ALL your gains for whatever you wish...
Deal?
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ALL your gains for whatever you wish... Deal?
ALL your gains for whatever you wish...
Deal?
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68 |
CRIME Shirt $21.68 |
I wish for more gains
Woah hivemind, you're just like me fr fr
Just like me, bb
>gives you the powershitter physique
>vanishes away laughing
I wish for even more gains
>noooooò u can't just wish for more gains!!
> crying sneed face dotgif
>you both receive more gains, in one muscle, and only that muscle, so it’s excruciating to even move
HAHAHA FOOLS!!! MONKEYPAWED!
ok
I WISH I COULD LOOK LIKE THIS
>you do look like that…at 5 feet tall
MONKEYPAWED!
you get it but
you still have your old personality
I wish for a 8 foot tall futanari version of Bryce Dallas Howard with a severe lactose intolerance and she has eaten 10 McFlurries just 20 minutes ago and she has immense mommy instincts to love and feed me
why aren't they real?
>aight homie, I’ma just grant your wish, no need to monkeypaw you, you’ve got that handled
I'll sacrifice my gains for a sweet home gym
I wish the apocalypse from Revelations occurs today so the Devil and all his tricks and tribulations are eternally over
>I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart
WEEEEEEEE
I wish to restart my life with all my current knowledge so I can be just as jacked as I am now by the time I'm a teenager, save my parents from their untimely demise and the girl I liked from getting raped.
>the girl I liked from getting raped.
Why, you didn't enjoy it the first time?
And let me guess, you're gonna buy Bitcoin with your first pocket money?
>the girl ends up being a massive bawd anyway, destroying your belief that she was only that way because she got “raped”
>you start over but as a deformed cripple, your parents are saved because they couldn’t go anywhere because their lives are nothing but caring for you
MONKEYPAWED!!
Deal. I trade all my gains for even more gains than I have.
I'll beat the frick out of you, b***hass homosexual devil
This is the only appropriate response. Everyone else has fallen into temptation, while either making selfish wishes or attempting to outwit the devil.
You win by not playing to his tune. He'll cry and seethe, upon which you beat him over the head with a brick.
Ok, I wish to immediately gain 45lb of muscles and lose 10lb of fat
Nevermind, I want 70lb of muscles added on my frame, not 45lb
>adds 70 lbs of muscle to just one quad
You’re gonna get monkeypawed trying to deal with the devil.
Easy take my gains I gain mind control powers and make everyone think I'm jacked without putting in any of the effort
>your mind control powers exhaust you constantly from having to permanently focus on making everyone think your jacked, leaving your unable to even jerk off, let alone frick
MONKEYPAWED!
I wish you were gay
>turns gay, rapes you, grooms your kid into transsexuality
MONKEYPAWED!!
>This life which you live must be lived by you once again and innumerable times more
Only a mentally ill gay turns to the devil to change his life instead of being a real man and creating the life he would want to relive through his own will.