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martial arts larpers are the most cringe homosexuals out of all male-oriented interests I know of
just pick up a sport and shut the frick up, nobody cares that you're "tough" or "war/apocalypse ready"
Yet theyd dismantle you
And that's all there is to it
dismantle me in what? bbj? sure yeah I don't care
nobody fricking cares, homosexual
we'll all continue pretending you aren't doing it hoping another dude's balls start smacking your face
Yet you are below them because they can beat you up
And that's all there is to it
>he doesn't mind that other men could rape him effortlessly
way to admit you're a homosexual, anon
Yeah, you'd get rocked lmao
Wrestling and stuff is one of the oldest known "sports" known to all of human kind. Probably wasn't very safe back then, though.
You’d get shot
>martial arts larpers are the most cringe homosexuals out of all male-oriented interests I know of
for whatever reason martial arts attracts a very dorky crowd. Those dorks get a bit of confidence and become narcissists. So much for checkin' yer ego. Martial arts clubs have been ruined since at least 2013 (main stream mma). Old school karate and judo clubs were way more fun (popularized by martial arts movies). Still attracted dorks, but the crowd was a lot better overall.
also, the most important factor in a fight is almost always cardio
Bro I could pop your knee put while jsrking you off piled up or not
Oh yeah bro I could get undercooked on YOUR STUPID ASS AND PILEDRIVE OIL CHECK YOU AMD IIIIIITTTTTSSSSS OOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Youre a fricking Black person and I hate you
I'm 15lbs heavier than you
Honestly, oh shit. Well frick. My repertoire of not karate indicates that when we butt heads you will have a distinct advantage over me.
Nobody can possibly throw a punch before I get into grappling range. Your understanding of martial arts is vastly innumerable by my swift and bold REAL... wrestling athleticism and steroids.
Bro I'm a 3rd party I'm like 6ft 3 235 I'll frick you up over the course of a half an hour.
Well I'm a god of the 2nd round, I take it easy then I let it loose.
Okay man, you can't get me down in the second. I'll tire you out in the first.
The entire rest of that 30-40 minutes is just me dancing around you.
"OH hey here's a chanc-"
>BEUW
"Oh no I can't take 20 more of these-"
>papp
"If he follows up with like 5 more of those I'm fricke'-
>plap
You're a complete FRICKING IDIOT!
How much do you even weigh and what kind of exact dogshit is your technique? My stiff jab hits harder than your 100% right straight get the frick out of here Black person.
Your footwork is shirtier than shit. I am faster than you and can easily ko you with a hard punch.
I'm doing fine against other white belts, thank you for your concern
Pew pew from my lil .22 you’re all dead
The only thing that matters nowadays is willingness to inflict violence not ability.
Its like saying you’re a distance runner so you can transport cargo across the country better when there’s trucks n shit.
Also the whole balls in your face thing. Lol. Lmao even
You know, you CAN have all 3.
>good hands in a pinch
>weapon(s)
>the will
You're such a little fat teenager in your mentality.
Do you have any idea how common it is for people to carry a pocket knife? I do.
t.purple belt
Good luck getting that knife out with two broken arms
Behold, the great equalizer
No
If it takes you longer than a year to obtain 'black belt knowledge " you are literally moronic
The big thing that matters is how much violence you will go in with. I’ve knocked a number of other guys out with punches, had my fingers behind guys eyes, bit a guys finger off once, strangled people out, smashed heads into street furniture, broke a guys collarbone then dragged him around by his arm. Training in a martial art is going to help you in a lot of cases, but if you meet someone who can and will come in and use extreme violence, your hubris will be your downfall.
Wow. Okay mr tough guy
>bro i just see red
>glovecucks are at it again
>Trained fighter shoulder barges you in front of your wife
What now pussy
>wait till he turns around to “fight” my three friends and then grab his waist while my friends body him and throw him down
Why should anyone ever fight one on one?
So you're brown ok
I am so much bigger and stronger than bjj cucks that they can't lock any part of my body. I simply pick them up and smash them against the ground until they let go. It's not even funny. You martial arts gays think that "technique" and "skill" matter while the truth is that only superior STRENGTH and SIZE matter. Can your "technique" and "skill" stop a charging bull? No. That's why martial arts are ineffective against me, if you try to keep your distance and strike, I simply charge and run you over. The funny part is that whatever you do, you'd never be able to even begin closing that gap as my size and strength grows by the day.
Martial morons try to make up for their puny size with their "skill". It's sad really. It's better to give up altogether and plant flowers or something.
Don't start me on gungays. I'd probably twist their heads off while they fumble their gun with their weak spaghetti fingers.
post body
anon, strongman champions get crushed by bjj guys, your dyel fatass 6'2 body would become minced meat against any black belt
Anon.....
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what a shitshow, if you want to see some real jiu jitsu here you go
"real" jiu jitsu and gay (gi) jiu jutsu doesnt work on opponents who can hit you back. I'd rather watch MMA guys
How does a BBJ pro takedown a 400lb strongman trying to hit them?
snap/armdrag to get behind him, kick the knee in, lock a RNC in, choke him unconscious, let go. He falls to the ground. Takedown achieved.
He breaks your arm just by grabbing it
Quiet the opposite actually. those bjj pros were struggling with the strongmen who were going super easy on them. Strongman just fully lies on him and he's done for
Quads of invincible truth.
I bear witness.
A male strongman to a male BJJ gay is as to a man vs a female BJJ c**t.
>Yeah man I’m like a… raging fricking bull
>I can frick up anybody in theory
>I’m so strong, haven’t you seen those marvel movies with the hulk, that’s literally me
*yawn* you will never have the balls to step in a fighting gym so just be quiet
big dudes who haven't trained neck and specifically have experienced getting choked out are the easiest to choke out, you don't even need good form
>you will never have the balls to step in a fighting gym so just be quiet
It's the other way around. Pajamagays refuse to fight unless people concede to a location of their choosing a dictionary-thick rulebook.
I knew a guy who did this shit for 8 years and refused to fight me, even on grass. Literally kept pulling the "you might get hurt" excuse with that quiver in his voice like he was about to cry.
Other than at professional levels this combat sports homosexualy is simply an extension of two kids choreographing a sword fight with sticks.
>okay now YOU be the bad guy and let ME win!
I'm a purple belt, I'll be ok
So i look like shit, am kinda weak compared to you gays, but i love beating the living shit out of people stronger or taller than me. Call it manlet syndrome, but it's so satisfying to see people become meek.
>go to my MA gym, after 2 months of break
>new guy with 10 bycepz and 20pecs wants to spar
>ask to go light
>he doesn't and actually hits to damage me
And that's how Adrian received his first tybia to the chin. And that how Stefan got his tall muscular body destroyed with a liver punch. And that's how whats his name got strangled despite being obviously stronger than i am.
You gays don't deserve to be called men. Ypu are blessed with better physique, taller bodies, longer arms than i, yet i can wreck most of you.
t. 14years of kyokushin, mma and judo
I'm a perpetual brown belt and I have no idea how to progress. My coach tells me I'm "nowhere near a black belt" but I'm manhandling black belts from the same gym and others.
its not about being good enough to tap someone, it's based on a curriculum of knowledge. i can tap a purple belt because im a top player and i'm big and strong, but i can't do de la rivas and iminari rolls for shit so im not a fricking purple belt yet no matter which way you cut it.
My knowledge is in no way lacking either, even other black belts say so. I definitely prefer to keep it simple, but that's just because simplicity works you know? I don't go fishing for imanari rolls or the like, so I hear about that from my coach a lot. But if every time I do he's just conveniently looking away, why should I do that when I can instead practice more widely applicable techniques to perfection like hip escapes and triangle chokes?
Sounds like he's just stringing you for no real reason. To me it feels like he wants to be the only black belt in the gym. Unless you're at some comp gym where you have to win ibjjf pans to promote or something it doesn't make sense why he won't let you clearly know what's needed to promote.
I think he's stringing me along too, but I want to give him the benefit of the doubt. He and I sometimes butt heads about complex techniques, like how he keeps trying to move to the "fun stuff" like darce chokes and gogoplata in beginner classes with new people that have footwork comparable to a newborn instead of, you know, teaching footwork
I should probably add too, but I don't interrupt in the middle of his lessons to say "you're wrong", I wait until in between lessons
Your coach should be able to guide you. If he says you're lacking something then he should just tell you. Almost like coaching an athlete. Some guys are so bad at this and want to keep some great mystery but it's such a giant waste of time. I've been training since 2010, three stipe brown. Most coaches especially for casual guys just suck at their job and don't really provide much past like mid blue. At your level and experience you should 100% be able to have a talk with the coach and have him clearly state where you need to be.
but can you tap a purple belt who's also big and strong? bernardo faria once said he hoped he could win the world championship with only half guard and over under cause that was all he knew, there's a point in which just being the best at a couple techniques is simply better than being mediocre at 100 different ones, Roger Gracie is probably the best example of mastering the basics
Belt colors are a meme. Mica is a blue belt and he's better than 99.9% of all black belts in the world
stop complaining, go compete and win gold everytime
he'll basically be forced to promote you
if you just want to be a hobbyist cuck then you'll have to roll with the flow and accept whatever subjective standards your coach sets
14 years of martial arts, with 4.5 years of bjj. Black belts are setting up moves way in advance. What positions are you weakest in, Are you incapable of finishing in certain areas? do you always revert to your 1 go-to submission? You have gaps in your game somewhere.
If you arent thinking 4-5 moves ahead and setting things up that could be a reason. Your understanding of certain positions and how to transition could be a thing, or it could be using too much strength and athleticism.
BJJ isn't real, just stand up
Lol imagine if real pieces of dirt are fighting in this war for desire
huehue monkey fu is only good at fighting itself, like wing chun bullshit fu
if it was actually useful they wouldn't have set up early ufc by banning all the brute force counters to it
While we're b***hing about stuff, I might as well get this off of my chest. I signed up to a Muay Thai gym about a year ago and we have spent a grand total of one day learning about elbows
Elbows are overrated
*pulls out gun*
Your response, mat rats?
*unzips dick*
your move, fatso
Not if I bring a pipebomb
These homosexuals would go for a takedown and i'd just knee them in the face
So I was rolling with a new white belt female the other day and she didnt tap to rnc so I choked her out and she pissed herself. She came to and started crying
Then the instructor told me to go home for the day. This was a few hours ago. Idk what to say.
Jfc dude just don't let her out dont choke her out. You'd get shitstomped by any black belt any time you spar them, they're gonna try to frick you up.
Maybe elbow or punch them if they try to frick your joints up for white knight revenge, they're 150lbs.
Wtf I thought the whole point was to choke people and if they don't tap they're not being choked properly?
Here's the deal, Satan. You're supposed.to go easy on the girls so they can pretend they're tough and brave.
She didn't tap out because you're supposed to cater to her power fantasy, not hold her to the same level as a man.
That post is worth 667 golden rabbits. I've only got 37298474993 bronze doubloons and 4792747939477 magenta rainbows
I rolled with one maybe half a year ago but my rnc ended up popping her neck and upper back because she wouldn't tap and I didn't want to choke her out. When we got up she stretched and said "I want to do that again"
And then everyone clapped
I dont even bother finishing people. I dont want to injure them. I secure the submission, ask if they want me to finish, if they keep resisting on any type of armbar or shoulder lock, i just move on. You know when you secure it, your need to 'finish' is simply an ego thing to try and show the other person you win.
Have enough confidence to move on and keep rolling. "Submitting" someone does not make you better. Securing it, and then moving on is all that you need. I mean, why bother finishing someone in a mounted triangle, or a RNC that is DEEP.
Destroy your ego and you will be better.
Nah I've challenged gays at this level and above and they literally will not fight me unless I agree to the homosexualy rules of their gay pajama dance club.
The people you tried to fight were real
We're in hell
A bjj blue belt will literally break a top lifters arm no cap
>A dyel white belt can dismantle you
I have a gun. And I'm fat.
You ain't getting that gun out before he double legs you and breaks both your arms
I'm fat, though. His fists would bounce right off me. Then I'd shoot him. And eat him.
No you can't. If you stick to it, you'll realize how cringe this post is at around 2nd stripe blue belt.