All four shorts i got from amazon are too short

All four shorts i got from Amazon are too short

Unattended Children Pitbull Club Shirt $21.68

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you need to start liking short shorts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      short shorts are based

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he likes short shorts

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I LOVE short shorts.
          I feel sexy af in them, I get to show off my leg gains and girls love it too.
          and if you say it's gay to like short shorts, then I am the king of gays.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shudda ordered longs

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Big brain moment

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    cargo shorts are always the right length, just work out in those

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like my shorts as short as possible. I cut the net lining out so my balls hang out. So far nobody has said anything to me about it at the gym.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      they don't have the balls to do it

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no such thing

      I LOVE short shorts.
      I feel sexy af in them, I get to show off my leg gains and girls love it too.
      and if you say it's gay to like short shorts, then I am the king of gays.

      Based

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    where's the other 2

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How short are we talking?

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >men are becoming more feminine
    >men's clothing starts to look like women's clothing

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >shorts too short
    No such thing

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're just microdosing shorts

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    blow your thighs up until you look good in them

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    How short are we talking?
    Are you sure you're not just insecure?
    Shorts are supposed to be above the knees
    If they go down to your knees they're called shants

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they are fine probably but im very dyel and a have a gut and big booty/thighs so I fill them out a little too well

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >buy SHORTs
    >they short

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    time to ZESTmaxx

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      I´ve gotta start opening doors like that.

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Post shorts

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You first, dyel (I know you won't).

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just post the pairs of shorts you mongoloid, no one wants to see your chicken legs

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          You first.

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you not check the inseam length? If a clothing product is being advertised without key measurements, it's trash anyways. Stop being poor and go get some lululemon or something nice.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you trying to short Amazon or something?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    should have ordered longs instead.

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    3in inseam is in though

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you not know how to read the description? Did it not say the I seam length?

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    no sympathy whatsoever for subhumans who order from bezosmart. you WILL burn in hell for eternity unless you repent

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >give me shorts
    >no that's too short

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shorts with over 5 inches of inseam are a waste of time. Just wear pants if you can't bear to let the world see your thighs, you insecure closet case.

  23. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >manlet
    >lose weight
    >buy size M polos
    >perfect fit, not tight
    >but shorts for gym
    >size M
    >they barely fit
    Now i have to walk around the gym woth my dick and butt pressed. I hate having birthing hips

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