>winter >an excuse not to run outside
Look, not to be LE HARDCORE or anything, but I run 3 times per week, all year, no matter the weather.
I run uphill to a mountain cottage and down again for 1 hour. If it snows, I just get extra cushioning, its nice. If it freezes and the trail is covered in ice, I have ice spikes on my fricking running shoes.
There is NO excuse to not run outside, except when it's colder than -20C, because then you start scarring your lungs, even with a facecover.
Doesn't your pool have slow, medium, and fast lanes? If you go in the fast lane and up the pace, people will generally take the hint and leave if they're not able to keep up.
>when the obese pool boomer starts talking to you when you stop for a moment and you get stuck in a long conversation about nothing because you're too much of a noodle to brush him off
I'm sorry Dennis but I only befriend wealthy old people.
>be fat old boomer called dennis >have no frens because loner and old >go to the pool to lose some chub >see anon >he is also alone >I am alone and want a fren. Maybe he wants a fren too >we could drink beer and have some nuggies, that would be bretty cool >wait for him to finish his set >try to start conversation so that we can become frens >he says he only befriends wealthy old people and then leaves >I don't have wealth, only beer and nuggies >mfw
>following a pack of zoomers sauntering down a hallway >Space opens up so I can get around them and secure a rack >group of zoomers spread out as if following the bernoulli principle
>have planet fitness membership >usually go at 7-8pm if I want to switch it up, usually pretty quiet >go this morning at 9am to switch it up >old women and fatties on every. single. treadmill. >girls doing meme instagram workouts on all the smith machines in groups, so they’re all on it for 45 minutes >zoomers hogging all benches in free weight area >say frick it and do my whole workout on cables
I don’t go there often but I see why most people hate it
why don't you run outside like a normal person
It's the middle of winter. If he could run outside he wouldn't need to use a treadmill.
>winter
>an excuse not to run outside
Look, not to be LE HARDCORE or anything, but I run 3 times per week, all year, no matter the weather.
I run uphill to a mountain cottage and down again for 1 hour. If it snows, I just get extra cushioning, its nice. If it freezes and the trail is covered in ice, I have ice spikes on my fricking running shoes.
There is NO excuse to not run outside, except when it's colder than -20C, because then you start scarring your lungs, even with a facecover.
Use the stationary bike, stairmaster, rowing machine or run outside moron
>going to the gym to run
I bet you drove a car to get there too.
>Going to the gym to walk
Kek can you imagine doing this though - I probably walk further at the mall too
How the frick do you carry your stuff and run without it falling?
i run back and forth in my backyard which is like 10 yards trains changing direction quickly.
>cardio
RIP gains
>every swimlane is taken by boomers swimming at a unsurprisingly low pace.
It's over.
Just keep overtaking them.
Doesn't your pool have slow, medium, and fast lanes? If you go in the fast lane and up the pace, people will generally take the hint and leave if they're not able to keep up.
>They also complain about splashing
>when the obese pool boomer starts talking to you when you stop for a moment and you get stuck in a long conversation about nothing because you're too much of a noodle to brush him off
I'm sorry Dennis but I only befriend wealthy old people.
>be fat old boomer called dennis
>have no frens because loner and old
>go to the pool to lose some chub
>see anon
>he is also alone
>I am alone and want a fren. Maybe he wants a fren too
>we could drink beer and have some nuggies, that would be bretty cool
>wait for him to finish his set
>try to start conversation so that we can become frens
>he says he only befriends wealthy old people and then leaves
>I don't have wealth, only beer and nuggies
>mfw
Why did you make me feel sad >:(
there's like 30 treadmills at my gym
they're never all taken
Run outside b***h
Imagine thinking putting your feet up and down while a belt moves is exercise.
Walking is the superior cardio, what's the problem? Are you an urbanite who never hiked in your life?
>Walking is the superior cardio, what's the problem? Are you an urbanite who never hiked in your life?
Checked, but your respons confirms that you have indeed never hiked up a mountain in your urbanite life
>doing cardio at the gym
>not just playing sportsball
What sportball can you do that's not taken over by blacks? Oh right tennis/baseball it is.
frizbee
>obese woman walking .00002 mph in front of you, everywhere you go, for your entire life
>following a pack of zoomers sauntering down a hallway
>Space opens up so I can get around them and secure a rack
>group of zoomers spread out as if following the bernoulli principle
The worst part is they are their all the time and have never lost any weight.
>have planet fitness membership
>usually go at 7-8pm if I want to switch it up, usually pretty quiet
>go this morning at 9am to switch it up
>old women and fatties on every. single. treadmill.
>girls doing meme instagram workouts on all the smith machines in groups, so they’re all on it for 45 minutes
>zoomers hogging all benches in free weight area
>say frick it and do my whole workout on cables
I don’t go there often but I see why most people hate it