Having kids is so monumentally moronic and is only surpassed by incels' longing to have a family.
The "have a family" meme is literally pushed by fat middle aged boomers who are such losers that they seriously think completing the most basic evolutionary task is an "accomplishment". The funny thing is most of them have kids because they were too stupid to pull out. Yeah, your kids were accidents, quit acting like they were "miracles".
Having kids is so insanely moronic it makes sense why low-IQ people are the main child producers. Yeah, lemme just sentence myself to 3 consecutive years of sleepless nights followed by another 5 of making sure little timmy doesn't accidentally kill himself followed by 5 more years of literally never having a moment to yourself - all while your wife is getting fatter. Your life revolves around making sure you and her don't fight - which entails endless cleaning in your spare time and not being able to sit back and do whatever the frick you want because you'll be scared the wife will b***h at you. All just so you can have a miniature version of yourself that might turn into a lefty drug addict who obsesses over Black folk? Lmao yeah, have fun with that. 20% of Gen Z between 18-24 identify as LGBT by the way.
Tonight, I will do /whateverthefrickIwant/. What will you be doing? Sitting on the couch watching TV in peace IF YOURE LUCKY? Lmaooo yeah, hope it was worth it bro. What's funny is if this post was made on a Friday/Saturday night you'd literally have "parents" seething at me. Their weekends are spend in front of a fricking computer on IST instead of with their family hahahahaha so when they say "wahh I'll be with my family" Nah homie, you'll be on fricking IST because the only peace you get is when you lock yourself in the back room to quarantine yourself from them
I have a sports car, you do not
You have nagging, moronic kids and are tied down to 1 fat wife for the rest of your life
I will frick as much prime puss as I want.
I can go anywhere, anytime
You cannot
I can and do leave the country on a whim
You cannot
I can go out to dinner 7 nights a week with my girl
You cannot
You touch shit and piss on a daily basis
I do not
You don't change your kid's diaper? LOL divorce in imminent
My bloodline will continue to exist in the future
Yours will not.
That said, I fully support your decision to remove yourself from the gene pool. Thanks for ensuring future generations will have more people like me and fewer people like you.
Your kid will likely be gay or a drug addict if his father unironically posts on IST in the middle of the day. No, you aren't working from home. You work some shit job that requires you to go in on nights and weekends. You're here in your free time like a complete loser
My bloodline will continue to exist in the future
Yours will not.
That said, I fully support your decision to remove yourself from the gene pool. Thanks for ensuring future generations will have more people like me and fewer people like you.
NTA but >"mY bLOoDIlne
Why is it always the most intellectually dull, potato-ass looking motherfrickers who say this shit? Why do they think their genes are some kind of prize? I promise you the world will not miss whatever beige middle managers happen to get dumped out of your nuts.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Why is it always the most intellectually dull, potato-ass looking motherfrickers who say this shit?
Cause they're the ones who have kids while the >tfw too intelligent to procreate
morons die off and take their genes to the grave with them lol.
You don't change your kid's diaper? LOL divorce in imminent
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Your kid will likely be gay or a drug addict if his father unironically posts on IST in the middle of the day. No, you aren't working from home. You work some shit job that requires you to go in on nights and weekends. You're here in your free time like a complete loser
>t. also posting on IST in the middle of the day
Sounds like projection to me, but whatever. >No, you aren't working from home.
You can go on believing that if it makes you feel better. >he wasn't smart enough to land a cushy wfh tech job that lets him shitpost on IST while getting paid for it.
Sucks to suck. Should have paid more attention in school, kid.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
>actually """rebutting""" every single point as if this is some debate
LMAO what a total nerd
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm sorry you feel that way.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
I hope you recover from the bullying that made you this bitter, gollum.
As a man who has done exactly that in the recent past, start with cardio. Make sure you do stuff that is more easily accessible after the baby is born - one mistake I made was starting to do basic bodyweight workouts in the evening, only to discover that it was difficult for me to get back into the swing of things after going to console a crying baby (I work during the day so my wife and I set it up so that I'd take care of the "night shift"). Don't feel guilty if you just can't work out at all on one of your designated workout days - your baby comes first, after all.
Aside from that, get your diet in order. CICO is what I did, and its worked for me so far.
congratulations! >fork pulldowns >just move more, since you're a fellow fat frick the extra weight acts like a weighted vest >maybe some swimming since its easy on the joints
Asking how to be a good father, your kids are doomed. No matter what you do, 9 months isn't enough time, you fricked and bred a b***h and NOW tou wanna get stronger? Lol bro face the facts; your a father to be, you've ruined your life BEFORE. You won't change and if you try it'll be for like a few months tops. You're getting older and that's also a fact. It's over before it even begins. Do yourself a favor, get off here and spend time with your pregnant female and focus on that, best you can do at this point.
People are being massive gays and genetic dead ends in the replies. Congrats on the baby! Take up MMA, other martial arts, or boxing at a local gym if possible? Otherwise home workouts, start with bodyweight or cardio. Get wifey and you into eating healthier (lots of minimally processed food), that will be good for whole family. Depending on where she is in pregnancy gentle workouts like yoga (look up workouts specific to pregnancy) will help. And when she is postpartum (after recovery for a bit!!!) try to hassle her into working out with you. Staying in good shape helps prevent pelvic floor issues n other stuff that can happen with pregnancy. But on your end look up bodyweight and running unless you have equipment. Burpees and pushups are always good. Can wear a plate carrier for extra mass while you run. Or you guys can go hiking. Best of luck being a dad.
eat ur kid for protein
it’s not your kid btw
I fricked her
It's not yours, Timmy
If you're obese you do not deserve to ever feel happiness. Jump off a bridge
Having kids is so monumentally moronic and is only surpassed by incels' longing to have a family.
The "have a family" meme is literally pushed by fat middle aged boomers who are such losers that they seriously think completing the most basic evolutionary task is an "accomplishment". The funny thing is most of them have kids because they were too stupid to pull out. Yeah, your kids were accidents, quit acting like they were "miracles".
Having kids is so insanely moronic it makes sense why low-IQ people are the main child producers. Yeah, lemme just sentence myself to 3 consecutive years of sleepless nights followed by another 5 of making sure little timmy doesn't accidentally kill himself followed by 5 more years of literally never having a moment to yourself - all while your wife is getting fatter. Your life revolves around making sure you and her don't fight - which entails endless cleaning in your spare time and not being able to sit back and do whatever the frick you want because you'll be scared the wife will b***h at you. All just so you can have a miniature version of yourself that might turn into a lefty drug addict who obsesses over Black folk? Lmao yeah, have fun with that. 20% of Gen Z between 18-24 identify as LGBT by the way.
Tonight, I will do /whateverthefrickIwant/. What will you be doing? Sitting on the couch watching TV in peace IF YOURE LUCKY? Lmaooo yeah, hope it was worth it bro. What's funny is if this post was made on a Friday/Saturday night you'd literally have "parents" seething at me. Their weekends are spend in front of a fricking computer on IST instead of with their family hahahahaha so when they say "wahh I'll be with my family" Nah homie, you'll be on fricking IST because the only peace you get is when you lock yourself in the back room to quarantine yourself from them
>Tonight, I will do /whateverthefrickIwant/.
>jerks off and plays minecraft till 4am
real winner right here
I have a sports car, you do not
You have nagging, moronic kids and are tied down to 1 fat wife for the rest of your life
I will frick as much prime puss as I want.
I can go anywhere, anytime
You cannot
I can and do leave the country on a whim
You cannot
I can go out to dinner 7 nights a week with my girl
You cannot
You touch shit and piss on a daily basis
I do not
>You touch shit and piss on a daily basis
>I do not
you don't wipe your ass? that's fricking gross bro
You don't change your kid's diaper? LOL divorce in imminent
Your kid will likely be gay or a drug addict if his father unironically posts on IST in the middle of the day. No, you aren't working from home. You work some shit job that requires you to go in on nights and weekends. You're here in your free time like a complete loser
My bloodline will continue to exist in the future
Yours will not.
That said, I fully support your decision to remove yourself from the gene pool. Thanks for ensuring future generations will have more people like me and fewer people like you.
NTA but
>"mY bLOoDIlne
Why is it always the most intellectually dull, potato-ass looking motherfrickers who say this shit? Why do they think their genes are some kind of prize? I promise you the world will not miss whatever beige middle managers happen to get dumped out of your nuts.
>Why is it always the most intellectually dull, potato-ass looking motherfrickers who say this shit?
Cause they're the ones who have kids while the
>tfw too intelligent to procreate
morons die off and take their genes to the grave with them lol.
>t. also posting on IST in the middle of the day
Sounds like projection to me, but whatever.
>No, you aren't working from home.
You can go on believing that if it makes you feel better.
>he wasn't smart enough to land a cushy wfh tech job that lets him shitpost on IST while getting paid for it.
Sucks to suck. Should have paid more attention in school, kid.
>actually """rebutting""" every single point as if this is some debate
LMAO what a total nerd
I'm sorry you feel that way.
I hope you recover from the bullying that made you this bitter, gollum.
Just stfu and raise my kid, homosexual
The FUD in this thread is insane.
OP just read the sticky after that leave this God forsaken website. good luck and congratulations
As a man who has done exactly that in the recent past, start with cardio. Make sure you do stuff that is more easily accessible after the baby is born - one mistake I made was starting to do basic bodyweight workouts in the evening, only to discover that it was difficult for me to get back into the swing of things after going to console a crying baby (I work during the day so my wife and I set it up so that I'd take care of the "night shift"). Don't feel guilty if you just can't work out at all on one of your designated workout days - your baby comes first, after all.
Aside from that, get your diet in order. CICO is what I did, and its worked for me so far.
Being a father is great, don't listen to the chuds.
t. 2 boys
>getting fit after passing on genes
the kid is ngmi
Are you the 33y/o neet from yesterday? If so you're still fricked.
congratulations!
>fork pulldowns
>just move more, since you're a fellow fat frick the extra weight acts like a weighted vest
>maybe some swimming since its easy on the joints
Asking how to be a good father, your kids are doomed. No matter what you do, 9 months isn't enough time, you fricked and bred a b***h and NOW tou wanna get stronger? Lol bro face the facts; your a father to be, you've ruined your life BEFORE. You won't change and if you try it'll be for like a few months tops. You're getting older and that's also a fact. It's over before it even begins. Do yourself a favor, get off here and spend time with your pregnant female and focus on that, best you can do at this point.
I'm 19..
People are being massive gays and genetic dead ends in the replies. Congrats on the baby! Take up MMA, other martial arts, or boxing at a local gym if possible? Otherwise home workouts, start with bodyweight or cardio. Get wifey and you into eating healthier (lots of minimally processed food), that will be good for whole family. Depending on where she is in pregnancy gentle workouts like yoga (look up workouts specific to pregnancy) will help. And when she is postpartum (after recovery for a bit!!!) try to hassle her into working out with you. Staying in good shape helps prevent pelvic floor issues n other stuff that can happen with pregnancy. But on your end look up bodyweight and running unless you have equipment. Burpees and pushups are always good. Can wear a plate carrier for extra mass while you run. Or you guys can go hiking. Best of luck being a dad.
you already failed if you are obese. there’s no hope for you.