All of the Zoomer hate is simply because Millennials are jealous that we are pulling big booty cardio bunnies and they're single. They are envious of us and wish they could be our age again.
All of the Zoomer hate is simply because Millennials are jealous that we are pulling big booty cardio bunnies and they're single.
Stop posting these threads everyday you chud, guarantee you work for some national chud organization trying to convince people that zoomers are better off than they actually are. Here are the facts:
>zoomers are on the most psychiatric meds of any generation ever
>zoomers are set to be the most obese of any generation ever when they reach middle age
>zoomers have the least sex of any generation ever
>zoomers have the lowest driver's license rate of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most autistic and spergy socially retarded of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most chud of any generation ever
>zoomers consume the most microplastics and forever chemicals of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most "government GOOD" of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most sensitive of any generation ever (just try not giving out your pronouns when you introduce yourself, or laughing when they give theirs!)
>zoomers are the most brainwashed of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most supportive of pedophelia of any generation ever, supporting teachers and adults that teach young children about sex and that tomboys actually need to be boys, and more sensitive males actually need to cut their dicks off because they're actually girls
>zoomers are the least driven of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most cucked of any generation ever
>zoomers are the most self-hating of any generation ever
The only reason anyone could possibly think otherwise is because they are a zoomer who spends more time scrolling through vids on TikTok and Instagram than in the real world, so they see the top 1% of people (who are popular because they actually work hard for things unlike 99% of other people) on their FYP, all day, every day, and think that's the real world.
In reality? Zoomers are a bunch of numale dyke gays. It's hilarious seeing you try to cope by posting this shit every day. Get a life.
Baste.
OP's crying for his pacifier
Kek fucking based and fuck zoomers pilled. The turbo queers can't go more than 100 seconds without looking at a screen and they think they're tough.
>zoomers are on the most psychiatric meds of any generation ever
is that true?
t. 24 year old zoomer
I'm a zoomer too but yeah pretty much. Nearly everyone I know in my age group or below is on psychiatric meds of some kind, especially the females. Parents don't know how to raise their kids right so the doctors take advantage of this by getting us dependent on the pharmaceutical industry super early.
Blaming boomers for your problems is no different than blaming your parents for still being a shut in virgin. Stop being a gay. Take some accountability for yourself and work toward a better future.
I'm not a shut-in virgin and I do not seek comfort in blaming my parents for anything, however you need to acknowledge some circumstances are beyond your control and you can't directly blame zoomers for all of their shortcomings, especially when it's well documented an extraordinarily predatory generation of boomers has taken a really wrong turn and made us pay the price.
>Parents don't know how to raise their kids right
To be fair, some of it is groupthink shit and the way the legal system has evolved, combined with not enough time/energy after both of them have spent the day at work
It's because they live in the world ruined by boomers, just like the generations before them, but worse with each one, because boomers are still alive and still in power. How the fuck can you blame them for being deranged? It was never their choice. We should push boomers off their stools and create a better world for the future generations.
Best pasta we've had in a while
bro put in this effort just to reply to a bait post
its a pasta u newfag
wew anon, cool it with the complicated words else you might short circuit his dopamone fried brain, dude probably thinks that pasta is some kind of chinese takeout.
knew it loool u got baited get rekt moron
bruh what the cope
>I...I w-was m-m-merely pre-pretending to be retarded
to me the most disturbing part of zoomers is how pro authority, pro government, and pro brand they are. like zoomers really fucking love their brands.
how are these facts if you don't provide any evidence?
First time seeing this pasta. I was laughing at first but then it really sunk in how fucked they are and it got really depressing.
The next generation is gonna be even worse off. Fucking hell.
Zoomercucks absolutely BTFO
pretty sure white girls on tiktok arent in the top 1%
Didn’t read. Also moron
based. zoomers, you're not all fucked. this just goes to show how easy it's gonna be to rise above your peers
This holly shit its like woman that keep going on about hopw being a slut is "empowering" this topic is dumb your dumb this is gay af.
10/10 post. Im a totally mediocre gen-x'er and I partied like a mad man in the 90's. Went from plowing grunge chicks after Nirvana concerts, to rave partys and some awesome early nineties still 80s parties with coke and shit. I've barely seen any zoomers who are clearly far better looking, clearly far richer and more privileged than me do half as much shit as me in the late 80s nineties. 90s were fucking awesome; girls were thinner and easy and everywhere.
T. Canadian medium city dude
that girl is far from a cardio bunny
The lean shows weakness to the female mind. She thinks you are her B* subconsciously. Not hating, just passing on school of hard knocks knowledge.
so true, funny thing is I've learned these lessons from the most feminist, gay-friendly of women. just goes to show this embracing of male feminism and eagerness to show "I'm not a bad guy I respect le women!!" by modern "men" is only hurting them.
this
getting bulkier made both women and men respect me more
everyone treated me like shit before
what is going on with his inner thighs
He's free bleeding, some new zoomer thing
massive stretchmarks from explosive gains (fraud in his case)
I got some in high school when I started lifting albeit higher up on my thighs
Well, at least fitness wise zoomers are beating other generation's ass up.
Many zoomers are rebelling against the modern world because they've reached rock bottom and they've seen it's very bad.
If they're somehow dysfunctional it's their parents' fault, or are teenagers suposed to educate themselves, for fucks sake?
And after all, teenagers ARE retarded by definition.
I team up with the zoomies this time.
>at least fitness wise zoomers are beating other generation's ass up.
Zoomers are the fattest group ever
Zoomers are on track to be the fattest generation yet.
That dude has a pinhead
>wish they could be our age again
Fuck, oldbros they are onto us.
>Zoomers have the least sex (highest percentage of virgins)
>They are also the least fit on average.
>And they're also the gayest generation ever.
What am I supposed to be jealous of, exactly?
He's better looking than 99% of fit.
Could literally beat you into a coma using one single arm and there's nothing that you could do about it and you'll lose all respect from the gym thot you couldn't protect.
Fuck I could even do whatever I want with you instead of the whore hahaha, embarrassing
Know your place lmao
Holy insecurity
>I could even do whatever I want with you
Proved OPs point. You are jealous because he's better looking.
Anon I think you're gay
>YOU HATE ZOOMERS BECAUSE…
>*hand vigorously rambling around in hat*
>pulls out paper, squints
>BECAUSE LOOK AT THESE VERY FEE ACTUALLY SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE WHO ARE AROUND MY SAME AGE!
>THEIR LIFE AND ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND BITCH ACQUIRING COMPLETELY 100% TRANSLATES TO ME!
>yes that’s it! It’s not because I’m a retard with broccoli hair who gets overly emotional at something as ridiculous as the word zoomer
You children act like we’re calling you a moron when we say zoomer. You are faggy, annoying, extremely entitled and privileged, which can all be overlooked if not for how damn emotional you losers get. You speak and argue like 15 year old girls. You communicate matter of factly (usually on subjects you think tiktok made you an expert on) based on your personal feelings and god forbid someone hurts them.
>b-buh muh pussy!
If you were to realize that Zoomer bitches are complete and total sluts for men (who have their shit together) aged 25-30 your fucking brain would melt like you were reading an elder scroll. Shit, even when my shit wasn’t together two years ago I only had to text 20 year olds “slide through I’m gonna cum in you” for them to oblige. Actually “good” girls with dumb fuck Zoomer boyfriends.
I forgot the pic
"YARRR MATEY"
~~*YARRR MATEY*~~
YARRRRRRR MATEYYYYYYY
YARRR MATEY
Life as a man gets better every year so far, I'd never want to go back to being zoomer aged.
>pulling big booty cardio bunnies
Oxymoron
Walking is not cardio
Sorry zoomers but I fuck your women. They are easy as fuck.
Why are zoomers even on IST?
because they can say moron and gay. that’s it. this place has been a haven for millennials for nearly two decades and now zoomers think it’s theirs.
I just spoke to the CEO of Millennials and she denied everything you said
Listen kid, when I see young zoomer kids who was buff and working out I'm happy for them. Don't be so insecure.
I don't care. Good for them. But I would never touch such poorly developed penisless creature.