a virgin is going to go talk a walk (me)

a virgin is going to go talk a walk (me)

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based anon. I walk every day 5-10 km to stay sane and I have everything you don’t have. Think about it

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    holy based
    tomorrow a virgin will visit a calisthenics park and won't leave until 100 pullups are done
    I called it

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    walking is extremely based but some of you virgin walkers should try incel cycling

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What about chud running?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      based
      >tfw riding to the store across town midday to get sunlight and a white monster

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >incel cycling
      i-is that a thing?

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's me, but I'm 35

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can talk the walk, but can you walk the talk?

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some talk the talk,
    Whilst other walk the walk.
    Then there is OP, who talks the walk.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stepped on a syringe again

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >free boost
      >bad
      are you a homosexual (virgin) by chance?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I took 378,000 steps in December 🙂

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to beat March's record

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've been going for daily 2-3 mile walks at my neighborhood trail for the past six years. Sometimes twice or thrice a day. Despite this, my BMI has never gone under 30 due to my daily fast food consumption. I always wear headphones and listen to video game music out on my walks. So many people attempt to greet me, but I can't hear them because of my headphones. Every household in a three mile radius knows who I am. Pretty sure people think I'm weird.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    came back from walk, park was empty and dark. went on the swing set and talked to my imaginary gf.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they don't look like good walking shoes buddy

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        they're pretty comfy. made in ortugal as well which i think is bretty cool

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    best part about walking in busy cities is following around young couples. the moment where the guy realises you're following him but the girl doesn't know yet is orgasmic.

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