>the TRUTH about INCLINE CURLS
Bodybuilding is so fricking moronic. Just endlessly pretending we don't know how our body's joints work. You supinate your wrist and flex your elbow to work biceps, it's not so hard. It's especially these "natty" bodybuilders doing this shit too.
>We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say. >At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question: >“What type of man are you looking for?” >They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.” >At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out. >“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for butthole guys like me?” I exclaimed. >They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full b***h mode. >“You’re such an butthole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go frick yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed. >Of course, their words didn’t faze me. >I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade. >After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fricking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?” >They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened. >“What did you just say???” they barked. >“You heard me. Are we fricking next Tuesday or next Saturday?” >Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game. >They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!” >Just as expected, they were coming on to me.
>We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say. >At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question: >“What type of man are you looking for?” >They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.” >At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out. >“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for butthole guys like me?” I exclaimed. >They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full b***h mode. >“You’re such an butthole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go frick yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed. >Of course, their words didn’t faze me. >I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade. >After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fricking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?” >They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened. >“What did you just say???” they barked. >“You heard me. Are we fricking next Tuesday or next Saturday?” >Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game. >They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!” >Just as expected, they were coming on to me.
the epitome of gymcel, what a grotesque allure
I smell jealousy
alex you're 5'3
He talks and looks like a Sopranos character
BPD + autism + watching Sopranos
>incline curls... good...
Natural Eypertrophybros...
always the triple B
>bald
>beard
>beta
>Bald
Every fricking time.
Why does he talk like he's doing slam poetry
As a black man, and as someone who looks up to Alex- I hereby give him the n pass. I'll use it wisely.
>get tanned
>stop wearing t-shirts that show off that much bicep like a man-prostitute
boom you look normal now
Yeah why doesn't he fricking tan? He has the face of a med ape but the complexity of a nord Black person
>the TRUTH about INCLINE CURLS
Bodybuilding is so fricking moronic. Just endlessly pretending we don't know how our body's joints work. You supinate your wrist and flex your elbow to work biceps, it's not so hard. It's especially these "natty" bodybuilders doing this shit too.
>Bodybuilding is so fricking moronic
Go back
Didn't read
>Ello etoobe, shoulders steal work from your bench that's why i can ohp only 150lb
>We like cuddling! Muscles are disgusting! We don’t like men who are obsessed with the gym! We want to look better than the man!” they would say.
>At this point, I started getting annoyed with their behavior, and asked them the following question:
>“What type of man are you looking for?”
>They paused for a second, and replied “Well, obviously a nice guy that’s going to treat us with respect, and who can communicate in a way that does not offend us.”
>At this moment, I had a big smirk on my face, knowing damn well that what I was about to say next would cause them to flip out.
>“So then why do you cheat on your boyfriends for butthole guys like me?” I exclaimed.
>They were silent for a few seconds, and then suddenly went full b***h mode.
>“You’re such an butthole, Alex! You don’t talk to a lady like that! Go frick yourself! You don’t know what a woman likes!” they screamed.
>Of course, their words didn’t faze me.
>I just sat there in a calm and collected fashion, as I sipped on my cool glass of lemonade.
>After about 5 minutes of them ranting at me, I cut them off and said “So when are we fricking? Next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
>They quickly glanced at each other, as their eyes and mouths widened.
>“What did you just say???” they barked.
>“You heard me. Are we fricking next Tuesday or next Saturday?”
>Interestingly enough, they started giggling and eventually began playing my game.
>They would say things like “You are so bold! You are so bad! You are something else!”
>Just as expected, they were coming on to me.
Thank you, anon.
Based. When did he spew this schizo babble?
years ago on his blog or whatever
If he was 1" taller y'all wouldn't be laughing at him.
That's the painful truth.
that is true
manlets are for laughing at
Kek all the best fighters are manlets becareful homosexual...
there's not a single manlet that's a heavy weight fighter and no "average height" is not manlet. destiny is 5' tall
better
frick me, I've been spending way too much time here
at 5:21 i thought he said "get back to quickly crushing your troony"
He never left
his autism is slipping out, I do love him, you can just tell hes the same autist from years ago. Godspeed alex.
neck pill bros i don't feel so good
he has strayed from the enlighted path...
he embraced the bald gay alien pill
Omg it's the guy who broke the natty limit.