According to girl math:
>if I squat 100lbs 5 times in one set, then its the same if I squatted 500lbs once
Do you agree with this logic?
According to girl math:. >if I squat 100lbs 5 times in one set, then its the same if I squatted 500lbs once
According to girl math:
>if I squat 100lbs 5 times in one set, then its the same if I squatted 500lbs once
Do you agree with this logic?
Im a girl and this whole girl math meme makes 0 sense to me.
troony
That's just your Y chromosome
When you realize girls can't plan for future and have 0 accountability then it all makes sense
>how can I twist things so that it looks like it's an advantage for me
That's basically girl math
Im a girl and im not like that.
Not all girls are like that some of us plan for the future and take accountability for what we do wrong.
Stop being a incel thx.
Yeah and you play vidya games too, I bet
Yeah i do how did you know.
I mustly play like mobas and mmo's and stuff like things you play with other ppl i dont like singleplayer games
you're a troony
Who painted this?
me
michaelangelo
You will never be a woman
>3000 hours on a fricking MOBA
you aren't a fricking woman
>I'm a girl
You're not
>I'm not like that
You are like that
>some of us
You're not one of them
>plan for the future
What future when you'll be dead by 30 via suicide
>take accountability
You don't
>for what we do wrong
You think you're never wrong
>stop being an incel
No
Take your meds roastie
>Stop being a incel thx.
You offering your hole? No? Then shut the frick up.
>women doesn't understand averages and exceptions
Imagine my shock
>I'm not like other girz teehee
Will you have sex with me? No? Then you're exactly like all the other girls, prostitute
>youre a prostitute for NOT sleeping with every random stranger you meet.
>Spends his day making incel images about how bad women are
>"Wahhh wahhh why dont girls have sex with me!!!!"
They probably can smell the misogyny.
Women have a 6th sense some people call it an "ick" or "intuition" etc. we can tell when a man is evil.
You just confirmed the image by threatening by proxy lmfao
>we can tell when a man is evil.
Yet you still find yourself ending up in relationships and "situationships" with these "evil" men. Women are only swiping 5% of the time on dating apps. They are all sharing the top guys and then whining when they are pumped and dumped.
Skill issue.
My wife is that way and she’s actually really intelligent in many other ways. It’s crazy to me how moronic she is when it comes to that stuff though.
Thats just all women. My wife spent 400 dollars on door dash in one month, then when I asked about it she said
>I'm only paying for delivery because I would have bought the food anyway
Which was already a stupid argument but, she also did Nlnot realize that the price is higher because the restaurants offset the door dash portion, then door dash has outrageous delivery prices and actually has a minimum price which encourages you to buy more.
Women + money = moronation. Now instead of a joint account, I give her 700 a month to spend however she likes. That way when she spends 400 on doordash it's her money not mine
>I give her 700 a month
>it's her money not mine
She doesn't work, so essentially I'm giving her a spending limit. It's not my money because I gave it to her to do as she pleases with her.
Let me guess. You are single.
>You are single
>I have a spoiled and rested wife so everyone must have one
Water seeks it's own level, dumb dumb. You got the dumb ass you deserve.
Like the other anon said, my wife is actually brilliant in every other area and is amazing with our kids. When it comes to money, apps, sales, she's stuck in the girl math habit because she's 26 and young.
Your mom and grandma are from different times. Most of the girl math comes from millennial and zoomer girls who can't conceptualize cost. Your future gf and wife will be doing girl math. Hope you're ready
>Like the other anon said, my wife is actually brilliant in every other area and is amazing with our kids. When it comes to money, apps, sales, she's stuck in the girl math habit because she's 26 and young.
>
>Your mom and grandma are from different times. Most of the girl math comes from millennial and zoomer girls who can't conceptualize cost. Your future gf and wife will be doing girl math. Hope you're ready
My sister is the exact same age as me and she only does normal math. It's sucks to suck and living in social media addicted country bro.
Liar. Everyone's sister is a bawd who fricks chads you hate.
My sister is literally in a relationship with a broccoli-hair tall lanklet frickboy, and she sees no problems with him lmao
I wouldn't be surprised if she was moronic enough to do girlmath. Damn, I am so pissed off at women sometimes, I want to go be a monk or wish that I wasn't straight (wouldn't be a troony though, thats way worse)
Put those things that naturally go on a high place onto a high place, and those that would be most stable on a low place onto a low place
-> t. Dogen
>doesn't work
>orders door schlop and is probably a net negative when it comes to housekeeping
lmao hope you're getting 9/10 pussy on demand. otherwise whew lad
I've already put a stop to the whole door dash situation. She's amazing at everything else. Slim body. Her last weigh in was 121lbs. But women are just bad at money, apps, and cost. You'll find out when you get a gf.
This.
This is such a sad larp. Please stop.
It's not a larp
I'm not flexing. All women are like that, so you dumped one, you'll find another, and eventually youll find one who will listen when you tell her to stop. My wife is great because she listens, again not a flex. Only reason I'm even highlighting her good qualities is because lots of anons are assuming because she's bad in 1 area, she's bad at them all. When the reality is, all women are bad with money and need to be told how to spend it. If she listens and she doesn't fight back when you tell her that, then that's a quality woman in its own right
I am actively rooting against you for not realizing that your attempts at tard wrangling are just as frivolous as your dumb b***h's spending habits.
Youre trying to flex on the wrong person. I just left a stunningly pretty girl because she was so fricking stupid with that kind of stuff that i, a 100 iq hyper genius, recognized that she was a liability to have as a partner.
You'll find out when she's fat and leaves you broke.
Black person no matter how you spin it, your b***h spending 400 DOLLARS on goyslop WHILE being a stay at home mom means that she's both lazy AND moronic.
My gf never had this issue, she always keeps track of the amount of money she spends and tries not to put me in a position where I have to give her money.
I pity the fact that your dog of a woman is untrained and low IQ.
All women need correction in one area or another. If she was able to stop spending lots of money,l after being told to stop, that's not half bad. There's women out there that will keep doing dumb shit because they can't listen to orders
You need to reevaluate the life you chose brother. Because a mentally moronic wife spending all your money on overpriced fast food is not a great look.
>She doesn't work
The pussy ain't worth it. You will come to resent her.
She doesn't work because she is a stay at home mom raising our young kids. I can't resent the mother of my children.
It's simp math. Simply as revolting as girl math
But you're supposed to simp for your wife. She's your wife. Simping is only bad when you don't get pussy out of it
>Thats just all women
Bro. You poor taste and retarted individuals that you decided to share you life with is just your fault.
>Thats just all women
No it's not. My mom and grandma were pretty frugal despite having the means to pay more. I wouldn't say they were cheap, they just didn't spend money on extravagant or unnecessary shit.
Bet they still did girl math but with margins on the other side of cost effectiveness. Saving money on surface but inefficient with value. Like driving 30 miles to save a dollar on groceries.
YWNBAW
>Im a girl
yeah ok
(You)
breasts or GTFO and I don't know why I'm the first to say it
>I HECKING HATE HOES! I WANT A VIRGIN THAT HAS NEVER EVEN BEEN SEEN BEFORE BY ANYONE ELSE AND SHE NEEDS TO WEAR A BURQUA WHENEVER SHE GOES OUTSIDE ONLY IM ALLOWED TO SEE HER FACE
>Oh is that a woman on the internet? SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY BOBS AND VAGENE? SHOW BOBS SHOW BOB AND VAGENE!!
here's a (You), now go back newbie
Women give birth to 100% of people without women there would be no people and with no people there would be 0 cardiologists 0 dentists 0 dietary experts and nutritionists and 0 mcdonalds resstaurants and 0 (You)
>muh without women nothing would exist cause women give birth
That argument also applies to men. Last I heard, women can't asexually reproduce.
>inb4 le artificial insemination sperm bank argument
Which comes from men.
Unless of course you're trying to say that only the sperm is needed, but since you need both pairs of chromosomes to make a kid, that would imply that the sperm is equally as important as the woman, therefore implying that, in terms of reproductive value, one woman is equal to roughly 1 teaspoon of cum.
I suggest not using that argument.
The Dutch say we'll have artificial wombs by 2029:
https://www.bbc.com/news/av/health-50056405
Women are 6 years away from being obsolete
yeah but where you getting the eggs from?
Those are coming too:
https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/07/15/1184298351/conception-human-eggs-ivg-ivf-infertility
I think they're working on artificial sperm, but sperm is already easily available so that won't change anything. Society depends on men for too much for men to ever be obsolete. But sexbots+artificial wombs+artificial eggs will make women obsolete or at least remove their female privilege and force them to be treated like equals.
>But sexbots+artificial wombs+artificial eggs will make women obsolete
but who's gonna raise the babies and change diapers ?
I hate women as much as the next guy but that argument is nonsensical. Eggs always have been and always will be much more valuable than sperm simply because of the massive difference in their availability and abundance.
Sperm is quickly produced and almost never runs out, whereas eggs are much rarer, ovulate in shorter time windows have a set limit in terms of numbers due to a woman's fertile years being limited.
One egg at a time means no selection therefore genetic defects of the egg always get passed on (if non-fatal). Say hello to your down syndrome children ladies, it's your fault!
Regardless of whatever minutiae or conditional hypotheticals you bring up, it's just an obvious truth that eggs are worth more than sperm.
You'd have to be delusional to genuinely think this isn't the case, and completely disconnected from society.
You can handwave away any arguments while insulting me, but you can't handwave away the fact that without selection of the eggs, the only way nature can do its work is if your child fricking dies. That's a lot of investment gone that offsets value caused by scarcity.
>Natural selection still applies to scarce resources!
No shit? Where did I pretend that it didn't? That changes nothing to the fact that eggs are much scarcer and therefore worth more. Natural selection filters men out a lot harder than women since men can reproduce so much more than women can.
Weird point to make, weird coping mechanism. Biology makes men worthless and replaceable, that's simply a fact of life one must accept.
I'm the anon you replied to.
It's not about which crumb of genetic material is rarer or worth more than the other, it's about how little of the individuals is required in order to produce 1 child. Like, how much can you take away and still have a child at the end.
In the case of the man, only the sperm is required. You can take away the man from the equation if there sperm is already there.
In the case of the woman, you need the egg, but you also need the woman. Therefore, you cannot take away anything from her half.
Since both parts are equally required, that would mean that one is equal to the other in terms of reproductive value. You can't use one without the other. Therefore, you get the result I mentioned in the previous comment.
Now, is it nonsensical? Obviously. But so is one half of the population trying to rid themselves of the other, even though they are fully dependent on it on every single level. You can't use logic to fight their bullshit, so fight fire with fire.
your ameritard brain can't understand it, but that post promotes bike riding as the most anti-semetic thing you can do.....
and I don't buy it, frick israelites and frick cyclists
looks like an applebees sirloin stock image
eatin' good in the neighborhood is key to feeling good all the time.
Male hands typed that post.
precisely
>t.
It's just a joke. The thing about cash is only something non-neets will understand because when you buy something without touching your bank account, it doesn't hurt as bad because that's not your bills/survival money.
>keeping survival money in a bank
Do zoomers really?
breasts or GTFO
Marry me
If you drive with 100 mph speed for 5 hours, does this mean that you can driv with 500 mph speed for 1 hour?
yes but I prefer to go 5000mph for one minute
Then you'll overshoot your destination. You might actually be doing girl math
It's not about the destination it's about the journey
>1min journey
Is this an euphemism for your sex life?
an hour is 60 minutes
>also called as
GOOD MORNING SIRS
>Happens when sperms are ejaculated between 1-3 minutes of penetration
thank god i finish in under a minute.
speedrunners are goated
Just laugh and go a second time?
I release the entire contents of my testes on the first time
a man has to have a code
>1-3 minutes
It isn't premature just because the woman wants it to last longer. Sex in the current day has too many memes
No, because it's not true and is easily debunked. If I walk and lift my fat ass up and down for 10,000 steps how many 1000 lb squats is that?
>According to some literally who who you will never ever meet IRL girl math:
Why do you care?
no
get for exemple running...
if you cover 1 km in 30 minutes you burn 200 cal
if you cover 1 km in 15 minutes you burn 500 cal
same for muscle fiber tearing, that is what we are really aiming if you want to get big
That running example is wrong. And you're moronic. It takes roughly the same amount of energy to move an object a set distance regardless of the time it takes to do it.
>assuming perfect efficiency
no, you're the moron
Me, the original poster
The dude that called me moronic
And the dude that called moronic the dude who called me moronic
We are all moronic
>1km in 30 minutes
holy frick you giga lard thats literally turtle pace
Bill Starr the ses to write about this a lot. Many old coaches believed in “total work” or essentially what you’re describing OP. It’s not necessarily incorrect but it’s probably not the most effective.
You mistook this for a fitness thread
The OPs message is just a way for him to excuse an off topic thread, not an actual discussion topic
I am autistic enough to earnestly spend time on IST answering questions in an attempt to remoralize this board. Appreciate your orientation anon.
NGL I girlmath to justify my expensive hobbies.
>New mountain bike is $3500
>That's the same as like a 4 month supply of insulin
>Therefore I'm saving money by mountain biking
>Ignore my current, perfectly functional mountain bike
Why jump through hoops? I justify it without delusions.
>I desire this object
>I can buy it with my hobby funds
>buy item
Same goes for the women I want if that wasn't obvious
>I justify it without delusions
>the money comes from my "hobby funds"
vegana-brained thinking, anon
Why do that when you can go to the city, find a homeless person with a $3500 bike they stole, say "that's my bike", pepper spray them, and steal the bike?
I honestly don't get modern people. Thieves in Portland and Seattle are not spec'd to resist strongarm robbery, and there are no cops who care. You could literally make 100k a year robbing junkies of the stuff they stole from rich leftists.
Why don't you do that then? Inb4 "i do" - no you don't
I have a bike I stole from a hobo who was asleep in his tent, but I live in an apartment so I have no way to store them.
Starbucks kinda makes sense since if you’ve already paid in the app, going there and getting a drink is technically money you’ve already spent
Same for the rationale of buying an expensive thing that you’re going to use every day (but we all know that girls buy expensive things then store them in their closets, barely using them)
The rest is baffling
>botox counts as an investment
Ah, got it. That narrows this down.
It's either:
>Bait from a misogynist to ridicule women
>From an attention prostitute who is "not like other girls"
I would also not put it past being a Facebook-tier viral list for women who sometimes pretend to being dumb as a way of being cute, but at least those ones are more tongue-in-cheek and subtle.
I'll be completely fair. I've succumbed to the follies of "chicken math," so I don't know how much room I have to be casting shade.
In my case, pretending to be dumb is just a funny way of expressing how quickly an interest became such a big part of my lifestyle from the joy and satisfaction it brings me.
Pretending to be dumb as a means of being cute and pretending to be dumb to not take responsibility or talk about serious matters like finance is completely different in context, a context not present in this instance.
A sarcastic "I can basically lift 500lbs if you think about it" can be funny if delivered properly.
The more petite the girl is, and the more attractive I find her, the funnier it gets.
I'd still rather have a girl that can actually squat 300lbs for one rep. I wish to die in bliss someday as she sits on my face until I leave this world behind.
I'm a girl and this makes perfect sense to me
This would only work if strength and weight lifted worked linearly. Because it takes an exponential amount of strength to lift 500lbs from 100, you cannot say 100x5=500.
In reality you'll never reach the strength of a 500lb squat by doing 100lb weights. As your strength gains cap out when you enter cardio/endurance rep ranges
Something not on this list is the “.99” rule. You know how ever thing in stores is 9.99$ or like 199.99? That’s for girls. You and me can see 10$ or 200$, but girls legitimately stop their brains at that 9, and see 9$ or 190$. It’s mind boggling how they fall for that
To be fair at higher dollar amounts this matters less. Even the difference between $199 and $200 is a 0.5% difference
> If my Starbucks app is loaded, the coffee is free.
But you paid money to have them loaded so it's not
> If my favorite clothing store is having a sale, I have to buy something or I'm actually losing money.
Money's still taken out of your pocket so you didn't "save" anything
> Cash isn’t real money. So if I buy something with cash, it’s free.
You had exchanged your time for money so you're not getting "free" stuff
> Botox counts as an investment.
On your aging body? No it's not. Your body is no different than a depreciating liability like cars.
> Boutique gym classes are also an investment because $45 to get yelled at is less than $200 for therapy and I can’t do that every day.
meme shit
> If I buy a $300 purse but I use it every single day, it will cost me less than a dollar a day, which is basically free.
you will never be ready for emergencies with such spending mindset
> If we go on a girls trip and split everything, that is budgeting.
my bet is that she don't have any remaining money to save because her definition of budgeting isn't estimating how much to spend before the trip
girl math is just so fricking delusional lol no wonder they never get to buy a house and getting stuck at shitty hourly jobs lol
>missing the point this much
she knows it's all actually unreasonable, it's just after the fact reasoning for the purchases she'd make anyways
dumb Black person
We all know dumb foids like to live life delusionally and enjoy seeing their paycheck turn to dust after paying all their stupid ass CC spending so saying that they """know""" that they're unreasonable is a big oxymoron
YOU are the dumb Black person ITT kys
I had lots of trouble to understand the OPs image, thank you for explaining it to me in such simple and clear way.
All women buy unnecessary shit off amazon to clutter your house with. I swear we get 1 to 2 boxes a week. I dont even know what most of it is
So riddle me this troony jannies, /sig/ gets insta deleted every time it gets posted but shit like this is allowed to stay? The OP pic doesn't even reference duration, volume, or intensity. Just a low effort post
>/sig/
Is that were the janitors come from?
>5 digit captcha on the slider is fricking me up. I scroll back and forth endlessly trying to find a 6th letter
I wish
I'd have a 3200lb deadlift
Actually, a 5600lb deadlift lmao
There's something to be said for overall volume but you need to hit certain intensity levels for it to count
with girls, it's about cardio. work, not power.
both do same amount of work.
for man, it's power. the two are not the same.
Thanks for the flashback. At age 13 when I started lifting after joining my h.s football team, I was curling 20lbs and legit thought if I could do this for 5 reps, I could do 100 lb for 1 rep
t. 29 year old male
>If my favorite clothing store is having a sale, I have to buy something or I'm actually losing money.
My mom unironically thinks like this, but with coupons. It's so tiresome. There's gonna be a fricking sale later, we don't need to stockpile on literally everything.
If that were true then why can't you squat 1000lbs in one rep?
Volume load doesn't equate between sets.
If you were going to buy something anyway, a sale is saved money.
But only if you need it and would have paid full price.
I am so fricking sick and tired of women
>>if I squat 100lbs 5 times in one set, then its the same if I squatted 500lbs once
Guys try and pull this same shit, not to the same moronation, but they still think
>oh I did 100lbs 12 times I can hit 225 for a single easy.
if I need a 4" exhaust pipe and don't have one but have four 1" pipes will they hold the same air volume as the 4" pipe?
idk anything about pipes but basic geometry says a 4" pipe has a cross-section area of 4pi, while four 1" pipes have a combined cross-section of 1pi.
four 2" pipes would have the same cross-section area as one 4" pipe
I'm fairly certain that """girl math""" is satirical
As with any self-aware humour or meme that females make, it's only ever half satirical
>half satirical
What does this mean
They portray it as satirical to gauge opinions, but in reality they actually believe it.
the girl math with cash is unironically me
I very rarely pull out cash and don't go to ATM's often, so the thought of putting it back in my bank account doesn't occur often, so when I pull cash out if just feels like I spent all the money I pulled out. So stupid little shit pops up I'm like "Oh, I already have cash, and the number in my bank account doesn't change!"
I understand it's moronic, how do I fix my broken brain
She's right about clothes on sale. You can resell this shit with a moronic profit margin.
its the same logic i used to have
"If i squat 2000 times and my bodyweight is 140 lb, does that mean I just squatted 280,000 lb of weight?"
damn, was I doing girl math? lol.
>spending money on your appearance is a financial investment
actually probably true considering the easiest and best way to have a successful career as a woman is to gluck gluck gluck to the top