A wizard turns (you) into this. You wake up and see your reflection in the mirror.
What’s your plan of action here
A wizard turns (you) into this. You wake up and see your reflection in the mirror. Whats your plan of action here
A wizard turns (you) into this. You wake up and see your reflection in the mirror.
What’s your plan of action here
>Immediately realise im now white
>kill myself from shame and disgust
Swarthy response. have a nice day anyway. No point in living if not white (the only beautiful race)
Dedicate my life training to beat the shit out of that wizard and restoring my upper body.
Nose check?
twinkmax
how does one twinkmaxx
This would probably be an improvement height wise. I'd just hit the gym and restart. Gains can always be regained.
Bro I know this is you. You are one ugly son of a b***h. Idk what to tell you. Lift I guess. Also get off the computer you fat slob. I can tell by those disgusting obliques you sit there and play league all day.
Start fasting one to two whole days a week and using intermittent 18-21 hour fasts every day. Start lifting few times a week followed by yoga. Make sure I'm eating clean. I'd probably start with just calisthenics and yoga exercise wise actually. Wouldn't wanna send our lard bodies into shock.
Good plan except yoga. That's for fricking homos
this is virtually indistinguishable from asking 'how would you fix this'
You're a prime candidate for body recomposition, provided that you have the discipline to manage it.
He is way too fat for that, needs to shed 30-40lbs before even considering bulk
Recomping isn't the same as bulking or cutting. OP is obese and utterly untrained, so he could lose fat and gain muscle simultaneously.
the fk are these correlation graphs suppose to mean?
Enjoy my knew life as Chad, I guess.
>no longer 5'1"
FRICK YES Black person OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'd probably just start walking. Like, for weeks on end.
Literally just walk across the entire country.
>What’s your plan of action here
post pics of myself, sometimes naked sometiems wearing childhood boxers, for I don't like 4 or 5 years
IST oldgays how many years has pear anon been posting here?
I just don't understand how people keep humoring his blatant attention-seeking. Is fit so moronic that they can't tell when one guy is posting the same goddamn thread day in day out?
He’s been doing it since 2018 and still gets earnest responses each time, I’m convinced it’s an AI no way someone is this mentally challenged to not be bored of it yet
I would probably spam IST with pictures of my ugly naked ass all day long like a fricking homosexual, then I would jump out of the nearest and highest window I can find
High protein, high fat. High carb on rest days.. Gym 4 days a week. Jacking off 2-4 times a day. Hot/warm showers after each work out. Frick you.
Work my obliques.
>YOU'RE A MEAN ONE, MISTER GRINCH
Believe me its an improvement
fast to about 17% body fat for starters, then recomp or fast more
Use my counter curse on the wizard
eat at a deficit and lift weights
or just perma bulk
Post my ugly body here every fricking day instead of working out, I guess
>are you craving my mcnuggies ronald?
Cut, run and lift until I reach target weight or bf% however long it takes.
Then slowly go to maintenance and bring my numbers up until I can move a respectable rep range and focus on hypertrophy with a slight surplus with a sensible upper limit on how much weight I'm allowed to gain.
Meaning that if I reach that limit I'm going on a cut.
Go back to dead space.
throw myself into the traffic of the nearest highway
>blast T
>slight cut
>bulk up chest, arms and shoulders
>get stomach as flat as possible
>bulk up quads
>try to avoid temptation to an hero