>a small handful of nuts is like 1000 cals of pure fat and instantly turn you fat

>a small handful of nuts is like 1000 cals of pure fat and instantly turn you fat
This shit is some kind of black magic

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I read years ago that there is a very solid correlation between eating large amounts of nuts and weight loss that science doesn’t understand as they’re so calorie dense

    So yeah there’s something magic about them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say people who want to lose weight are more likely to eat nuts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I read somewhere that you're gay

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        What magazine? The opposite daily?

        Owned

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          your mother is a prostitute

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I can't believe your father would say that to you.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              both of you kiss rn

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Because you shit half of it. Unless you grind the nuts into powder you aren't absorbing them.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You chew them into paste, you mongoloid. Or are you swallowing chunks?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The cellulose traps 25% of the fat and prevents it from being digested.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            But aren't humans natural herbivores? I thought herbivores can digest cellulose?

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Get a life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      they're filling and take a while to digest. i eat them before bed because they keep me from getting hungry during the night.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    1.3 cups of peanuts is 1,000 calories. You're fricking moronic, a fat piece of shit and gay.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is a cup? Fricking Americans and their completely arbitrary measurement units. Use liters and grams and meters, you fricking savages. Also it's day > month > year.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Year>Month>Day is the only acceptable order, as its self sorting. Day Month Year is acceptable in conversation only. Month Day Year is never acceptable, there's no situation in which I need to know the month before I know the day, and plenty of situations where the month is irrelevant entirely in conversation or data.

        I read years ago that there is a very solid correlation between eating large amounts of nuts and weight loss that science doesn’t understand as they’re so calorie dense

        So yeah there’s something magic about them

        If you have a good sense of portion control, they're really filling, and that fill lasts. You just need to serve yourself a small amount, not just fill a cereal bowl like you might with a bag of chips. Considering how expensive doing that with nuts would be, it probably self selects out idiots who want to eat big, leaving mostly folks who don't go full moron, and likely have better habits in other portions of their diet too.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Day Month Year is acceptable in conversation only.
          >"The twenty ninth of February, in the year of two thousand and twenty three"

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >day > month > year
        I will only accept that if it's DD.MMM.YYYY. otherwise I default to MM.DD.YY.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Carnivore morons will claim that these extremely calorie dense foods that are universally available and which require no processing to store for the winter months were never a significant source of calories for early humans.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      ok satan

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Calorie dense foods are the best foods when you think about it. It is so ironic that the normies believe some diet where they avoid calorie dense foods "because they don't want to get fat". A food that gives you so much energy without taking up much space in your stomach and therefore that requires less processing because it is less material, is all around better for your body. It is the best source of energy.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        But nuts are not easily digestible. They are full of oxalates and lectins.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          True nuts are easily digestible, and varieties like pecans, walnuts and pistachios are very low in lectins.
          Legumes like peanuts, almonds and cashews are a different story, but we're not talking about legumes, we're talking about nuts.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that's why you don't eat them raw you fricking moron

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Kek.
            Make sure to soak your nuts for 3 days in boiling water before consuming!

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >oxalates
          frick nevermind then

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Meat is superior in every way and is easily available throughout the year, moreso than nuts ever could be.

      Why eat nuts when you can sugmadick?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >it's another black and white, either / or, binary thinking moron
        You can eat meat AND nuts anon.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          All of my evidence says only eat meat, with exceptions to those who are starving to death. There is no middle ground, only obvious truth. Plants are bad for us. Meat is good. Consuming both is asking for plant-related issues needlessly when meat has everything and more.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >All of my evidence says only eat meat
            Let's be honest anon, you ignore all evidence that suggests people who eat any amount of plants have positive health outcomes.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              No, I admit that plant diets can cause atrophy that makes people thin. Can someone consume only plants, living optimally, sustained over an average lifespan? Certainly not.

              You're doomed to the diseases of the western world if you do so.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine being afraid of a carrot lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Imagine being afraid of honesty lol

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                You can eat both, you're not gonna shrivel up and die if you ate some corn

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                exactly. the post you responded to had nothing to do with exclusion of plants. and certainly not *carrots* which, even the most "anti-nutrient" fearing carnivore would consider one of the safest vegetables.
                your response was dishonest no matter how you look at it.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Can someone consume only meat, living optimally, sustained over an average lifespan? Certainly not.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Not him, but yes, obviously. Pretty much everyone who has switched to an only-beef diet for 3mo or more instantly upgrades their health and fitness

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Except when it almost killed half of its advocates with the heart arrhythmia, kidney failure and skin turning yellow and they all came off it to go back to paleo quietly

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                Woah, who did that?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >were never a significant source of calories for early humans.
      Well to be honest, they weren't until we invented agriculture. In the wild, there aren't exactly a lot of nut tree forests (also keep in mind that the nuts we have today have been cultivated over thousands of years, to be a lot bigger and have more calories)

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I must eat... I don't know.. so many pistachio nuts I could build a house out of them. I am very lean.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I personally know a guy who actually beat lung cancer, he's extremely fit and his diet consists mostly of walnuts, leaf greens and a shit ton of garlic. He doesn't eat meat and I think limits dairy as well.
    Anyway he eats walnuts by the handfuls, he easily downs 3000 calories in one sitting if you were to count every gram of nuts he eats, yet he maintains a very aesthetic and lean physique, he's all lean muscle and strings, does sports daily. It's as if all those calories from nuts won't even deposit into his adipose fat instead it gets all turned into pure energy. As I've said he's extremely fit and also fricking beat lung cancer, there's certainly something good with nuts that I don't know.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      But he got lung cancer in first place

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He got lung cancer before, when he still ate normally, meat and dairy and "normal" food.
        His diet and lifestyle change is what saved him.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >His diet and lifestyle change is what saved him.
          [citation needed]

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    think of it as the amount of nutrition a sapling will need in order to survive the harsh first few days of its life, in order to bear its roots into the ground and grow to be perhaps a centenarian, if not a millenia old tree, if it were to remain undisturbed.
    For us it sits in the cup of our palm, and seems like a rich, dense snack. For the tree, it bears the promise of a long, perhaps even maybe eternal life.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t. hits blunt

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you must have pretty big hands

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They look like big, strong hands, don’t they?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing stopping me from gobbling nuts all day is their absurd prices.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    didn't know how good they are, so ate +10lbs of cashews and peanuts over the past month, and i'm now 120lbs instead of 110 ; ;
    and now i get some allergy/intolerance reaction from larger quantities of cashews and walnuts

    i'm sad at gaining weight and i'm sad that i can't eat cashews anymore

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