Obviously some really do love it, and some are addicted, but it seems like a lot of them do it just because they're
>heckin' adulting
and regular drinking (especially stuff like IPAs) is seen as trendy, like tattoos or growing a beard.
They've been memed into spending (over time) absurd amounts of money on empty calories that they probably don't enjoy THAT much, that increases their risk of cancer, impairs their body composition (skewing it towards fat), and prematurely ages them (especially greying their hair).
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any justification for drinking is cringe and gay and a cope
i'd rather be weedgay than a drinker and i fricking hate weedgays
alcohol is manchild shit as is watching football or any other sports
>but muh romans liked sports and drank alco-
shut up homosexual i will literally KILL you
there are no benefits to alcohol
the "occasional drink here and there" still increases your chances of getting cancer
drinking and having an alcohol dependency is not trad or based or masculine
you are a fricking rummy loser who needs to shot
buzz signing off
>I'm a manchild who has a 5 year old's palate
We know, incel.
lil baby boy needs his drinky winky or he goes el loco!!!!111
Not him but could you sound more like a gay saying this? I really hope you're a girl.
>alcohol is manchild shit as is watching football or any other sports
stopped reading right here.
if you can't enjoy sports you have the testosterone level of a girl.
frick off
im a doer, not a passive sedentary nimrod
based
sports are fun to play but cringe and gay to passively watch
Nobody who says this actually plays sports. Anybody who enjoys a particular sport finds it enjoyable to watch their friends or experts play it at a high level. The more knowledgeable you are about a sport, the more enjoyable it is to watch.
watching sports live on tv is what im referring to as being gay shit and a complete waste of time, i prefer watching highlights, and even better, going to games in person because i like the atmosphere, community, women, and goyslop.
And now the back-pedalling begins. I’m so sick of LARPers on this website.
>If you can't enjoy le heckin kick man-made ball into man-made net then you are mentaly ill!
Post body
>NOOO I NEED TO DRINK GOYSLOP AND WATCH MY Black personBALL
So pathetic you absolute fricking golem
>sports r le manly
>just a bunch of gays throwing a ball and following homosexual rules
The only manly sports involve beating another man until one falls down.
Virgin hands typed this
You wouldn't do shit pushy, lmao post body
Body is irrelevant. Every man likes beating and bludgeoning other men since dawn of creation. You dont think fatties are slapping each others breasts around in a painful manner? Sports are just a gay proxy by a gay society that allows for "morally acceptable" beatings. There is nothing natural about men fighting over a ball or puck. Beating to death is natural. Direct physical contact sports are the only true sports.
>gay who likes to play with other mens balls
>body is irrelevant
Now that's good cope? You forget where you are nerd?
Why would I listen to some fat balding neet? You talk about beating people to death but you probably look like you're eating yourself to death, moron, either that or you're some scrawny gay who thinks he can fight cause he saw a cartoon character do it, lol, lmao even
Nice non argument. Go to bed, dad.
Nice no body posted, if you actually looked good you'd love to dunk on my old ass you fat ass
>if you can't enjoy sports you have the testosterone level of a girl.
Stopped reading it right there
If you actually enjoy worshipping another man and wear a shirt with another man name (who you are saying is better than
you)
Then that makes you a cuck
Frick off
Loses that can't get invited to the bar
Grape juice doesn't have anywhere near as much resveratrol as red wine does
The red wine drinker studies all come from peasants in Mediterranean. It's where they first noticed alcohol might have health benefits. The recent ~~*meta study*~~ that says alcohol has no health benefits for people under the age of 40 is almost entirely based on fat Westerners.
>muh resveratrol
No evidence it does anything to humans but if you still care about it, just eat actual fricking grapes or
peanuts instead of ingesting ethanol at the same time. That's the equivalent of arguing that me taking a literal shit in your dinner is no big deal because it's still nutritious.
Brainlet copes. Reservatrol is one of the most studied polyphenols. You'd have to eat about 15lbs of grapes to get what's in a wine bottle. Ethanol leeches the reservatrol from the grape skins during the wine making process. Which is why red wine has the highest concentration of it.
>resveratrol
Don't you have to drink like 50 litres of wine to get enough resveratrol for it to theoretically do anything? This shit is just a study funded by a wine company to driver sales, just like all of them are. Science is a prostitute for finance, marketing and politics.
Tell that to Milos of Kroton or Plato.
Drinking unfiltered wine is the most gigachad dietary choice.
Drinking homemade wine is where it’s at
Ok Elliot go back to /LULZ/
Based Buzz
They hated him because he told the truth
Based buzz
Don’t enrich the israelite by buying his poison
Keyed, it’s funny how all the boozeheads replying to you don’t even have an argument they’re just crying kek
Based but I have whiskey only on Thanksgiving and Christmas
You know what's really fricked up? I can't tell if your photo is AI or not.
Drinking a glass of wine a night is very healthy.
Why
It’s better than drinking grain alcohols. I just feel better the next day. If I drink beer or liquor I feel like shit. Also the buzz I get from wine feels a lot cleaner for some reason. Ancient Greeks drank it a lot and considered it nutritious.
they also used lead as a sweetener
think for yourself
>"why is it healthy"
>"it's not as bad as beer"
fricking moron.
Mezopotams and egyptians drank beer and considered it nutritious. There was a time period where even little kids drank beer instead of water.
So what's your point?
If you say alcohol is bad and still drink coffee and pre workout you’re a hypocrite.
I drink white monster and oolong tea.
that wouldn't even make sense if you said "if you say alcohol is bad and still drink alcohol you're a hypocrite"
ancient Greeks considered drunkenness to be pathetic and would frequently dilute their wine 1:3 wine:water
Anti-oxidants
I drink a bottle a night and I'm fine, bit fat though
it's not, stop repeating this tired old boomer meme
Literally because it's le legal drug and it lowers inhibitions and thus may lead to fricking. Problem is most people can't just keep drinking at a social level and got mind warped into thinking it's this elixir you drink for whenever you're tired or not doing anything.
Only red wine, and only for your heart.
>Actually it restricts aging
It literally dehydrates you dumbass.
>Only red wine, and only for your heart.
this is bullshit based on sketchy data
>red wine drinkers live longer
means nothing. they probably have more money and get better medical care
any amount of alcohol is unhealthy
I have never had lower inhibition when drunk. I'm still the same but with a heavy sedating feeling superimposed
this is Radiohead lyrics isn't it
>I have never had lower inhibition when drunk. I'm still the same but with a heavy sedating feeling superimposed
You could get the same effect from grape juice. There is no amount or type of alcohol that is good for you.
>grape juice
Not the same moron. How much sugar is in that juice box vs in a glass of wine.
probably the same amount
Just eat the fricking grapes if you want the resveratrol. It is not much more concentrated in wine, and it's highest in fricking cranberries.
Drink if you want, but acting like it's healthy is as moronic as saying margarine is healthy. You dumb shits fell for another marketing gimmick.
>Ethanol leeches the reservatrol from the grape skins during the wine making process. Which is why red wine has the highest concentration of it.
This might be one of the baseless, moronic thing typed on this board today
>and it's highest in fricking cranberries
I should have searched better. It is highest in lingonberries.
http://phenol-explorer.eu/contents/polyphenol/592
I don't think it is all that great. I'm thinking people forgot to take into account that when you're drinking wine, you're in good company and are socializing, ergo people who socialize every night with friends and family live longer.
My mom had a glass every night and she looks 30 at 50
Pics please, I'll give her a trib
Same with my mum lmao. 58 and still looks mid to late 30's. She takes good care of her diet and does Pilates a few times per week. Having a glass of wine isn't gonna kill you.
eat grapes instead
That's a myth that was busted many years ago
No its not
who the frick drinks one glass.
I stopped drinking after søyboys made beer and beards their identity, you know the type
Just don’t drink any ipa mirco-brew blueberry shitgay beer. Drink cheap beer from a can and smoke marlboros you will never come off as one of these gays granted you don’t wear flannel and have big bushy queer beard or hair that does anything but lay flat on your head. The idea is to come off more as a piece of shit New England irish or redneck.
I have been sober for more than a year not because of anything tragic or because I had a problem, I just realized I don't enjoy alcohol at all and I don't miss it.
>Alcohol clearly prematurely ages you
Actually it restricts aging because it increases blood flow.
Also it tastes good.
>Actually it restricts aging because it increases blood flow.
Then why do all of these guys in their late 20s/early 30s have tons of grey hair? Is it the diet?
>I drink a bottle a night and I'm fine, bit fat though
I'm not calling out wine drinkers who really like wine (though I think wine snobbery is cringe), but it's clear that a lot of these urban bearded, IPA-chugging millenial/zoomer manchildren don't enjoy alcohol THAT much, and are just doing it because it's what you do, like getting a tat or growing a beard.
>people don't enjoy the things they do THAT much
>Then why do all of these guys in their late 20s/early 30s have tons of grey hair? Is it the diet?
Could be anything, really.
It kills brain cells
Alcohol tastes like peepee. Only way its ok is if its heavily mixed with something else.
because being drunk is fun
>Let's not let people enjoy things that helps them alleviate the pain of this miserable existence
Mind your own business and frick off
Im currently searching for a job so its part of the process.
>why do so many habitually drink it?
because I can't talk to people sober
You know how fricked up that is, right?
It's hardly an excuse
I didn't ask to be autistic, anon
It's a slow form of suicide. You drink it, you feel good without having to put in any extra effort, senses get dulled, you forget shit.
Drinking provides a brake from constant negative self ref ring monologue. Even when I’m hung over and sober I feel better than when I don’t drink
>why do people enjoy things I don't?
You might as well ask yourself why you workout when you can live a long life off good diet alone. Dont even mention attracting women since the term incel was born from this site
Its addictive and it can make you feel good after a small amount but yeah it quickly becomes more trouble than its worth and its easy to lose control
yahhhh
I always get funny looks when I order a coffee or a coke at the bar, people think you are weird if you don’t drink. I usually just say I’m driving or I’m trying to quit
>I always get funny looks when I order a coffee or a coke at the bar
Its because its a big indicator that you are an alcoholic that for some odd reason has to be at a bar to order this shit. Its like going to a gym to just eat pizza and leave.
>tastes good
>is fun
>ice breaker
>easy way to bang women
>whiskey signals to others that you’re not a homosexual tea drinker
Who gives a shit about prematurely aging lmao, you’re going to look 60 at 60 regardless as long as you drink in moderation and exercise you’ll be fine.
signals to others that you’re not a homosexual tea drinker
LMAO
How do I know you are underage
Frick off sobergay
because it was arguably one of the first discoveries primitive man made. so everyones clung onto it like its the holy grail ever since and for some moronic reason nowadays people demonize other drugs even though theyre like 100x less toxic on the body.
tldr stupid monke brain doing stupid monke brain things
>nowadays people demonize other drugs even though theyre like 100x less toxic on the body.
lol name a few.
Before he will reply (he won't....)
>WEED homosexualS PLEASE SHUT THE FRICK UP
psilocybin, dimethyltryptamine, opium jelly, multiple lysergic acid analogues, GHB. all of those have much less invasive and destructive effects than a volatile solvent thats been used to dessicate corpses for embalming.
samegay, frick off go suck some alcohol piss out of a Black person dick
>samegay
You wish....
t. sucking my 3rd covid extra
pin me while youre at it i need to stay up to regulation, otherwise they wont sell me my premium bug mac at McGoyims
Psychedelics turn you into a moron. That feeling of being more enlightened like psychedelic drug abusers like you always end up like is a symptom of your newfound moronation. It's also why psychedelics are so good for treating trauma and other addictions. It legitimately is a soft lobotomy.
i havent done drugs in 8 years, nice try hooknose. and anyone doing psychedelics for "muh enlightenment" is a fricking moron. nay, even more of a moron than you for assuming everyone does them for that purpose alone.
if youve never seen someone just drop acid and watch the sunset with their childhood sweetheart, for no purpose other than that, then you are narrow minded and live in a box my friend. i suggest you go touch grass, maybe even smoke some while youre at it. me? i hate pot, and have no need to partake in any drugs any more.
however, saying that, i still believe its israelited to demonize substances like society does today. fricking brainlets everywhere doing what their overlords tell them, im sure when they tell them to go take a shower next to the big furnace they will. human ignorance, a mathematical constant in this universe kek
>if youve never seen someone just drop acid and watch the sunset with their childhood sweetheart
Implying this isn't enlightening
Yiou know what? Frick you. I've done every drug there is. I've done dope in every form, I've snoerted coke, I've done crystal, you name it I did it. I even did steroids. Pretty much every drug I've tried and I don't regreat a FRICKING thing. The absolute most life changing and best experiences I've had have been with psychedliecs. I'm perfectly happy in life. I have a great job, I have a couple of dogs, I have a roof over my head, and I have a computer I can type this message out to you on. I pity people like you. FRICK you.
Not very zen of you anon.
Whatever you took, it made you into an angry person. I will be sure to steer clear of drugs. Thank you.
You are not knowledgeable about this subject, you live a sheltered and cowardly existence - you know this. Why even post, you can't lie to yourself. Can you?
Just drink in moderation and sip some water like any decent human being.
Amerimmuts can't, or they got shitface drunk in every ocasion or they start with this i'm le sober shit.
This is exactly right. The problem is, most of IST can't do a single thing in moderation.
>I can't just have a can of soda every once in a while, I NEED to drink the full 2L bottle
>I can't just jerk off a couple times per week, I NEED to do it 4 times per day.
>I can't just have a beer after a hard days work, I NEED to have the full 6-pack.
>I can't just have a bowl of ice cream or a bit of chocolate for a treat, I NEED to have the whole tub.
personally i fricking love alcohol and i do feel pity for those who drink it and receive only bad health effects and unpleasant hangovers
>why do so many habitually drink it?
alcohol is social lubricant and has been a part of our culture for thousands of years. Also some beers/wines/mixed drinks actually taste good
Alcohol is my drug of choice, I hate weed, I hate tobacco, I had a friend in college die from tainted coke, etc.
>has been a part of our culture for thousands of years
appeal to nature/tradition
it is still bad for you, shit is just adult soda
you might as well smoke cigarettes because all the cool masculine guys of the 50s did that
>>has been a part of our culture for thousands of years
>appeal to nature/tradition
literal midwit behavior to try to apply fallacies like this
burden of proof is on you to prove tradition is wrong, rhetorical devices aren’t harry potter spells you cast by name
>rhetorical devices aren’t harry potter spells you cast by name
he says, as he casts "burden of proof"
>it is still bad for you, shit is just adult soda
thats not whats being asked though.
You might as well ask why anyone does anything that can negatively impact their health. The main question OP was asking was
>Why are people doing things that I dont like doing?
which is a really dumb question that somehow got a lot of anons asking a dumbass pointless question
i learned that i only drank because of people i was around. once i lost my gf and eventually the friends i made through her, i never had the urge or desire to drink again. i drank alone a few times but the peer pressure of having to drink in order to fit in, be cool, and relax my tism is basically what made me do if
why the frick is german beer so good bros
Nothing better than a Märzen on a crisp fall day
That beer has a bigger head than Jimmy Neutron
Is this what Europeans actually believes?
Based Ayinger. The dopplebock is the best. Everything else they put out is good, too.
I'd be more a Brauweisse or Urweisse man myself. But Ayinger is indeed serious quality. Visited their taphouse in Munich some years ago and got completely pissed drinking with a few Bavarian lads. Good fun
i want to go to germany and drink beer all day, and experience that mystical thing they call "german sex". like a chick just telling you she wants to frick you, and so you frick her. sounds like a fairy tale to me
German purity laws. They keep their beer pure and use time tested techniques for brewing.
I feel sorry for these teetotaling fsggots on this board. If you can't enjoy a delicious beer, then you're missing out. I agree that alcoholism is disgustingly cringe though, and drinking responsibly is the both harmless and enjoyable.
thats my problem. i love a good porter, stout, or blue moon or any kind of craft beer. but as soon as that first one is in me its all over i will drink a whole 30 case in a night and sleep for the next 2 days. ive tried to keep my drinking to once a week but ive just decided im done and ive been dirty bulking instead, goodbye abs lol
>beer = fat
thats something i never understood too, how the hell can you eat if youve had more than like 1 or 2 beers? i go for days without eating after a bender, alcohol literally shuts my appetite down worse than seeing a fat b***h vomit at a buffet
>If you can't enjoy a delicious beer, then you're missing out.
I've tried drinking beer when I was younger, didn't like the taste at all and never touched it (or any other alcohol) again.
Same. It just tastes like rubbing alcohol.
I like drinking in moderation every now and again and it brings me and my friends closer together.
>Why would someone drink alcohol knowing its bad for you??
Are you seriously too moronic to not know the answer to this question?
Drinking is for gays. Kills your potential gains and causes cancer. Decreases testosterone. Kills sperm count. Kills millions of people per year in alcohol-related hullabaloo, either directly or indirectly. Makes you do retarted shit. This thread is just cope from a bunch of alcoholic homosexuals. Yes, it can be used as a social lubricant, but chances are you were too inept to socialize without it anyway bc autistic fuark.
do you know what is even more dangerous than drinking? Dihydrogen monoxide. One of the world's leading causes of death yet it is found in most of the things we drink and also found in literally 100% of people's home.
Frick out here moron. Water is the most based, god-tier beverage known to Man.
>Pic related.
>It's you.
then why do so many people die from it?
Because they're gays.
Water is necessary for human life while alcohol isn't doe
>alcohol
>not necessary for human life
your parents never would have gotten together otherwise.
Jokes aside, alcohol is GABAergic. If anything, this is one of the most important neurochemicals in modern times. Almost everything you do now is geared to ruin your GABA system. Caffeine antagonizes GABA. Stress antagonizes GABA. That's why a hundred million people in the west are on benzodiazepines or other anti anxiety or anti depressant meds.
4 conditions strongly linked with a GABA disorder are anxiety, depression, autism, and schizophrenia. GABA tells your nerves to calm the frick down and not fire away at every little thing. Healthy GABA levels can increase test (or at least not hinder it) promote restful sleep, act as a social lubricant (which is why alcohol is used for that purpose) quells unnecessary anxieties, reduces muscle fatigue and muscle tension (get tension headaches? Low GABA could be a contributing factor) and much more.
In modern times everything from caffeine to lack of sleep to sugar to work environments antagonizes GABA. Alcohol and benzodiazepines are about the only supplemental sources, and the pharma industry and teetotalers have you convinced alcohol is so awful.
My liver may stop working at any moment now(so no need to worry about cancer) but I've never been fitter or had less anxiety than after switching my carbs+alcohol intake to alcohol alone.
>actually tries to delude himself into thinking ethanol is good for him
It's time to go to that AA meeting, Anon.
>use alcohol to treat your anxiety and depression
Phenibut exists and has the exact same neurological effects with none of the toxic side-effects. This is nuclear level cope.
basically correct.
if you need 'social lubricant' you're fricking stupid.
alcohol is anti-life much like xanax or whatever but it deletes a little bit of people’s shit lives
Amazing morons here trying to say alcohol is bad when they ingest way more harmful chemicals through all their supplements they take. Protein powder isn’t healthy and so isn’t creative or preworkout.
alcohol is bad because it makes you a gay moron, not because it makes you die sooner
Nooooo, creative bros...
>Protein powder isn’t healthy and so isn’t creative or preworkout.
You guys are pussies, don't talk to me about alcoholism until you're so drunk you eat a big mac out of a urinal in mcdonalds.
that isn't alcoholism you're just a moron.
>you eat a big mac out of a urinal in mcdonalds
greentext ?
>be me
>get really drunk (again)
>tried eating a burger while pissing, drop most of it into the urinal
>eat it anyways
I'm trans btw
>Alcohol clearly prematurely ages you; why do so many habitually drink it?
Being drunk is great, I just hate drinking. Expensive, bad tasting, empty calories that need to be consumed in either a large quantity to taste decent (which makes me feel bloated), or a small quantity like shots (which isn't pleasant), and if misjudge the amount you'll either never get quite drunk enough or you'll get too drunk and be sick. I rarely ever do it because it's such a massive inconvenience, but if I'm going to drink it's got to be enough to get drunk.
You need to mix spirit with the right amount of juice. I find 15 to 25% alcohol in a drink to be weak enough to drink a cup of in one and strong enough to frick you up
>alcohol clearly prematurely ages you
I went to rehab a few months ago and people looked wayyyy fricking younger than their ages. It was fricking bizarre. To be fair it was one of the best rehabs on the East Coast so that may have had something to do with everyone looking good.
>~3 months sober and the gains have been crazy since I’m not blowing them all over a weekend of hard partying
It helps them not be social morons so they can pass their socially moronic genetics on. Alcohol is anti eugenics and thus bad.
Drugs are for people who cannot be content with reality, so they get high in order to escape their miserable existance
Coffee clearly prematurely ages you; why do so many habitually drink it?
>Star of David
Phew almost fell for your trap
negress probably stole it from the local Ross and has no idea what it means
>dayum homie das a cool ass star
They were groomed into getting drunk often in college and have to keep drinking because alcohol withdrawal can and often does kill.
>they probably don't enjoy THAT much
you guys who actually don't enjoy alcohol are the anomaly. even if it doesn't taste good at first, it does feel good for most people. some people acquire a taste for it eventually because it feels good
I couldn't get it up anymore when I drank, so I had to quit to keep fricking the wife.
I could have skipped alcohol for all of my twenties and been the better for it. Now in my thirties, I see it as a poison, but one that is worth the occasional pain of indulging.
A long multi-course dinner in a friend's backyard on a summer night, good conversation, a bottle of wine is perfection. Or beers with the boys after an 8-hour hike.
Sitting around the house drinking, or drinking for days on end, is really bad.
Simple rule: drink when you expect to be happy--never when you cexpect to be sad.
I enjoy both spirits and beer a lot but it's clearly one of the worst possible things you can do for your health, along with tobacco. It's horrific for your sleep - even one drink a day disrupts REM and is linked to significantly increased anxiety. You can't outlift bad habits and a bad diet, and booze will have seriously bad effects over time.
>74 posters
>114 replies
These threads are created by one anon who got too shitty at a high school party and he never drank again out of embarrassment, now he resents those that can control themselves.
You know who you are pussy.
Alcohol, like most things, is fine as long as you don't let it control you, I'll see you guys in the next thread 48 hours from now.
I will not be returning so enjoy this: you are a low t golem coping about your low impulse control
Post body
I swear you homosexuals post the most vapid hoes you can find.
Yeah it's awesome how you don't want to have sex with women dude, that's so based, you gay
Weed isn’t as convenient to consume or easy to measure
Psychedelic teas and tinctures are too potent
Nicotine doesn’t make you moronic enough
Caffeine is already used in excess
Coke is too expensive
Drugs they want you taking:
>weed
>alcohol
>caffeine
>adderal, SSRI, benzos, etc.
>LSD, DMT, etc.
Drugs they DO NOT want you taking:
>nicotine
>steroids
>DNP
Lsd is hated by feds. They consider that worse than most drugs look it up. Only noodle armed dyels fear it. It filters pussies
DNP is extremely based, only mouth breathing morons fear it
They literally make nicotine devices for kids to suck on. Your list is all wrong manchild . Gotta sucky and do a sick bliky with your nicotine?
how do i add nicotine to my penis?
Fortunately not everything is owned by the israelites.
Republicans literally worship israelites and literally want you to die for israelites. Republicans also hate weed and love penisy cigars.
I love DNP and nicotine!
LSD microdosing is great for pre-workout and rigorous self-guided studying. It's the perfect compliment to the two things they DON'T want you doing.
It's addicting and makes me feel happy. I have so much fun playing videogames buzzed. But now I've been spiraling into weird blacked out porn binges
I'm trying to stop but it's hard. I just crave it, blank my mind and just buy alcohol. I think sparkling water has been helping me as a replacement however
I drink a little bit here and there with meals and friends because it tastes good, complements the meal, and contributes to mirth. Outside of that, I don’t think about alcohol that much.
Why are you so obsessed with this? We’re you an alcoholic at one point?
His drunk momma probably beat his weak ass like a dog once he started reminding her of his father
damn, brutal anon
bump
Mick Jagger genes that make me impervious to chemical aging.
I am 23 and have never drank or done drugs because I have no friends, am I missing out on anything by not drinking or smoking weed? How would I even acquire drugs if I don’t really have any close connections?
How do I acquire drugs?
>how do acquire le drug
be black
shit sleep also does so. and overeating.
people just don't care about living healthy lives
This thread again. Wherein autists all agree on their confusion about alcohols appeal, hard drinkers justify their habit, and casual drinkers say they enjoy the buzz and the social benefits. Why do we keep having these useless discussions? I blame the autistics primarily for this. If you can't comprehend why people drink then you probably aren't ever going to. There's an axis of human experience you're probably shut out from, and while that probably protects you from alcoholism, it's also symptom of a general lack of understanding of normal people. Every autistic c**t I've ever met has had a hatred of alcohol, like clockwork
drink some real beer (not bud light hyper troon leftie axe wound edition) and then you will enjoy it
women love older looking men duh
Sun ages you the most. Did you know that? Every minute you're out in the sun you are destroying your skin overtime. Why do so many people still go out and sunbath or even walk around in the daytime? It boggles my mind OP!
being a fricking homosexual who gets his panties in a twist over LE UNHEALTHY prematurely ages your personality into being an insufferable old fart
Haven’t you ever thought this might just be propaganda instead of life advice
>being moderate is propaganda
Says the guy also affected by propaganda lmao
Like even wanting to drink that stuff at all is propaganda
Like why would you drink literal poison
If it wasn’t for me sheckelberg telling you it’s part of your personality
It's fun.
You don't have to drink, no one is forcing you, so why do you care so much? Is it because most normal people can enjoy this poison perfectly fine while you sit on the outskirts of society complaining on IST, blaming anything but yourself?
You are so stupid that are dancing in the israelite palms all along
To the point you are even defending his actions
We've been drinking it for the last 9000+ years. We're gonna continue drinking it.
I quit drinking when I quit nicotine, since I get massive nicotine cravings whenever I drink. The only thing keeping me from drinking is the fact that I don’t want to pick up smoking and go down that rabbit hole again, I’ve already quit 3 times and it doesn’t get any easier.
On the bright side, no drinking + no nicotine makes me feel pretty peak health.
What is the recommended limit for liquor consumption that it doesn't negatively affect you in any appreciable way?
I get some absolutists will insist 1 drop is too much. But that's not what I'm asking.
I workout. I have a house. I have a girlfriend. I pay my bills. I have a good job. I'll have beers when I want. Working through a little crate of cold ones on a Friday night with a good TV show or some gaming is a great pleasure in life.
It's just like food. Some people can enjoy it, over indulge from time to time, without letting it rule and ruin their lives. Other people can't control themselves.
whiskey
To make their miserable lifes a little "better" while the effect lasts
>this thread
I hate this board and the users so much. I would sacrifice my own life if it meant everyone who posts here was wiped out
sorry homos but getting drunk with your bros is one of life's greatest pleasures.
go ahead and stay sober because it's not optimal for training (while staying a forever dyel LOL), im sure b***hes love hanging out with stuck up dudes stressing out about their diet lmao
how do you deal with the bloating? next day feels like i got raped by a facehugger and ive an alien growing inside my stomach
I drink kombucha as a hangover remedy.
Borderline alcoholic here. I'm working on it. People always are shocked at how old I am compared to how I look. I've always looked younger than what I am. It's genetics. Alcohol does dehydrate you.
Kek at this thread. A bunch of copers. There is NO reason to drink alcohol in 2023, especially with the wealth of data we have on how it's just fricking terrible for you. If you still think it's ok in 'moderation', then you have to say the same thing about cigarettes or meth. Alcohol is an addictive drug. Alcohol is damaging to your body, period. Here are the real reasons you want to drink:
1. You're a peer-pressured pussy homosexual. This is evidenced as the redditor's arguments ITT boiling down to "you must be fun at parties"
2. You're an addicted loser using it to cope with your shitty existence. No, you're not exhibiting self control by "only having one now and then to take a load off." You are instead using it to distract you from your problems, a crutch. How about instead of drinking a few on a Friday night you actually socialize with your family or friends, work on a hobby, or even learn something new. You can do all of these things not under the influence of any drug.
it's fun to drink and it tastes good. simple as
See point 2.
peer pressure implies you're doing something you don't want to moron.
>How about instead of drinking a few on a Friday night you actually socialize with your family or friends, work on a hobby, or even learn something new. You can do all of these things not under the influence of any drug.
funner with booze. keep coping
>NO reasons to drink
>lists 2 reasons
You straight edged pussies just can't help but feel superior, even if you contradict yourself, do you sniff your own farts too?
If those are valid reasons to drink for you then by all means be a peer-pressured pussy addicted homosexual.
I will, like most of my peers, keep coping on the internet because no matter what you call me, YOU are the abnormal one, stay mad about it loser
Pinched a nerve. If everyone jumps off a bridge...
I'm not mad, you can be sober all you want for all I care, but thinking the only reasons people drink is either peer pressure or addiction is moronic, and you know that, or at least I hope you do. You typed that shit out like you were writing a fricking thesis, you're on IST homosexual
>don't enjoy THAT much
i enjoy drinking lol. who doesnt.
I dont know why. Maybe we need a modern puritan movement starting with nodrinking
look up prohibition and let me know how it turned out kek
I'm not talking about a government enforced prohibition
look up some b***hes and let me know how it turns out you’re a virgin kek
Frick booze. Alcohol is a trash drug. Kills people
Wow, you figure that out all by yourself?
So does every other recreational drug. INB4, yes weed too you inbreeds.
>Verification not required
Ok then haven’t you ever thought to yourself why is alcohol
>legal
>socially accepted
>sold at every corner
>advertised everywhere
>has a literal hook nose israelite promoting it with pseudo intellectual book
>sold at every event
Put two and two together dumb golem
It is not for your benefit
I was mocking this thread earlier today but I got drunk this evening and made a complete fricking twat of myself. I'm a fricking piece of shit. I hate alcohol. It's my biggest problem drug.
lol if it makes you feel better I am a goodie two shoes nerd/not a degenerate and punched a wall piss drunk because I thought it was a good idea at the time. Broke my 5th metacarpal and have been going thru surgery/PT for the past 6 weeks. Not the worst injury but damn a huge waste of time and money. I feel an immense amount of regret and embarrassment doing it.
I don't think I will stop drinking but I will heed it as a portent of how susceptible I am to the dangers of alcohol and watch how much I drink. I could have hurt someone else or killed someone being that drunk. I had the same mindset as you did about alcohol but I truly had a frick up with it and paid the price.
During one of the worst periods of my life I became a alcoholic and one day my mother commented how my face was starting to wrinkle up
I legitimately did and only went away after quitting drinking.
I will never touch that garbage in my life
probably you just were highly dehydrated due to drinking only alcoholic beverages and 0 water
Alcohol is too damn good, gotta be careful around it. I built a habit of drinking 2-3 beers daily in my early twenties (1 during lunch and 2 in the evening), and the extra calories do not go unnoticed. I had to cut it down to just 1 beer in the evening, it's just enjoyable for me and i doubt it has a big impact on my health. Also I do not party or go out and get drunk anymore, so those negatives aren't there anymore.
All drugs are for bottom barrels scrapers and weak willed homosexuals who cannot be content with reality, you get high so you can escape your baseline mental state which can no longer simply be maintained without some form of anguish or boredom (this is not normal, seek help)
Look everyone, the expert on all drugs knows everything about them even though he's doesn't do any of them, we should listen to his wisdom
I wouldn't listen to a midget about how to play basketball either, who gives a shit about you, you're on IST, neets hate alcohol because it reminds them of their shitty childhood and all the fun they missed, they can't understand it because they've never experienced it.
These threads have been on this website since day one and its always just the semi normies saying they drink, and neets screeching because their inaction is the only thing they'll ever have
Good God guys go outside
You honestly think anyone cares about the opinion of a druggie who posts pictures of random woman on this forum and unironically uses terms such as "semi-normie" when speaking?
Are you guys really that stupid
Why is alcohol sold at every corner advertised at every venue and widely socially accepted to the point it’s is the only drug you have to justify not taking
You even more moronic and easily manipulated for defending this
I only drink if I'm with women because it makes both of us more open.
It's a social lube and it's fun, socializing is fun and it makes it easy to meet new people and sometimes a cute girl.
Literally just minimise drinks with HOPS, drink an equal or greater amount of water, and don't do it every Friday or Saturday night until 5am from ages 15 to 30 or do it to get to sleep on a weekday, the same way binging junkfood daily or weekly will age you horribly.
There's a good chance an example of someone aging gracefully isn't a teetotaler.
>t, Someone whose only ever spent a night drinking once in his life so far.
I am a professional brewmaster, and I consume the very least amount of beer necessary for evaluate tasting and maturation/off flavor. I just spit it out if I have to test several batches.
Alcohol aside, hopps are full of potent phytoestrogen.
>potent phytoestrogen
these are in literally everything, you eat a burger you eat phytoestrogens.
not that they even influence anything.
isn't it obvious? the average person is moronic and doesn't give a shit about their health.
You can be the most meticulous and perfect picture of health and still cark it at 45 following a heart attack.
If I wanted to be entirely health conscious I'd not compete in strongman and I certainly wouldn't play rugby league because one good shoulder charge to the head could cause more brain damage than 1000 pints of beer ever would. That's not to say you may as well start a casual crack habit but life is a balance between health and the eternally ticking clock.
Teetotalers crying in the thread because they can't comprehend enjoying things in moderation.
you WILL NOT MAKE IT if you drink alcohol
>Alcohol clearly prematurely ages you
No it doesn’t