lol its LITERALLY your absolute FINAL CALL RIGHT NOW to start cutting. You will not get ripped abs by summer unless you start TODAY. If you have 10kg to lose which you absolutely do have, that is 5 months of PERFECT cutting 500kcal deficit per day 5 straight without a single failed day. And that never happens, you will not cut 5 months straight without screwing a single day AND you always need to lose more than you think. So today is your absolute last day before you need to start cut for summer.
This is how I deal with dessert cravings or office parties. One bite and immediately toss the rest.
Sometimes for bite sized candies or chocolates I just chew it a bit and then spit it into the trash. Either way my body gets the signal that I consumed the dessert and I no longer want any more.
Home-made (or small local bakery) is godly, mega-mart is shit. Which goes for most things really, but the difference seems to be particularly big for cheesecake, for some reason.
kek I thought about noting how I hate that word, but I'm glad it pissed you off
How do you achieve the swirls? I’ve tried to do this and it looks like shit
Make a compote with some corn starch. Pour half the batter in and spoon some of the sauce in large dots. Pour the rest of the batter, spoon in the sauce into small/medium dots and swirl with a chopstick - toothpicks don't have enough drag.
>Anon has never spent the day making a beer basted turkey with his friends in their shitty college house while everyone is arguing about football in the living room
>mfw cutting >mfw learned that fats are actually needed >have to eat 60g a day instead of my standard 15 >least hungry since, but no meal is enjoyable now >can tell myself no now instead of just bingeing
weirdest shit ever, but I have aids telling myself it's enough food, I have to drink .75 liters of water before/after and then immediatly leave my house or else I'll eat more so idk. I actually hate eating fat, I never liked fat even being obeast. I've always been a chicken enthusiast. With that being said If I autismo my macros I can fit an anabolic 1/3 cream cheese in there. (personally I use RedVelv,CarrotCak, or Italian Creme instead) but yeah, frick fats.
I also have to do 1 hour of cardio just to hit my 1% a week deficit. So to get an extra meal I have to do 2 hours, but I feel like hell after the 2nd so I don't do it cuz cardio fatigue is a real thing so.
bruh, it is 20 degrees outside, aint nobody cuttin
I'm cutting
I'm also cutting
I too am cutting
I'm cutting
too tru.........
im glad ur doing alright mr bl00d anon (im assuming thats u)
hows life?
Im not okay, i promise
that's sad 🙁
you should become happy 🙂
There's this thing called hemispheres northtard
You shouldn't eat processed cakes even when bulking. That shit is nasty.
Cold makes cutting easier
I'm in the southern hemisphere and I'm cutting
lol its LITERALLY your absolute FINAL CALL RIGHT NOW to start cutting. You will not get ripped abs by summer unless you start TODAY. If you have 10kg to lose which you absolutely do have, that is 5 months of PERFECT cutting 500kcal deficit per day 5 straight without a single failed day. And that never happens, you will not cut 5 months straight without screwing a single day AND you always need to lose more than you think. So today is your absolute last day before you need to start cut for summer.
>needing 5 months to cut to abs
You're too fat moron
Snowboarding season = cardio = time to cut.
You got that buddy?
>eat one bite of the cheesecake, savor, throw away
>drink coffee
This is how I deal with dessert cravings or office parties. One bite and immediately toss the rest.
Sometimes for bite sized candies or chocolates I just chew it a bit and then spit it into the trash. Either way my body gets the signal that I consumed the dessert and I no longer want any more.
Never had it. Am I missing out?
no it's thoroughly average compared to the monstrous amount of calories
its not bad, if you have a craving for heavy calories it hits the spot. ice cream, scones etc are better for sweet tooth shit.
>tiramisu is the ultimate dessert
>blocks your path
these fricks are so goddamn good
Yes it’s amazing
sorta yea, cheescake is unlike any other cake, you gotta try it
Home-made (or small local bakery) is godly, mega-mart is shit. Which goes for most things really, but the difference seems to be particularly big for cheesecake, for some reason.
So true. My younger brother always bakes one on Thanksgiving or Christmas and I always look forward to it.
True, I have a friend who makes one exactly like that (new york style) and its tasty af.
Literally any cheesecake I tried at restaurants feels fake as frick compared to this
cherry cheesecake is top 3 dessert
the cherry pie filling adds an additional insane amount of sugar but its worth it (just work it off lol)
Buffalo wings annihilate my cut.
I love cheesecake so much bros
Just buy cheesecake flavoured protein powder
>not making high protein low calorie anabolic cheesecake
ngmi
Doesnt work for cuts. Calories still too high.
>enjoys cheesecake
>takes an extra 15 min to burn off the calories, maintaining cut
Psssh, nothin personnel kid.
>only 15 mins to burn off calories from cheesecake
Post body.
Go faster than 2 mph at a zero incline fatass.
Post body.
body
Figures.
>post body 2x without posting own
Weighed and found wanting. Sorry you’re a fatass. Don’t @ me again, I won’t be here to read it.
>Burning 400+ calories in 15minutes
You either way 500lbs or are hacking limbs off
Frick off Greg
Don’t care I am permabulking. Nobody cares about your stupid ass abs.
Can I tickle your squishy gut
then dont eat it you moronic fat dyel loser IST virgin homosexual
frick you
Let me pass through for a sec.
>whisk some eggs and some skyr together
>bake it or pan fry it on how heat
>”almost like” cheesecake but with much better macros
For me, its french toast.
ENTER
I made one with some mixed-berry for Friendsgiving. I prefer plain but the swirl is an easy crowdpleaser.
>Friendsgiving
Millennials are so pathetic it is UNREAL
t. zoomer
kek I thought about noting how I hate that word, but I'm glad it pissed you off
Make a compote with some corn starch. Pour half the batter in and spoon some of the sauce in large dots. Pour the rest of the batter, spoon in the sauce into small/medium dots and swirl with a chopstick - toothpicks don't have enough drag.
I swear you homosexuals get triggered over the dumbest shit
a lot of zoomers do friendsgiving t. zoomer
When you get a little hair on your balls you'll stop getting so butthurt over trivial shit.
>Anon has never spent the day making a beer basted turkey with his friends in their shitty college house while everyone is arguing about football in the living room
How do you achieve the swirls? I’ve tried to do this and it looks like shit
Its basque cheesecake for me
And peanuts, its so fricking easy to down a ton of calories in peanuts
Fricking love cheesecake. One slice every once in a very rare while won't hurt anything.
Best desserts, in order:
>tiramisu
>strawberry cheesecake
>whisky cake
>3 balls of high quality chocolate, vanilla and pistachio ice cream
I guess that's why you don't eat it every day, right? All cakes are a "special occasion" thing.
I'm currently on a cut and I simply do 1 hr of cardio daily so that I can enjoy tasty desserts a couple days per week.
That shit is disgusting
maybe the name gives me the ick but I hate the flavor too
>mfw cutting
>mfw learned that fats are actually needed
>have to eat 60g a day instead of my standard 15
>least hungry since, but no meal is enjoyable now
>can tell myself no now instead of just bingeing
weirdest shit ever, but I have aids telling myself it's enough food, I have to drink .75 liters of water before/after and then immediatly leave my house or else I'll eat more so idk. I actually hate eating fat, I never liked fat even being obeast. I've always been a chicken enthusiast. With that being said If I autismo my macros I can fit an anabolic 1/3 cream cheese in there. (personally I use RedVelv,CarrotCak, or Italian Creme instead) but yeah, frick fats.
I also have to do 1 hour of cardio just to hit my 1% a week deficit. So to get an extra meal I have to do 2 hours, but I feel like hell after the 2nd so I don't do it cuz cardio fatigue is a real thing so.