Two men are dangling off the edge of a cliff. One is a calisthenicsgay. He easily pulls himself up to safety. The other is a powershitter. He tries to pull himself up but slips and falls to his death.
We can't. It's popular right now so it has to be universally bad. Wait until some other lifting discipline becomes more popular and we might reconsider the status of powershitting
So what's the function if you are never at a cliff. If you're changing a car engine and it falls on top of you and the calisthenicsgay can't push it off while the powershitter can is the powershitter then more functional?
>So what's the function if you are never changing a car engine? If you're hanging off a cliff and about to fall then the calisthenicsgay can pull himself up while the powershitter can't is the calisthenicsgay then more functional?
>pull up from a cliff
you call that functional strength? Lmao HAHAAHHAA literal floor pull represents more functional strength than any calisthenics exercise. holy shit a pull up from a cliff LMAO is it that impressive for you to do one pull up? :DDD
I'm pretty sure the typical sub 200 powerlifter can bang out 20+ pullups unless they have grossly developed legs.
I had like a 1400~ gym total at 190~ and could do 30+. Pulling yourself up once isn't hard.
Both are specialized you silly moron, neither is more functional than the other. A powerlifter would do a better job moving heavy shit to save someone trapped under debris, if we're contriving stupid scenarios here.
Say you're moving a really heavy couch, one with a recliner built in. The calisthenics gay will struggle so much the power shitter will end up moving it alone. That, is functional strength. Where your are strong enough to move your body, but weak enough that other people put effort in on your behalf.
I pretend I'm weak or injured at work so I don't have to move anything. Frick getting lifelong injuries from awkwardly lifting a loaded filing cabinet into the dumpster lol.
strength is a guy who can deadlift really heavy. functional strength is paco, the landscaper who picks up awkward/floppy bags of dirt and pebbles all day
Pretty much this. I was moving to a new house from my apartment building and god damn carrying a sofa down 6 flights of stairs made me cramp and it was really difficult. 500lbs deadlift didn't help me jack shit that time. My scrawny worker dad carried the sofa with me with ease
Two men are walking through the woods. One is a calisthenicsgay and a squirrel drops a branch that weighs more than 134 lbs on him. He is helplessly pinned underneath the weigh. The other is a powershitter. He laughs and leaves because the other guy isn't even close to a real man.
You're overreacting like such a /misc/tard that takes IST super heckin serious, after all we are in the le great heckin culture war and ISTIST is serious business..
Consider the more rational following: hide the thread.
1 year ago
Anonymous
why are you still here? im pretty sure i told you to leave. im not hiding 40% of the posts on here, learn to control yourself and possibly have sex and you might not be drooling over pixels you braindead Black person
1 year ago
Anonymous
Consider the following: I'm staying and will continue have fun in both coomer and non-coomer threads like I have for years now. Go lurk another thread or go workout if females being posted on IST upsets you.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>having fun on IST by pretending you have sex
sorry man i didnt realize you have literal aspergers, ill let you stay because i feel bad for you. i hope you find a solace outside of jerking off and laughing at unfunny morons on the chan. godspeed moron
1 year ago
Namedfag
I hope you're happy. You killed that autismo
I would be.
1 year ago
Anonymous
He didn't do shit other than seethe about his wannabe homosexual safe space being intruded on by posts of the opposite sex.
shut the frick up you stupid cringelord homosexual maybe spend some more time around your dad and less time gossiping with women and you wont talk like a 14 yo girl going through puberty you walking epidemy of estrogen
if what i said didnt ring true you wouldnt care, go ahead reply to this too, show me how much you dont care about what im saying you shit for brains orangutan
because its easier to attain than a non-cellulite woman. same reason why people like fat chicks, theyre easier so they get more turned on by them. you hear lots of guys say they find 10/10 unattractive but its actually their subconscious telling them to stay away because theres no point in trying
functional strength is strength you develop from doin consistent exercises of different variations, i.e farmers who dont rely on many machines.
If a bodybuilder worked in the same farm for a week they wouldnt be able to keep up as well as some dad bod 40 y/o
But also the dad bod farmer couldnt do lifts as well.
What the frick is the difference between strength and functional strength?
One isn't functional
Two men are dangling off the edge of a cliff. One is a calisthenicsgay. He easily pulls himself up to safety. The other is a powershitter. He tries to pull himself up but slips and falls to his death.
We need to stop demonizing power lifting
We can't. It's popular right now so it has to be universally bad. Wait until some other lifting discipline becomes more popular and we might reconsider the status of powershitting
That's a great analogy anon.
So what's the function if you are never at a cliff. If you're changing a car engine and it falls on top of you and the calisthenicsgay can't push it off while the powershitter can is the powershitter then more functional?
>So what's the function if you are never changing a car engine? If you're hanging off a cliff and about to fall then the calisthenicsgay can pull himself up while the powershitter can't is the calisthenicsgay then more functional?
Why the frick are you under a car engine if you are "changing" it? You lift it out with a cherry picker
why the frick are you hanging off the side of a cliff?
>pull up from a cliff
you call that functional strength? Lmao HAHAAHHAA literal floor pull represents more functional strength than any calisthenics exercise. holy shit a pull up from a cliff LMAO is it that impressive for you to do one pull up? :DDD
I'm pretty sure the typical sub 200 powerlifter can bang out 20+ pullups unless they have grossly developed legs.
I had like a 1400~ gym total at 190~ and could do 30+. Pulling yourself up once isn't hard.
I agree, its more talking about the obese powerlifters that eat everything in sight to increase their numbers
>pulls himself up to put his chin on the edge of cliff
>eventually loses grip and dies
You need a muscle up type motion to save yourself from an edge
>the typical sub 200 powerlifte
there aren't many of those though
Still strength you bumbling fool.
Yup
>rock falls on your chest
>powerlifter pushes it off and survives due to his powerfat belly
>calisthenics tiktoker is split in half
Both are specialized you silly moron, neither is more functional than the other. A powerlifter would do a better job moving heavy shit to save someone trapped under debris, if we're contriving stupid scenarios here.
its just some 130# calisthenics gay cope who can't even lift his whole body weight over his head
Roid ragers won't accept it. But that is just the true.
Say you're moving a really heavy couch, one with a recliner built in. The calisthenics gay will struggle so much the power shitter will end up moving it alone. That, is functional strength. Where your are strong enough to move your body, but weak enough that other people put effort in on your behalf.
I pretend I'm weak or injured at work so I don't have to move anything. Frick getting lifelong injuries from awkwardly lifting a loaded filing cabinet into the dumpster lol.
>tools
Functional is a synonym to all around, meaning you can lift things good and you can move yourself good.
Strength is strength. Functional strength is just marketing for social media
powersharter cope.
strength is a guy who can deadlift really heavy. functional strength is paco, the landscaper who picks up awkward/floppy bags of dirt and pebbles all day
Pretty much this. I was moving to a new house from my apartment building and god damn carrying a sofa down 6 flights of stairs made me cramp and it was really difficult. 500lbs deadlift didn't help me jack shit that time. My scrawny worker dad carried the sofa with me with ease
Two men are walking through the woods. One is a calisthenicsgay and a squirrel drops a branch that weighs more than 134 lbs on him. He is helplessly pinned underneath the weigh. The other is a powershitter. He laughs and leaves because the other guy isn't even close to a real man.
I would frick her butthole if you get what I mean
>falling for the myth of women
anal in the ass?
But she poops from there. Gross!
shut the frick up you fat ugly coom bait posting moron, get the frick off my board
It's mob rule baby. Go tradlarp on /misc/ you cringy puritan.
totally virgin, how about you gargle on my wiener and balls instead of worshipping jpgs of prostitutes posted by bots
You're overreacting like such a /misc/tard that takes IST super heckin serious, after all we are in the le great heckin culture war and ISTIST is serious business..
you fat horny obese morons already ruined /b/. consider the following: get off my fricking board
Consider the more rational following: hide the thread.
why are you still here? im pretty sure i told you to leave. im not hiding 40% of the posts on here, learn to control yourself and possibly have sex and you might not be drooling over pixels you braindead Black person
Consider the following: I'm staying and will continue have fun in both coomer and non-coomer threads like I have for years now. Go lurk another thread or go workout if females being posted on IST upsets you.
>having fun on IST by pretending you have sex
sorry man i didnt realize you have literal aspergers, ill let you stay because i feel bad for you. i hope you find a solace outside of jerking off and laughing at unfunny morons on the chan. godspeed moron
I hope you're happy. You killed that autismo
I would be.
He didn't do shit other than seethe about his wannabe homosexual safe space being intruded on by posts of the opposite sex.
It's cute you think you're even remotely mean.
>ruined /b/
/b/ has been shit for at least 14 years. Frick that makes me feel old 🙁
posting this doesnt make us think you aren't a sinner homosexual.
im not religious idk what you mean
shut the frick up you stupid cringelord homosexual maybe spend some more time around your dad and less time gossiping with women and you wont talk like a 14 yo girl going through puberty you walking epidemy of estrogen
Uh huh yeah sure whatever you spastic
are you the coomer or the women? either way kys
I'm the dude responding to the moron
if what i said didnt ring true you wouldnt care, go ahead reply to this too, show me how much you dont care about what im saying you shit for brains orangutan
Frick that's hot. I love cellulite and I don't know why. Always have since I was a teenager.
Glad it's not just me
because its easier to attain than a non-cellulite woman. same reason why people like fat chicks, theyre easier so they get more turned on by them. you hear lots of guys say they find 10/10 unattractive but its actually their subconscious telling them to stay away because theres no point in trying
Would. Sniff.
Fug yeah
Wood berry. Fat asses make me feral.
>Aesthetics > Explosiveness > Functional Strength > Strength > Size
Fixed
>explosiveness
Muslims mog all of us there
Nice!
nice!
>functional strength
All strength training serves a function. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nice!
nice
Women are embarrassing
Nice
Nice
>Functional Strength > Strength > Size > Aesthetics
strength over abs any day
nice
Athletic ability>All
I suppose even that is a bit general with e-sports being a thing
functional strength is strength you develop from doin consistent exercises of different variations, i.e farmers who dont rely on many machines.
If a bodybuilder worked in the same farm for a week they wouldnt be able to keep up as well as some dad bod 40 y/o
But also the dad bod farmer couldnt do lifts as well.
You're moronic
twink cope mogged by powerlifter in his gym lol
But at the end of the day different people have different goals. There is no objective ranking.