of just pow pow?
At the time she was the GOAT woman kickboxer and undefeated, she lost to an amateur guy. Around 4.55 you can see he realizes her punches don't actually have any power and he opens up and KOs her
Nunez is so ugly it's unreal
Shevchenko's my waifu 4 life
you're right, I wouldn't dominate her. I would fricking kill her with one hand behind my back
I don't buy it for a moment that I wouldn't mog 99.99999% females on the planet. I'm 5'10 and I work out. That practically makes me God compared to average girl strength. I had scuffles with hysterical females and beating a child would be harder. Women aren't just physically weak, they're also mentally weak, prpne to panic, they can't move their bodies in efficient and concentrated ways like men. Perhaps if you chose top 100, cream of the crop, just elite fricking genetic female freaks who produce more test in their pussy than I do with my nuts, then maybe, MAYBE some of them could give me a fight to remember.
So a literal professional fighter at the top of their game vs the average man of course professional will have the advantage.
>95% of you wouldn't stand a chance in a fight against a top tier MMA woman.
Factually wrong, average sized untrained man (note I said man and not manlet) fricks them up beyond recognition
That being said I would love sniff some female mma feet maybe even lick them if you know what I'm saying.
I'm a woman respecter btw
Nah mate, women have decent leg strength but everything upper body men absolutely heem them, not to mention weighing more in general. When I hit 1/2/3/4 I realised that I would absolutely wreck any woman if I had to.
What about women who can also hit 1/2/3/4
Women who are able to 1/2/3/4 aren't women. If you had 100 women and trained them for 3 years, how many could bench 100 kg natty? 1 maybe? Heaviest I've seen a woman lift is like 65kg
Lifting doesn't really mean anything past a certain point though. I get that's not very heavy, but heavy lifts is a moronic metric. I bet tons of guys out lift a lot of elite MMA fighters, but they would get fricked up if they tried to fight them.
Heavy lifts are such a moronic metric
That's why Jon Jones is fricking ragdolling the entire heavyweight division as if he was Broly from Dragon Ball Z right? That's why half the people who fight him get fricking crippled?
Yes, if you don't know how to kick, squatting 5 plates won't make you a good kicker. But if you do know how to kick, and you can squat 5 plates, you're going to be making your opponent's need knee surgeries
his point wasnt "i would win because i can bench press more than women can"
his point was "women are so weak that 80kg bench press is basically the natty limit for them unless they become obese"
>80kg bench press is basically the natty limit for them
Who is Jessica better for 500 Alex? (107.5kg) in a tested comp.
yeah and jesus is natty too right LOL
She gets random testing. People from the comp can just show up at random and get a sample.
same comp where a so called natty crushed the roided WR?
You talking shit about the King of kings like he ain’t knowing? Jesus is natty, and he was throwing around stone and heavy wooden tables like they wasn’t shit, you little b***h.
You just grapple and overpower them, if they know you out in the first punch fair enough
knock*
lol you're fricking moronic. male zoomers these days need to roid to get to 100kg bench, they certainly aren't doing that natty. make of that what you will
I remember the first time I grappled with a competent woman, huge ego check, I still did well but she gave e more trouble than some 180+lbs guys.
People that have never done combat sports have no idea how bad a good female fighter would frick them up, doesn't matter how big they are
Guys without training. I've seen women without training think they can fight me because they are taller than me. I would show them they are wrong, but society doesn't want me to do that.
Amanda Nunes got destroyed by Juliana pena in their first fight. Juliana has some of the absolute worst technique in MMA history.
this fight really opened my eyes to how awful women's MMA is. I wouldn't frick around with them on the ground, but none of these b***hes can strike. I don't understand what they could possibly be doing in the training room to not be able to throw a single proper punch, and how that is still enough to get a win over the "goat".
Nunes obviously has more power than anyone else in women's MMA. If she can catch her opponent with a punch, that's what matters. She literally stumped Pena with a switch stance hook every time she stepped in when she took back her belt. So yeah we're not talking super high level fighters.
As for how Pena caught Nunes the first time, that was just Pena's team doing a good job figuring out Nunes' striking and Nunes being so arrogant that she didn't consider Pena a threat.
Thing about womens MMA is there are FAR fewer contenders in every promotion, so taking a loss does a lot less damage to their ranking. Hell the women's Featherweight division only has ONE fighter listed on UFC's official site! This means they can fight a little more sloppy and take risks the men can't. I think it makes for more entertaining fights sometimes, but only if you don't get wrapped up in technical details and just want to see a good scrap.
there's no technical details in the striking. If taking your head off line while throwing a jab is enough to completely btfo the women's goat then them b***hes can't strike, simple as.
I think that was my point, that if you are only concerned with the technical details then yes you probably wont enjoy the fight.
Nunes probably took a dive for that fight, she was handling her in the first round then she just gave up. The odds was 1 to 10
she was gassing from being a big b***h and throwing everything with power + missing and getting countered over and over
No, I don't think so. I think Nunes slept on her preparation and Pena's team exploited some gaps in her striking and ground game and caught her. After all, you reach a point I guess where you think you're unstoppable and it goes to your head maybe?
Anyway for her rematch with Pena she came up with a surprise tatic that Pena couldn't adjust for.
I don’t buy Ppv with women in it
Ufc should drop them and just add more make fighters
I am the silent majority
>I don’t buy Ppv with women in it
You pay for UFC ppvs? LOL
Shevchenko is the only competent striker in women's UFC
>inb4 she lost title
Lol no, she got outstruck in her last fight, and besides being a woman fighting she has also a boring style
I'm biased because I'm in love with her
yeah I have a fantasy involving Valentina Shevchenko and Holly Holm, I gotta say.
>ywn dance with valentina at her pool
She is so fricking cute with her cringey dancing. Jesus christ muh dick.
she's good but she's really inactive and just spins randomly and I'm not just saying that because of her last fight. The only really good women's strikers are in One Championship's kickboxing and muay thai scene imo.
There are some good strikers in women's UFC, not just Valentina. I think Valentina was starting to show some cracks in her previous fight too. If she focuses she can get her belt back, I think.
100% of top tier mma women wouldn't stand a chance against .38 special
I'm a blue belt with a good striking, I think I could take a lot of them
I would rape her in public after brutalizing her.
I wouldn't because I will cum.
>implying I'd try to win
Haha nooo don't put me in north south, I can't defend against that.
The number of times I've seen holly holm pacing like a caged animal before the fight and wondered what it smells like...
Don't grapple me, anything but that haha
In reality this will mostly be men doing this to you btw
this isn't true i was fat and untrained when i decided to change my life and went to mma gym and got paired with a national champion girl and she couldn't do shit
even though i was out of breath fast she tapped out because i was just too massive
i totally understood why within the confines of a ring sumo wrestlers seem op
That’s why I choke mine
you are 100% right I wouldn't dare to hit a woman and I don't even go to places that she-men go so there's 0% chance I ever meet one, even then that there bigger chances she'd be rather flirting than fighting due to my handsome face, incredible ripped symmetrical body and of course 6'0" hight.
wagmi bros don't hit women they are not worth it
unless you're an incel then the ~40% chance of free rape is worth it
I want to massage their feet after a match so fricking much bros
You shouldn’t be mad or surprised that people think that 120lbs petite chick could beat you up. It’s just so natural to assume that you’r stronger than her even if you not.
I think people should be realistic about these things. When people talk about how Ronda Rousey could kick most guys asses, its literally comical. She's like 5'5 and 120lb, built like a teenage boy. In a real street fight against an average fit male she would be mauled. No one would expect a teenage boy to beat a grown man so why do we think women can?
nobody except delusional women actually believe this shit, it's just an effective trolling tactic because there are countless midwits like (You) who feel the need to UM WELL ACKSHUALLY
Yea dawg lets get realistic. I'm 6' 225# former strongman competitor and green belt in judo who regularly gets his ass kicked by a brown belt who is about the size of Ronda. The more I try to beast mode her around the easier she throws me. And in ground game she just chokes me at will. I'm pretty sure Ronda is at least a Shodan in judo and have no doubt she would obliterate just about everyone on this forum.
that's frickin hilarious how weak and gay you are lol
Okay. Now in the real world, if the same girl tried to fight you, you could just downward elbow her head and it's over in one hit.
>She's like 5'5 and 120lb, built like a teenage boy. In a real street fight against an average fit male she would be mauled.
Okay but what about say, a Ronda Rousey
type who was 5'10" and 190 lbs?
P4p still weaker a guy can do basically wrestling to get out of her holds and smash her windpipe
she was more like 150 walk around weight but she can't really throw a punch
women with good training a lot of times beat trained dudes, so an untarined dude has no chance against an elite MMA fighter
https://jiujitsutimes.com/17-year-old-mma-fighter-uses-jiu-jitsu-to-submit-male-opponent-in-22-seconds/
>Jiu jujitsu
>fighting
only one vid is about jiujitsu, the other 3 are striking or MMA
>mma
>fighting
oh you're one of those deluded "i can gauge his eyes" gays
We’re all products of our environments. I learned on the streets; in other words I’m hard. You learned on some foam mats–you’re soft. Think about that
Unless you've trained on this, you are an eternal wuss.
>da streetz
You probably think you sound really cool and gritty, but you actually just come off as an edge lord homosexual who has no idea what they're talking about
You just need to choke the b***h and she submits.
Idk dude I used to thai boxing with wumen and even the top one were pretty easy, there is no match. Also a fit boxing women is like 50kg while men are more 75-80, you can feel those 25-30kg.
My whole goal is to get head locked in her thighs. Winning isn't my goal.
Justin burner can frick half of them up in a bar fight
Fallon fox would take that belt
I wish brock leaner came back as a woman to crush them
good joke. Even the most beta male on this board would win
>95% of you wouldn't stand a chance in a fight against a top tier MMA woman.
LMAO no, not even close, moron.
>6ft tall 190lbs
That alone is enough to beat up 99% of female MMA fighters.
But let me be more precise.
- I've trained kickboxing for 3 years as a teen and 2 more years later on as an adult.
- I regularly hit my punching as as addition to my workout
- I workout, and am stronger than most men already, so comparing to women makes it even more hilarious
Now, onto physiological differences.
Even if you account for a weight difference, a man would beat up most if no all women at the same weight range.
Men have advantages, such as :
- Our brain is different. Our brain issimply more porwerfuln our neurons better than females
- Reflex time is vastly superior
- Movement Speed is vastly superior
- Our fast-twitch and slow twitch muscles are better
- The quality of our muscle tissue is better
- We have higher bone density
- We have huge hormonal difference. A women wouldhaveto inject herself with loads of test forhere to evenbe a comparison, and eventhen they are still a a severe disadvantage
- Men are simply better at violence
- Men do better under stress
- Men are taller and gave longer arms/ more reach
- Our body was made to fight and hunt while he female body was made to pick berries and bear children
- Men deal better with extreme emotions especially when it comes to an adrenaline rush
- Men have more muscles overall, while women have more fat, so even at the wame weight we are not equal at all
- The biggest muscle difference one the body between men and women are Hands. This is why women always need men to open brand new jars and it feels so easyh for us while it is so hard for them.
- Our Eyes are optimized to pick up on fast movements for hunting. Women are better at colors (again for picking berries) which is absolutely useless in a combat scenario.
Need more scienctific fact to prove the point?
Even people like Joe Rogan, who are experts on this topic will say that
>The best female MMA fighter can take on "most men"
>But a man that works out and has martialarts training can defeat 100% of women on the planet.
Men who do fitness, resistance training, cardio and have developped muscles will anihilate pretty much any female fighter unless the man we're talking about is a manlet or a twink.
I think I posted he wrong YT link
This is the correct one.
>"A Tough Woman can beat a variety of men, but a really tough mancan beat ALL women".
Said by Dr Peterson in the video and Joe Rogan not only agrees he backs him up on it too
>95% of you wouldn't stand a chance in a fight against a top tier MMA woman.
>starts talking about himself
Seems like your reading comprehension isn't quite as well developed as your MMA skills.
>Our brain issimply more porwerfuln our neurons better than females
Sorry for the typos but even though average IQ is the same for men and women, or neurons are indeed different.
Men's neurons are bigger and have more connections to other neurons.
I'm not saying men are necesserily smarter than women, I'm acknowledging he biological differences between men and women.
Here, if you're interested and/or don't believe me :
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/10073431/
what a numbnuts. The point is 95% of men don't match all the points you just made. Most men are not trained kickboxers and are not "stronger than most men".
Furthermore, the point isn't "can you beat up a professional MMA fighter on the street" it's "could you beat them in a judged MMA match" where rules apply regarding weight classes and allowed strikes and holds.
And the fact is 95% of men (just estimating) would probably lose to a high level female MMA fighter like Nunes under those conditions. Now a man with boxing skills and experience might fare better, probably even be able to beat her in a sanctioned match (if the commission were to ever sanction such a thing, which they probably wouldn't).
>most men are...not stronger than most men
No way.
First time I did BJJ I was paired with a thick Asian girl and spent an hour and a half laying on the mat with her. I loved BJJ ever since. It was very sexual and my pee pee was stimulated. I love martial arts.
would be p embarrassing if a healthy sized male couldn't defeat most women on the planet. It is literally the thing the disposable sex of the species has as its birth purpose