Alcohol

>Work out 3 times a week and be relatively fit
>Also be a functional alcoholic (aka never miss work or commitments)
>Look kind of bloated at all times
What is the best alcohol to drink if you want to remain fit? I have a taste for whisky.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just quit you weak-willed moron.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah I like it.

      >the best alcohol to drink if you want to remain fit

      the best alcohol to drink if you want to remain fit is alcohol that is drunk only once or twice a week at most. Stop being an alcoholic you moron.

      I dunno man I'm pretty sure I'd end up with seizures if I stopped completely. I'm drunk 6/7 days of the week by 7pm.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you been drinking a fifth a day for at least a year? If not then you can probably just stop.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I go through 2 70cls of whisky a week?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, you should be drinking more

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks I'll get right on that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not even half a fifth per day. You're no alcoholic buddy. You're like a little babby. Main problem with getting drunk every night is your tolerance starts to get sky high until it takes half a fifth just to get a buzz. And then you start feeling like shit all the time from your body having to process all that liquor.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah you have to be drinking all day for a long time to get actual withdrawals. Not just drinking at night. You could get drunk every night for 10 years straight and stop with no problems

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not even half a fifth per day. You're no alcoholic buddy. You're like a little babby. Main problem with getting drunk every night is your tolerance starts to get sky high until it takes half a fifth just to get a buzz. And then you start feeling like shit all the time from your body having to process all that liquor.

          #Goals

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the best alcohol to drink if you want to remain fit

    the best alcohol to drink if you want to remain fit is alcohol that is drunk only once or twice a week at most. Stop being an alcoholic you moron.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    12 steps

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For staying fit, stick to high proof liquors to reduce calorie intake. Swig down some chasers and don't bother with a mixer.
    Other than that, try to take tolerance breaks once a week to avoid too much organ damage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have mixers tbh. At best I'm making an old fashioned if I'm feeling like I need the sugar. Mostly drinking whisky on the rocks. 2-3 full glasses a night

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys have against alcoholics?
    >I'm attending to my work duties
    >Social life has never been better
    >Fit AF
    >Slight bloating in face
    What's the problem? Why so hostile?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Generally speaking the shortened lifespan of my fellow people is bad. On the personal level, my own dad died of alcoholism when he drank liquor daily for multiple years.
      While all drugs can be fun, you gotta know when to take a break on occasion. But if you can maintain your health in the long-term, enjoy.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My grandfather died of liver cancer at 93 didn't look over 60 before the cancer. Was an alcoholic for 70 some years. Mom died at 55 from heart related issues with diabetes. Somethings your genes are more equipped to deal with than others.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How tf can you drink so much and make any gains? It fricks my sleep up so bad, if I go to bed drunk I get up at 3 AM 100% of the time drenched in sweat and wide awake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess I'm just used to it? I've got a good routine and never drink before 6pm. But usually I'm drinking 2-3 triple whisky's by 9pm. I go to the gym after work 3 days a week.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cleaner alcohols are usually the easiest on you shochu, gin, vodka, clear rum
    Things aged and flavored like brandy/whiskey are usually have other shitty compounds apart form just alcohol.
    I would try sakes there's a lot of them and unlike wines the type rarely gives you much idea of what to expect so it's often surprising. If nothing else it's lower alcohol% but you'll still have an enjoyable beverage.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sweet thanks buddy I'll look in to Sake and decent Rums. Can't stand vodka.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i drink 12 tall cans everyday for months now and i can still wake up at 5 am to go to work and still outperform my coworkers

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, alcohol has lost it's appeal to me. My tolerance is so high I have to deliberately try to get any sort of effect from it, and even then it's not worth the fuzzy feeling.

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