Ah yes, the EVA piloting machine

Ah yes, the EVA piloting machine

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thats called the Gravely Zero Turn machine.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    more like gurren lagann

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean the mobile suit?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based MSG enjoyer. It is the superior piloting a giant death machine is not all sunshine and rainbows series. EVA is just a bunch of homosexuals whining with the occasional robot fight.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like both and therefore I am superior

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the machine santa uses to train for christmas eve

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Santa doesn't ride the reindeer, he sits in the sleigh and the reindeer pull it. If anything Santa would be using the battle ropes, or whatever they call those things.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jim Varney was a treasure, so I take that as a compliment.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did someone mention battle ropes??

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grow grow grow

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That is quite the elaborate suicide machine, pretty sure a gun and one box of bullets would have been cheaper and easier to set up.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >vegana stretcher
    >vegana press

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My gym has one of those, for real what is it for other than to give you stronger thrusts for deep dicking?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Idk, my current gym doesn't have them but we do have a hip thrusting station. Hope my gf likes it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what I'm talking about, the one with plates on either side, and you get under it and thrust upwards like a power bottom.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh. I was talking about the machine you sit on that has pads inside (vag press) or outside (vag stretcher) of your leg just above the knee. You either widen or narrow your thighs.
            Hip thrust is good for glutes and yeah it probably does let you dick your gf/bf harder.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ah yes, the watermelon crushing trainer.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I might get my gf to so that one so she can smother me with her thighs tbh

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    GET IN THE FRICKING CHEST PRESS SHINJI

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      10/10 post

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stryder
    40mm
    smoke
    whatever recharged my dashes faster
    OR
    Scorch

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